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returntothepit >> discuss >> So, what local "meh-tal" bands do you honestly think suck? by eyehatehippies on Sep 16,2011 9:38am
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toggletoggle post by eyehatehippies  at Sep 16,2011 9:38am
Dig into them.



toggletoggle post by eyehatehippies  at Sep 16,2011 9:47am
Fine, I already know that everyone who posts here is a cowardly little child, so as usual, I'll go first.

Revocation. Shit band. All hype, no metal.

Dream Theater. One of the worst bands I've ever heard.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Sep 16,2011 9:56am
I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings :S



toggletoggle post by Duhh at Sep 16,2011 9:56am
Black Pyrimid



toggletoggle post by Troll Bulletin at Sep 16,2011 9:57am
Any band with any connection to RTTP



toggletoggle post by Duhh at Sep 16,2011 9:58am
Troll%20Bulletin said[orig][quote]
Any band with any connection to eyehatehippies



toggletoggle post by eyehatehippies  at Sep 16,2011 10:02am
Black Pyramid is the most obvious one, that was why I quit. Worst local band ever, no substance or originality, sloppy playing bad songwriting, obsession with volume, gear, and pristine studio recordings to cover for the glaring flaws. Good call on that one, too bad you couldn't say it to me like a man, instead of an owned little bitch hiding behind an alias.

Too bad you're too stupid to spell "P-Y-R-A-M-I-D" correctly, but since you're an anonymous "troll", pretty simple for you to just claim that you spelled it wrong on purpose. Until then, just ignore those little red squiggly lines under your text, they just mean that Jesus loves you.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Sep 16,2011 10:11am
its hard to admit when you dont like a local band particulrly if you've got friends in the band...

but lets face it...just because they're local doesnt meant they're good or that you HAVE to like them.




toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Sep 16,2011 10:15am
Ashers. I don't think they're anything but annoying.



toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at Sep 16,2011 10:16am
Godsmack



toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at Sep 16,2011 10:18am
All That Remains, Shadows Fall, The Acacia Strain



toggletoggle post by eyehatehippies  at Sep 16,2011 10:18am
Godsmack does suck, very obvious one.

Trying to think of a good one, there has to be a band that are good guys who I know, but I just don't care for.



toggletoggle post by ghoulash at Sep 16,2011 10:22am
hauptpflucker said[orig][quote]
All That Remains, Shadows Fall, The Acacia Strain


ill back that up by saying any band that is STILL adding mosh parts as the centerpiece to their songs.



toggletoggle post by ghoulash at Sep 16,2011 10:23am
coalesce



toggletoggle post by eyehatehippies  at Sep 16,2011 10:23am
Okay, you know who I thought really blew?

Lamont. Pete was always a nice guy to me and such, but I never cared for his band, it just did not do it for me. Too many other bands doing it a lot better, but that's the story of the music business, isn't it? I heard that Pete is an awesome realtor though, so why the fuck does he need to play in shitty bands anyways? Good guy + good job > wasting time and money in shitty band.

Mess With The Bull was REALLY bad though...



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Sep 16,2011 11:48am
Since we are being honest I'll try to remember some bands that bored the shit out of me, write boring songs and just can't play their instruments.

Blue Aside - I heard the cd is ok but live, no thanks.
Ravage - This band does not belong on a semi major label.
Aversed - The singer cannot sing while playing guitar at the same time.
Sea of Bones - Crushing but boring.
Frozen - All the talent in the world can't write a song I want to hear. Luckily they cover Rush.
Autolatry - They should stick to playing death metal.
Sorrowseed - Do I really need to elaborate?
Skullhammer - Boring throwback thrash.
Suicide Dream - Great people in this band, just dont dig them as a band.
Holy Sheet - Stupidest band I think I have ever seen.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head. I'm sure their are a LOT more where those came from.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 16,2011 11:55am
Mark_R said[orig][quote]
Ashers. I don't think they're anything but annoying.


Coasting on the Unseen's popularity? It's more likely than you think!



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Sep 16,2011 11:56am
I think what OP was trying to say was

Deathamphetamine < every other band EVER



toggletoggle post by eyehatehippies  at Sep 16,2011 11:57am
I can def see that with Blue Aside. They are really hit or miss with their live show, but they are still a young band trying to find their feet. I love the CD, but I've seen them close to trainwreck sets, and yeah, those are my boys. Hopefully, touring and some time off have helped them develop as a band.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Sep 16,2011 12:04pm
ghoulash said[orig][quote]
coalesce


midwest band...



