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New site? Maybe some day.
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LET'S BEGIN, SHALL WE?
RAYNARD CLAIMS TO HATE BLACK PEOPLE. BUT HIS GIRLFRIEND IS A DIFFERENT STORY. SHE'S SWALLOWED CUM OUT OF SO MANY BLACK COCKS, HER SHIT SMELLS LIKE COLLARD GREENS. SHE'S FUCKED SO MANY BLACK GUYS, SHE WAS THE FIRST PERSON IN HISTORY TO CATCH SICKLE CELL ANEMIA AS AN STD. HER SEXUAL HISTORY IS LIKE THE NBA: ONE WHITE GUY AND 500 BLACK GUYS. |
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You liek to keep this going don't you? I have no choice but to defend myself on this web site of hipster posers always hating on my band. I don't beleive your a guy with a beard. Your a girl that won't book my band you bitch it's all your fault everyone hates me. I will fight against your army of nerdy poser haters until the end of time because I am a real metal warrior been doing this since you were in diapers. All you haterz will see I will be bigger then satan. |
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What's the deal with guys named Raynard? |
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I've lost track of who is who. Wanna suck my 10" hardon? |
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no need to post nli under a fake name - faggot trolls himself well enough. i'd say it's abundantly clear that he's not coping well with his mother leaving his father for a black man. it must be hard to be the ignorant son of a hapless cuckold |
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FAGGITS NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TROLL |
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no need to post nli under a fake name - faggot trolls himself well enough. i'd say it's abundantly clear that he's not coping well with his mother leaving his father for a black man. it must be hard to be the ignorant son of a hapless cuckold |
That dickweed should change his band's name to "Hapless Cuckold". Has a nice ring to it. |
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And now, the severe beating of a successful tattoo shop owner!
<tattoo gun noises in background>
"Alright buddy, you're all set. Don't worry about how bad it looks now, it will uh...look fine in the morning. They'll ring you up in front, and don't forget to take your free Vintage Flesh CD!"
<fading footsteps followed by sound of CD being thrown in trash>
"You little jerk! MULTICULTURALIST! FUCK YOU!!!"
<telephone rings>
"Tattoomb! Oh hey Pauly! How's that half-price swastika tattoo? What? It turns the wrong way? Um, well you still hate Jews right? Well then so what! Hold on we got a walk-in here..."
<footsteps approach>
"Hi there! You look like a fine Aryan brother, can I offer you a deal on a portrait of James Earl Ray? No guarantee that it will look like him"
<THWACK>
"AAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!! HELLLLLLP!!! ARYAN MAN UNDER ATTACK HERE!!!"
<THWACK>
"UHHHH... AHHHHH... DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! I AM A SUCCESSFUL..."
<THWACK THWACK THWACK>
"HEY I NEED THOSE FINGERS TO PLAY THE HARMONICA!"
<CRRRAAACK>
"PLEASE STOP! I'LL GIVE YOU A FREE VINT-"
<THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK>
<THUD> |
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i thought you like Metal,Punk,hardcore scum. they dont get more scummy then me asshole. you would do good to shut your poser ass. your shit talking a shit talker now. i dont come onto your page shit talking your local trendy label do I? keep your unwelcome words off mine. if your not smart enough to ask to sign us, you certainly dont have the right to shit talk us. you couldnt handle our severity. you probably think your word means something, and sadly , to some they might. good thing i dont acquaint myself with said some. you can keep em'. |
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And now, the severe beating of a successful tattoo shop owner!
<tattoo gun noises in background>
"Alright buddy, you're all set. Don't worry about how bad it looks now, it will uh...look fine in the morning. They'll ring you up in front, and don't forget to take your free Vintage Flesh CD!"
<fading footsteps followed by sound of CD being thrown in trash>
"You little jerk! MULTICULTURALIST! FUCK YOU!!!"
<telephone rings>
"Tattoomb! Oh hey Pauly! How's that half-price swastika tattoo? What? It turns the wrong way? Um, well you still hate Jews right? Well then so what! Hold on we got a walk-in here..."
<footsteps approach>
"Hi there! You look like a fine Aryan brother, can I offer you a deal on a portrait of James Earl Ray? No guarantee that it will look like him"
<THWACK>
"AAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!! HELLLLLLP!!! ARYAN MAN UNDER ATTACK HERE!!!"
<THWACK>
"UHHHH... AHHHHH... DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! I AM A SUCCESSFUL..."
<THWACK THWACK THWACK>
"HEY I NEED THOSE FINGERS TO PLAY THE HARMONICA!"
<CRRRAAACK>
"PLEASE STOP! I'LL GIVE YOU A FREE VINT-"
<THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK>
<THUD> |
welcum to woosta dolla twenny five |
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Personally, I don't know what everybody is so upset all about. Raynard gave me one of his CDs when I went to get thees beetches' name covered up on my backside, you know, and I leestened to it. It was pretty good...
