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returntothepit >> discuss >> Razormaze is THE BEST local metal band - FUCK THE HATERZ!! by Pizza Pete on Jun 17,2011 11:52am
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toggletoggle post by Pizza Pete at Jun 17,2011 11:52am
Boston Phoenix - Best Metal in Boston:
RAZORMAZE



A little over a year ago, Razormaze developed into metal maturity with their Miseries EP, a shred-tacular sonic enhancer for any blood orgy ritual and/or D&D party. Though the shaggy quartet probably cause irreparable damage to their necks by speedily swinging their mighty manes — as is the wont of all true metal warriors — such is necessary to remain in Satan's good graces. They also win best song title-turned epithet for their fans. "Hulkamaniac" is to the Hulkster as "Slave to the Maze" is to Razormaze.

Runners-up
2. Motherboar
3. Ramming Speed
4. Gozu

http://thephoenix.com/BMP/Boston/2011/Metal/
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Bands:

Razormaze



toggletoggle post by Slag at Jun 17,2011 12:08pm
meh.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Jun 17,2011 12:11pm
Slag said[orig][quote]
meh.



toggletoggle post by ghey_faguettes at Jun 17,2011 12:13pm
only thing to add, a conversation with my roommate

"Dude what are we listening to?"
"Gozu"
"Aw maaaaaaaan, I could TOTALLY smoke weed to this!"
"..... you are."



toggletoggle post by haupty at Jun 17,2011 12:37pm
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
Slag said[orig][quote]
meh.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 17,2011 12:42pm
ghey_faguettes said[orig][quote]
only thing to add, a conversation with my roommate

"Dude what are we listening to?"
"Gozu"
"Aw maaaaaaaan, I could TOTALLY smoke weed to this!"
"..... you are."


HA!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 17,2011 1:12pm
I guess they are on tour and one of their parents accepted for them.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 17,2011 1:13pm
That's hilarious if true.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jun 17,2011 2:50pm
this doesnt feel like an rttp thread



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 17,2011 3:15pm
DICKS AND ABORTIONS



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jun 17,2011 3:29pm
STUFF SUX, ETC



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jun 17,2011 3:29pm
SOMETHING SOMETHING ABOUT IT



toggletoggle post by Goatrider  at Jun 17,2011 3:36pm
STUFF 'N JUNK OR UR A PUSSY.



toggletoggle post by german goo girls at Jun 17,2011 3:40pm
how about a "where are they now?" status update on those babes from the razermaze photo shoot?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 17,2011 3:44pm
how bout an E True Hollywood Story about it bro?



toggletoggle post by CurlyRed at Jun 17,2011 3:50pm
They look like they are wearing girl pants



toggletoggle post by Papa John at Jun 17,2011 3:56pm
Congratulations, boys!!!



toggletoggle post by Mama Celeste at Jun 17,2011 4:03pm
Congratulazioni! Ben fatto!



toggletoggle post by Donatello at Jun 17,2011 4:24pm
AWESOME!



toggletoggle post by Leonardo at Jun 17,2011 4:26pm
RIGHTEOUS!!!



toggletoggle post by Raphael at Jun 17,2011 4:30pm
BOSSANOVA!!!!!



toggletoggle post by NuclearWinter at Jun 17,2011 4:32pm
german%20goo%20girls said[orig][quote]
how about a "where are they now?" status update on those babes from the razermaze photo shoot?


Still dating Razormaze.

Congratulations to these guys, I believe they're in Canada right now -- probably shirtless.



toggletoggle post by Michaelangelo at Jun 17,2011 4:35pm
TOTALLY RADICAL!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Jun 17,2011 4:48pm
I feel like they photoshopped sam to be smaller so alex wouldnt look so tiny in that pic at the top.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 17,2011 5:10pm
Raphael said[orig][quote]
BOSSANOVA!!!!!


fail. Michaelangelo said Bossanova.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 17,2011 5:30pm
cassanova?



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jun 17,2011 5:31pm
NOSSABOVA



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jun 17,2011 5:35pm
Cassabova



toggletoggle post by Malmsteen at Jun 17,2011 5:44pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
I feel like they photoshopped sam to be smaller so alex wouldnt look so tiny in that pic at the top.


Its shopped alrite. Here's the original band photo:




toggletoggle post by saxlbeckett at Jun 20,2011 4:53pm



toggletoggle post by BlessedOffalNLI at Jun 20,2011 7:46pm
mumbatu was kinda great



toggletoggle post by Mastah Shreddah at Jun 21,2011 4:03pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
Raphael said[orig][quote]
BOSSANOVA!!!!!


fail. Michaelangelo said Bossanova.

double fail. Donatello said Bossanova because he's the smart one and "does machines."

And that's a fact, Jack.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 21,2011 4:06pm
Truth. Michaelangelo is a party dude.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 21,2011 4:09pm
Thread is now about Mirage Studios.





toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 21,2011 4:09pm
HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT DUDE GET TO FUCK JULIE STRAIN ON THE REGULAR?!?




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 21,2011 4:10pm
The Hall & Oates-looking motherfucker obv, not Sloth over on the left.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 21,2011 4:10pm
ONLY CEREBUS THE AARDVARK IS REAL



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 21,2011 4:14pm
Well Dave Sim gets to fuck Ayn Rand IN HIS MIND, why would he care about mid-90s pinup models?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 21,2011 4:16pm



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 21,2011 4:17pm





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