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returntothepit >> discuss >> Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim by arilliusbm on Dec 13,2010 2:29pm
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toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 13,2010 2:29pm
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/vga-10-tba-game-2/708369

(VIDEO TRAILER)


Looks like it's going to be sick. 11/11/11



toggletoggle post by sinistas at Dec 13,2010 2:30pm
Can't wait for this or Reckoning (first game from Curt Schilling's 38 Studios)



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Dec 13,2010 2:32pm
this is relevant to my interests



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Dec 13,2010 2:33pm
will be great, but what a useless trailer



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Dec 13,2010 2:36pm
Seriously useless. But excited. Using a new engine also.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 13,2010 2:48pm
ACTUAL SCREENSHOT




toggletoggle post by ark at Dec 13,2010 2:51pm
Psyched! Was wondering if they were going to use a new engine or recycle the same one again..



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 13,2010 2:52pm
PSYCHEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

new engine, I read.



toggletoggle post by ark at Dec 13,2010 2:53pm
PSYYYYYYYYYYYYKE



toggletoggle post by ark at Dec 13,2010 2:54pm



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Dec 13,2010 3:04pm
did anyone ever play any of the kings quest games by sierra? 5 was great.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 13,2010 3:10pm
yeah...might and magic were awesome too



toggletoggle post by Slag at Dec 13,2010 3:11pm
Kings Quest/Space Quest /Indiana Jones/Day of the Tentacle so backed.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Dec 13,2010 3:11pm
DISCOVER THE FATE OF ATLANTIS YOU WON'T



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 13,2010 3:12pm
this place makes my fav old school homage RPG games:

http://www.spiderwebsoftware.com/

Avernum FTW

for fans of:
Realmz
Exile Series
Warlords II

old school gamers



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 18,2011 9:11am



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Jan 18,2011 9:48am
i just got an exclusive preview quest demo CD of this...its incredible



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Jan 18,2011 10:05am
lol



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Jan 18,2011 10:47am
im an hour into it... Total cult dungeon crawl



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Jan 18,2011 10:52am
oh... you were serious. How'd you get that?



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Jan 18,2011 11:10am
you have to talk to the old lady by the river in the shivering isles...she gives you a code you can enter on their website for a preview disc...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jan 18,2011 11:26am
I don't think I even go to the shivering isles



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Jan 18,2011 11:40am
i'm completely lying here...

if there was a demo of it out, it'd be everywhere.

I barely played shivering isles too because my HD shit the bed and you had to play that expansion directly off the HD instead of the CD



toggletoggle post by Martins at Jan 18,2011 12:06pm
Been goofing around in Oblivion lately on my new machine. Tons of graphical mods on it.

Pretty excited for this.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jan 18,2011 12:07pm
I have morrowind sitting upstairs.



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toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Jan 18,2011 12:15pm
OH EM GEE



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toggletoggle post by truequintessence at Feb 13,2011 6:54pm
Will buy..



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot at Feb 13,2011 7:50pm
fucking hell... Bethesda kills it every time.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid at Feb 13,2011 7:52pm edited Feb 13,2011 7:52pm
I think I remember this image from my 2nd Edition AD+D players guide.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot at Feb 13,2011 7:53pm
"Smell it. Enjoy.

It's like God's vagina.

What, you wanna bathe in it?

I wanna live in here."



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Feb 13,2011 7:54pm
truequintessence said[orig][quote]
Will buy..


Frank?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Feb 13,2011 8:06pm
For those of you who are drooling about the graphics and will prefer to play this on Xbox 360... one can obtain a graphics card far superior to that of 360's on a PC..

FACT BOMB



toggletoggle post by dickbag at Feb 13,2011 8:17pm
Hopefully this is the best game ever. Morrowind and Oblivion could have been the best games ever but it seemed like the creators didn't put as much into the story and funness as they put into the cutting edge style of gameplay, especially Morrowind. Don't get me wrong. They're awesome games but it kind of seemed like frosting the best cake ever with just a very good frosting.



toggletoggle post by dickbag at Feb 13,2011 8:18pm
It's gay that the PC is getting phased out for gaming. Especially when WOW is earning billions of dollars. It just doesn't make sense.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Feb 13,2011 8:20pm
dickbag said[orig][quote]
It's gay that the PC is getting phased out for gaming.


Agreed. Steam is the new PC gaming.

I miss the old days of walking into an Electronic's Boutique and seeing a whole wall dedicated to PC Games. Now you're lucky to get one tiny shelf in the back. And it's all shitty games.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Feb 24,2011 12:29pm
New video, bitches



bennyhillifier

They brought the Morrowind music back!



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Feb 24,2011 12:30pm
bonersauce



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Feb 24,2011 12:39pm
looks sick



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Feb 24,2011 1:04pm
That's not a pokemon, that's a chinese myth dragon.



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Feb 24,2011 1:14pm
HARD IN MY PANTs



toggletoggle post by Blessed Offal at Feb 24,2011 1:18pm
fuck I wanna watch that new video but my phones not having it. Is there in game footage? Cuz the last trailer was useless.



toggletoggle post by C.dEAd at Feb 24,2011 1:30pm
There is actual gameplay this time and it was running on 360. Looks like a huge improvement.



toggletoggle post by BlessedOffal at Feb 24,2011 3:04pm
yea i just watched it. CANT WAIT



toggletoggle post by mattkings at Feb 24,2011 3:20pm
Amazing



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toggletoggle post by Slag at Jun 8,2011 5:59pm
ugh.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Jun 8,2011 6:02pm
Pc Gaming is dead. I'm going to take my life with it.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Jun 8,2011 6:19pm
and then quit RTTP.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Jun 8,2011 6:21pm
FREEEEEEEEEDDOOOOOOMMMM



toggletoggle post by BlessedOffalNLI at Jun 8,2011 6:31pm
BlessedOffal said[orig][quote]
CANT WAIT



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Jun 8,2011 6:56pm



toggletoggle post by vaettir at Jun 8,2011 9:37pm
Just upgraded my video card and power supply for this. RPG=meant for PC



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Jun 8,2011 9:43pm
vaettir said[orig][quote]
Just upgraded my video card and power supply for this. RPG=meant for PC


Backd



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Jun 8,2011 9:56pm
This is coming out a month after Dark Souls. I am going to live in a cave for a while.



toggletoggle post by vaettir at Jun 8,2011 10:44pm

bennyhillifier
Possibly relative to interests on this thread.




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jun 12,2011 10:12pm edited Jun 12,2011 10:18pm



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Jun 12,2011 10:47pm
meh. looks like oblivion. reality simulation.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jun 12,2011 10:51pm
ride a dragon or hockomock



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jun 12,2011 10:53pm
I have morrowind sitting right in front of me.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jun 12,2011 11:05pm
it looks awesome. I hated the fighting of elder scrolls.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Jun 12,2011 11:16pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
it looks awesome. I hated the fighting of elder scrolls.


I also hate when older scrolls stand up on my shelving unit and start fighting. The young ones just watch from afar.



toggletoggle post by truequintessence at Jun 13,2011 3:53am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
truequintessence said[orig][quote]
Will buy..


Frank?


Yes Jim what is it?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Jun 13,2011 5:47am
Nothing really. Wasn't sure if you're Frankovhell as well



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Jun 13,2011 7:56am
I've never even hear of Witcher...was it PC only?



toggletoggle post by C.dEAD at Jun 13,2011 8:56am
AndrewBastard%20NLI said[orig][quote]
I've never even hear of Witcher...was it PC only?


PC only. The Witcher 2 is coming to 360 though.



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Jun 13,2011 10:56am
The Witcher 2 is the best RPG since Oblivion and has far better storytelling. The world isn't as "open" but it doesn't hold your hand either. I didn't know it was coming out for 360 but that's good news because I know you'd like it Andrew.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Jun 13,2011 2:43pm
y'all need to watch THIS gameplay video!



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Jul 5,2011 2:15pm
WATCH THIS VIDEO



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Jul 5,2011 8:38pm
looks like an upgraded version of Oblivion



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Jul 5,2011 9:29pm
Who would've thunk?



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Jul 5,2011 9:33pm
im psyched this new one will actually have monsters you fight oppose to rats and skeletons, nonetheless its fun anyways.



toggletoggle post by vaettir at Jul 5,2011 9:55pm
arkquimanthorn said[orig][quote]
The Witcher 2 is the best RPG since Oblivion and has far better storytelling. The world isn't as "open" but it doesn't hold your hand either. I didn't know it was coming out for 360 but that's good news because I know you'd like it Andrew.


Brutally hard at times, but agreed, one of the best games in...forever. Well worth the video card upgrade.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Jul 6,2011 3:23am
Watched video. Came.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Jul 6,2011 8:23am
Wiped up with Ghost shirt.



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toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Aug 4,2011 5:38pm
"5 major cities" ??? WTF is this shit. BRING BACK DAGGERFALL



toggletoggle post by ark at Aug 4,2011 6:03pm
oblivion had only one!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot at Aug 4,2011 6:06pm
Can't talk now, roaming an entire continent in Ultima IV from fucking 1985. Lemme know when technology catches up to 1985 standards, I'll get excited.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Aug 4,2011 6:22pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
Can't talk now, roaming an entire continent in Ultima IV from fucking 1985. Lemme know when technology catches up to 1985 standards, I'll get excited.


lol. True. Daggerfall's map was the equivalent of the size of the UK



toggletoggle post by LucidCurse at Aug 4,2011 6:35pm
Cant fucking wait. playin the witcher 2 in the meantime



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Aug 4,2011 8:32pm
look at the image gallery on that link....i just fap'd to it



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Aug 4,2011 9:54pm edited Aug 4,2011 9:55pm


>





toggletoggle post by sinistas at Aug 4,2011 10:16pm
Damn, that's awesome.



toggletoggle post by Charles River at Aug 5,2011 12:08am
this game looks SOOO BAD. only posers would play it. fantasy dumb.



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Aug 5,2011 12:32am
duel wielding spells sounds pretty cool , can't wait to quit my job and play this all winter.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Aug 17,2011 10:38pm



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Aug 18,2011 9:03am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]


>




it actually looks like Eddie (maiden mascot, ya fag)



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Aug 18,2011 9:20am
Haha it does



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Aug 18,2011 9:26am
Still debating getting it for PC or PS3. Bethesda said it would be more oriented towards consoles. I don't know how I feel about that, but I do like the idea of melting into my recliner to play it.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Aug 18,2011 9:37am
Get a better computer chair.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Aug 18,2011 9:41am
actually *raises glasses up* i have one of these. it fucking rules.

http://www.hon.com/Products/Chairs/MAM1.aspx



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Aug 18,2011 9:47am
get it for 360 and win



toggletoggle post by SLAAAAG NLI at Aug 18,2011 10:23am
get it for 360 if you like shitty graphics



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Aug 18,2011 10:26am
SLAAAAG%20NLI said[orig][quote]
get it for 360 if you like shitty graphics


Cards in PC are better. I think this argument is silly, although if it's made for 360 it might run smoother. I want to see comparison videos soon



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Aug 18,2011 10:30am
PC is the obvious choice. They're just saying that it'll be better for consoles so that I won't download it.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Aug 18,2011 10:33am
if fallouts and oblivion are any indication, they look infinitely better on PC. you can crank the settings, and the consoles just don't have the memory for the draw distance and better textures. ALSO remember that most games run in 720P which is ONLY 1280x720, usually you run PC games in at least 1600x900. there's really no comparison, the only difference is the way a TV projects it's image versus a computer monitor. TV projects in large format which makes "small" resolutions appear larger, but pixels are still easier to see in console games.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Aug 18,2011 10:35am
and if the argument is Xbox vs. PS3 then PS3's hardware is better and developers are squeezing more out of the PS3 these days. The Xbox came out in 2005 and PS3 in 2006, they are ancient in hardware age.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Aug 18,2011 10:35am
FUCK ALL OF YOU...360 or Phalse



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Aug 18,2011 10:41am
fanboy gauntlet has been tossed



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Aug 18,2011 10:43am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
although if it's made for 360 it might run smoother.
i think they just mean the menus and control scheme will just be more "accessible", not really tuned to run better on anything.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Aug 18,2011 10:46am
i'd play on console if i had a half way decent PC but I have a terrible laptop...