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Sep 16,2011 12:09pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
ghoulash said[orig][quote]
coalesce


midwest band...
either way, Coalesce is the shit



toggletoggle post by eyehatehippies  at Sep 16,2011 12:15pm
I actually do not remember a single Coalesce song. I swear that I've heard them, but since I don't remember, I could very well be wrong. It could be that I just have heard the name so often, they have become an institution, and I just assume that therefore I have actually heard their music.



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Sep 16,2011 12:27pm
I thought they were over around 1999



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Sep 16,2011 12:28pm
They released an album last year. I think they took a hiatus, though.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Sep 16,2011 1:02pm
ox. saw them at the palladium maybe 3 years ago. They didn't do it for me. Not like they did at the Met over 10 years ago. They were all fucked up.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Sep 16,2011 1:15pm
95% of the bands that post in the New England Metal Union page on facebook.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 16,2011 1:16pm
^ fckn srsly



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Sep 16,2011 1:31pm
The majority of death metal bands from around here are boring as fuck. I like Blessed Offal thats about it.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 16,2011 1:34pm
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
95% of the bands that post in the New England Metal Union page on facebook.


LULZ



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Sep 16,2011 1:43pm
Graveside Service - I know they catch a lot of shit for their brand of troll promoting. But seriously, this band is terrible. And yes I have seen them live.
Inverticrux - Do a wrengasm about it.
Your Pain is Endearing - Chug Chug. Noodle Noodle. Repeat. Cool dance moves.
Widow Sunday - Dance dance revolution core.



toggletoggle post by gravesideservice will bash josh fag in the head at Sep 16,2011 2:51pm
Josh you are a fag. Your band is hipster and you should die. How are we terrible? Your fucking dumb ass band is terrible and has been done a million fucking times so eat shit. Heres how terrible we are...
[YOUTUBE=type=addvideo&url=http://www.youtube.com/user/GRAVESIDESERVICE666]



toggletoggle post by gravesideservice will bash josh fag in the head at Sep 16,2011 2:52pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 16,2011 2:52pm edited Sep 16,2011 2:52pm
You have succussfully proved how terrible you are posting videos. Kudos.



toggletoggle post by Blessed Offal NLI at Sep 16,2011 3:42pm
frankovhell said[orig][quote]
The majority of death metal bands from around here are boring as fuck. I like Blessed Offal thats about it.
also, The Proselyte. Theres others but I cant think of any.



toggletoggle post by eyehatehippies  at Sep 16,2011 4:37pm
I like Blessed Offal, they are one of the better DM bands I've heard around, but I think they appeal to me because they incorporate so many elements from black metal and other genres.

Grave Side Service, the dude is a really nice guy. The CD he gave me is pretty good, not exactly my thing, but I respect that, and honestly I have not seen them live, so I cannot comment on that.

The Proselyte...they are tricky. I've seen them through the years, played with them, etc, and it seems like a band that is constantly evolving. I remember when they were doing the Isis/Neurosis thing, but had some really cool rock elements, like extended jams/guitar solos, and it sounded novel in a sense. They just keep searching, and I can respect that. I may not always agree or like all choices that they make as a band, as far as what direction they explore, but fuck it. I'm just one guy.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Sep 16,2011 5:05pm



toggletoggle post by eyehatehippies  at Sep 16,2011 5:06pm
Hey, look at that, there is that Sacre dude who no longer exists because he is uncreative and a follower.


Tough luck, bub.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 16,2011 5:08pm
Wouldn't you say it is uncreative to call him uncreative over and over again?


IRONY - look it up.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Sep 16,2011 5:13pm
This thread needs an oldschool shred-off. I will be Ralph Macchio.



toggletoggle post by eyehatehippies  at Sep 16,2011 5:13pm edited Sep 16,2011 5:14pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
This thread needs an oldschool shred-off. I will be Ralph Macchio.



Hahahaha...


Blank post = YOU ARE A TOTAL FAILURE.


And still, you keep posting, even though you are less than a human, less than a sheep, less than a ghost.

