I'm going insane, I would kill, maim, abort, gut, run over, impale, almost to the point of fuck even, for a cigarette.

as I've said before, smoking cigarettes are worse than clubbing baby seals.
I would rather piss fire.

i'd rather dive into an ocean of aids.

I'm trying to quit!!!!!!!! I don't want to smoke any more Rev. but at the moment, I feel like slitting my wrists.

do it.. the trip to the hospital along with the anal thermometers would be better that the alternative, smoking.

wow!!! thanks for the encouragement

i would kill to finally get a bassist for my band


cigs are almost as bad as killin children....you like children....DONT YOU?!

nope definitely not, I gave all my cigarettes to little children

nice timing for this thread.
someone in waltham got stabbed more than 10 times over a cigarette not to long ago

im about there

so did he get his cigarette?

"SMOKE
SMOKE
SMOKE
ARE YOU SMOKING YET?"
-Family Guy

honestly, i would kill for a lower back massage... (with a happy ending)

did i see you walking in kenmore or am i going insane?

i was in boston thursday night so maybe? i don't know what you look like so i dunno.

george was wearing this:

this thread went horribly wrong.

it was thursday night so i did see you, that's weird.

cigs aren't that bad....you're going to die eventually...smoke it up!!!!, might as well do something you enjoy doing right?

most smokers I know look misserable and the only reason they keep smoking is cuase when they don't smoke they feel even more miserable

i'd kill for Anathema to tour with Desire, My Dying Bride, and Shape of Despair in the USA... every show being at my house.

I would kill for the end of the human race.

Emperor and Immortal reunion tour.

JellyFish said:


oh our ultimate fantasy\m/

Indeed\m/

i would kill for a custom shop esp or jackson. mmmmmmmmm.

i'd kill to not be in so much pain right now

that's your ultimate fantasy? and it doesn't involve nekked woman? or just nekked eachothers?

my ultimate fantasy will always involve guitars over women.

i'd kill for my medical bills to be paid for right now. they're killing me... i hate doctors 'cos they make too much money off people...

succubus... why in pain??

i've been using "commit" lozenges all week. the first coupla days are kinda rough, but not that bad, suprisingly. Keep in mind this is coming from a pathetically helpless smoker.
i'm actually starting to like them better than cigs. (that's probably not good tho)

im going nothing, cold turkey, the first few days were hell, but now it's worse, I don't get it, then somebody told me that the fourth week is the worst...

MyDeadDoll said:

oh i was in the hospital..had somethings wrong inside and i've had surgery before....but this was the most painful experience i've ever had..i've been out of work for over a week
even aaron took time off work and didn't even go to shows!

i'll spare the gory details in here

iF YOUR GONNA SMOKE AND DIE, JUST SMOKE WEED....CIGS ARE STUPID..JUST SMOKE WEED! OR DRINK MORE BEER...

i WOULD KILL FOR A BEER RIGHT NOW

the worst pain i've ever had was when i got a gonorrhea test. Holy shit that hurt!!!

by the way, that test came back negative. just so you know...

what do they do? what's the test like?

deadhooker said:

For me the first week all together was incredibly bad, but if I had to pick a day it was the worst, probably the second morning waking up. After a week though I was ok, but I only smoked for 51/2 years. Maybe youve smoked longer, I dont know.

it starts with the doctor getting on his knees in front of me with my deal hanging out. as if that wasn't horrible enough, having a grown man's face that close to my nethers, with my pants down even. then he say's "this is gonna hurt"(at least he's honest) and jams a GIANT Q-tip with some kinda stuff all over it a good inch into my eurethra(sp?). I grabbed him by the shoulders and screamed a whole bunch of swears.
talk about an awkward, humiliating, painful experience

Jesus H fucking christ!!!! A Q-tip?!?! WHat in the name of black fuckign moses constitutes that? A needle is understandable, since they are thin and easy to fit in (still horrible) but good god a Q-tip. I feel weak in the knees.

not just a q-tip. imagine one big enough for Andre the giant. not rediculously gigantic. it was about the size of a small pen, a little thinner

i'd kill GWB

hmmmm yeah that sounds painful....but imagine this!
the doctor ripping open yer breasts and using this tool to "burn off your skin"! and you can see it..because they didn't put up the plastic screen thing...and you can see the insides of yer boobs and the lumps that were removed...

now...that was NOTHING compared to what i went through last week
i'll spare the details
but aaron stood by me through that..seeing me and how i was...and what he had to do

god dammit he must REALLY love me
praise the reverend!

you lost me after breasts...
kidding. seriously, i can't believe they didn't knock you out for that. i woulda passed out, and i don't even have breasts.

well what happened is that i was out for like 5 hours i think...but then like 2 weeks later....more lumps just appeared...

so all they did was put this yellow gel over them and it made me numb, that's all.. but to see yer ariola(sp) being burnt...ugh

here's another good one. i had a chalazion(solid bump) in my eyelid. i lay on the table, and he sticks a novacaine needle INTO MY EYELID! Then these tongs clamp my lower lid and flip it inside out. Up next, the scalpel. As he cuts the inside of my eyelid open and digs around, i have no choice but to stare at the entire procedure which is reflecting off of these magnification goggles that he is wearing. not the most painful, but pretty fucking insane when you're squeamish with anything eye related

aaron would die....
oh man....

i would kill for rough copy of the new song we just recorded. we have 2 sessions in and no copy. kelly's first recording with sob...man!!!!!

woo excellent!!

man, my eyes are watering from that eyelid thing...
my dad and brother get those.
luckily I don't

that sounds painfull

what eyelid thing? like a sty or that weird hard shit?

i got a catheter (or however its spelled)................that sucked, i would have killed to be killed at that point in time

my eyes are watering too. I think I would rather be killed than go through any of that as well.

I broke my arm and it looked like I had a second elbow above my wrist.
I wished I had a digicam then, but I was like 10.

i'd still kill for a back massage with a happy ending?

you mean you didn't get one yet?

damnnnnnnnnnnn

yeah, girls don't learn what a happy ending is until they turn 17.

i've had the gonnorhea test and eye surgery before. luckily for me, i was unconscious for the eye thing. i wish i was unconscious for the gonorrhea test. that sucked. it came back negative though, so it was worth it. as for what i'd kill for, it would have to be a job in my field. i'm sure alot of people have been out of school longer than i have and haven't found jobs in their respective fields, it sucks ass.