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Aug 18,2011 11:09am
A bunch of game devs have said that the control scheme is better on console than PC. PC controls for Oblivion were just fine, and when it comes to dual wielding and other commands, I have enough buttons on my mouse to handle everything. And my ps3 controller works on my PC if all else fails. What.



toggletoggle post by Blessed Offal NLI at Aug 18,2011 12:15pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
i'd play on console if i had a half way decent PC but I have a terrible laptop...
this statement CONFUSES AND ENRAGES ME



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Aug 18,2011 12:34pm
Blessed%20Offal%20NLI said[orig][quote]
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
i'd play on console if i had a half way decent PC but I have a terrible laptop...
this statement CONFUSES AND ENRAGES ME


it does that to me too...i wouldnt play on PC..only console is real.

Havent PC game'd since WCII/Diablo/Starcraft Blizzard Hey Days



toggletoggle post by Blessed Offal NLI at Aug 18,2011 12:48pm
yea me neither for the most part but I played alot of day of defeat and natural selection via Steam



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Oct 11,2011 6:49am
One month away.
Fuck the Anthrax show, this is more important.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Oct 11,2011 8:21am
SO PUMPED...perfect release for winter...much less reason to go outside!



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Oct 11,2011 9:28am
Just enough time for me to finish up Dead Island.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Oct 11,2011 10:44am
is dead island on 360?



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Oct 11,2011 10:45am
oh nm...im thinking of a different game.

im not into zombie killing games



toggletoggle post by ark at Oct 17,2011 2:46pm
new shots...







toggletoggle post by ark at Oct 17,2011 2:46pm
orrrr just go here
http://imgur.com/a/qQnwM#2



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Oct 17,2011 2:49pm
pre ordering on friday with paycheck



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Oct 17,2011 2:51pm
also...masterbating to new screen shots



toggletoggle post by Martins at Oct 18,2011 7:49am
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
also...masterbating to new screen shots


Apparently those screenshots are from the console versions. I wanna see some PC shots or get some minimum/recc'd specs for srsly.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Oct 18,2011 7:57am
I'm playing it on xbox 360...always have so I'm pretty psyched.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Oct 18,2011 8:13am
360 is inferior nigga



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Oct 18,2011 8:40am
YEAH WELL I USE AN APPLE LAPTOP AT HOME SO "PC" ISN'T REALLY AN OPTION NOW IS IT?

I prefer it on console honestly. The only games I prefer on PCs are ones where you're using a mouse to do things, ie diablo, warcraft, command and conquer etc. I never understood how people played those on console...

But I preferred games like doom/duke nukem/q3e with a controller hooked up to my PC; why not just play on console?




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Oct 18,2011 8:47am
I guess it's just a matter of preference. I personally cant stand playing ANY 1st person game with a controller.
Also, the video card in 360 is outdated, although they made it for the console.
That was a major backstab to us PC fags because all previous Elder Scrolls games were designed as PC games first and foremost.



toggletoggle post by ark at Oct 18,2011 9:12am
the PC version won't suffer any. don't worry. xbox is the old crotchety console by now but it won't detract from the experience. I'm thinking about getting the ps3 version only to add to my collection, i've noticed PS3 stuff is holding it's value really well. I'll still play it on PC though.

There's a Metal Gear remastered collection coming out around the same time. Plus I'm thinking of dropping $ for the Skyrim collector's edition. Goddamm that's mad $$$.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Oct 18,2011 9:28am
what comes with collectors edition? expansions?

I only just recently started playing Shivering Isles for Oblivion and its hard as a mother fucker!



toggletoggle post by ark at Oct 18,2011 9:30am
surprisingly, there is no DLC or expansion crap that you have to pay for. it just comes with cool boxes, an art book, and a sweet bookend.




toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Oct 18,2011 9:30am
the bookend makes it all worth it...I may sack up and snag that too.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Oct 18,2011 12:13pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
oh nm...im thinking of a different game.

im not into zombie killing games
I actually just bought this 2 days ago and Im liking it alot. Its an open world rpg like oblivion and you kinda find survivors along the way to get quests and what not. Its holding me over until skyrim cuz deus ex was kinda boring.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Oct 18,2011 4:39pm



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Oct 18,2011 4:41pm
the PC version will have a HUGE community of turbonerds with endless free time to create mods and add-ons, just like morrowind and oblivion. consoles can't do that shit.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Oct 18,2011 4:46pm
old truths!



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Oct 18,2011 5:01pm
arktouros said[orig][quote]
the PC version will have a HUGE community of turbonerds with endless free time to create mods and add-ons, just like morrowind and oblivion. consoles can't do that shit.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Oct 18,2011 5:25pm
I'm one of those turbonerds :/



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Oct 20,2011 1:33pm
Just pre-ordered!!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Oct 20,2011 1:34pm
Beta plays great so far.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Oct 22,2011 10:54pm



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Oct 28,2011 11:22am
I just caved and pre-ordered the collector's edition for PC.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Oct 28,2011 11:24am
^^^^ that video..."this movie's gonna be good!" WTF?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Oct 28,2011 12:19pm
Should have got AoW1 instead.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Oct 28,2011 12:23pm
narkybark said[orig][quote]
I'm one of those turbonerds :/


what have you made? is there some sort of noob modding guide for the bethesda tech out there? i might get into modding for skyrim. ideally some sort of 2-4 player co-op mod, which i know was worked on for oblivion but i'm not sure how far the project went, or even just adding content.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Oct 28,2011 12:24pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Should have got AoW1 instead.


steam sales coming up sooner or later.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Oct 28,2011 12:27pm
Narkybark was Game Genie's programer.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 1,2011 7:11am
One and a half weeks.

Also, I'ma change my name to Skyjim.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 1,2011 7:38am
OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna get so fat and lazy this winter.


watch the game completely suck for some reason.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 1,2011 7:55am
There is no way this will suck. Bethesda is too good.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 1,2011 8:06am
I knowwwww





toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 1,2011 9:15am
Just my luck, my computer just shat the bed.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 1,2011 9:22am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Just my luck, my computer just shat the bed.


That's what happens when you illegally download music.



toggletoggle post by timma at Nov 1,2011 10:13am
So I've never played any of Elder Scrolls games, but I've always heard they've been good. Is it like a FF-type RPG or no? I generally don't get into RPG type games, but this one looks friggin ridiculous.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 1,2011 10:22am
timma i'd say the only way it's similar to FF is in the world map exploration. the big difference is that elder scrolls games emphasize going off the beaten path, and complete character customization. the combat is in real-time so it's action based, and you level up based on how you play - if you sneak around and use a bow, you get better at stealth and archery.


bennyhillifier


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 1,2011 10:23am
It's not like a jrpg by any means. Think of it as a fantasy movie and youre the main character and can do what ever you want.
It has a linear main mission, but most of it is non linear.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 1,2011 10:23am
Watch out aril, I will post links to a cattle decapitation demo and call it Herugrim - Rituals (2012)



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 1,2011 10:24am
boring gameplay movies look boring though.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 1,2011 10:27am
good new gameplay preview here too. sounds like a much better oblivion, psyched.

[URL]http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/10/18/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-preview/[/URL]

[quote]My coffee is stone cold. I don’t even know how long I’ve had it, I’ve been so completely lost in Skyrim. I’ve been granted a generous chunk of time to play the very latest build of the full game – no restrictions on what I can do or where I can go. And I’ve only just finished creating my character.

At the start of the game, you’re being led to your execution. I’ve skipped to just after you get out of that, when you’re given one last chance to choose your race, gender and appearance before being let out into this vast and frosty world.

Bethesda don’t want to spoil the main quest, and neither do I. The reason to be excited about Skyrim is your own story: the unique string of discoveries and adventures you run into. And because it’s unique, I can tell you mine without spoiling yours.

Mine was the story of a scarlet-plumed Argonian with manic staring eyes. As I say, I spent a long time in character creation. Argonians are lizard men, and they’ve had a major overhaul in Skyrim: they look more monstrous, leathery, dinosaurian.

As in every Elder Scrolls game, you start as a prisoner with no history or status. But the war paint, scars and dirt you can add during character creation make it feel different this time. They’ve made it easier to make a character who looks desperate, bedraggled and fierce. Every race looks leaner and meaner: previously adorable wood elves have piggy, dead black eyes. Previously goofy orcs look fierce and tribal. Once aloof high elves look withered and cruel. And dark elves- wait, no, dark elves always looked like jerks.

My scary-eyed Argonian starts the game in a cave. At the other end, a dazzling light shines through chunks of blue ice, and as I step towards it, a prompt appears: ‘To Skyrim’.

Morrowind let you off a boat, into a misty fishing village overlooked by a giant tick. Oblivion let you out of a sewer, onto the shores of a shining lake. Skyrim lets you out of a cave, on the snowy slopes of a huge mountain. The craggy landscape stretches before you, half lost in the clouds. It’s one hell of a sight. I turn around and set off in the opposite direction.

This is what I love about Elder Scrolls games. I love not doing what I’m told, avoiding what I’m pointed at, and going where I shouldn’t. Anyone wanting to take the well-trodden path in Skyrim can head down that slope, discover the small town of Riverwood, and kill a boss spider in a dark cave. But we’ve seen all that in the E3 demo – I want to see the rest of the world.

A few minutes up the hill, I find a walled-off Nordic town I’m not allowed into. I hop on a few boulders and climb in anyway. Through a pair of heavy doors, I find subterranean torture chambers, and dead adventurers rotting in tiny cages. Only one seems worth looting – a robed guy with a book in his cell – but it’s locked.

Lockpicking is no longer a tumbler-tickling nightmare: you just swivel one pick to what you hope is a sweet spot, and try turning the lock with the other. It’ll turn a little if you’re close to the sweet spot, but turn too far in the wrong position and the pick snaps. It’s a system that works well in Fallout 3, and it feels slicker here.

Persuasion, by the way, isn’t a minigame at all this time. Certain dialogue options have ‘[Persuade]’ in front of them, and your chance of success – which isn’t shown – depends on your skill. I never succeeded at one.

The wizard has nothing much on him, but the book is worth it: it teaches me Spark, a streaming lightning spell. I try it out on a ribcage: a crackle of white energy leaps from my hand, jolting it across the room, and doesn’t stop. The roaring current keeps flowing as long as you hold the button. It’s an addictive feeling of power.