My advice = quit. You lose, loser.




toggletoggle post by Elihhcb at Sep 16,2011 5:15pm
What's ironic?...















No I mean what's Ironic mean



toggletoggle post by eyehatehippies  at Sep 16,2011 5:16pm
Elihhcb said[orig][quote]
What's ironic?...















No I mean what's Ironic mean



What's ironic is that you post under an alias, because you are a coward and my owned bitch.


Now roll over, little childish dog...roll over, and then play dead like a good bitch.




toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Sep 16,2011 5:17pm
eyehatehippies said[orig][quote]
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
This thread needs an oldschool shred-off. I will be Ralph Macchio.



Hahahaha...


Blank post = YOU ARE A TOTAL FAILURE.


And still, you keep posting, even though you are less than a human, less than a sheep, less than a ghost.

My advice = quit. You lose, loser.



I wish I knew how to quit you.



toggletoggle post by BlownUpJamPad  at Sep 16,2011 5:17pm
I saw Krallice in NYC and people were acting like they were soooooo good. I thought they sucked and were boring.



toggletoggle post by eyehatehippies  at Sep 16,2011 5:18pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
eyehatehippies said[orig][quote]
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
This thread needs an oldschool shred-off. I will be Ralph Macchio.



Hahahaha...


Blank post = YOU ARE A TOTAL FAILURE.


And still, you keep posting, even though you are less than a human, less than a sheep, less than a ghost.

My advice = quit. You lose, loser.



I wish I knew how to quit you.



LULZ...no ability to post.



toggletoggle post by Eli_hhcb at Sep 16,2011 5:20pm
eyehatehippies said[orig][quote]
Elihhcb said[orig][quote]
What's ironic?...











lol here's Irony



No I mean what's Ironic mean



What's ironic is that you post under an alias, because you are a coward and my owned bitch.


Now roll over, little childish dog...roll over, and then play dead like a good bitch.




toggletoggle post by eyehatehippies  at Sep 16,2011 5:22pm
Deciding to grow a pair?


Who are you then, Eli? Do you even fucking know, or are you just the shadow of an alias?


Either way, you are weak, and I own you, no matter what. You have no soul, no creativity, and no individuality. Get used to it, I am your master. Dance for me, bitch.




toggletoggle post by Eli_hhcb at Sep 16,2011 5:24pm



toggletoggle post by eyehatehippies  at Sep 16,2011 5:27pm
Eli_hhcb said[orig][quote]




Yes, you are an ugly son of a bitch.


I'd still fuck you, if it makes you feel any better.


Because I like the ugly chicks best. They never suck in bed, because they always feel that they have a LOT to prove.




toggletoggle post by ThirdKnuckle  at Sep 16,2011 6:04pm
With every letter you type, you are confirming how much that post a week ago hurt your butt



toggletoggle post by eyehatehippies  at Sep 16,2011 6:24pm
ThirdKnuckle said[orig][quote]
With every letter you type, you are confirming how much that post a week ago hurt your butt



If you say so, it must be true, right?


How is your butt these days?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 16,2011 6:30pm
BlownUpJamPad said[orig][quote]
I saw Krallice in NYC and people were acting like they were soooooo good. I thought they sucked and were boring.


You were correct.



toggletoggle post by BlownUpJamPad  at Sep 16,2011 6:31pm
The only butt worth talking about is Scarlett Johansson's



toggletoggle post by ThirdKnuckle  at Sep 16,2011 6:54pm
What about George Michael's?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Sep 16,2011 7:36pm
ThirdKnuckle said[orig][quote]
What about George Michael's?


*Joke about hurt butts.*



toggletoggle post by ben at Sep 17,2011 6:36pm edited Sep 17,2011 6:38pm

bennyhillifier
you can never hope to suck as bad as this! we suck so bad , we RULE!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 17,2011 9:29pm
i made it 19 seconds in before turning that video off. do i get an award or something now?



toggletoggle post by ben at Sep 18,2011 1:19am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i made it 19 seconds in before turning that video off. do i get an award or something now?

YEAH , you get the loser award . congratulations!



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Sep 18,2011 1:32am edited Sep 18,2011 2:22am
ben said[orig][quote]
YEAH , you get the loser award . congratulations!


