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returntothepit >> discuss >> Boarcorpse/Composted/Scaphism Split Review by FuckIsMySignature on Apr 18,2011 8:47pm

post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 18,2011 8:47pm edited Apr 18,2011 9:04pm

Boarcorpse -

"Unfortunately the result isn't all that exciting."

Composted -

"Overall there's nothing exciting in the music."

Scaphism -

"The song-writing is not all that exciting. "

Verdict - Needs moar excitement.

http://www.supremebrutality.net/scaphism/threewaysplitcd.php

post by blue

at Apr 18,2011 9:05pm

In this review: excessive lack of excitement & strength

post by Davemonic at home at Apr 18,2011 9:17pm

That guy is a fucking retard he is repetitive and redundant to sum it up; i think his review is lacking excitement and strength

post by eddnli at Apr 18,2011 9:48pm

A guy didn't put effort in a review of a split he got bored listening to.

Never happens.

post by amorok666 at Apr 18,2011 10:59pm

bennyhillifier

post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco

at Apr 18,2011 11:44pm

I fixed his review:

http://www.holladaddy.com/splitcdreview.html

post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 18,2011 11:46pm

HAHAHA

post by SUPREMEBRUTALITYPIZZA at Apr 18,2011 11:51pm

these bands suck and are probably a bunch of faggets.

post by Alexecutioner at Apr 19,2011 12:08am

"The singer, Tony, looks like a total dreamboat though. Totally would."

hahahaha

post by ouchdrummer

at Apr 19,2011 12:19am

FuckIsMySignature said	[orig][quote]
Boarcorpse - "Unfortunately the result isn't all that exciting." Composted - "Overall there's nothing exciting in the music." Scaphism - "The song-writing is not all that exciting. " Verdict - Needs moar excitement. http://www.supremebrutality.net/scaphism/threewaysplitcd.php

This kinda makes me happy...it could be way worse. I mean, everyone knows that you can't please everyone, and it sounds like the guy was hoping for more "powerful stuff" or "SP" (SUPREME BRUTALITY) as he would call it. (as that is the name of his blog) and i know that BOARCORPSE has never claimed to be brutal, and we're proud of who we are... ...So the guy isn't excited by our bands' music, but he didn't hate it, and didn't really have anything mean to say about almost anything on the split, it just didn't excite him, didn't stand apart to him, and didn't have a sufficient SP-rating.

And i love knowing that people are getting the split and listening to it.

post by ouchdrummer

at Apr 19,2011 12:20am

and obviously mike's review was better... and more accurate, MEEEEOOOOWWWWWW!!! ?? ***wink wink wink***

post by ShadowSD

at Apr 19,2011 2:20am

FuckIsMySignature said	[orig][quote]
Verdict - Needs moar excitement.

Send him a Slim Jim with the next CD he reviews.

post by MarkFuckingRichards

at Apr 19,2011 3:05am

I only write anonymous riffs. Fuck logged in riffs.

post by Yeti at Apr 19,2011 8:00am

the fact that someone on a website called "SupremeBrutality" isn't into my music makes me very happy.

post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco

at Apr 19,2011 8:31am

"This CD didn't grab my interest like the new super brutal Carnifex did".

post by xmikex at Apr 19,2011 9:21am

You guys need to log your riffs in so they're not anonymous.

post by aaron_michael

at Apr 19,2011 10:57am

xmikex said	[orig][quote]
You guys need to log your riffs in so they're not anonymous.