PRETTY GOOD FOR ME TO POOP ON!!! |
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You liek to keep this going don't you? I have no choice but to defend myself on this web site of hipster posers always hating on my band. I don't beleive your a guy with a beard. Your a girl that won't book my band you bitch it's all your fault everyone hates me. I will fight against your army of nerdy poser haters until the end of time because I am a real metal warrior been doing this since you were in diapers. All you haterz will see I will be bigger then satan. |
whoa this almost seems like but but not nearly as cool. keep trying though. i love this shit. |
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no need to post nli under a fake name - faggot trolls himself well enough. i'd say it's abundantly clear that he's not coping well with his mother leaving his father for a black man. it must be hard to be the ignorant son of a hapless cuckold |
Strange as it was, i enjoyed a nigger free life growing up on the central coast on NewJersey. i move to parts of NewEngland and you got nignogs everywhere! you liberal fags just rolled out the red carpet for them and they promptly began to shit all over it. |
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And now, the severe beating of a successful tattoo shop owner!
<tattoo gun noises in background>
"Alright buddy, you're all set. Don't worry about how bad it looks now, it will uh...look fine in the morning. They'll ring you up in front, and don't forget to take your free Vintage Flesh CD!"
<fading footsteps followed by sound of CD being thrown in trash>
"You little jerk! MULTICULTURALIST! FUCK YOU!!!"
<telephone rings>
"Tattoomb! Oh hey Pauly! How's that half-price swastika tattoo? What? It turns the wrong way? Um, well you still hate Jews right? Well then so what! Hold on we got a walk-in here..."
<footsteps approach>
"Hi there! You look like a fine Aryan brother, can I offer you a deal on a portrait of James Earl Ray? No guarantee that it will look like him"
<THWACK>
"AAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!! HELLLLLLP!!! ARYAN MAN UNDER ATTACK HERE!!!"
<THWACK>
"UHHHH... AHHHHH... DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! I AM A SUCCESSFUL..."
<THWACK THWACK THWACK>
"HEY I NEED THOSE FINGERS TO PLAY THE HARMONICA!"
<CRRRAAACK>
"PLEASE STOP! I'LL GIVE YOU A FREE VINT-"
<THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK>
<THUD> |
that was worth your effort, i got a good hardy laugh out of it thanks. i needed that after a busy day at my successful heavy metal/horror tattoo shop THE TATTOOMB! THAT WOULD MAKE A GREAT SITCOM. STARRING ME! where do i sign?! www.thetattoomb.com
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Eoooohhhh!!! Look at this fuckin' guy heckling from the back like a fuckin' coward. Never has one fuckin' funny thing to say for himself, but thinks he's a fuckin' wiseguy. Your fuckin' opinion is as limp as a fairy's wrist, you fuckin' cocksucker! Tell you what, funny guy, let's see you post something funny right here and then you can talk shit. I'll give you an hour. BACK, GET IT????? Eohhhh!!!! |
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this thread is hanging by a thread. |
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this town needs an enema. |
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For some reason its hard for me to believe that that's the same dude that posts on here as Ben. |
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this thread is so sad that i keep coming in here to make useless unfunny posts just like i do in every thread i post in |
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clever screennames (have parenthesis) |
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smells desperately samefag in here. |
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between the weird music and his shaky narration this whole thing makes me feel weird |
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Hickory dickory dock
Raynard's mom sucked big black cock
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RAYNARD
YOU ARE GAY... AND FAGGOT! |
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I wonder which bitch ass candidate Raynard is willing to suck off to start a race war. |
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RAYNARD
YOU ARE GAY... AND FAGGOT! |
this |
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None of these fags are me. I finally got around to making this LOGGED IN account to let people know that if they're talking shit to someone who isn't using this account, it's not me. |
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cant touch this! |
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None of these fags are me. I finally got around to making this LOGGED IN account to let people know that if they're talking shit to someone who isn't using this account, it's not me. |
Hey, it worked for Graveside... no, wait |
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Are you people retarded? Why in the name of unholy Satan would I use the name ben? |
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Are you people retarded? Why in the name of unholy Satan would I use the name ben? |
Because you wanted to make a fake account, representing it as an imaginary "fan" of your band, posted some "LEAVE INVERTICRUX ALONE" threads, and then forgot and posted as yourself anyway? Keep in mind, our memories haven't been destroyed by years of huffing horse tranquilizers off of boners the way yours have. |
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some one here is hell bent on improving my relatioship with you people and i wont have any of it. come out of the shadows. i challenge me to a dual to the death! |
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I got a tattoo at the Tattomb last month, and passed out from the intense pain of being tattooed by an unskilled faggot. When I woke up there was a big red chancre on me, which tells me that something's wrong. |
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What was on the menu for Raynard's first night in federal prison?
Raw starfish in a brown gravy, with a side of tossed salad!
Hee heeeeeee!!!!! |
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Can dead comedians get on this? |
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What do Raynard Stevens and Trent Reznor have in common?
They both have a HEAD LIKE A HOLE. |
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SHUT THE FUCK UP PUSSY... RAY IS A GOOD DUDE... NOT THE PC FAGGOT YOU WANT EVERYONE TO BE ... HE AIN'T WHAT YER CLAIMIN FAGGOT |
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Thread reminds me how much of a FUCKING ASSHOLE that old Scaphism bass player was |
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Raynard Stevens shot himself in the head? Where's the fuckin' problem??? It's called natural fuckin' selection and it's the bottom of the fuckin' good chain! Make sure you get your whole head in front of the pistol next time! Life sucks get a fuckin' bulletproof helmet! |
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