Lulz.



http://www.cnn.com/2011/HEALTH/05/31/who.cell.phones/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

it's old news that they "might" cause cancer. so the only difference now is a worldwide panel of scientists looks at a lot of peer-reviewed studies and once again say they "might" cause cancer. every battery-powered device gives off radiation. there are many different types of radiation. chances are you will die of old age before you see any mutations linked to this type of radiation.

THERE ARE NO STUDIES CONFIRMING LONG-TERM CELL PHONE USE CAUSES CANCER!

meanwhile CNN posts a top story and wins big...

BREAKING: LIVING LIFE CAUSES DEATH

I'm on my phone right now... but it's 3 feet away with a head set.

Sweet, another excuse to refuse to answer my phone.

"Mommy where are you and who are these people"

(urban dic)
1. creepy bro

a creepy bro (or cb for short) is someone who is the outsider at a party or a lurker, someone who might add a comment in a conversation they arent even in or they are watching and cheering on a beer pong game that they know no one in, a cb could be someone staring off at something, or could be someone who is just really really creepy or dorky looking, a straight up lurker, if you notice one yell cb so everyone in the room notices them too

"did you see that creepy bro over there in the corner?"

creepisbro?

Actually, there ARE when it comes to certain brain cancers, the article says:



So cell phones do increase the occurrence of some cancers, and also may do so with others but we won't know until a few decades should people start dropping like flies.

Since I know EVERYONE here but me uses a cell phone, I promise to keep a record in the event you all should die an ugly cancerous death and I am the only surviving member of rttp. That's what friends are for.

yeah i saw that. point is it's already known that phones give of a certain type of radiation. like the man said, whether this type of radiation definitely gives you cancer, at an indefinite rate, over a very extended period of time, is hard to study for. And it's almost impossible to ignore other cancer risk factors in a long-term study like that.

so add cell phones to the mile-long list of cancer risk factors. again.

says the guy who just spent 4 days out of state.

and several nights a week at shows.

and several more hours doing a radio show where he tries to pronounce band names

Dad: sweet parent bro, as long as nothing music-related or cooler is going on.
Mom: goes out one or two nights a week, usually for work, while child is with father = leaves child with strangers everyday.

Pepelislogic.

ITT: how does babby work?

Aaron will let you know...right after tonight's show.

CATS IN THE CRADLE...

i am in your club. i haven't had a phone in months.

Where's Ghost?

landline phones do not cause cancer however.

Right you are, I shouldn't have said everyone but me. Although I really do think we're probably the only two here. I know that whenever I tell anyone I meet that I don't have a cell phone if the topic comes up somehow, they look at me like I'm from Mars.

Hahaha, you've got him there.