http://www.dailyblam.com/news/2011/09/06/b...ce-remake-dark-shadows-screenwriter

fuck you.

gtfo here, really?

Awesome, I loved the first one. The demon is pretty cool too, I love him, "The Lord Of The Flies."

The Gospel of Nicodemus, which is really bitching because Nicodemus must have been tripping on some heavy shit, which is probably why the Christians cut it from their Bibles awhile ago, Jesus gives Betelgeuse dominion over Satan, because Satan fucked up and did not recognize him when Jesus went knocking on the gates to hell. So, according to the earlier Christians, Betelgeuse is actually the king of all hell now.

They aways fucking spell the poor dude's name wrong though...baalzebub, beelzebub, Beetlejuice...

It's pretty fucking easy, it's BETELGEUSE. Look at the constellation Orion, it's the brightest star.