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returntothepit >> discuss >> ATTN: My Dying Bride by Hoser on Feb 14,2012 9:17am
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toggletoggle post by Hoser at Feb 14,2012 9:17am
You need to call me...I'm off tomorow and Thursday night. Let's get together sometime.

im me your number....

and...recommend me some music that is as good if not better than MDB.



toggletoggle post by Manowarrior at Feb 14,2012 10:30am
I'd say anything without a gay violin and melodramatic vocals ruining it.

Why would anyone be discussing My Dying Bride on a metal site? Isn't there a website dedicated to limp wristed pseudo goth crap?




toggletoggle post by arktouros at Feb 14,2012 10:32am
itt: highly valued opinions



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Feb 14,2012 10:32am
Manowarrior said[orig][quote]

Why would anyone be discussing My Dying Bride on a metal site?

As you have so eloquently posited on this forum previously, this site actually has nothing to do with metal. No one here listens to real metal.



toggletoggle post by Manowarrior at Feb 14,2012 10:35am
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Manowarrior said[orig][quote]

Why would anyone be discussing My Dying Bride on a metal site?

As you have so eloquently posited on this forum previously, this site actually has nothing to do with metal. No one here listens to real metal.



Good point. I guess I'm just an optimist.




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 14,2012 10:35am
Irregardless, it is needless to say that MDB is a solid band, regardless of whether or not thse style is dug...

...

...




toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Feb 14,2012 10:37am
Have I posted my thoughts about "whether or not?"



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 14,2012 10:37am
irregardless?? i am appalled.



toggletoggle post by Manowarrior at Feb 14,2012 10:37am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Irregardless, it is needless to say that MDB is a band for faggots and posers, regardless of whether or not thse style is dug...

...

...



Agreed.




toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Feb 14,2012 10:37am
Haha. He's just trolling me, Yeti.



toggletoggle post by Manowarrior at Feb 14,2012 10:38am
I prefer using irreleventless. Great word.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 14,2012 10:38am
Dun on purpse becuz Burnsy has PET PEEVES in the English language, irregardless of the fact of whether or not it is agreed upon.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 14,2012 10:39am
whew. i was about to announce...PREPARE FOR BATTLE!



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Feb 14,2012 10:43am
In case I haven't, "whether or not" is totally redundant. Using the word whether implies the possibility of a positive or negative outcome.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 14,2012 10:45am
...which is exactly what life is.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Feb 14,2012 10:48am
Deep.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 14,2012 10:49am edited Feb 14,2012 10:50am
I'm so glad to have stopped caring about proper grammar on rttp.
Being an English major was a joke. I use it at work, but couldN'T care less about it otherwize.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Feb 14,2012 10:59am
Someone has to care. I'm glad to carry the torch.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Feb 14,2012 11:04am
Damn right Burns. English isn't a bullshit major. Communications...is phony major.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 14,2012 11:08am edited Feb 14,2012 11:10am
I'd care if I wasn't always posting from my phone whilst at work, looking over my shoulder.
And yes, English is a shit major unless you want to get a Master's. Even then, it's somewhat unimportant in regards to salary and looking for jobs. Teaching, technical and business writing, or journalism. Take your pick.
It's a GREAT skill to have, but somewhat unrewarding with a Bachelor's degree.

Law school is also awesome for English majors. But FUCK DA LAW NIGGA



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 14,2012 11:12am
Ask Ryan how awesome it is to have a Master's in English.



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Feb 14,2012 11:14am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
It's a GREAT skill to have, but somewhat unrewarding with a Bachelor's degree.


Yep.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Feb 14,2012 11:18am
Law degrees are also a dime a dozen nowadays. Lots of unemployed JD's with 300k in loans.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Feb 14,2012 11:19am
I was actually about to say if you REALLY want to learn to write, go to law school. Lawyers know how to fucking write. When I was in undergrad, my adviser told me I should study psychology to become a research whatever-the-fuck. I said, "I'm incurring a lot of debt to come here and I plan on making enough money to pay it back." (No offense to any psych majors haha).



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 14,2012 11:24am
Wait, you're not an undergrad anymore? Are you back in school?



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Feb 14,2012 11:25am
LOL. I said IN undergrad.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 14,2012 12:21pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Irregardless





toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 14,2012 12:22pm
Manowarrior said[orig][quote]
I'd say anything without a gay violin and melodramatic vocals ruining it.

Why would anyone be discussing My Dying Bride on a metal site? Isn't there a website dedicated to limp wristed pseudo goth crap?



cool musical knowledge, bro.