Shouldn't the loser award go the guy that got his band blacklisted from certain venues by being a retard and embarrassing the other members of his band? If so, you win. Congratulations!



toggletoggle post by ben at Sep 18,2011 4:26am edited Sep 18,2011 4:28am
if certain venues take offense to a man defending his dignity, then certain venues (who ever they may turn out to be) can suck my ass! you are not stopping this hate train from shitting down your unworthy throats! you bunch of trendy metal nerds. you think you have any effect on what this band is going to achieve the world over. i am not just directing my comment at the last fag but any one of you who stand with him. you better not show up at any of our future shows because i dont want you there! i rather play to one true metal head rather then an audience of queer bate followers like yourself. we are not catering to the local scene. if they chose to come and here real metal with roots, then come on along! if you chose to follow fag hats like the shit bag who spoke up against me here. put on your fag hat shit bags! we dont need yah!



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Sep 18,2011 9:45am
I still haven't listened to Inverticrux. Lots of videotapes to return...



toggletoggle post by mikefrommaine at Sep 18,2011 9:59am
I made it 29 seconds. I need a shower.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 18,2011 11:51am









toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Sep 18,2011 12:19pm
The vast majority of the metal core warped tour scene annoys the shit out of me.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Sep 18,2011 1:18pm
eyehatehippies said[orig][quote]
Either way, you are weak, and I own you, no matter what. You have no soul, no creativity, and no individuality. Get used to it, I am your master. Dance for me, bitch.



Delusions of grandeur, get some fucking help.



toggletoggle post by SLAAAAGG NLI at Sep 18,2011 8:52pm
No one here is doing anything original. In theory, you all suck. Get over yourselves.



toggletoggle post by ben at Sep 18,2011 10:13pm edited Sep 18,2011 10:14pm
thanks for clearing that up for all of us. we will just pack it up and go now. truth is, it has all been done time and time again. no one can hope to be "original" from this time forward. all we CAN hope to do is show our respect to the genres we love by creating music that salutes our metal mentors. just like it has been for ages. at least we are doing some thing other then insulting others for trying while you sit back and do nothing but complain. by the way, your wrong.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 18,2011 11:46pm
ben said[orig][quote]
by the way, your arrested.



toggletoggle post by ben at Sep 19,2011 12:17am
what? eat my vein stuffed sausage.



toggletoggle post by frontier at Sep 19,2011 11:06am
frontier is the worst band EVAR



toggletoggle post by ancient master at Sep 19,2011 11:42am
metallica



toggletoggle post by successful gay porn shop owner at Sep 19,2011 2:13pm
internal embrace, mortis ortis, vintage blood = terrible bands



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 19,2011 3:01pm
^ ITT: Eric Paone dropping science



toggletoggle post by CANDY STRIPER DEATH ORGY at Sep 19,2011 3:38pm
Hey DestroyYouAlot. FUCK YOU! When Gianna Michaels is doing her appearance at my shop in 2 weeks let's see how quick you change your tune.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Sep 19,2011 3:42pm


Also, Mortis Ortis was a fun band when I saw them a while back, dunno if they're still around.



toggletoggle post by Colonel Mustard at Sep 19,2011 3:44pm
CSDO or GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously though, these are the only bands that suck up here? No one else? Everyone else is great? Even the the most popular bands up here suck, if you dont believe go listen to their music. In the meantime keep your popularity contest going, and keep cockstraddling each other in your perfect little metal world.



toggletoggle post by Mrs. Peacock at Sep 19,2011 3:50pm
Back to the brunch cranny with you, Colonel.



toggletoggle post by Colonel Mustard at Sep 19,2011 4:07pm
Wylde Stallions MACH II, with my candlestick I do thee pledge to start the suckiest band that ever existed!!!!!!!! So sucky it will defy the logic of the alphabet, and we shall be heard through all12 dimensions. Take that you bands that only suck in one dimension.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 19,2011 4:37pm
ben said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier
you can never hope to suck as bad as this! we suck so bad , we RULE!


you dance like Richard Simmons



toggletoggle post by Richard Simmons at Sep 19,2011 4:42pm
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
ben said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier
you can never hope to suck as bad as this! we suck so bad , we RULE!


you dance like Richard Simmons


Shutup bitch! This guy is obviously a homosexual, I am offended!



toggletoggle post by slarilliusnomaamarktourosismyancientcatalystalot at Sep 19,2011 5:00pm
yea i was gonna say something about that, like the music isnt even the worst, but WHAT IS UP WITH THAT SINGER???



