CARRY INEBRIATION THROUGH THIS ENTIRE WEEKEND OR YOU ARE A PUSSY

hoping there is an abundance of Scotch in my near future.

Drink to excess or woman of the temperance movement

I bought a couple six packs and a big bottle of Jameson whiskey for the weekend, getting a feeling the liquor store will need to be open on Sunday to continue this madness

i think i might just buy myself a bottle of something nice

Total winners.

Drinkin' this now....
Awesome shit. The one in BOLD is the one I am slamming back.

Leinenkugel makes some good shit. Might have to pick some of that up myself today.

Sam Adams Imperial White FTW

Yes indeed! i am obliterated off of this good ol' dark beer right now. I love the holidays when I cannot remember my own name. FUCK ESTELLE GETTY'S PUCKER FISH!

I have 2 bottles of scotch from the 40's....ill be nursing them

Nursingto say the least. Alcohol from 70 years ago should be something you drink on joyous occations like when your friends get divorced

Was drinking Grimbergen tripel and Terrible (Unibroue) last night, got pretty shitty.



deliciousdeliciousdelicious

I've had prick friends contacting me all day, telling me how happy they are to not be working and drunk by 2:00 PM. Or the ones telling me about their awesome managers who brought in big bottles of gin for everyone DURING work.
Then I get to be stuck at the office until 10:30. Sober. And jealous of the rest of you. Drink up and drive fast jerks.

went with the Dewar's White Label and a Sam Adams Holiday 12pack. Should tide me over for the coming festivities.

thats turrible.

My family does that every year. We're German, though. So, we usually go through ridiculous amounts of alcohol, but everyone has such a high alcohol tolerance that no one gets very drunk.

I've got a large bag of christmas cheer ready to go, might pop a peppy pill to take the edge off too.

Funny Leinenkugel gets mentioned in this thread, I'd bought a sixer of the berry weiss last night...

I dunno if I drink too fast or I'm just a small dude who can't handle alcohol but I am spinning and I've puked and I'm not going to stop, I need to keep being drunker and hopefully die.

I hear ya. I'm back to work at midnight.

Return of the beast!

Last night I mixed a six and am finishing the last beer now. It's a Newport Storm Rhode Island Blueberry beer and it's actually quite good. I've only been awake for about three hours, but I am already kicking a decent buzz as I started drinking the beer I didn't finish last night (which was a Brooklyn pale ale, should have known better as Brooklyn brewing company suuuuuuucks). I also have a bottle of egg nog I bought on a whim at the checkout counter last night but haven't touched it yet, should be yummy! There's also plenty of other beer to go around, my dad stocked up and got four cases since the party's here this year. Nothing special though. Will imbibe in a couple Hoegaardens, no doubt.

I got some heeeeeady deep funk, 2 different chem doggs and some strawberry bubba funk to bring the fuckin' stink everywhere I go...I save the drinkin' for the fish.

My boss got me a bottle of Oban. So smooth.

Bless your holiday fuck, Lampsley vonLamplightorr

I would like to have some of that glorious herb superb but alas, I do not.

for today.

22 oz long trail brewmasters series imperial porter. 8.3%
12 oz home made red ale 6%
22 oz bbc coffeehouse porter 6.2%
22 oz bad elf ale 7.5%
12 oz insane elfe imperial red ale. 11.2%
whatever shitty beer they have on hand at the family function.
Fuck you, st. nick

good beers are like hybrids. I like the idea, but I hate the people who use them.

Stashed away some pumpkinhead with knob creek

I just took a huge shit, it ruled

I need somebody to come pick me up and drive me out to downtown Norwich tonight, I have a lot of acts of public urination to commit

I will gladly settle for Woonsocket however

Working 4pm-8am. WTF. Merry fucking Xmas.

this, and too mcuh beer is today


bennyhillifier

tough day at the dildo factory.

Only "I sang for the swans" is real.

Only killing every last brain cell in sight is really real wrestling.

Currently nursing a 12 pack of Sam Adams Winter Classics and strawberry moonshine (the kind with the actual strawberries in it). Also making some Mexican egg nog jello with shredded coconut, cinnamon schnapps and pumpkin creme liqueur so I'm sure that will find a nice home in my face soon as well.

I remember when mark was all xedgex.

I just puked. That rules.

MFR needs to get on it.

Mark used to be a huge pussy, but he grew a dick and started drinking.

Howdy hey hangover citaaayyyyyy

Hahaha.I was about to post an inquiry as to the severity of your hangover.

Could definitely be worse.

No hangover for me, but I did get to wake up at 530 to go to work, AKA 8 hour Bejeweled 2 session.

notshaver and I have a handle of jim beam, 24 coors, 12 IPAs, absinthe, and some artifical sweetener to clean out the inside of our noses. tomorrow is gonna HURT.

..don't forget the vodka, gin and the 45 beers on the back porch

I didn't, I just left them out because I already drank them in my minds eye. SUSPECT is now called TWO MAN SHIT SHOW

bless your fucks

Jack Daniels Whiskey drunk. Jesus sucks but Christmas rules.

great success. balls came out and were subsequently put on OP. worst hangover I've ever had in my life. time for market basket chicken nuggets and Dr Who all day.

I had one beer yesterday. Felt off the whole day. Today is better.

SOLD OUT.

Mead, lambics, and quads make me jolly.