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Feb 14,2012 12:39pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I'd care if I wasn't always posting from my phone whilst at work, looking over my shoulder.
And yes, English is a shit major unless you want to get a Master's. Even then, it's somewhat unimportant in regards to salary and looking for jobs. Teaching, technical and business writing, or journalism. Take your pick.
It's a GREAT skill to have, but somewhat unrewarding with a Bachelor's degree.

Law school is also awesome for English majors. But FUCK DA LAW NIGGA


I guess my English major is relatively useless, except for the fact that few people in corporate America can effectively WRITE A COHERENT SENTENCE. It's amazing how many supposedly smart, successful, and often wealthy people can't fucking write or spell.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Feb 14,2012 12:45pm
is metal like dubstep with guitars?



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Feb 14,2012 1:21pm
It's funny a guy named Manowarrior talking shit about real metal ha ha ha. This is funny! Manowar are in fact the biggest fags in metal with their fucking fluffy boots and gay lyrics. Nothing weak about a violin dude, Mozart played one, and he wrote stuff that was more metal than any band these days. MDB rule.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 14,2012 1:27pm
Manowar is genius. My Dying Bride are great. This thread sucks.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 14,2012 2:17pm
i'm fairly certiain manowarrior = crazy andy from bp.



toggletoggle post by Manowarrior at Feb 14,2012 2:20pm
dyingmuse said[orig][quote]
MDB rule my tender touch hole, and I would like them to probe it with a violin.


There is nothing weak about Mozart playing violin, agreed.

It is definitely fucking gay when a supposed "metal" band uses one as a gimmick. The only thing a band could do that would be gayer would be to have Richard Simmons dance on stage with them.

I wouldn't put that past MBD, they are essentially one of the gayest bands of all time, right behind Dream Theater.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Feb 14,2012 2:30pm
Point 1: Almost all successful metal bands use "gimmicks."

Point 2: "Gimmicks" are subjective, but I'm sure we could agree on a lot of them. Saying that violins have no place in a certain form of music, metal or whatever, is idiot talk.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 14,2012 2:32pm
Point 3: Alx_Casket is expert.



toggletoggle post by Manowarrior at Feb 14,2012 2:34pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Point 1: Almost all successful metal bands use "gimmicks."

Point 2: "Gimmicks" are subjective, but I'm sure we could agree on a lot of them. Saying that violins have no place in a certain form of music, metal or whatever, is idiot talk.



Well then I'd rather be an idiot than swing from the balls of a band like My Dying Bride. Hey, you wanna be a faggot though, you can marry in MA and have Let Loose The Swans playing while you walk down the isle.





toggletoggle post by arktouros at Feb 14,2012 2:44pm
i'm sure this same thread about this band is somewhere else on the internet



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 14,2012 2:44pm
If you want your opinion to be relevant in a public forum, at least do your research.

TURN loose the swans



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Feb 14,2012 2:48pm
he got distracted listening to Mental Survival



toggletoggle post by Manowarrior at Feb 14,2012 2:50pm
trioxin_245 said[orig][quote]
If you want your opinion to be relevant in a public forum, at least do your research.

TURN loose the swans



Why would I want to research into being a queer? So I can fit in with the rest of you gothy fags? No thanks.

I heard the album once when it first came out, immediately realized how my friends who listened to it quickly became interested solely in bumming one another with this as a constant soundtrack.

I take pride in not remembering the names of albums that totally suck and turn metal fans into pillow biters.





toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Feb 14,2012 2:50pm
trioxin_245 said[orig][quote]
If you want your opinion to be relevant in a public forum, at least do your research.

TURN-based the swans

fixed



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Feb 14,2012 2:53pm edited Feb 14,2012 2:53pm
I don't understand why you guys are unperturbed by any troll, but you let Manowarrior get under your skin. As soon as you post a serious response, he wins just by getting you to play his game.



toggletoggle post by Manowarrior at Feb 14,2012 2:56pm
Mark_R said[orig][quote]
I don't understand why you guys are unperturbed by any troll, but you let Manowarrior get under your skin. As soon as you post a serious response, he wins just by getting you to play his game.


It's because deep down, they know that I'm actually right, and that they're a bunch of posers, trend chasers, and cocksuckers.





toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 14,2012 2:59pm
no, it's because you're a dumb ass



toggletoggle post by Manowarrior at Feb 14,2012 3:07pm
trioxin_245 said[orig][quote]
no, it's because you're a dumb ass



Like I say, the truth hurts. At least I listen to real metal, and ain't afraid to call shit when I smell it, like the rest of you hipster sheep.





toggletoggle post by Cher at Feb 14,2012 3:13pm
WHEN YOU SEE A SHOE ON YOUR FRONT STEP YOULL KNOW YOUR TIME HAS COME MANOWARRIOR



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Feb 14,2012 3:16pm
Ha ha ha, this is awesome hey ManMeatOwarrior, You saying Manowar didn't use violins? What about half of the Kings Of Metal record? Lots of violins and cellos being used there. I stopped listening to them after that album, but I am sure they used that stuff again in future releases. Just saying....This makes you a cocksucker too, no? what a gimmick ha ha.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 14,2012 3:17pm
lol @ me being a hipster. have you seen how unattractive and out of shape I am?