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Sep 19,2011 5:05pm
best troll name evar^^



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 19,2011 7:58pm
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
Shouldn't the loser award go the guy that got his band blacklisted from certain venues by being a retard and embarrassing the other members of his band? If so, you win. Congratulations!


ben said[orig][quote]
if certain venues take offense to a man defending his dignity, then certain venues (who ever they may turn out to be) can suck my ass!...


Let's cut through the B.S. and admit exactly who we're talking about here. There is no official "blacklist", and I am absolutely not going to suck anyone's ass. This is getting ridiculous. Ray, I don't know you very well, but I do know Eirik to be a pretty decent guy, and I feel bad having to tell him that although I would love to book his band again, I don't think it would be a good idea as it would result in a bloodbath of drama that could potentially end what has been more than 5 years of great shows. I've chosen to be professional about this and stay quiet, but enough is enough. Don't expect people to work with you if you can't behave professionally, and you publicly show them complete disrespect. Just stop all of the drama, and do something more productive with your time.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 19,2011 8:04pm
ITT: SUCCESSFUL DWAMA ARTIST



toggletoggle post by ben at Sep 19,2011 9:21pm edited Sep 19,2011 9:23pm
your right Samantha. i chose to do something more productive with my time now, by no longer coming to this sight that chose's to shit all over its own local bands no matter if they are good or bad. this web sight, and this scene does more damage to itself then any one band can hope to do. i have had my fill of all the drama here. it is not me starting drama so much as it is me caught up in the drama. say good bye to Ben folks. i would like to say it has been fun, but it hasn't. you know where you can find us when you all chose to support your local metal bands no mater good or bad. like local supporters should do. dont bother responding, i wont be here to read the bullshit. ahhhh, i feel better already!



toggletoggle post by Blessed Offal NLI at Sep 19,2011 9:33pm
only posting on this site that you dont come on this site is...yea



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Sep 19,2011 9:36pm
Why would anyone support bad bands? How does a web site that enables interaction between various fans of metal in a specific area cause harm to the scene in any way? Why can't you take any responsibility for your own partaking in said "drama" if you really don't like being a part of it? Why would anyone here try to find you when you clearly don't like any of us and don't have anything relevant to contribute? Eh? EH?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 20,2011 7:24am
ben said[orig][quote]
your right Samantha. i chose to do something more productive with my time now, by no longer coming to this sight that chose's to shit all over its own local bands no matter if they are good or bad. this web sight, and this scene does more damage to itself then any one band can hope to do. i have had my fill of all the drama here. it is not me starting drama so much as it is me caught up in the drama. say good bye to Ben folks. i would like to say it has been fun, but it hasn't. you know where you can find us when you all chose to support your local metal bands no mater good or bad. like local supporters should do. dont bother responding, i wont be here to read the bullshit. ahhhh, i feel better already!


you know what, Shake? do go. you'll have fun.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 20,2011 8:17am
ben said[orig][quote]
this web sight





toggletoggle post by ark at Sep 20,2011 8:53am
[QUOTE="Yeti:1238716"
you know what, Shake? do go. you'll have fun.

Bahahaha



toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 20,2011 9:23am
With the flouncing, this thread now has it all.



toggletoggle post by bornoffire  at Sep 20,2011 10:03am
So much Butthurt going on in here.....



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 20,2011 12:34pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
Why can't you take any responsibility for your own partaking in said "drama" if you really don't like being a part of it?


I've been wondering that ever since the night of the rage-filled Wrengasm. Don't bother trying to rationalize anything. There is no logic here. We are in the Twilight Zone.

I have no interest in being involved in this shitshow.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 20,2011 12:52pm edited Sep 20,2011 12:55pm
ark said[orig][quote]
[QUOTE="Yeti:1238716"
you know what, Shake? do go. you'll have fun.

Bahahaha



XD




toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Sep 20,2011 1:59pm
I wish I knew what everyone was talking about. Oh well



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 20,2011 2:00pm
MY BANANARAMA TAPE!



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 20,2011 2:01pm



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