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returntothepit >> discuss >> anyone who watches sports of any kind is not a real metalhead by kiss buttdick on Aug 17,2011 7:38am
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toggletoggle post by kiss buttdick at Aug 17,2011 7:38am
seriously why watch sweaty men run around and rub up against eachother. thats not metal. then you people obsess over this nonsense like it really matters. the economy is tanking and all you talk about is football and baseball. who fucking cares. i hate red sox and patriots fans... get out of metal please



toggletoggle post by SLAAAAG at Aug 17,2011 7:48am
I hate metal and have better things to do with my time besides watching sports. Does that make me a faggot?



toggletoggle post by Lamp nli at Aug 17,2011 8:44am
The shot put is the most metal athletic competition.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Aug 17,2011 8:51am
"We are real metal, from a real metal tree"



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Aug 17,2011 8:55am
kiss%20buttdick said[orig][quote]
seriously why watch sweaty men run around and rub up against eachother. thats not metal.


Doesn't this happen at metal shows?



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Aug 17,2011 9:18am
ATHLETIC METAL



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Aug 17,2011 9:35am
Mark_R said[orig][quote]
kiss%20buttdick said[orig][quote]
seriously why watch sweaty men run around and rub up against eachother. thats not metal.


Doesn't this happen at metal shows?

FACTBOMB



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 17,2011 9:36am
sports > metal



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Aug 17,2011 9:43am



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 17,2011 9:45am
did I make this thread in my sleep?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 17,2011 9:49am
i'm gonna go with yes.



toggletoggle post by Thread Critic at Aug 17,2011 10:04am
1/10



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 17,2011 10:09am
RustyPS said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier


^ Dumb

Real:


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 17,2011 10:10am
I'm too busy with video games and D&D to pay attention to sports, so I must be an awesome guy.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 17,2011 10:10am
OP thinks so, at least.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 17,2011 10:15am
only RPG sports games are real



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Aug 17,2011 10:17am
only 20 sided die turn based hockey is real



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 17,2011 10:18am
DYA finally made his saving throw on life.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 17,2011 10:18am
kiss%20buttdick said[orig][quote]
baseball


I never said that...I'll never say that. Don't you EVER say that to me again.






fucking pansy.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Aug 17,2011 10:26am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
only RPG sports games are real


Baseball Mogul is pretty awesome.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 17,2011 10:29am
one of the newer NBA games for 360 is basically an RPG. you can start as a newly drafted player and work your way through the season until the playoffs and earn skill points and shit. my roommate is fuckin addicted to it.



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toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Aug 17,2011 11:11am
Who said jocks don't like metal? Remember Drinkfist?

Oops, I think I just proved the thread author's point.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Aug 17,2011 11:39am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
only 20 sided die turn based hockey is real
this made me LOL



toggletoggle post by SLAAAAG at Aug 17,2011 12:12pm
SPRAY FARTS



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Aug 17,2011 2:33pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
only RPG sports games are real


Captain Tsubasa!



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toggletoggle post by Mutis  at Aug 17,2011 4:39pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
only RPG sports games are real


blitzball!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 17,2011 4:56pm
Mutis said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
only sports RPG games are real


Blood Bowl!


fix'd




toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 17,2011 4:59pm
ShadowSD said[orig][quote]
Who said jocks don't like metal? Remember Drinkfist?

Oops, I think I just proved the thread author's point.


And don't forget BRAWLPARK (though it would be worth trying to forget).



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Aug 17,2011 5:00pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
Mutis said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
only sports RPG games are real


Bud Bowl!


fix'd




toggletoggle post by ancient master at Aug 17,2011 5:18pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 17,2011 5:31pm edited Aug 17,2011 5:31pm
MOAR SONGS ABOUT HOCKEY




toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Aug 17,2011 5:41pm



toggletoggle post by JACK KELLY at Aug 17,2011 5:51pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
MOAR SONGS ABOUT HOCKEY



OKAY LOL




toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Aug 17,2011 5:51pm
FOOTBALL AND HOCKEY RIFFS



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Aug 17,2011 5:52pm
JACK%20KELLY said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
MOAR SONGS ABOUT HOCKEY



OKAY LOL



....OR GTFO



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 17,2011 5:54pm
MORE SONGS ABOUT GILLIGAN'S ISLAND





bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Aug 17,2011 5:55pm edited Aug 17,2011 5:56pm
aaron_michael said[orig][quote]


That reminds me of




toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Aug 17,2011 5:58pm
kiss%20buttdick said[orig][quote]
seriously why watch sweaty men run around and rub up against eachother. thats not metal. then you people obsess over this nonsense like it really matters.


So, watching sweaty men run around and rub up each other in the average "metal mosh pit" is more appealing?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 17,2011 6:20pm
aaron_michael said[orig][quote]
kiss%20buttdick said[orig][quote]
seriously why watch sweaty men run around and rub up against eachother. thats not metal. then you people obsess over this nonsense like it really matters.


So, watching sweaty men run around and rub up each other in the average "metal mosh pit" is more appealing?


no but apparently taking pictures of it is.