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Feb 14,2012 3:18pm
For the record, the only thing gayer in metal than ManOWar, is cum on a handlebar mustache.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 14,2012 3:23pm
i think Manowarrior is hilarious, but i do wish he/she/it had the guts to let the board know who he/she/it is, and then had the guts to speak this way in person.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 14,2012 3:25pm
assuming he/she/it is more than just a provocative troll.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 14,2012 3:25pm
because if that is the case, then as Mark R pointed out, easily the most successful troll yet.



toggletoggle post by Manowarrior at Feb 14,2012 3:26pm
dyingmuse said[orig][quote]
Ha ha ha, this is awesome hey ManMeatOwarrior, You saying Manowar didn't use violins? What about half of the Kings Of Metal record? Lots of violins and cellos being used there. I stopped listening to them after that album, but I am sure they used that stuff again in future releases. Just saying....This makes you a cocksucker too, no? what a gimmick ha ha.


Why do you think Ross The Boss left immediately after? Because he didn't want to be a nutswinger like you. The Boss knows what's gay and what's not. You're obviously too ignorant of metal to understand this, sucks to be you.


That album blows, future releases are unworthy of the Manowar name.

I personally do not care for anything after Sign Of The Hammer.


My Dying Bride was gay from the getgo, and so were their fans.




toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Feb 14,2012 3:28pm
If Manowar wasn't gay why would this come up?



http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term='Gay%20leather'%20metal



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Feb 14,2012 3:29pm
Could be a sociological experiment for a school project. Maybe he's collecting data and preparing to write up a report. It's happened before.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Feb 14,2012 3:29pm
Manowarrior said[orig][quote]
dyingmuse said[orig][quote]
Ha ha ha, this is awesome hey ManMeatOwarrior, You saying Manowar didn't use violins? What about half of the Kings Of Metal record? Lots of violins and cellos being used there. I stopped listening to them after that album, but I am sure they used that stuff again in future releases. Just saying....This makes you a cocksucker too, no? what a gimmick ha ha.


Why do you think Ross The Boss left immediately after? Because he didn't want to be a nutswinger like you. The Boss knows what's gay and what's not. You're obviously too ignorant of metal to understand this, sucks to be you.


That album blows, future releases are unworthy of the Manowar name.

I personally do not care for anything after Sign Of The Hammer.


My Dying Bride was gay from the getgo, and so were their fans.

Ha ha ha ha, right...



toggletoggle post by Manowarrior at Feb 14,2012 3:29pm
dyingmuse said[orig][quote]
If Manowar wasn't gay why would this come up?



http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term='Gay%20leather'%20metal



Because you like googling the word "gay." Sounds like someone's hard up.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 14,2012 3:31pm
dyingmuse said[orig][quote]
For the record, the only thing gayer in metal than ManOWar, is cum on a handlebar mustache.
I sent blue a picture of that not too long ago...



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Feb 14,2012 3:38pm
Ha ha ha Rev. Hmmmm.... Is Manowarrior Blue?



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Feb 14,2012 3:43pm
My theory: Manowarrior is Alx

Reasoning? Aril is the only one Manowarrior does not bash...and he LOVES him some James Doyle loving



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 14,2012 3:44pm
he hasn't directly 'bashed' me either, I've noticed.



toggletoggle post by ark at Feb 14,2012 5:00pm
manowarrior is eyehatehippies, ex BP. he is real, and he wants everybody to know that he's the only one who knows what he's talking about.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Feb 14,2012 5:03pm
I said time and again, I only post logged in. I'm already "one creepy dude"



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Feb 14,2012 5:04pm
This thread sure got away from Hoser.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 14,2012 5:22pm
ark said[orig][quote]
manowarrior is eyehatehippies, ex BP. he is real, and he wants everybody to know that he's the only one who knows what he's talking about.


i thought that, or Arrowhead. they both post in similar fashion.



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Feb 14,2012 5:37pm
Has Arrowhead posted recently? I don't think I've seen one in quite a while.



toggletoggle post by aegathis  at Feb 14,2012 7:10pm
...so does Matt still post on here? I haven't seen him in a while



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Feb 14,2012 7:59pm
How is Hoser?



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Feb 15,2012 12:34am
I love being gay for My Dying Bride. Sexiest band in doom.



toggletoggle post by joe durt at Feb 15,2012 7:33am



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