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returntothepit >> discuss >> Indian family envaginates an entire case of beer. by the_reverend on Dec 29,2011 3:39pm
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toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Dec 29,2011 3:40pm
Hahahaha, "envaginates"



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Dec 29,2011 3:41pm
This could be in the RTTP random metal band name generator. "Encuntulated Beer Case Of Satan"



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 29,2011 3:41pm
I guess the real world is invaginate.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Dec 29,2011 3:42pm
Is envaginate a technical term?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 29,2011 3:52pm
i bet that chick can PARTY



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Dec 29,2011 3:56pm
how the fuck...?



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Dec 29,2011 4:01pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
how the fuck...?


at 7 seconds she spits in her hand and wipes it between her knees. then shoves the beer between her thighs/knees. Lube helps her walk while squeezing he knees on the package. Strong thighs and a little bit of practice is all it takes.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Dec 29,2011 4:13pm
must learn. Also...must start wearing long dresses.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Dec 29,2011 4:24pm
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
how the fuck...?


at 7 seconds she spits in her hand and wipes it between her knees. then shoves the beer between her thighs/knees. Lube helps her walk while squeezing he knees on the package. Strong thighs and a little bit of practice is all it takes.


Makes sense, but how do you know this?



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 29,2011 4:24pm
I used to be able to fit liters of booze in my leather without even zipping it or being sketchy. Beer takes up to much space. Unless you have a dress, apparently.



toggletoggle post by Headbanging_Man at Dec 29,2011 4:35pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
how the fuck...?


at 7 seconds she spits in her hand and wipes it between her knees. then shoves the beer between her thighs/knees. Lube helps her walk while squeezing he knees on the package. Strong thighs and a little bit of practice is all it takes.


Makes sense, but how do you know this?





toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Dec 29,2011 4:37pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
how the fuck...?


at 7 seconds she spits in her hand and wipes it between her knees. then shoves the beer between her thighs/knees. Lube helps her walk while squeezing he knees on the package. Strong thighs and a little bit of practice is all it takes.


Makes sense, but how do you know this?




toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Dec 29,2011 4:43pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
I used to be able to fit liters of booze in my leather without even zipping it or being sketchy....


BUT THEN YOU TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE, AMIRITE?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 29,2011 5:23pm
AndrewBastard%20NLI said[orig][quote]
must learn. Also...must start wearing long dresses.


been caught stealin', once, when i was 5.



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Dec 29,2011 6:07pm
Shoplifting is an artform. I used to practice it quite a lot whilst living in Providence. Of course on any trips to NYC and Boston... Nothing quite as satisfying as not paying their prices on things.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 29,2011 6:13pm
Surprised the reverend didn't call this "Attn: Pam"



toggletoggle post by bitch_please at Dec 29,2011 6:13pm
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said[orig][quote]
Is envaginate a technical term?


An invagination means to retract an organ to the point where it turns inside out, or to fold up in a sheath-like structure during a surgical procedure or naturally. All the "wrinkles" on the brain are referred to as invaginations, which made the neurology component of A&P more hilarious than it really needed to be.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 29,2011 6:27pm
bitch_please said[orig][quote]
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said[orig][quote]
Is envaginate a technical term?


An invagination means to retract an organ to the point where it turns inside out, or to fold up in a sheath-like structure during a surgical procedure or naturally. All the "wrinkles" on the brain are referred to as invaginations, which made the neurology component of A&P more hilarious than it really needed to be.


Too technical.

F-



toggletoggle post by bitch_please at Dec 29,2011 6:29pm
I'm going to throw you in a tumble clothes dryer with a box of razor blades and Magic Johnson about it, tech that, bitch.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 29,2011 6:29pm
Troll smells of Nikki.



toggletoggle post by bitch_please at Dec 29,2011 6:30pm
I'm not a troll you jerks, this is my username. I'm way too fucking lazy to make an entire account to troll, get real.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 29,2011 6:31pm
Invaginate means to draw in through a membrane I thought.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 29,2011 6:32pm
Comma splice.

F-



toggletoggle post by bitch_please at Dec 29,2011 6:32pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
Invaginate means to draw in through a membrane I thought.


Go read Taber's about it.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Dec 29,2011 8:15pm
Invaginating the Undesirable



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 29,2011 8:17pm
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
Invaginating the Undesirable

I didn't watch the video. Was it shitty beer?



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 29,2011 8:35pm
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said[orig][quote]
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
how the fuck...?


at 7 seconds she spits in her hand and wipes it between her knees. then shoves the beer between her thighs/knees. Lube helps her walk while squeezing he knees on the package. Strong thighs and a little bit of practice is all it takes.


Makes sense, but how do you know this?



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