isnt it obvious the body is hipster dont enable

yup hipsters love the body

I'll admit it, I totally don't get this.

I'm pretty sure all hipsters are on the body, once worn.

Who's body is hipster, specifically?

Also, how can a body be hipster and not the rest of the person?

Bunch of slackjawed faggots around here.

Some people have hipster body types.

The Body is hipster.

Also, the Earth revolves around the sun and water is wet.

But the real question is, is the sky blue?

At least their band gets asked for tours. Also the body is worse than hipster, they are like ramming speeds girlfriend sludge.

Hipster or not I thought I had some decent hopes for them when I heard a few recordings. No diss on anybody in The Body or their work ethic, but everyone was gushing about how loud they were going to be. I saw them by accident in a really small basement -without earplugs- and was totally underwhelmed by their overall volume.

Again, not a diss on them (even though I was disappointed that they were a 2 piece), but the hipster buzz on them was louder than their music.

Basement metal is done. Forever.

Untrue, I just booked Grim Reaper in the basement of the Alamo.

STOP IT WITH THE WORD HIPSTER. I'M SO SICK OF IT. YOU CAN'T JUDGE PEOPLE BY HOW THEY DRESS

If that wasn't serious, I'm serious.

The color blue is a hipster color, therefor by the transitive property equality, the sky is hipster and must be destroyed.

You can judge everyone by the way they dress. If they dress like a wigger but hate rap they are being ironic thus-ski hipster if someone is dressing as a wiger-slamiester and truly like wiger-slamiester they are not hip they are true and not false clothing represents the style bro cool style bro

punctuation is your friend......

wigger slam makes me so fucking horny.

The Body is about as hipster as it gets. Except for tr00 kvlt black metal.

bennyhillifier

loving the puffy collar on that last one.

these dudes have been doing what they've been doing before people were using the word hipster

This thread gets my ultimate "whatever" for the day

Nothing Hipster about the body. Butrhey weren't that loud... sunny and eerie take the cake on that one

Loudest band = the crown from providence.

drums and bass. the bass rig is something like 3600 watts.

Hahaha that's like OM. Eerie is three marshall jmps. A sunn model t and carvin full stacks. And two bass rigs. Come check us out at midway cafe on Jan ninth with Nachzherer!

hmm i think "stonner" metal as a whole is quite hip right now becuase harcore is not really hip as it used to be and black metal is to hip for hip. but is hip being part of a music scene and thinking you are better than some one based on the fact that the band you listen to this month is better than the band they listen to this month. is hip wearing patches or is hip not wearing any patches? this hip thing is hit or miss. i really jsut want to be hip so fill me in. i just got all the bodys vinyl so i must be on the right track.

I hadn't heard the word hipster until last year, and now I can't turn around without seeing it on the internet. What's up, guys?

i will probably be able to hear you better from new bedford. even just 2 loud half stacks, an 810, and a drummer is too much for the midway. maybe it's better with the renovations they did.

so shall it be written, so shall it be SOLD OUT

I used to go to basement shows but then I took an arrow to the SOLD OUT.

Hey that's the perfect morne set up! Were loud but its calm music. EERIE is meditation if you didn't have to look at our ugly faces. And you're right. Well be too loud for midway. Be a pal and come Check the show out

Yes, please talk about your fucking band in every post. Go ahead and do it. Every single one. Talk about your band and promote yourself, encourage everyone you know to come out. Oh yes. Do it. Always do it. Always talk about your band. Every day. Any chance you get. Cram it down our throats.

But I love you lamp

And its in reference that we are like the body in that we enjoy loads of volume and drone. I actually talked about eerie in this thread and the actual show thread only. I hope the previous took You less time to type then it would to eat a gummy bear

so what halpins when they are a true hipster?

The Body was hipster in 2003 when CWAF played with them at AS220. I've never seen so many douchebags staring at their shoes for a band

Dead Times is waaay louder than the Body.

What makes them hipster? JUst so I don't get them confused with what their audience appears to be?

what about John Browns Body? Or The Bodies? Or Body Count?

They projected images of nuns onto a screen and played boring as fuck doom. A wall of amps and my ears weren't ringing. A serious attempt at being "arteests" fail

Can't we just agree that they suck and their only appeal is their claim to loudness?

Of course, I recognize the irony given my chosen screen name.

"Real men play on ten."

i like the body

Yea really, does this really need its own thread?

Next up, INTHESHIT is white power, followed by Blessed Offal is a stupid name for a band.