Back out in the wilderness, I decide I need a destination. The map, when I bring it up, is beautiful: a bird’s-eye-view of the world, in full 3D and rotatable to view its geography. Parts of it are swamped in mist because, apparently, it’s actually misty there at this moment.

I pan beyond the mountain I’m climbing now and look for the nearest city in this direction. Off to the east, the snowy slopes give way to milder forests running along a meandering river, and a few miles later the river leads to a city. I’m going to Riften.

You can’t fast-travel to cities you haven’t visited already, but I want to walk it anyway. I haven’t gone far up the slopes when it starts to snow – lightly, then heavily, then a full-on blizzard. A cold haze creeps over everything, and I can barely see where I’m going. I stumble on some carefully piled rocks, and follow a trail of these as best I can. Until I come to one that’s splattered with blood and decorated with human bones. Ah.

My compass indicates some kind of thing nearby, so I head to it. I could use a thing about now.

The thing turns out to be Orphan Rock, a huge mass of stone jutting out from the mountainside. Scrambling through the snow, I find a way to the top and peer out into the storm. All I can make out is what looks like a huge carcass to the east. I jump down to investigate, and realise it’s a horse: dead and twisted next to an upturned cart. I ‘search’ its ‘inventory’ and ‘collect’ some horse meat, then freeze at the sound of steel. I scan the wreckage for movement, and realise there’s a large, shaggily dressed warrior making his way around it, battleaxe drawn.

So about the new dual-wielding system. In your inventory, you equip an item or spell by pressing the button you want to assign it to: left or right. There are virtually no restrictions on what you can mix, so I’d mixed a flame spell in my left hand with the new lightning one in my right. And in the heat of the moment, it’s pretty natural to just hold down both.

The crackling torrent of fire and electricity takes even me by surprise. A separate stream shoots from each hand, but they’re so thick and chaotic that it often looks like one vast beam of lightning and flame. I can barely see the warrior through the dazzling blaze, but when my magicka bar runs dry there’s only a corpse. At which point, a long sharp object zips past my head.

Archers. Two of them, and I have no magicka. I will solve this by standing exactly behind a tree until I do. This is what they did for a cover system in fantasy times.

Unfortunately, the warrior has a friend with a sword and shield, and he knows his way around a tree. I need something else to attack with, so I bring up my Favourites menu. Your inventory in Skyrim is like a web browser, in that you can bookmark items and bring that shortlist up in-game. Time is paused while you choose, so it’s not like a hotkey system – a difference I was glad of in this tight spot. I’d bookmarked my best onehanded sword, and I had two of them, so I hit the left and right buttons to put one in each hand.

Melee combat is slightly more satisfying than in Oblivion, but light blows still feel a little unconvincing, and heavy ones still a little clumsy. My enemy was excellent at blocking, but I had a crucial advantage: I wasn’t going to ever stop attacking for any reason. Eventually he just couldn’t block all the blows from both my swords all the time, and he fell to his cuts. At which point, I had a full bar of magicka and my fire and lightning spells re-equipped. Charge!

I am not a skilful man, so it took my whole magicka supply to keep my dual streams on the first archer long enough to burn him to the ground. Back to the favourites menu: two axes! Against a man with a bow, this fight goes better – it ends when I bring both axes crashing into either side of his head with a special dual power attack.

Suddenly I’m alone in the blizzard, among the corpses of both the attackers and the travellers they evidently ambushed. I put my axes away and set off towards Riften.

The blizzard doesn’t let up, and it’s getting dark. I start looking for another thing. My compass suggests there’s a boxy thing with lines in it to the north and a triangular thing to the west – I’m not yet familiar with what these icons represent. I head for the boxy thing, and by the time I arrive it’s night.

It’s a small shack, lit by lamplight from the inside, and pretty glowing insects buzzing around outside. I try to catch one. ‘Sparkfly thorax collected’. What?! No! I didn’t mean- nevermind.

Inside, I find the journal of an alchemist who lived here for a while. I use his apparatus to try mixing a few potions of my own: any two ingredients with a common effect will make a potion, but you have to eat one raw to find out any of their effects in advance. In the case of Nightshade and Death’s Bane, I decide to forego the taste test and just experiment. They produce a strong poison, which I apply to a sword I will forget to ever use again.

Finally, I shut the door and decide to see if I can sleep through this storm – or at least the night.

The next morning the sun is shining, I have a bonus to my health and magicka for sleeping in a good bed, and it’s only a short trudge through the snow before it gives way to an autumnal forest: silver birches with rustling yellow leaves. Soon I reach a camp of half a dozen large tents, erected around a fire with a roasting spit. Imperial guardsmen are milling about in their Roman-looking armour, so I trade with their quartermaster and then try their cooking apparatus.

Cooking is a new feature where, as soon as you bring up the interface, all the imperial guardsmen around you draw their weapons, start shouting, and then run up the hill behind you while you gently stir a pot. Wait, I’m not sure that’s meant to happen.

I join the guards, but I can’t see what they’re reacting to. Following their gazes, I head up a hill outside camp, then finally see it: a Redguard woman in leathers on a high rock, raining arrows down on the camp below. I draw a newly purchased warhammer, itching to try out two-handed weaponry on someone relatively defenceless.

She draws a battleaxe. She runs at me, storming down the hill. I draw my warhammer back. She draws her battleaxe back. I swing. She swings – and an arrow hits her in the side of the neck, sending her flying off my screen and tumbling gracelessly down the hill.

Guys! I was having a dramatic hands-on preview moment!

Back at camp, I get the hang of cooking, then blacksmithing: both are basically lists of things you can produce that pop up while your character looks busy in the background. Cooking turns raw food items into stews that give you long-lasting buffs, such as a venison stew that steadily regenerates your health for five minutes or so. Blacksmithing turns metal ores into armour and weapons, but better item types are locked off until you get the right blacksmithing perk. I also had a go on their grindstone: you can sharpen weapons for extra damage. Elsewhere, you can use enchanting shrines to add spell effects to any weapon, and even destroy magical weapons to learn their enchantments and apply them to something else.

While I tinkered, a guard mentioned that the legion are always looking for help. It turns out you can actually join the Imperial Legion in Skyrim, and they’re one of a few non-guild factions.

Near the camp, I find a ruined temple of some kind, half-overgrown. I’m about to investigate when a halfnaked man runs up to me and gets my attention. Since this isn’t Oblivion, that doesn’t mean my head is sucked into his for a creepy conversation where his face fills the screen – I’m just turned to face him, rooted to the spot but free to look around while he talks.

“Here, hold on to this for me! I can’t keep it, but I’ll be back for it later.”

Since the item in question is a Battleaxe of Souls, I accept. Before the guy can even run off, a hunter appears.

“Have you seen a thief anywhere?”

I look round at the thief, then back to the hunter, and consider the axe in my inventory. “… no.”

“Damn. Well, if you see him, let me know, he has something of mine.”

As soon as the conversation ends, the hunter sees the thief and draws his bow. Not wanting to be left out, I draw my new battleaxe and crush the thief with an overhanded power attack. I look at the hunter, then back to the stolen axe I just used in front of him, and crush him with it too.

I’m still a long way out of Riften, and it’s taken me an hour to cross a patch of snow that looks tiny on the map. There are, however, a few horses here at camp. On the one hand, they’re not for sale and everyone’s watching me. On the other hand, woo! Horsey!

You now steer horses the way you steer yourself – they don’t use the vehicle-style controls of Oblivion. It’s not a dramatic change: horses are still just a reasonably fun speed boost, but one I badly needed to reach Riften.

I make excellent time galloping along the leafy riverside road, and I even stop to say hi to some Rift Guards who’ve made camp by the river near the city gates. This, it turns out, is a mistake.

The Rift Guards are a separate faction to the Imperial Legion, so they don’t much care about the bounty on my head for stealing this horse. But when I get back on my horse, they’re suddenly furious. He’s stealing the horse he rode in on! GET HIM!

This sort of lunacy will be a familiar tale for anyone who horse-rustled in Oblivion. But in other ways, the crime system is more advanced: each city is its own faction, so crimes in one don’t get you in trouble in the next. And if you can kill everyone who saw you commit a crime, you’ll get a notification that there are no surviving witnesses, and your bounty has been cleared.

Right now, though, this is bad. I gallop on to Riften inside of a minute, but arrive with arrows whizzing past my head and sticking in my horse. Two guards at the gates charge at me on sight. I try dismounting and putting my weapon away, the way you usually surrender to the guards in Skyrim, but they don’t relent. As much to escape their blades as any actual desire to be here, I burst through the city gates.

It gets rough. Guards are streaming in from every side street as I barge through the busy market in the centre of town, jump over fences and weave between bystanders. This is not how I wanted to see the city. I leg it through a gate in the walls.

Outside, something bizarre is happening. The Imperial Guardsmen chasing me for the first time I stole the horse have run into the Rift Guards furious with me for the second time, and they’re both much more furious with each other. A small war breaks out in front of the city walls, and for once I’m not under immediate attack. When there’s only one guard left among the bloodied corpses, I walk straight up to him, weapon sheathed: please, please arrest me. He arrests me.

In Oblivion, a few of your skills would atrophy as you rotted in your cell. In Skyrim, this doesn’t happen, but your progress towards your next point in a few skills will be reset. It’s a much milder penalty – I don’t even notice which skills I’ve lost progress in.

Finally exploring Riften without being stabbed, I find a remarkable city. A river runs through it, and in places the cobbled streets give way to sharp drops to the water below, wooden walkways running along the houses at street level. Below that, a network of piers connects the doors of grubbylooking subterranean dwellings, their doors almost at water level. From the chatter around town, I hear there’s a network down there called the ratways, where the Thieves Guild hide out. Rift Guards with ominous helmets that conceal their faces growl as I pass. In all kinds of ways, it reminds me of Vivec, Morrowind’s intimidating capital.

When I ask art director Matt Carafano about the other cities, he says they’re all unique. “We worked really hard to make those feel distinct. So Riften is a rundown lake town, but it’s set in the beautiful fall forest area. Whereas Markarth is built in an ancient dwarven ruin in cliff sides, so it’s very different. Solitude is more like a castle city, kinda influenced by an imperial style. Windhelm is an ancient Nordic fortress, so it’s full of really old Nordic architecture. And you have the city of Whiterun in the centre, which is a more classic Viking – almost mountain-style – city in the tundra.”

Back in the market, a shifty-looking man runs up to me. He’s impressed that I saw through the corrupt guard at the north gate, but he thinks killing him was a little harsh. I… what?

I deduce he’s a thief with some kind of scam going with a guard. That guard must have been killed in the fracas I caused at the city gates, and he’s assuming I rumbled his scheme and did it intentionally. That’s wildly untrue, but he’s so impressed with my instincts that I decide to accept the credit. He’s offering me work: he wants a vendor in town brought down, so he needs me to pickpocket a valuable ring, then place it in the vendor’s private chest. He’ll create a distraction while I work.

My new friend shouts to all the shoppers and vendors to gather round, and they do. My mark sits on a crate in front of some barrels, and as the thief rambles about a dragon elixir he’s discovered, I sneak up behind the vendor and rifle through his pockets. The moment I take the ring, he screams “Thief!” and the guards flood in. I am new at this.

