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returntothepit >> discuss >> Help me withthis equation please by the_reverend on May 11,2011 8:44pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 11,2011 8:44pm
1) take 1,000,000 pictures of local bands
2)
3) get laid

I can't for the life of me figure it out.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 11,2011 8:49pm
2) Be nice to your wife.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 11,2011 8:49pm
:-D



toggletoggle post by Eddie  at May 11,2011 8:50pm
2) test the depth of your deep throat with a tube of toothpaste



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 11,2011 9:13pm
Pam is obviously a girl which makes her advice already terrible.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 11,2011 9:14pm
2) send txt pix of wiener didn't work.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at May 11,2011 9:17pm
holla?



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 11,2011 9:27pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
Pam is obviously a girl which makes her advice already terrible.


and hilarious because we both know there's nothing you can do to make her forget how terrible you are.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at May 11,2011 9:29pm
shes italian i think u have to guilt her into it



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 11,2011 9:29pm
life with women is like a box of chocolates that fucking hate your dick.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at May 11,2011 9:29pm
be like oh-a no-a my poor-a penis-a



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 11,2011 9:37pm
sxealex said[orig][quote]
be like oh-a no-a my poor-a penis-a


There is beer in my lungs now.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 11,2011 9:46pm
Nobody Takes Pictures of the Photographer



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at May 11,2011 9:59pm
doo doo bap bap doo doo bap bap



toggletoggle post by Elihhcb at May 11,2011 10:04pm
Hook up with girls named Nora. Clearly.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 11,2011 10:35pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
2) send txt pix of wiener didn't work.


I got laid shortly after the time I sent you mine.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 11,2011 11:39pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
2) send txt pix of wiener didn't work.


I got laid shortly after the time I sent you mine.

IRRELEVANT



toggletoggle post by Big bag of assorted nigger parts at May 11,2011 11:45pm
How about that fat cunt everyone hates in that other thread? She sounds easy.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 11,2011 11:52pm
Based on your personality, i would say this could work two ways. (with slight modifications.)

THE WRONG WAY
1) take 1,000,000 pictures of local bands
2) Be yourself
3) Barely ever get laid

THE OTHER WAY
1) take 1,000,000 pictures of local bands (but then dismiss it from mind, because it has nothing to do with getting girls... Although I'm sure it makes guys in bands hot and steamy.)
2) Learn the right balance of: (listed in order of importance)
-Confidence
-Listening
-Aggression.
3) get laid

obviously it's not as easy as 1-2-SEX, but with practice it get easier.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at May 11,2011 11:53pm
2) Don't get married and/or have kids.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 11,2011 11:54pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
2) Don't get married and/or have kids.


Fucking obviously.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 12,2011 12:00am edited May 12,2011 12:00am
2. Profit




toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 12,2011 12:03am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
2. Make Copious Profit

(the small business thing is cute, but unless you're making 6 figures, it doesn't help much in the vagina department.)



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at May 12,2011 12:04am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
4. Profit

ficksed



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 12,2011 8:49am
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
2) Don't get married and/or have kids.


QFT



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 12,2011 8:59am edited May 12,2011 9:04am
2. Ruffie Coolatta.



toggletoggle post by eyehatehippies  at May 12,2011 9:02am
2) Make local bands perform sexual favours in exchange for rights/usage of said photos.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 12,2011 10:36am
4. stop being you



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 12,2011 10:37am



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 12,2011 10:38am edited May 12,2011 10:38am
good thing rttp math equations only have 4 numbers that equal 0



toggletoggle post by Aaron_michael  at May 12,2011 11:14am
What is laid?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 12,2011 11:17am
DIVIDE BY ZERO, FAGGOT



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at May 12,2011 11:35am
Don't make a thread about it?



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at May 12,2011 11:37am
2) dont live in New Hampshire



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 12,2011 11:43am

UGGHHHH



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 12,2011 11:45am
that bitch needs a punch in the tit bags.


... followed by a good romping of course!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 12,2011 11:46am
LOTS O' MONEY=SEX



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at May 12,2011 11:48am
2) Don't say Simpsons did it in every conversation while looking like a thin Comic Book guy on a hiking trip.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 12,2011 12:29pm
1. Stalk around shows with camera
2. Creep up behind girls and show them you took 100 pictures of them while Terror was playing.
3. Get served divorce papers



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at May 12,2011 2:26pm
You're all wrong.

The correct answer is "?"



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 12,2011 5:02pm
sxealex said[orig][quote]
be like oh-a no-a my poor-a penis-a


This.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 12,2011 5:05pm
Return to the ArithmaDICK



toggletoggle post by Elihhcb at May 12,2011 5:07pm
Certain photographer in wmass always has young girls fllowing him...looks like a troll too.



toggletoggle post by hlrie at May 12,2011 5:15pm
Clearly the answer is... grow your own vagina.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 12,2011 5:23pm
ch-ch-ch-chia



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 12,2011 5:28pm
only having kids is real.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 12,2011 5:30pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
only having kids is real.


at least your kid is cool. lots of kids are shitty assholes.



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 12,2011 5:32pm
haha no, I know. having kids and being a musician = hard stuff.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 12,2011 5:34pm
kudos on making the effort at least.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 12,2011 5:34pm
but to answer rev's question:

2. Go to shows and hold civil conversations with people without having it be about your penis every 5 minutes



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at May 12,2011 5:38pm
2. Chloroform



toggletoggle post by conservationist  at May 12,2011 5:45pm

1) take 1,000,000 pictures of local bands
2) LASAGNA
3) get laid


Say what?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 12,2011 5:58pm
Kevord said[orig][quote]
2) Don't say Simpsons did it in every conversation while looking like a thin Comic Book guy on a hiking trip.
this



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 12,2011 5:59pm
this thread has become a monster.
I almost felt bad for Aaron... for like a second.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 12,2011 6:01pm
2. Develop mildly tolerable personality



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 12,2011 6:02pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
this thread has become a monster.
I almost felt bad for Aaron... for like a second.


He doesn't have feelings, it's ok.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 12,2011 6:07pm
2. begging

why doesn't that one work?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 12,2011 6:08pm
I created this to be funny. So, my only feelings are feelings of disgust. mostly at smelly dicks.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at May 12,2011 6:32pm
2. clean yer dick



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 12,2011 6:51pm
ewwwwww...... nice!!



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 12,2011 9:43pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
but to answer rev's question:

2. Go to shows and hold civil conversations with people without having it be about your penis every 5 minutes


I used to be able to talk to the fella, now he just winks and licks his lips at me...



toggletoggle post by The_reverend   at May 12,2011 10:21pm
I ain't never cleaned my dick before and I ain't starting now.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 12,2011 10:22pm
gross.



toggletoggle post by The_reverend   at May 12,2011 10:24pm
You didn't say that last time it went from you ass t your mouth, why being so macho on line now.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 12,2011 10:34pm edited May 12,2011 10:34pm
The_reverend said[orig][quote]
I ain't never cleaned my dick before and I ain't starting now.


I couldn't help but imagine you saying that while looking like this:


Also, reup for my proudest flyer attempt.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 12,2011 10:37pm
i can see brush marks.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 12,2011 10:43pm
there were no brushes used, noob



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 12,2011 10:51pm
your sarcasm meter has failed you for the last time, admiral.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 12,2011 10:54pm
Sarcasm was inherently obvi, and was quickly transcended by the chance to make fun of your photoshop skills.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 12,2011 11:02pm
basis of my serious PS work, you have not seen.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 12,2011 11:23pm
LAN party: photoshop edition, my place or yours?



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