This is pretty surface-level, I'm sure you all can come up with some way more kvlt and underground trolls than this, but just to get things started:
Drums: Tossup between progmetaldrummer and Castle Doomerown (and I use the term troll in its most glowing connotation for Messr. Doomerown)
Guitar: Spacecorpse early, then he leaves and trolls the band when 3 of scottfromzircon's personalities join
Marimba and minivan: NIGGER
Bass: blackmetallady because girls play bass
Vigorously Vag-Violating Vocals: GEORGE ZIMMER
they tour with a stage show featuring Radical Dirt Biker doing sick airs off of the audience's chin
NOW YOU GO
post by ark at Jan 17,2012 9:15pm
Hammered dulcimer: ANTIFA
Band manager/public relations: ben