I didn’t know it at the time, but in Skyrim, your chance of successfully pickpocketing something depends partly on its value. Rifling through someone’s inventory is no longer a crime – at least, not a detectable one. But when you take something, the chance you’ll get away with it depends on your pickpocketing skill, the weight of the item, and how much it’s worth. People pay more attention to their valuables, this rule implies.

I don’t resist arrest, but I’m not willing to serve time for this. As in Oblivion, you wake up in jail with a single lockpick, somehow secreted about your person. Unlike Oblivion, it was actually enough. Before long, I’m out – no skill-progress reset. Man, I should be in the Thieves Guild.

I decide to find the Thieves Guild. Not losing my skill progress pays off: soon I level up, and finally decide to rest. This is where Skyrim goes from exciting to a thing we need a new superlative for – not the resting, but the levelling up. Your skills improve as you use them, and improving enough skills increases your character level. That lets you choose a perk: a tweak to one of your skills that makes it more effective. So you have an element of choice, but you can’t pick a high-level perk for a skill you haven’t practised much: they have requirements.

The selection is literally dizzying. I have a sort of buzz in my brain as I scamper around the menu reading up on all the options I’ll never unlock in the time I have left. I have two perks saved up – you’re not forced to spend them as soon as you level – so I put them both into Destruction magic. The first halves the cost of all low level destruction spells, including my fire and lightning ones. The next enables dual-casting: when you equip the same spell in both hands, you can fire both at once for a single, disproportionately more powerful beam.

I blunder into a few dwellings before I find the ratways. They turn out to be a string of incredibly tight tunnels, dank and filthy. Almost immediately, I come out into a larger chamber and find a gaggle of thieves. Excellent!

They demand all of my money. Dammit, I forgot that was the problem with thieves. Renegotiating, I suggest that I keep all of my money, and they instead take all of the fire I’m now shooting from my hands. It’s a tough sell: some of them feel I should take one or two of their arrows in return, and one thinks his fists should be part of the deal. There’s only one thief left when I run out of magicka, so I bring out my warhammer and crumple him

Dead, he’s more generous: I’m suddenly the excited new owner of the Gloves of the Pugilist.

+15 damage on your unarmed attacks wouldn’t be much in another RPG, but Elder Scrolls games are stingy with stats. These gloves are a big deal.

It’s not long before I get to try them out. My first punch smacks a huge chunk off of my attacker’s hitpoint bar, so I try a power attack. I grab him, he disappears off screen, there’s a sickening crunch and I drop his limp body to the dirty ground.

Until now I haven’t seen many finishing moves, but with the gloves I’m doing them almost every fight. I stride through the ratways taking on all-comers, letting them close on me and then breaking them. I even discover you can mix spells with hand-to-hand combat: the funniest setup is to use a lightning spell in my left hand and keep my right as a fist. I shock people from a distance, then simply knock them out.

I’m coming to the end of my time with Skyrim, and increasingly anxious that I’m not going to find the Thieves Guild before Bethesda haul me away. The ratways are long and intricate, and all I’m finding are big chambers dominated by tree roots and rampant undergrowth. Eventually I find an even bigger area with a lake of fetid water in the centre, a jetty with tables and chairs on the other side, and a fire glowing behind it.

I creep around the edge of the chamber and see people sitting in some of the chairs. I realise it’s an underground tavern. And the people here all seem rather… thievey. Since the first rule of the Thieves Guild is that you don’t tell everyone who wanders into the Thieves Guild that this is the Thieves Guild, I check with Bethesda – yep, this is the Thieves Guild. I’ve found it at last.

Unfortunately, no one in the entire establishment wants anything to do with me. It suddenly occurs to me that the guy I failed the quest for earlier – you know, the thief – might have been a Thieves Guild member trying to recruit me. Whether because I messed that up, or simply because I don’t have an ‘in’, the Thieves all treat me like dirt.

I have about five minutes left. I put my gloves back on.

Before playing it, I wasn’t totally convinced Skyrim would be a huge leap forward from Oblivion. It is. For all the similarities, it feels like a new world, rendered at a new level of fidelity. More importantly, the new systems completely blow open the possibilities for evolving your character. I can’t stop thinking about all the possible combinations of weapons and spells I want to try together when the game comes out – pouring out lightning and fire at the same time was a feeling of power I never had in Oblivion.

And even more tantalising, the perks you can unlock open the way for ridiculous high-level characters. An archer who can slow time while he aims, knock people off their feet with his arrows, and run like the wind between shots. A conjurer who can bring his defeated opponents back to life, two at a time, to fight for him as zombies. Or a thief who can steal the armour off your back, pick a lock right in front of the guards, and even slip a poison into your bloodstream unnoticed.

I can’t shake the obsession Skyrim has left me with. I’m pulling screenshots up on my monitor just to feel like I’m playing again. I’m scribbling character builds on napkins. I’m replaying only the snowiest bits of Oblivion. And I’m wondering what the hell November is doing way over there.[/quote]



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 1,2011 10:27am
haha well that didn't go the way i thought.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 1,2011 10:28am



toggletoggle post by timma at Nov 1,2011 10:30am
Ah, I see. Seems pretty sweet. I forgot Bethesda did Fallout, and watching the gameplay it definitely looks very Fallout-ish, but better.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 1,2011 10:30am
Meh.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 1,2011 10:32am
bleh



toggletoggle post by timma at Nov 1,2011 10:43am
Yeah, so I reaaaaaaaally want to punch the guy that wrote that article in the face.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 1,2011 10:44am
This game rips off Daggerfall.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 1,2011 9:22pm
Game leaked.

Someone at Bethesda must have slipped it out. Check the torrentz.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 1,2011 10:59pm
ILLEGAL



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 1,2011 11:02pm
I set you up. Well done.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Nov 1,2011 11:19pm
YOUR ARRESTED



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 1,2011 11:25pm
Great, now I'm just a predictaril.



toggletoggle post by eddie at Nov 2,2011 3:42am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
This game rips off Daggerfall.


i can't tell if this is sarcasm.

You do know that daggerfall is elder scrolls II right?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 2,2011 6:21am
Sarcasm.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 2,2011 8:09am
new Horn of Valere song is going to be entirely Skyrim based...the drummer and I are both totally obsessed.


little know fact: When Horn of Valere were called Basiliskk and decided we were going to go in another direction and wanted to change names, we considered Mages Guild.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 2,2011 8:12am
LOL at mages guild.
Who's drumming?



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 2,2011 8:22am
HoV lineup right now is all original...Adam, the other guitarist is back from Iraq for good. Jon the drummer has always been wanting to get it back together but we were always making excuses not to do it...but we're practicing this month for the first time since 2005.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 2,2011 8:23am
not sure about bass or vocals yet...not sure if Jay Christraper will still want to do it now that he's down in Providence. I can pull off the vocals...bassists will be tried out once we've got a few rehearsals under our belt.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 2,2011 8:25am
I made a fb pot the other day about how someone should book a black metal show with bands from like 6-7 years ago. that'd be great.
Good news, regardless. Hopefully it all works out.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 2,2011 8:26am
would be fun...shows will probably wait until we write a new song or two. then we'll prob re-record 2 or 3 of the old songs with a couple new songs.

but with the release of Skyrim, we'll prob just never practice. I may quit my job and weld my door shut.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 2,2011 8:27am
Korey said he might be interested.
I'd be interested in doing one or the other, if I have the time. I got a bass but no rig. Depends on the schedule.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 2,2011 8:35am
we'll see...its a way away...



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 2,2011 8:36am
Only practicing in Imperial City is real.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 2,2011 8:46am
We rehearse in the Two Rivers.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 2,2011 9:45am
the elder scrolls series has a lot of mythology to it, some good material in there, but i have no idea what the story is about and i've played 2 of them a lot. all i know is patrick stewart died.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 2,2011 10:00am
yeah, i dont know how much they all tie in together...

there are scrolls...that are old. and once I had to steal one. then fight a huge dragon/eagle thing...and got sweet armor in return.

then patrick stewart died.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 2,2011 10:06am
You guys don't read the books you get in the game?



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 2,2011 10:19am
I try to read whatever a good rpg gives me, but I don really remember all those books you pick up, they were all pretty random and disjointed



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 2,2011 10:30am
hahah I read like 2 of them...I cant believe how many there are and how much work that was for the creators/writers.

So awesome.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 2,2011 10:46am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Only practicing in Imperial City is real.

Practice in Kvatch would be better.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 2,2011 10:50am
I wanna practice on top of that lighthouse in Anvil.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 2,2011 10:50am
Only gigging at the shrine of Sheogorath is real.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 2,2011 10:51am
or where the Blades' fortress is north of Bruma



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 2,2011 10:59am
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
or where the Blades' fortress is north of Bruma

Cloudruler Temple? Fuck yeah. Jauffre on guest vocals.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 2,2011 11:03am
I got the biggest house you can get in Oblivion. It has a huge basement, would be awesome for shows.

Too bad it's much harder to get a house in real life. :(... all I did was kill ghosts to get a mansion.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 2,2011 11:06am
that house is OK but everytime you try to sleep fuckin BAM! ghosts up your ass.

I had a random little cottage on a lake that a queen gave me for helping some Orc warrior chick discover her heritage. Humble, yet quaint. and no ghosts.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 2,2011 11:16am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I got the biggest house you can get in Oblivion. It has a huge basement, would be awesome for shows.

Too bad it's much harder to get a house in real life. :(... all I did was kill ghosts to get a mansion.


I got that house too. Still had to pay the 5,000 though. Then fuck up a demon in the basement.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 2,2011 11:17am
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
that house is OK but everytime you try to sleep fuckin BAM! ghosts up your ass.

I had a random little cottage on a lake that a queen gave me for helping some Orc warrior chick discover her heritage. Humble, yet quaint. and no ghosts.


You have to find pick up a finger on the ground, bring it to the guy who sold you the house and convince him to come back to the house so you can break the curse.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 2,2011 11:17am
haha, I think I had that one too. kinda like a shack, right?

I hope they use different voice actors in this game. Got so sick of the oblivion actors. they could have switched them up a bit. Funny thing was when you got a bum asking for money he sounds all homeless and drunk, then when you ask him for info, the voice sobers up and sounds normal. FUCK YOU FAKE BUM YOU AIN'T GETTING A COIN



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 2,2011 11:20am
THANK YOU KIND SIR. bullshit



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 2,2011 11:21am
I rested my head in the kult vampire basement most of the time...



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 2,2011 11:23am
lol

also, yea it was kinda a shack. didnt know about the finger thing. I think I had a house in some shitty town that was overrun by a vampire cult that I saved a shopowners daughter from.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 2,2011 11:25am
Skyrim takes place a couple hundred years after oblivion.. Rumor has it there may be firearms in the game?



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 2,2011 11:27am
I HOPE NOT.



toggletoggle post by sigh at Nov 2,2011 11:43am
Aril plays games made post 90s?



toggletoggle post by ARIL at Nov 2,2011 11:44am
That's not really me. Obvious troll is obvious.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 2,2011 11:45am
Select games.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 2,2011 12:16pm
firearms = GAY

only killing trolls with magic inside a painting is real.



toggletoggle post by arkwo at Nov 2,2011 12:21pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I hope they use different voice actors in this game. Got so sick of the oblivion actors. they could have switched them up a bit. Funny thing was when you got a bum asking for money he sounds all homeless and drunk, then when you ask him for info, the voice sobers up and sounds normal. FUCK YOU FAKE BUM YOU AIN'T GETTING A COIN


haha, yeah they ARE using many more voices and cohesive dialogue systems. todd howard said something about that somewhere. there's no longer set dialogue options for a bunch of people, but each NPC has seperate voices and responses.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 2,2011 12:25pm
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
firearms = GAY

only killing trolls with magic inside a painting is real.


