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returntothepit >> discuss >> Grind/Death band looking for a vocalist and keyboards by NESTCRUNCHER on Apr 18,2011 4:32pm
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toggletoggle post by NESTCRUNCHER at Apr 18,2011 4:32pm
Hey guys, we are NESTCRUNCHER from Lowell, MA. We are a grind band with death metal influences and we are searching for the final pieces to solidify our line up and take this shit to the next level.

We are currently in search of a vocalist and keyboard player.

Vocalist
-must have a good vocal range (both highs and lows)
-must have reliable transportation
-pro attitude
-willing to contribute to band rent and merch
-MUST BE ASIAN

Keyboards
-must have a good vocal range (both highs and lows)
-must have reliable transportation
-pro attitude
-willing to contribute to band rent and merch
-MUST HAVE AN IRONIC MUSTACHE

Our influences include Pig Destroyer, Phobia, Brutal Truth, and HateBeak.

SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY

email us at NESTCRUNCHERGRIND (at) GMAIL (dot) COM

^ if you cant figure that out, dont even bother.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Apr 18,2011 4:48pm
I see what you did there.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Apr 18,2011 5:01pm
I found the missing chink(s) to your chain!




toggletoggle post by NESTCRUNCHER at Apr 18,2011 5:11pm
aaron_michael said[orig][quote]
I found the missing chink(s) to your chain!



Sorry but i have a feeling that William Chung is a little too Asian for us. we were hoping to have a fine young Asian gentleman with respect and manners. you know, someone who enjoy's getting hair cuts just like zee FUHRER.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Apr 18,2011 5:15pm
dude.... c'mon.



toggletoggle post by NESTCRUNCHER at Apr 18,2011 5:18pm
ALSO, for anyone interested.

we are also open to the idea of having an Asian Keyboard player who can also handle vocal duties.

However, if you dont have an ironic asian mustache dont even bother applying.



toggletoggle post by NESTCRUNCHER at Apr 18,2011 5:26pm
We just really want to get out there and just start playing shows if anyone can help us out we would really appreciate it. we had an offer from Zack Wells to play a Born of Fire date with Whitey but we couldnt get our shit together in time



toggletoggle post by AMOROK666 at Apr 18,2011 6:58pm
Nestcruncher ontheshit split 7" or you're a towel!!!



toggletoggle post by NESTCRUNCHER at Apr 18,2011 7:01pm
they already offered us to do a split but we told them to get fucked.



toggletoggle post by jeanette at Apr 19,2011 7:29am
paging yuqi hu / chillywillywongaface



toggletoggle post by WEBDESTROYER at Apr 19,2011 12:43pm
legit belly laugh out of NESTCRUNCHER



toggletoggle post by Goatrider  at Apr 19,2011 1:23pm
EGGRORS EVEWYWHERE!



toggletoggle post by Seth at Mar 15,2012 11:28am
this was uncalled for!



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Mar 15,2012 11:30am
I am assuming the OP is a troll. Grind + keyboards????? Thats like guy's ass + penis




toggletoggle post by Yuqi Hu at Oct 12,2012 4:21pm
FUCK YOU GRANT!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Oct 12,2012 4:33pm
nestcruncher was some of the funnier recent trolling around here



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