First, announce that all gay weddings are being held in Iraq ONLY.
At the same time, announce that the U.S. coalition will be launching an all out urban war on the remaining resistance in Iraqs problem cities.

All the gays go to Iraq to wed.
All the innocent Iraqis flee in fear of the U.S. killing them.
All 'problem' Iraqis dig in and prepare for a final fight into martyrdom.

Then just drop a nuke or 8.


p.s. I have nothing against gays. Only gay marriage.

How about we just bomb our own country; save the trouble of any other country doing it.

powerkok fucks me four times a week. who do you think gave him his nick name? all of us down at the gay bar are quite saddened that he can't just be who he is. there's no reason to be ashamed, sweetie, and who cares what your parents think. all that matters is that you are true to yourself. I love you powerkok, you are a beautiful human being. don't be afraid to show the world your beauty.

That's it, it is official, this site has gone to shit. RTTP, rest in peace, I am out of here. Oh, but nothing against Powerkok, you seem to have some interestingly funny things to say. It's humor, everyone relax!

see, morkul is cool, he understands...y cant the rest of you!

More jokes please.