I poisoned my longblade with turpentine and killed them that way. Had to do that quest 3 times because it kept glitching and the portal back wouldn't appear.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 2,2011 12:29pm
I remember I'd be walking around somerville and every time I entered a new area I'd hear this in my head




toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 2,2011 12:49pm
i mean this



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 2,2011 1:14pm
hahah thats awesome.


GOD I CANT FUCKING WAIT FOR THIS GAME.

can we go online and go on quests together, Ross?



toggletoggle post by arkwo at Nov 2,2011 1:16pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]

can we go online and go on quests together, Ross?

NOPE. bethesda says fuck multiplayer. the PC might get a mod for co-op, but xbox definitely will not!



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 2,2011 1:20pm edited Nov 2,2011 1:20pm
I'm ok with noline shit...I rarely play games online but it would be cool to roll with a buddy on xbox live and wreck shit.

Like going through the Oblivion Gates, those levels got hard and pretty intense...would have bee fun as shit with a real life partner (LOL AT LIFE PARTNER) to wage war by your side.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Nov 2,2011 1:32pm
it's easy, just drop a white stone and have your friend summon you.



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Nov 2,2011 2:22pm
Wrong game narky, better, but wrong.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 7,2011 10:48am
I want this with a pepperoni pizza, right now.



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Nov 7,2011 11:04am
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 7,2011 11:05am
I got a new fucking card for this game. Better look good.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 7,2011 11:06am
if game stop fucks up my pre-order...IM KILLIN NIGGAZ



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Nov 7,2011 11:09am
I plan on leveling up my sneak skill by squat walking everywhere for the week then just stealing Skyrim. I have the hands of an illusionist.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 7,2011 11:10am



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 7,2011 11:10am
I have the grey fox hood...bitches cant see SHIT when i be creepin.



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Nov 7,2011 11:11am
Run everywhere to level up athleticism, stop going to the gym IRL for three months.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 7,2011 11:12am
I have a dragon costume that pleases the 9 divines when I wear it and dance at the chinatown gate.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 7,2011 11:16am
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
I have the grey fox hood...bitches cant see SHIT when i be creepin.


I love that shit, you take it off and the guards are like "oh hey there good buddy, you didnt happen to see a guy your height, race and build wearing the exact same clothes as you only with a hood on did you?" only thing is, then you're over-encumbered



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Nov 7,2011 11:27am
Only shouting "By the Nine Divines" during intercourse is real



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 7,2011 11:52am
bobnomaamrooney said[orig][quote]
Only shouting "ZUG ZUG" when you're chosen for a team in basketball is real.



toggletoggle post by ork at Nov 7,2011 1:52pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I got a new fucking card for this game. Better look good.


what did you get?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 7,2011 1:54pm
geforce gtx 550 1gb



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 7,2011 1:55pm
says it needs a 400w power supply. I'm hoping my 550w handle it, among other things



toggletoggle post by RichHorror at Nov 7,2011 1:56pm
DCUO opened my eyes to action RPG. I'm gonna check this out.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 7,2011 2:00pm
That should handle this game just fine.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 7,2011 2:04pm
My current card (Slag's old one) handled everything fine up until now. I bought Sonic Generations the other night and it wouldn't run. Needs a card that has 512MB and CUDA or whatever.



toggletoggle post by sigh at Nov 7,2011 3:07pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
For those of you who are drooling about the graphics and will prefer to play this on Xbox 360... one can obtain a graphics card far superior to that of 360's on a PC..

FACT BOMB


This is true, but a ps3/360 costs less than a mid range card does these days. In my opinion the cost of graphics hardware is what is killing pc gaming these days, not piracy. Some serious pc gamers are now buying 2, 3 or 4 top of the line cards to run in sli, or crossfire mode, plus the upgraded power requirements that come with it. Some pcs now have multiple power supplies just to power the graphics hardware. It's just costing too much to stay current on the pc. This combined with the ability to play games on your HDTV has made consoles more attractive.



toggletoggle post by ork at Nov 7,2011 3:09pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
geforce gtx 550 1gb


awesome. i have a geforce GTX 460 and i crank settings on every game without a problem.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 7,2011 3:12pm
^same. And I make up for the price offset of the hardware by not paying for software, ever.



toggletoggle post by ork at Nov 7,2011 3:19pm
sigh said[orig][quote]
Some serious pc gamers are now buying 2, 3 or 4 top of the line cards to run in sli, or crossfire mode, plus the upgraded power requirements that come with it. Some pcs now have multiple power supplies just to power the graphics hardware. It's just costing too much to stay current on the pc. This combined with the ability to play games on your HDTV has made consoles more attractive.

I think a lot of that is overkill. PCs are easy to pour money into, but for a baseline system that can run everything very well these days, you don't need to spend over $400 for a complete system. I dropped $280 the other day for a brand new AMD processor, mainboard, and 8GB performance RAM. I can turn around and sell the 4-year old Intel hardware I have for almost that much! I think with PCs, the biggest barrier is knowledge of system building.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 7,2011 3:40pm
Anyone want my (slag's) old card?



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 7,2011 3:42pm
LOL AT VIDEO CARDS AND SILLY NON-CONSOLE SHIT.




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 7,2011 3:45pm edited Nov 7,2011 3:45pm
LOL AT YOUR SWORD SWINGING WITHOUT ANTIALIASING



toggletoggle post by sigh at Nov 7,2011 4:35pm
ork said[orig][quote]
I think a lot of that is overkill. PCs are easy to pour money into, but for a baseline system that can run everything very well these days, you don't need to spend over $400 for a complete system. I dropped $280 the other day for a brand new AMD processor, mainboard, and 8GB performance RAM. I can turn around and sell the 4-year old Intel hardware I have for almost that much! I think with PCs, the biggest barrier is knowledge of system building.


Completely agree it's easy to go overboard. My mainboard was probably about $280 alone when I first bought it. That being said, pc hardware has always driven game development and vice verse. Eventually, even with 4 dedicated graphics cards and 16gb of ram games will start to get choppy again and you'll have to stomach lowering your settings for the latest game.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 7,2011 4:37pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
LOL AT YOUR SWORD SWINGING WITHOUT ANTIALIASING


I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS SO WHO CARES?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 7,2011 4:40pm
$280 for a motherboard is dumb.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 7,2011 4:41pm
Doesnt matter. Will probably look great on 360. It's too bad its not a sega genesis game



toggletoggle post by sigh at Nov 7,2011 4:47pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
$280 for a motherboard is dumb.


Motherboards are usually the one thing you don't want to skimp on. True these days you get over charged for a bunch of useless features you never use, but nothing is more obnoxious than chasing down system issues that are the result of a cheap board and shitty quality control.

It's only dropped about $80 since
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813131644



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 7,2011 4:50pm
Just looks like a bunch of legos.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 7,2011 4:56pm
I'd be interested in how much you're actually using USB 3.0, overclocking features, 3 PCI-e ports, and that cadillac integrated soundcard they threw in to drive up the cost. Take away all that and you have a $100 mobo.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 7,2011 4:56pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Doesnt matter. Will probably look great on 360. It's too bad its not a sega genesis game


it is. its called Shining Force



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 7,2011 5:01pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
It's too bad its not a piece of notebook paper folded into a triangle to use a football.



toggletoggle post by sigh at Nov 7,2011 5:12pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
I'd be interested in how much you're actually using USB 3.0, overclocking features, 3 PCI-e ports, and that cadillac integrated soundcard they threw in to drive up the cost. Take away all that and you have a $100 mobo.


The overclocking I have set to a moderate level. Overclocks on demand when needed and ratchets back down when not needed. Could probably run it much higher but I'm on air cooling with the stock AMD cooler right now. I may go back to water cooling just for the the sake of getting rid of the high rpm fan noise. The clear cmos button is a nice touch, removing the battery and jumper is old school and requires opening the case. Just don't push it unintentionally. Don't have any USB 3.0 devices yet but probably will someday. I don't upgrade my system that often so this one was built with the intent to last at least 5-7 years. The integrated sound card replaced my SB audigy 2 pci card that I've had for years. Running one PCI-e Radeon HD 5850 card right now.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Nov 7,2011 5:22pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
It's too bad its not ball in a cup



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 7,2011 5:23pm



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 7,2011 5:26pm
BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
It's too bad its not I Spy



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Nov 7,2011 5:39pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
It's too bad its not pre-Enlightenment backbreaking child labor



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 7,2011 8:06pm
BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
It's too bad its not a widespread communicable disease.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Nov 7,2011 8:07pm
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
It's too bad its not raviolis.



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Nov 8,2011 2:03am
sigh said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
For those of you who are drooling about the graphics and will prefer to play this on Xbox 360... one can obtain a graphics card far superior to that of 360's on a PC..

FACT BOMB


This is true, but a ps3/360 costs less than a mid range card does these days. In my opinion the cost of graphics hardware is what is killing pc gaming these days, not piracy. Some serious pc gamers are now buying 2, 3 or 4 top of the line cards to run in sli, or crossfire mode, plus the upgraded power requirements that come with it. Some pcs now have multiple power supplies just to power the graphics hardware. It's just costing too much to stay current on the pc. This combined with the ability to play games on your HDTV has made consoles more attractive.


This is exactly why I dont PC game anymore. i used to build rigs and be all into maxing out FPS's . The more they kept upgrading cards and graphics and adding more requirments of power supplies. It just seems really silly. The technology needs to intergrate all this stuff better. Its now like having a car with 5 motors and 3 gas tanks. Its a pain in the ass to learn about and Im lazy these days. A ps3 on a nice huge hd1080p tv looks just as good, costs less, and i can lay down and play on my couch. Win.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 8,2011 6:50am
yea. But no mouse.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 8,2011 8:18am
I'd be surprised if the ps3 will output this game on full 1080p. I built my system five years ago for around $500 (using the same case for a lot longer) and I've only upgraded the video card once. My ps3 on the other hand, is only used for DLNA streaming these days.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Nov 8,2011 9:13am
Most (pretty much all) console games don't output 1080P. The console might but most games scale to 720P.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Nov 8,2011 9:14am
The difference is 1280x720 vs 1920x1080



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Nov 8,2011 9:15am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
$280 for a motherboard is dumb.


you didn't read my post.
I bought a new CPU, 8GB RAM, AND a mobo for $280.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Nov 8,2011 9:16am
^^ nevermind, i'm a dumbass.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Nov 8,2011 9:19am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
only used for DLNA streaming these days.


it would be amazing if this protocol actually worked 100% someday.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 8,2011 9:38am
I can stream standard def TV and movies no problem via PS3 Media Server (I think you recommended that? if so thanks). But most games that aren't in the vein of tetris gameplay will output in 720p, if that, to keep framerate up. PC > console with games like this.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 8,2011 9:44am
PC will always be ahead of the curb because it is the platform in which new technology is released. But it is expensive.
But I guess that doesn't matter to your average PC nerd who has no girlfriend or obligations outside of playing every new game, WoW, and constantly upgrading.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 8,2011 9:46am
yeah, i use a crossover cable from PC to PS3 so streaming HD video works pretty well. i can do some HD video over wireless but it depends.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 8,2011 9:46am
PS3 Media Server is awesome but sometimes it's a pain to get certain videos to work.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 8,2011 9:52am
Yeah, I pretty much max out at 576p bluray rips over wireless because I'm streaming from my room upstairs. For full HD, which I only really do when I have company over, I just bring my desktop down and hook up right to the receiver via HDMI.



toggletoggle post by Avalonwinds at Nov 9,2011 10:11am
Only attending the midnight release is real.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 9,2011 10:13am
only waiting for the UPS truck friday morning is real.
AWESOME video of the barbarian choir and voice acting:


http://youtu.be/QLnPwnJJcFQ



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 9,2011 10:15am
[YOUTUBE=type=addvideo&url=http://youtube.com/QLnPwnJJcFQ]



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 9,2011 10:15am
Only having to work on Friday is fffffffffuuuuuuuu



toggletoggle post by arktourOs at Nov 9,2011 10:16am edited Nov 9,2011 10:17am



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 9,2011 10:21am
YEP.

