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returntothepit >> discuss >> YOU PANTS SHITTING FUCKS HAVE BEEN WARNED... by iFuck on Jun 6,2004 2:09am
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toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 2:09am
Only cool muthafuckers are allowed to respond to the iFuck, all faggots keep your fuckin pussy mouths shut!



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jun 6,2004 2:12am
I shit my pants once!



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 2:15am
just recently?



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jun 6,2004 2:46am
you should register so you can be cool like the rest of us.



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 2:48am
how can i do that?



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Jun 6,2004 4:33am
try not being gay... that might help.



toggletoggle post by silky  at Jun 6,2004 11:48am
if you want to be really cool, take that dick out of your ass and put it back in your mouth( in other words, shut up, faggot).



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 12:00pm
how bout i slap the fucking shit out of your little bitch ass, faggot?? hows that sound? now be a good boy and keep sucking your fathers cock, bitch.



toggletoggle post by silky  at Jun 6,2004 12:08pm
you're so fucking tough with a keyboard and hundreds of miles of fiber optics separating us. you're fucking pathetic.



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 12:10pm
TheGreatSpaldino said:
try not being gay... that might help.


hahahaha.. i just saw your picture.. and YOURE calling ME gay?? hahahahah look at you, you fat fuck. ive stepped on pieces of gum with more spine than you, you fat puddin eating fuck.



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Jun 6,2004 1:46pm
hahaha!! this thread is great.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jun 6,2004 2:38pm
i see you've learned how to register you gay little bastard.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 6,2004 3:15pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I TOLD YOU IfUCK WAS COMING SOON



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 3:32pm
you FUCKIN SLACK-JAWED FAGGOTS!!! oh, and mydeadfucktoy... im straight enough to bore out your mother & grandmother too. im about 6'2" 260 so im FAR from little, and.. i know my dad! sooo... why dont you get your shit together before you EVER thnk about talking to the iFuck!



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jun 6,2004 4:28pm
my bad... you big gay bastard you



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Jun 6,2004 5:06pm
You're a fuckin' whiney little bitch aren't you?



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Jun 6,2004 5:16pm
iFuck said:
im about 6'2" 260


im taller and i have 40+pounds on you. go away.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jun 6,2004 6:30pm
iFuck
MEN



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 6:47pm
RustedAngel said:
iFuck
MEN


really... yer gross man!



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 6:48pm
TheGreatSpaldino said:
iFuck said:
im about 6'2" 260


im taller and i have 40+pounds on you. go away.


tell ya what porky.. id knock you out faster than you could shit in your pants! so close it up, you fat sack of dogshit.



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 6:49pm
MyDeadDoll said:
my bad... you big gay bastard you


dead.. do i HAVE to shoot a load all over your tits to make you shut up?



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Jun 6,2004 6:52pm
How the hell is that going to make her shut up?



toggletoggle post by jesus  at Jun 6,2004 6:53pm
get a life.
how many posts have you made today? 80% being about spalding



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 6:57pm
and you took the time to read them all you putz. blow me



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 7:02pm
swamplorddvm said:
How the hell is that going to make her shut up?


its not going to.. i just wanna shoot a load on her tits! and, though she may not know it yet... she WANTS me to do it as well!



toggletoggle post by intricateprocess   at Jun 6,2004 7:07pm
thread of the year



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 7:09pm
lol.. tell me about it!



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jun 6,2004 7:10pm
yes, i want a fag to shoot a load on my tits... just wipe your dad's shit off your dick first.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Jun 6,2004 7:11pm
Oh snap!



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 7:12pm
oh yer into that huh? im sure we can find you someone.



toggletoggle post by coldnorthernvengeance  at Jun 6,2004 7:32pm
this thread is a riot...



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 8:37pm
lol im glad somebody sees the humor!



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jun 6,2004 8:43pm
dear god has my day been made.



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 8:50pm
lol, glad i could help



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 6,2004 9:44pm
LOWL deaddoll likes fag cum



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Jun 6,2004 10:16pm
JellyFish said:
dear god has my day been made.



i second that



toggletoggle post by coldnorthernvengeance  at Jun 7,2004 12:47am
[IMG] http://biermacht.250free.com/EvilTata.jpg[/IMG]



toggletoggle post by dread_104  at Jun 7,2004 12:56am
where's Morkul?



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jun 7,2004 1:18am
I am not entertained.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Jun 7,2004 1:46am
is that a dark throne shirt? how gay.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jun 7,2004 1:55am
dread_104 said:
where's Morkul?


too busy being a drummer... why??