Mike beat me to it.

post by MarkFuckingRichards

at Apr 19,2011 10:59am

How are we going to troll people with riffs if they're logged in?

post by MarkFuckingRichards

at Apr 19,2011 10:59am

Also I beat both of you to that joke, JERKS.

post by dreadkill

at Apr 19,2011 10:59am

post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 19,2011 11:02am

only Mortal Kombat Brutality is Supreme

post by narkybark

at Apr 19,2011 2:06pm

only having bodies with 3 rib cages is real

post by narkybark

at Apr 19,2011 2:06pm

This will never beat that one Darkwor review though. All I remember is something about buttered mattresses.

post by ouchdrummer

at Apr 19,2011 2:08pm

dreadkill said	[orig][quote]

post by arktouros at Apr 19,2011 2:58pm

narkybark said	[orig][quote]
This will never beat that one Darkwor review though. All I remember is something about buttered mattresses.

don't forget the suspicious poisoning bass lines.

seriously though, shit review. he said boarcorpse isn't catchy, which is just wrong.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 19,2011 3:01pm

i know i've caught several things from boarcorpse.

post by boxxy at Apr 19,2011 3:25pm

me too. hehe

post by MarkFuckingRichards

at Apr 19,2011 3:50pm

I don't usually get bothered by bad reviews, but how the hell is the production thin on the Composted tracks? Does this dude have his ears on straight? I wish he just tore us a new one. Way to be lackluster, BRO.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 19,2011 3:53pm edited Apr 19,2011 3:57pm

that was my thoughts. i dont care about a bad review if it is thorough and some time went into it. this guy needs a review of his review.

F-

post by MarkFuckingRichards

at Apr 19,2011 3:57pm

That's a good idea. Let's start a review blog where we just review reviews and nothing else.

post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco

at Apr 19,2011 3:58pm

I just re-fixed the review and re-uploaded:

http://www.holladaddy.com/splitcdreview.html

post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 19,2011 4:00pm

Carl Cheddarsmooth - the voice of reason.. and cheetohs.

post by MarkFuckingRichards

at Apr 19,2011 4:01pm

DIRT.
TITS.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 19,2011 4:02pm

when the rubber meets the road.

post by Sacreligion at Apr 19,2011 4:09pm edited Apr 19,2011 4:11pm

I wanted to name the new band Dumpster Fire but it's looking like PickleJive is a winner. I will pay you royalties in Cheetos- Crunchy or Puffed.

post by Archaeon at Apr 19,2011 4:14pm edited Apr 19,2011 4:15pm

http://www.supremebrutality.net/archaeon/vanitas.php

We got the same rating but we did fall short when it comes to varying the tempo.

post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco

at Apr 19,2011 4:15pm

Crunchy of course. What am I, a faget?

post by MarkFuckingRichards

at Apr 19,2011 4:16pm

He gave it the same number rating as the split, yet had more nice things to say. What a poohead.

post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco

at Apr 19,2011 4:17pm

Archaeon said	[orig][quote]
http://www.supremebrutality.net/archaeon/vanitas.php We got the same rating but we did fall short when it comes to varying the tempo.

haha, the guy SUCKS at writing.

post by Sacreligion at Apr 19,2011 4:17pm

post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco

at Apr 19,2011 4:20pm

Archaeon said	[orig][quote]
http://www.supremebrutality.net/archaeon/vanitas.php We got the same rating but we did fall short when it comes to varying the tempo.

Also... Grant, I fixed the Archaeon review too. Free of charge:

http://www.holladaddy.com/archaeon.html

post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 19,2011 4:21pm

GIVIN THE DOG A BONE!

post by MarkFuckingRichards

at Apr 19,2011 4:25pm

YAAAAY GOBBLES

post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco

at Apr 19,2011 4:30pm

I found a bunch of shit earlier that was on my old web server. One of them was one of those "scale of the universe" GIFs where it shows the earth and then zooms out to show how big the sun is, then another star, and another etc. Except I made a version that was the first 2 frames of the original and the rest was gobbles.

post by MarkFuckingRichards

at Apr 19,2011 4:31pm

Haha, excellent.

post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco

at Apr 19,2011 4:33pm

I also found this...

post by Sacreligion at Apr 19,2011 4:48pm

Flawless victory.

post by ouchdrummer

at Apr 19,2011 7:11pm

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said	[orig][quote]
Crunchy of course. What am I, a faget?

HAHHAHAHAHHBA

post by ResponsibleShopper at Apr 19,2011 7:24pm

Dig it

bennyhillifier

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