I was gonna go at midnight to pick it up but then I'd be playing ALL NIGHT



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Nov 9,2011 10:23am
I'm gonna pick so many herbs when I get this game. Calcinators and alembics all up in this bitch.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 9,2011 10:25am
Bitches love nirnroot.



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Nov 9,2011 10:28am
Ayo girrl, I can make you a salve that'll make ya pussy moist, ya hair silky and fortify yo illusion skill by 20 points for 120 seconds.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 9,2011 10:30am
Cant you get married in this one? Ripoff of Fable.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 9,2011 10:35am
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Marriage

Gay marriage is also allowed. Too bad this isn't multiplayer, because we would make such a great couple, aril.



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Nov 9,2011 10:39am
Pffft clearly fake aril, real aril knows Namco's Tales RPG series featured marriage and children back on SNES



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 10,2011 10:17am
TONIGHT MIDNIGHT IMA PLAY WITH DICK IN HAND



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 10,2011 11:29am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
TONIGHT MIDNIGHT IMA PLAY WITH DICK IN HAND


Yea I'm gonna hit gamestop on the way back from practice tonight at 12:01AM, then play 'til 8AM.



toggletoggle post by sigh at Nov 10,2011 11:32am
pre-loaded on steam. Fuck gamestop.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Nov 10,2011 12:15pm
i will be chopping beef stew and waiting for the goddamm ups truck as of 5 this evening. wish i could have taken the pre-load route.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 10,2011 3:47pm
Ok, I'm pissing myself now. Will be getting this via telepathy as soon as I get home.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 10,2011 4:54pm
leaked by razor1911, apparently works...

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6808323



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 10,2011 4:56pm
Old news.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 10,2011 11:40pm
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Nov 10,2011 11:47pm
join a tong about it



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 10,2011 11:59pm
loading it up now.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 11,2011 2:25am
Skyrim, Tamriel.
Population: ma nillaz



toggletoggle post by Avalonwinds at Nov 11,2011 3:33am
Jebus christ, this game is going to get me fired.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 11,2011 8:58am
didnt pick it up at midnight last night...they better not have sold my pre-ordered copy!

grabbing it after work tonight and not leaving my house ALL WEEKEND.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 11,2011 9:14am
Fucking awesome so far. I had to start over though because a whole villiage was trying to kill me and I have no idea why. I'm always a Nord, but I'm not sure if I should be something else.
The menu takes a little while to get used to.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 11,2011 9:28am
I live in Brockton so I'm hoping all the gangsta's are too busy with MW3 because I didn't preorder my copy.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 11,2011 9:34am
I'm usually a nord too

I know its going to take me 3 hours just to make my character hahah

cant fucking wait.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 11,2011 9:36am
Its awesome. They have "war paint" and there's some old school corpse paint looking designs.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 11,2011 9:48am
i wish you could upload your own face



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 11,2011 9:52am
that would be LOL



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 11,2011 9:54am
This day at work is most painful. Found myself whistling the skyrim theme at the train station :|



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 11,2011 10:15am
^^ YEP



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 11,2011 11:09am
Yea I bought it this morning but I only had like an hour before I had to leave for work so I waited to start until I get home. Siked.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 11,2011 11:11am
It's fookin sick.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 11,2011 11:14am
i hope the menus arent too annoying to navigate...



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 11,2011 11:18am
Its differnt. I keep picking up items that I dont mean to. You can tell they were designed for consoles.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 11,2011 11:29am
i played til 4am last night, fell upon a couple surreal places and warhammer'd some redguard in a barfight. it's as brilliant as i thought it would be. the menus do take a little to get used to on pc. settings maxed out. i'm gonna hook up my controller later and try that out.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 11,2011 11:42am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
You can tell they it's way better for consoles.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Nov 11,2011 11:45am
I'm waiting til I get a new TV before getting this.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 11,2011 11:46am
ark said[orig][quote]
i warhammer'd some redguard in a barfight. it's as brilliant as i thought it would be.


This ia racist.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 11,2011 11:53am
TIL: when aril doesn't get enough sleep, his keyboard layout turns into the rev's.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 11,2011 12:08pm
Fucking slide input. I need a better one. Fingers are too.big.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Nov 11,2011 12:09pm
cliff racers or gtfo



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 11,2011 12:47pm
PS3 controller + PC graphics is the only way to play this. loving it.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 11,2011 1:22pm



toggletoggle post by BradsauceNLI at Nov 11,2011 2:12pm
Longest day at work ever.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 11,2011 2:16pm
BradsauceNLI said[orig][quote]
Longest day at work ever.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 11,2011 2:20pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
BradsauceNLI said[orig][quote]
Longest day at work ever.





toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 11,2011 2:44pm
It seems my hypothesis was correct. Brockton gangstas be too busy gettin' they DUTY on, SON! Was able to have them hold a copy for me. No sleep after the O'Brien's show tonight. I'm gonna get me some porphyric hemophilia.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 11,2011 2:48pm
Racist. Brockton is full of Redgaurds..



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 11,2011 2:53pm
hahaha. Hammerfell = Cabo Verde



toggletoggle post by Bradsauce at Nov 11,2011 3:47pm
Offically about to rim it.....hard.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 11,2011 7:40pm



toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Nov 11,2011 8:35pm
I wasn't even aware of this game two days ago. I'm not really that big into video games. But after seeing the game play I might have to go buy it.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Asscat at Nov 11,2011 8:49pm



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 11,2011 9:04pm
I don't like that you can't see your character in the inventory menu, like when switching armor. Menu is a little clunky but better than oblivions. Remember how you used to have to scroll through like 8704043043 random books to get to your repair hammers in the "misc" section? This game rules.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 11,2011 9:07pm
I feel like my life has come full circle with this game. Only being a nerd that all of the cool kids wont fuck with cuz Ill kill them and getting laid intermittently while sitting on your ass playing rpgs is real.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 11,2011 10:08pm
I'm pretty bummed they took athletics and jump out. I used to love running around jumping everywhere til I could run super fast away from enemies and jum onto rooftops



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 11,2011 10:17pm
Wtf



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 11,2011 10:23pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Wtf

wut



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 11,2011 10:38pm
that pisses me off too.. no athletics. I was jumping around the whole time until I realized it.

great game so far, though. it's like an upgraded version of oblivion. If you've done the "Golden Claw" mission (one of the first ones you can do), you get to fight the Undead and waltz through a snowy cave with waterfalls. pretty epic.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 11,2011 10:45pm
how do they expect us to lose weight if there's no athletics.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 12,2011 1:29am
Arillius the Nord




toggletoggle post by Fake ARIL at Nov 12,2011 1:41am
Arillius the negro nord.



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Nov 12,2011 5:55am
Combat in this still looks horrible and button mashing, with no skill involved. They basicly just copied oblivion and added the fallout death scene thing. Original.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 12,2011 7:46am
frankovhell said[orig][quote]
Combat in this still looks horrible and button mashing, with no skill involved. They basicly just copied oblivion and added the fallout death scene thing. Original.


I dig it.



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Nov 12,2011 7:48am
Fake%20ARIL said[orig][quote]
Arillius the negro nord.


They're called Redguards, all the same IP FARIL



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 12,2011 9:49am
Haha, I don't know why that came out so dark.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 12,2011 10:03am
burnsy said[orig][quote]
frankovhell said[orig][quote]
Combat in this still looks horrible and button mashing, with no skill involved. They basicly just copied oblivion and added the fallout death scene thing. Original.


I dig it.


yeah, i like the combat a lot. it's not dark souls caliber, but still far better than oblivion's. they added enough to keep it interesting. shield bash, dual wield anything, perks make it a bit deeper. there's a good sense of "weight" behind swings and spells. i've missed a heavy swing with a two-hander and fallen off a cliff more than once.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 12,2011 10:22am
The best battle system with swords was Jedi Knight II IMO.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Nov 12,2011 11:53am
Try one of the Souls games and you'll see why we like the combat so much. Combat here is pretty much what I expected it to be, same as Oblivion essentially.

I do have to complain about the PC UI though. HOLY SHIT ITS ATROCIOUS.
I'm not speaking about the looks either, I'm speaking about maxed-out mouselook that's still really slow, keys that don't react once reassigned (neither the new key nor the old key will allow me to pick up a book, for example). The menu system also seems very counter-intuitive to me. I like not being able to use my CURSOR to choose items on screen... meh. Will take some getting used to.



toggletoggle post by Fake ARIL at Nov 12,2011 12:24pm
bobnomaamrooney said[orig][quote]
Fake%20ARIL said[orig][quote]
Arillius the negro nord.


They're called Redguards, all the same IP FARIL


In Skyrim, negros are called Redguards?

All the same ip bobnomaamrooney.




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 12,2011 12:59pm
being outside on this beautiful fall day > skyrim



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Nov 12,2011 1:18pm
how come Nords walk like this....


and Redguards walk like thiiiissss... awww yeah



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 12,2011 1:49pm
narkybark said[orig][quote]
I do have to complain about the PC UI though. HOLY SHIT ITS ATROCIOUS.


the WSAD menu switching just pissed me off. i had to switch to a controller...works far better.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 12,2011 3:23pm
this game's fun to watch. my roommate shot a hawk with a bow and arrow. that was pretty rad. then there were zombie wolves.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Nov 12,2011 5:29pm
I bought the game this afternoon. So far I have enjoyed stealing a horse and riding it off of a mountain.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 13,2011 10:49am
I have the collector's edition strategy guide. It's HUGE and is like a highschool science book.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Nov 13,2011 10:51am
level 14



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 13,2011 11:06am
thats it?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 13,2011 11:26am
Got drunk last night (forever alone) and played this. Dangerously fun. I looked at the clock and it was nearly 5am. damn you bethesda



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 13,2011 11:30am



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 13,2011 11:32am
Level 16. Turning into badass nord cleric



toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Nov 13,2011 11:54am
I've been killed a bunch of times but digging this game big time.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 13,2011 12:57pm
I am a level 7 Negro Kitty. I have a woman that follows me around. If I walk up to her, she says "erhhh" or something similarly smart.

