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returntothepit >> discuss >> Scott from Zircon has a tiny penis. NOW AVAILABLE ON WAAF! by Penile Remainz on Jan 16,2012 2:38pm
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toggletoggle post by scottfromzircon  at Jan 16,2012 2:55pm
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toggletoggle post by Senile Plantains at Jan 16,2012 2:56pm
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toggletoggle post by bitch_please at Jan 16,2012 4:21pm
scottfromzircon said[orig][quote]
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toggletoggle post by scottfromzircon  at Aug 29,2012 10:13am
No. Not tonight," Charlie cried as he buried his tears in his pillow.

"Oh yes, tonight. Tonight, just like yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and a hundred nights stretching before that ending at the day you came to live with me. Tonight, just like tomorrow." And with that, Willy Wonka removed his pants with a smirk. Usually, Charlie's parents and grandparents had been forced to watch, but Willy had killed them all and used their remains as seasoning for a new type of candy, Scrumdidllyumptious Green Soylet Surprise. Tonight would be Charlie's first night alone.

"Please, Mr. Wonka, please don't!" Charlie gave out one last sob of beligerrence, but the Candyman tore off the young boy's trousers with no senses of regret. "Let's see, what do we have hear today? Is there a treat for me? I most certainly hope there is," said Mr.Wonka as we delved his thumb and two fingers into Charlie's anus. Forcing them in until they were at the knuckle, Willy moved his hand around, as if he was searching for something. Then, his hand stopped, suddenly.

"EUREKA! I found it!" Removing his fingers, Charlie saw that firmly clutched in Mr. Wonka's hand was an everlasting gobstopper that Wonka had placed in there last night. Taking a lick, Mr. Wonka declared "It tastes just as delicious as the day I made it, although I don't know how I got so much corn on the shell formula." Wonka said the last line with a wink at Charlie, as if he expected him to laugh.

"Oh well, time for business." And with that, Willy Wonka dropped the gobstopper to his side and began to slide his PENIS into Charlie's now-loose asshole. Charlie let out a small tear and he began to grunt with every thrust. He must escape this madness. He must kill Willy Wonka.

But there were no knives in his home, in his prison. There were no guns or swords or matches, or anything. Everything that was needed was done for you by an oompa-loompa.

"Charlie, in a few minutes I'm going to place this in your mouth. I think you should like it, it's flavored with an exlusive mix of Charlie Bucket chocolate. Thanks for not wiping, baby."

Charlie had given himself poor anal hygeiene in an attempt to scare Wonka away, but Willy ignored it and fucked him all the same, except now with more facials.

Charlie desperatly wanted out of this hell, and by now he was willing to go through any plan he could in order to escape. And that's when he saw it. Next to Wonka's shaking knees was a gobstopper. Charlie moved his hands back as if to play with Willy, but as soon as he was close enough, he grabbed the gobstopper and swallowed it hole. The taste was revolting, but he had grown used to the taste and smell of his own anal production, so it passed into his throat with no problem. And in his throat is where it lodged.

By the time Willy Wonka had figured out Charlie was dead, he had already came in the young child's asshole, wondering why the child did not let loose a barage of tears telling him to pull out.

Placing his PENIS in Charlie's mouth, he noticed the boy's flesh to be unusually cold and his tongue to be unresponsive. Fucking him orally anyway, Willy Wonka knew exactly what to do with his apprentice.

He called out to the worker oompa-loompas and told them to take care of the body as they pleased, to which the oompa loompas chuckled and exchanged mischevious smiles. At once, he signaled for the Chief Loompa. Making motions, Wonka spoke to him.

"Another one has died."

"So, what should I do, sir?"

"Distribute the memory eraser chocolate, again,"

"And then, boss?"

"Tell the world that my factory is opening it's doors to the public after 15 years of life as a hermit. And make sure only boys find the gold this time."



toggletoggle post by scottfromzircon  at Aug 29,2012 10:19am
I just found Bill and Ted's most triumphant but bogus Wily's Satanic adventure's story.. This is great!! Hahahaha! Good Read! My MechaniX No one can destroy Willy Wonka! Dr. Wily shall always come up with new masterminded plans to make megaman's dick go soft.. Lol! Who ever thought you'd be better at turning a screw then me.. I do it for my life! Fuck Ya!



toggletoggle post by scottfromzircon  at Aug 29,2012 10:22am
I love RTTP!! DoooooD!!! This is excellent! Your girls pussy.. Bogus.. :( In order to be successful in the music biz one most be feeling/thinking most triumphant at all times..



toggletoggle post by Aeron Damphair at Aug 29,2012 10:26am
And the Ironborn thought I was a crackpot...



toggletoggle post by Erzebet at Aug 29,2012 7:48pm
Scott wanted me to post this.. http://www.facebook.com/zircon666



toggletoggle post by OLD NEWS at Aug 29,2012 8:07pm
Erzebet said[orig][quote]
Scott wanted me to post this.. http://www.facebook.com/zircon666 [/QUOTE

ERZEBET IS SCOTT WILY



toggletoggle post by OLD OLD NEWS at Aug 29,2012 8:11pm
SCOTT WILY IS AN IDIOT



toggletoggle post by Erzebet at Aug 29,2012 8:27pm
I hate the way he acts sometimes but your even more of an idiot



toggletoggle post by Erzebet at Aug 29,2012 8:41pm
I love you all who support my good friend Scott Wily and Zirconhttp://www.cdbaby.com/cd/zirconsongs



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Aug 29,2012 10:52pm
Please fill me in on the plans to keep MegaMan's dick forever flaccid.



toggletoggle post by lone danger at Aug 29,2012 11:26pm
Dr. Wily?? Mr. Wily ?? All ov Sonja's men seem to be having an impotence problem.. Help!! Please!! Willy!!>> Mr. Wily der der der .. do you talk to the dead dicks THING..?? Dr. Wily.. Dear Dear Dear... did you voodoo their dick head.. the Nekronauts are approaching times that are tragic with a soft herpe dick diseased .. you fooled all the people with majsick and her name was red..



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Aug 30,2012 1:10am
op is scott wily



toggletoggle post by dick is not bro at Aug 30,2012 1:41am
ITT wily dick problems
Cocaine is a helluva drug



toggletoggle post by flaccid_pickle at Sep 3,2012 12:27pm
lone%20danger said[orig][quote]
Dr. Wily?? Mr. Wily ?? All ov Sonja's men seem to be having an impotence problem.. Help!! Please!! Willy!!>> Mr. Wily der der der .. do you talk to the dead dicks THING..?? Dr. Wily.. Dear Dear Dear... did you voodoo their dick head.. the Nekronauts are approaching times that are tragic with a soft herpe dick diseased .. you fooled all the people with majsick and her name was red..








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