Okay so did I miss something? I had this perception of the word scurvy that I considered extremely desirable. When I think scurvy, I think of filthy pirates by my local dockside bar. Even the picture of this guy when he dropped a couple teeth is not scurvy in my opinion. I know people want to use the best descriptors of themselves, positive mental outlook yadda yadda but c'mon. What gives? Skip the limes, fer Chrissakes.