Why does this game not make use of the "shout, shout, let it all out" song? It would make the perfect 80's montage music for the trek up greybeard mountain.




toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 13,2011 1:05pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
that pisses me off too.. no athletics. I was jumping around the whole time until I realized it.

great game so far, though. it's like an upgraded version of oblivion. If you've done the "Golden Claw" mission (one of the first ones you can do), you get to fight the Undead and waltz through a snowy cave with waterfalls. pretty epic.


I also don't like how they dumbed down the speech and bartering system; however, the whole smithing thing is pretty cool, although I havn't really utilized it a whole lot. I've barely done quests, I've just been roaming around at random, robbing and killing people in the wilderness.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 13,2011 1:32pm
isn't that what you do in allston anyways?



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toggletoggle post by Martins at Nov 13,2011 1:50pm
Level 12 Werewolf lol



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 13,2011 2:07pm
I love that the redguards arn't welcome in Whiterun. I'm way behind you guys in this because I had to record scratch tracks for slars drums all of yesterday.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Nov 13,2011 2:16pm
Level; 16 Nord named Andrew.

stoned for the first time in months just to play this.

might not make Absu tonight.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 13,2011 2:19pm
LOL



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Nov 14,2011 6:09am
Andrew in 3 months:

"So I don't have a job anymore, just got level 70 though. Still pooping in socks to save time..."



toggletoggle post by Bradsauce at Nov 14,2011 6:56am edited Nov 14,2011 6:57am
Lvl 20 Wood Elf werewolf assassin named Forss Fagerstrom, not much sleep.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 14,2011 7:43am edited Nov 14,2011 8:29am
I fucked up so hard last night and didnt save in a good spot...I'm straight up STUCK in this house, no way to get out and the enemies are beating the shit out of me. If I go back to my last 'real' save, I lose like 2 HUGE missions I did last night...

FUCK MY FANTASY LIFE!



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 14,2011 8:03am
this is Andrew the Nord:




found this hot hunter broad sun bathing



DO A RITUAL ABOUT IT








toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 14,2011 8:24am edited Nov 14,2011 8:32am
Why do all of the children in Skyrim look the same?



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 14,2011 8:25am
they really do...and all they want to do it play tag.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 14,2011 8:29am
The dog "Stump" ftw



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 14,2011 8:42am
Andrew, your character looks like a milkdrinker.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Nov 14,2011 8:45am
all the children look the same because its a metaphor or something.


like... get this man... we're all just that same child inside. the one that wants to forget about the cruel, harsh, cold world and play tag forever and stuff and junk.


WHOA.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 14,2011 8:47am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Andrew, your character looks like a milkdrinker.


LOL. I AM!

I'm gonna be a huge milk drinker tonight and make the combat super easy just so i can get out of this damn quest im stuck on.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 14,2011 8:51am
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]

DO A RITUAL ABOUT IT


Haha is that the mission where the kid wants you kill the lady that runs the orphanage in riften? I killed the wrong lady first.





toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 14,2011 8:54am
burnsy said[orig][quote]
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]

DO A RITUAL ABOUT IT


Haha is that the mission where the kid wants you kill the lady that runs the orphanage in riften? I killed the wrong lady first.




yeah!

you killed the nice lady? that sucks cause she gives you a side quest.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 14,2011 9:00am
Yeah I walked in and that vapid cunt was telling the kids how worthless they were and then told them to go to bed. I went into sneak and saw a lady go into the room and went to sleep. Crept in and slashed her with my dual wielded scimitars. Oops. Cool story, bro.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 14,2011 9:02am
i want to punch myself in the face right now...FUCK BEING AT WORK. how am I going to do this 5 days a week?


this game is ALL I THINK ABOUT.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 14,2011 9:13am
You gotta get the collector's edition strategy guide.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 14,2011 9:17am
Traveling for work this week. No skyrim til after midnight on Friday.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 14,2011 9:21am
I dont like using strategy guides or anything...the ONLY reason I'm gonna puss out on this mission is because at the beginning of the mission I was supposed to give this dude a couple piece of my gear to use on the quest and I fucked up doing that so when it came time to get my gear from him and fight people, he didnt have anything for me so I'm fucking weaponless stuck in this mansion and the only way out is with this key that I cant pickpocket..I have to kill this wizard with no weapons, armor etc...

ONLY MAGIC.

FUUUUUUUUUU



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 14,2011 9:21am
What, are you going to Hammerfell?



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 14,2011 9:29am
burnsy said[orig][quote]
Crept in and slashed her with my dual wielded scimitars. Oops. Cool story, bro.

careful next time you sleep bro!



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 14,2011 9:30am
i've gone to sleep and woken up in different places twice so far.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 14,2011 9:46am
I dont use guides either, but this one is so detailed and awesome. Not going to use it for missions



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 14,2011 9:48am
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
i want to punch myself in the face right now...FUCK BEING AT WORK.


skyrim withdrawal + ears ringing from never blow out the eastern candle = fuck today



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 14,2011 9:49am
I've demolished the bathroom at work twice today.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 14,2011 10:06am
ark said[orig][quote]
i've gone to sleep and woken up in different places twice so far.


a bug?



I did a drinking contest mission that ended up with me blacking out and waking up on the other side of the world...it turned into a huge ordeal.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 14,2011 10:20am
nope. the drinking contest was one. finish that questline, it's a good one. another one was for the dark brotherhood. they are DARK in this game.



toggletoggle post by Martins at Nov 14,2011 10:23am
MACE OF MOLAG BAL



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 14,2011 10:24am
Martins playing a non JRPG?



toggletoggle post by sigh at Nov 14,2011 10:25am
Kind of disappointed that the textures aren't that detailed on the PC version. I guess we'll have to wait for a high res texture pack mod.

There are a few tweaks you can do to get the trees and water to look a little better though.

http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/11/11/the-elde...-disable-vsync-change-fov-and-more/



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 14,2011 10:28am
http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=11

look at the info for the DX9 sharpen filter. HUGE DIFFERENCE. i have no complaints how it looks on the PC. some components are "outdated" like people wishing there were footprints on the snow, etc. come on...



toggletoggle post by sigh at Nov 14,2011 10:32am
ark said[orig][quote]
narkybark said[orig][quote]
I do have to complain about the PC UI though. HOLY SHIT ITS ATROCIOUS.


the WSAD menu switching just pissed me off. i had to switch to a controller...works far better.


The controls for PC are very buggy. Don't try changing them from the defaults or shit gets all mixed up and stops working. The UI also doesn't get updated when you rebind keys. I can't believe game devs still get away with doing this. Seriously how hard is it to display the updated key bindings?



toggletoggle post by Martins at Nov 14,2011 10:35am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Martins playing a non JRPG?


And on PC? LOLWUT



toggletoggle post by sigh at Nov 14,2011 10:36am
ark said[orig][quote]
http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=11

look at the info for the DX9 sharpen filter. HUGE DIFFERENCE. i have no complaints how it looks on the PC. some components are "outdated" like people wishing there were footprints on the snow, etc. come on...


The game overall looks very good and runs smooth for me on max settings. It's just when close up to certain things it doesn't look that impressive. You can tell they limited it to run better on consoles.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Nov 14,2011 10:40am
Is there a bemefit to sleeping and why do I need to eat when I can replenish my health with magic? Probably noob questions but I've only played for four hours and I'm a level 3.



toggletoggle post by Martins at Nov 14,2011 10:45am
Sleeping and waiting are just good for getting to a specific time of day faster. I think.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 14,2011 10:46am
Sleeping in a bed thats not yours and sleeping in a bed you own is different in skyrim.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 14,2011 10:51am
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
Is there a bemefit to sleeping and why do I need to eat when I can replenish my health with magic? Probably noob questions but I've only played for four hours and I'm a level 3.


sleeping in an owned bed gives you the "rested" effect which i think means you learn skills faster for a while. waiting is just for something like getting to a shop when they're not open. as for cooking, raw food doesn't give you much health, experimenting with recipies and cooked food gives you a lot more buffs (like increased stamina or magic regen for a while after eating a steak)



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 14,2011 10:56am
i NEVER eat...




toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 14,2011 11:01am
alchemy and cooking helps you out a lot. i always play on sadistic difficulty so i need all the help i can get.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Nov 14,2011 11:02am
Once I figured out I could use magic to replenish health I thought it was silly to carry around a ton of food.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 14,2011 11:03am
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
i NEVER eat...



Yea. You're a milk drinker.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 14,2011 11:17am
I use alchemy a lot...whats up with cooking? I'm not sure I ever did that even in Morrowind or Oblivion.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 14,2011 11:20am
It's borrowed from Fallout, equally useless in this game unless you're playing on max difficulty which probably requires you to eat.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 14,2011 11:39am
pretty much



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 14,2011 11:41am
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
Is there a bemefit to sleeping and why do I need to eat when I can replenish my health with magic? Probably noob questions but I've only played for four hours and I'm a level 3.


in the last one you had to sleep to level up, so it was very important. all it does in SKYRIM is heal you. if you wait, you heal as well, so its pretty pointless. you dont need to eat, but if youre a mage then its good to have some potions to heal with so you dont have to use your mana on healing.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 14,2011 11:57am
mana
-lol

Also, this game has overtaken my life as predicted. I just sent aril an MMS while taking a shit of me holding a large roll of toilet paper that looked like a cheese wheel to me. Value: 1
Weight: 3



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 14,2011 11:59am
dick reflection FTL



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 14,2011 12:32pm
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]


in the last one you had to sleep to level up, so it was very important. .


"YOU SHOULD REST AND MEDITATE ON WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED"



toggletoggle post by Martins at Nov 14,2011 12:36pm
Barely want to be at work right now. I just wanna go around dual wielding maces killing forsworn or the silver hand or continuing to not head up to meet the greybeards.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 14,2011 12:47pm
It's definitely not a waste to pay the greybeards a visit.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 14,2011 1:17pm
Greybeards - prepare to walk up a mountain for 2 hours.

Barbas the dog is a stellar tank. Fuck finishing the quest, I now have two followers.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 14,2011 1:30pm
I mix it up like crazy...random quest to random quest stopping in between to fuck up a cave I discover or help some dude out here and there.

the quest menu is way better on this than on the past ES games...



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 14,2011 1:49pm
Let me guess... someone stole your sweet roll?



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 14,2011 1:51pm
burnsy said[orig][quote]
It's definitely not a waste to pay the greybeards a visit.


yea, in oblivion I didnt really follow the main quest, but that shit was epic as fuck. I got raped by that ice troll though :(



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 14,2011 1:52pm
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
Greybeards - prepare to walk up a mountain for 2 hours.

.


yea but you need the whirlwind dash to clear certain dungeons I bet.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 14,2011 2:03pm
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
Greybeards - prepare to walk up a mountain for 2 hours.

.


yea but you need the whirlwind dash to clear certain dungeons I bet.


YEP took me a while to figure this one out where I needed to use that. *HINT*Colored pillars *HINT*



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 14,2011 2:18pm
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]

yea, in oblivion I didnt really follow the main quest, but that shit was epic as fuck. I got raped by that ice troll though :(

I have a companion I got from the jarl in whiterun. She's proven most helpful. We fucked that troll up good. She's also really helpful when fighting dragons because she's a great archer. Highly suggest, even though she acts like a dumb bitch and goes uhhhhh if you get too close.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 14,2011 2:21pm
They never have fat people in these games.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 14,2011 2:22pm
I never take on those companions...