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 7,2004 9:10am



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jun 7,2004 11:20am
YES\M/



toggletoggle post by morkul  at Jun 7,2004 2:58pm
I go away for awhile and Aaron you let a bunch of faggots join. God Damnit, if I lived there I would have dug my foot in so-deep in this fuckers ass, he'd be shittin Adidas stripes for a fuckin year. Ifuck, what the hell, un-original, non-thinking, I hate my parents kinda crap is that. Ifuck...yeah I'll bet you do. Every animal in this guys neighborhood is no longer safe to rome the streets at night, cause he's looking to score on the first dog that walks his way. You're 260 pounds...if I were you(thank Satan I am not) I would not be bragging about how overweight, un-attractive, infatuated with gay-porn you are. So, sit down, shut the fuck up, put on some Nile, let your balls finally drop and stop antagonizing people who you know if they saw you in person would wipe the floor with your punk-ass.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jun 7,2004 3:29pm
i have no idea what is going on here



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 7,2004 3:51pm
morkul said:
I go away for awhile and Aaron you let a bunch of faggots join. God Damnit, if I lived there I would have dug my foot in so-deep in this fuckers ass, he'd be shittin Adidas stripes for a fuckin year. Ifuck, what the hell, un-original, non-thinking, I hate my parents kinda crap is that. Ifuck...yeah I'll bet you do. Every animal in this guys neighborhood is no longer safe to rome the streets at night, cause he's looking to score on the first dog that walks his way. You're 260 pounds...if I were you(thank Satan I am not) I would not be bragging about how overweight, un-attractive, infatuated with gay-porn you are. So, sit down, shut the fuck up, put on some Nile, let your balls finally drop and stop antagonizing people who you know if they saw you in person would wipe the floor with your punk-ass.




ill tell ya what little boy.. if you think you could wipe the floor with me, i BEG you to take a shot! ill give you $100 if you can knock me out. so when youre ready to put your money where your cocksucker is, let me know. until then, keep your idol internet threats to yourself, pussy.



toggletoggle post by morkul  at Jun 7,2004 3:56pm
Anytime sweet cheeks, bring it on. You know where I am out. Where are you?



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 7,2004 4:10pm
i know where you are out?? wtf is that? moron speak? actually, i DONT know where you are. im in concord NH, how about you?



toggletoggle post by morkul  at Jun 7,2004 4:16pm
Hot Ass Az. I'm not pissed, just watch the talk about my wife. I don't know you from Adam to let that shit slide. Maybe if you turn out to be cool then it'll be alright but first things first. Introductions are in order first.



toggletoggle post by hybrid   at Jun 7,2004 4:25pm
i smell a re-posting of the "internet fights are like the special olympics" banner



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 7,2004 4:27pm
your wife? who? ohhh.. the tit comment? well, in all reallity, if she has a pic of her tits as her profile pic... thats kinda asking for it, dont ya think? arizona?? fuck that too hot... id be sweating like a nigger trying to read!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 7,2004 7:46pm
LOL....morkul tried to run over my grandmother.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 3,2005 4:33pm
um.. what?



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Aug 3,2005 5:28pm
Robdeadskin said:
hahaha!! this thread is great.


Word!



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Aug 3,2005 6:16pm
HAHA



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 3,2005 7:30pm
Hahahahahahahahaha......this thread rules. Now if we can just keep iFuck under control.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 3,2005 10:04pm
this is god damn hilarious

i can't even tell if it's a joke or if this dude is serious...either works for me

my sides hurt like back in pop warner football practice



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Aug 4,2005 12:34am
hahahahahaha why the hell did Rev dig this treasure up?
iFuck is real.
Its kinda fuckin funny.


Morkul tried to kill my grandmother, but STevus Christ did.



toggletoggle post by Ifuck at Aug 4,2005 5:56am edited Aug 4,2005 5:56am
hahahahaha... that IS some good reading! so is spaldino still fat?



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Aug 4,2005 4:31pm
Ifuck said:
hahahahaha... that IS some good reading! so is spaldino still fat?


No. Last I heard.



toggletoggle post by cdan   at Aug 4,2005 4:42pm

haha, iFuck beter be real, and not some cruel joke one of you bastards is playing. this board needs more assholes. it's been way too mellow lately.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Aug 4,2005 6:09pm
Spaldino has grown into quite the young buck.
And his band is amazing.

'after spending an evening with iFuck, the confused and mentally drained man was asked by iFuck's servant If there was anything she could get him.'


"Cancer." he replied.



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