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 18,2011 7:31am
i farted 4 times reading this thread.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Aug 18,2011 9:10am
Only aaron and I feel this way I think.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 18,2011 9:22am
only playing sports and not being a typical jock and listening to metal is real. I still challenge ye all to a game of bball so I can dunk on you niggas



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Aug 18,2011 10:36am
Doing sports > watching sports.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 18,2011 10:38am
drinking ports > watching ports



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Aug 18,2011 10:47am
WHAT IF YOU WATCH NASCAR?



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 18,2011 10:51am
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
WHAT IF YOU WATCH NASCAR?


Then you should listen to country and praise jeeeeeezus.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Aug 18,2011 10:54am
outlaw country and satan work?



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 18,2011 11:37am



toggletoggle post by Mutis  at Aug 18,2011 12:30pm



toggletoggle post by BSV at Aug 18,2011 6:28pm
ANYONE THAT GOES TO METAL SHOWS JUST TO WATCH SWEATY DUDES SWEAT AND RUB ON OTHER SWEATY DUDES HEADBANGING IS A FAGGOT.

DIS PENIS IN BETWEEN MY LEGS TOLD ME SO.

ONLY FEMALE SPORTS ARE REAL.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Aug 18,2011 7:01pm
BSV said[orig][quote]
ONLY FEMALE SPORTS ARE REAL.




MMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM BITCH



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Aug 18,2011 8:22pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
only 20 sided die turn based football is real



Bloodbowl, nigga




toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 18,2011 8:55pm



toggletoggle post by Benjamin Notloggedinhu at Jan 19,2015 3:39pm
Yea this is true



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Jan 19,2015 3:54pm
Spaldino said[orig][quote]
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
only 20 sided die turn based football is real



Bloodbowl, nigga



FALSE, BLOOD BOWL USES D6 EXCLUSIVELY



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Jan 19,2015 3:54pm
But yeah, shit rules.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 19,2015 5:27pm
Fixation with sweaty men = always stupid.




toggletoggle post by the truth at Jan 20,2015 12:58pm
Raven wears hockey and football gear and is more metal than everyone who has ever posted on this board combined



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Jan 20,2015 3:40pm
kiss%20buttdick said[orig][quote]
seriously why watch sweaty men run around and rub up against eachother.


Because it's hot



toggletoggle post by mars666 at Jan 21,2015 5:31pm
Im not a fan of sports



toggletoggle post by For Whom The Bell Trolls at Jan 21,2015 5:58pm
I agree with the topic of this thread.



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metal



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metal



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metal



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metal



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metal



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metal



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metal



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metal



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metal



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metal



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metal



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metal



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metal



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metal



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metal



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metal



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metal



toggletoggle post by Bungtrollio at Jan 22,2015 9:01am
metal



toggletoggle post by Bungtrollio at Jan 22,2015 12:05pm
and not sports



toggletoggle post by Bungtrollio at Jan 22,2015 2:26pm
oh no



toggletoggle post by Bungtrollio at Jan 22,2015 2:29pm
burritos



toggletoggle post by Bungtrollio at Jan 22,2015 2:56pm
tacos



toggletoggle post by Bungtrollio at Jan 22,2015 3:11pm
and henifer lopez



toggletoggle post by Bungtrollio at Jan 22,2015 3:13pm
and ben affleck



toggletoggle post by For Whom The Bell Trolls at Jan 23,2015 1:06pm
Time marches on



toggletoggle post by SCOTT ZOLAK at Jan 23,2015 6:03pm
SUP. 80's bands!



toggletoggle post by For Whom The Bell Trolls at Jan 24,2015 1:59am
For Whom The Bell Trolls



toggletoggle post by For Whom The Bell Trolls at Jan 24,2015 2:04am
For Whom The Bell Trolls



toggletoggle post by For Whom The Bell Trolls at Jan 24,2015 8:57am
Take a look at the sky just before you die



toggletoggle post by For Whom The Bell Trolls at Jan 24,2015 9:15am
It's the last time you will



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Will



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Will



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Will



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Will



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Will



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Will



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Will



toggletoggle post by Josh Mantits Desroisers at Jan 24,2015 10:07am
I like licking my own asshole.



toggletoggle post by Josh Mantits Desroisers at Jan 24,2015 10:16am
Seriously I really do.



toggletoggle post by Josh Mantits Desroisers at Jan 24,2015 10:41am
Lick it for me.



toggletoggle post by Josh Zielinski at Jan 24,2015 10:55am
omg I LOVE licking ass, it straightens my crooked teeth but then they're crooked again so I have to lick more ass.



toggletoggle post by Josh Zielinski at Jan 24,2015 11:12am
Seriously let me lick your ass, I promise my genital warts won't transfer to you that way



toggletoggle post by Josh Zielinski at Jan 24,2015 11:26am
That goes for every guy here on rttp, who wants their ass licked first?



toggletoggle post by Josh Zielinski at Jan 24,2015 11:28am
Yummy



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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM THE GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Josh Zielinski at Jan 24,2015 11:35am
Licking dudes' assholes with my crooked teeth



toggletoggle post by NH Brufaggotry at Jan 24,2015 11:38am
You owe me $18 you fucking scumbag!



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