I guess I should...i usually tell them to stay put.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 14,2011 2:23pm
burnsy said[orig][quote]
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]

yea, in oblivion I didnt really follow the main quest, but that shit was epic as fuck. I got raped by that ice troll though :(

I have a companion I got from the jarl in whiterun. She's proven most helpful. We fucked that troll up good. She's also really helpful when fighting dragons because she's a great archer. Highly suggest, even though she acts like a dumb bitch and goes uhhhhh if you get too close.


yea thats what I did. bitches names Lydia. she walks between me wwhen i talk to people so i cant see who im talking to.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 14,2011 2:28pm
elder scrolls games are always a circus with NPCs and companions. I wish they took a queue from Fallout: New Vegas where the companions actually worked, it was easy to give them orders, and they had their own backstory, quests and conversations. the only thing that took a step backward in skyrim is the companion system.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Nov 14,2011 2:29pm
I haven't yet been able to give companions orders but then I just now realized it's probably that same key-switching nonsense so it won't work anymore.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 14,2011 2:32pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
I never take on those companions...

I guess I should...i usually tell them to stay put.


you should take them, theyre really helpful. its one of the new aditions to the ES games that I really like so far. and you can make them do stuff, like wait places for you or attack random townspeople.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 14,2011 2:35pm
You can tell them to pick shit up and make them carry shit for you as well.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 14,2011 2:37pm
for the record, I'm still super bummed about no athletics




toggletoggle post by sigh at Nov 14,2011 2:38pm



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 14,2011 2:58pm
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
for the record, I'm still super bummed about no athletics


i'm kinda glad they cut it out. everybody runs, seemed like a pointless skill. i was psyched sprinting made it in.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 14,2011 3:01pm
i logged almost 20 hours this weekend. pretty sure it's my favorite western rpg since i dunno, your mom



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 14,2011 3:04pm
ark said[orig][quote]
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
for the record, I'm still super bummed about no athletics


i'm kinda glad they cut it out. everybody runs, seemed like a pointless skill. i was psyched sprinting made it in.


no way, leveling up your jump was not only awesome for the obvious reasons, it was also really helpful when you got ambushed by a minotaur to be able to just jump onto a rooftop and run away. I am glad about sprint as well.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 14,2011 3:06pm
was taking the long way to some quest and came across a sleeping dragon. I woke it, it killed my Lydia and then ii killed it, only to be COMPLETELY RAPED by some demon thing called Krosis. This guy is an asshole. I ended up dying like 8 times cuz his fireball kills me in 2 hits (and i had just used a bunch of items to increase frost resistance to kill that frost dragon) and then I just grabbed the shit outta his chest and ran like a bitch. My companion is suspiciously back at my side now.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 14,2011 3:25pm
KROSIS, fuck that guy. I had to run. did you get the power words from the wall the dragon was sleeping on??



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 14,2011 3:26pm
i've noticed the companion rarely dies, they just kneel and stay out of the fight if they don't get completely finished off. then they come find you i guess.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 14,2011 3:28pm
i havent found this sleeping dragon yet...


should I just cancel my gym membership? I usually go after work but all I want to do is fucking PLAY.

its like a drug. better than drugs. I played this over absu/beers last night.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 14,2011 4:02pm
re: Krosis and other dragon priests
SPOILER TO KILLS Get the Priests to come out of their sarcophagus, run and rest for 1 hour. Come back and theyll be laying down in their tomb with the top off and are triggered just like any Draugr, so you can sneak up on it and get a crit sneak hit/kill



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 14,2011 4:19pm
^ what a cheapo. I can't stand gamers that do that shit. I bet you were one of those game genie fags



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 14,2011 4:27pm
hahaha. Krosis is too dumb to replace the lid on his sarcophagus.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 14,2011 4:29pm
Silver has better attack power against undead.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 14,2011 5:12pm
OMG!! PLAYING SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by eddienli at Nov 14,2011 5:21pm
so this is worth buying? thinking about going out of my video game hibernation for this.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 14,2011 5:24pm
Yeah Aril, cheating on easy mode sums up how I live most aspects of life.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 14,2011 5:53pm
ark said[orig][quote]
KROSIS, fuck that guy. I had to run. did you get the power words from the wall the dragon was sleeping on??


yea but I can't use it because it says I don't have dragon souls even though I JUST killed a dragon and got its soul.

oh and my companion ran off a high cliff and then reappeared. I got tired of her stupid face so I torched her. I wish I had her now for this dragon though :/



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 14,2011 6:04pm
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
ark said[orig][quote]
KROSIS, fuck that guy. I had to run. did you get the power words from the wall the dragon was sleeping on??


yea but I can't use it because it says I don't have dragon souls even though I JUST killed a dragon and got its soul.

Yeah, I got the ethereal thu'um and killed two dragons. Still saying it requires dragon souls. What gives?! Seriously wish I could've fit my xbox in my luggage.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 14,2011 6:46pm
i think when you're in the menu, you press X to spend the dragon souls...not sure if the interface shows you that, i had to mash some buttons 'til i figured it out. i didn't visit the greybeards yet.



toggletoggle post by SLAAAAGG NLI at Nov 14,2011 7:32pm
Coming out of my OCCCUPY REAL LIFE video game habit denial and ignoring you fucks to say that I am currently downloading this. May your souls burn in eternal purgatory and that you continue your never ending half - fuckwit chortling ways .



toggletoggle post by sigh at Nov 14,2011 9:43pm
I have climbed the highest peak in Skyrim. Game over.




toggletoggle post by sigh at Nov 14,2011 9:47pm



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 15,2011 1:35am
Fucking Falmers.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 15,2011 7:40am
I left off last night in a good spot. Got an army behind me about to storm some vampire leaders cage. Saved it just before entering and went to bed.

I WILL GO TO THE GYM TODAY AFTER WORK....then fuck up some faggy vampires.



toggletoggle post by Martins at Nov 15,2011 7:56am
Everywhere is out of the GTX 570 I want (for this and Battlefield 3 prettiness) and it's pissing me off.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 15,2011 8:08am
XBOX USERS:

So I may be stuck in Pennsylvania for thanksgiving from Weds night to Saturday! *GASP*... I'm staying at my uncles and he has a 360 he never uses *THANK THE UNHOLY GOAT*...

my question: i saved my Skyrim game on the hard drive...can I transfer it to the a memory unit and just bring the disc and the MU to my uncles or do I have to bring the whole HD?


ITT: SERIOUS ISSUES.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 15,2011 8:30am
Wouldnt be an issue if it WERE ON A COMPUTER!

Ooohhh!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Nov 15,2011 8:35am
yeah, except whenever a new game comes out for the PS3, I put it in and play.
When a new games comes out for PC, I put it in and it tells me my videocard isn't good enough so then I replace that. Then my RAM isn't fast enough so I go to replace that and.. oh shit, I have to replace my CPU and MB cause they don't support the faster ram.
FUCK COMPUTER GAMERS.
I don't have the time/money to keep up with the joneses. I just want to play the games. and my that I mean watch 24/7 cut scenes.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Nov 15,2011 8:40am
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
can I transfer it to the a memory unit and just bring the disc and the MU to my uncles


YUP



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 15,2011 8:41am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Wouldnt be an issue if it WERE ON A COMPUTER!

Ooohhh!


maybe if it was on a LAPTOP, sure...dont most of you PC gamers use desktops or is that old news?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 15,2011 8:44am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]

FUCK COMPUTER GAMERS.
.


Fuck you.

And besides, all the best computer games came out in the 80s and 90s. Like metal.

my video card runs this game on high settings (looks better than 360) and was 130 bucks. instead of wasting money on faggy ipads, you could be playing games on a computer, the way they are meant to be post PSX.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Nov 15,2011 8:48am
any laptop that could run new games costs twice as much as a better desktop, so desktops. rev has a good point, you really need to know a lot about PC hardware and how long the shelf life of a typical setup would be. i just upgraded my computer for the first time in 4 years and not because it wasn't performing, but because i stabbed my motherboard with a screwdriver. another reason PC isn't much more reliable than a red-ringing xbox. i still went through 3 xboxes all the same before i got rid of it.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 15,2011 8:50am edited Nov 15,2011 8:51am
i'm never going to stop defending PC/Computer gaming, maize eaters. you guys all sold your souls a long time ago.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Nov 15,2011 8:52am
pc gaming is making another comeback. skyrim is getting fantastic numbers on PC. SUPPROT



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 15,2011 8:55am
When I die, all I want my gravestone to say is:

"PC Games > Modern Console Gaming"



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 15,2011 9:23am edited Nov 15,2011 9:23am
Jim: so why did you say this:

arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Wouldnt be an issue if it WERE ON A COMPUTER!




bringing an entire desktop setup to my uncles would be easier than bringing my xbox disk and a tiny Memory Unit ?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 15,2011 9:29am
Steam.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 15,2011 9:34am
does that imply downloading it to my uncles computer?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 15,2011 9:36am
only cornering me proving a point that console gaming is easier is real.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 15,2011 9:59am
I think you've done the opposite...

what are the chances my uncles computer can even run this game?...all this tech mumbo jumbo you guys are talking about required to play this game....



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 15,2011 10:11am
8.7%



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 15,2011 10:12am
meh. probably slim chance. and you can't just pop in the xbox disc either.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 15,2011 10:13am
yeah i'd say 8.7%



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 15,2011 10:15am
In a case such as that, if you had a laptop that could run it, you could play it ANYWHERE.

As you can see, pros and cons.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 15,2011 10:16am
PROS AND CONS




BUT MORE PROS THAN CONS ON PC



toggletoggle post by Pires at Nov 15,2011 10:36am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]

FUCK COMPUTER GAMERS.
.


Fuck you.

And besides, all the best computer games came out in the 80s and 90s. Like metal.

my video card runs this game on high settings (looks better than 360) and was 130 bucks. instead of wasting money on faggy ipads, you could be playing games on a computer, the way they are meant to be post PSX.


I never understood the iPad appeal. It doesn't run flash, yet it is supposed to act like a computer? FAIL.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 15,2011 10:39am
ark said[orig][quote]
and you can't just pop in the xbox disc either.


what do you mean?



toggletoggle post by Pires at Nov 15,2011 10:41am
I'd take your hard drive just in case. It ain't that big and is worth taking if you're going to be there for a while.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 15,2011 10:43am
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
ark said[orig][quote]
and you can't just pop in the xbox disc either.


what do you mean?


meaning you'd either need to download a torrent for the PC version, buy it on Steam, or buy the retail PC DVD version. xbox discs only work on xbox.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 15,2011 10:57am
I've always been into PC gaming but I'm enjoying this just fine on xbox 360 so who gives a shit? ....back to skyrim....



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 15,2011 11:03am edited Nov 15,2011 11:04am
Better graphics +use of a mouse + BETHESDA ORIGINALLY MADE ELDER SCROLLS GAMES FOR COMPUTERS ... That's who cares. Argument will never eeennnnnddd. Nevvvvvarrrr!!

Playing this game on xbox is like owning a rereleased Les Legions Noire album on CD. DOES NO COMPUTE



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 15,2011 11:08am
ark said[orig][quote]
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
ark said[orig][quote]
and you can't just pop in the xbox disc either.


what do you mean?


meaning you'd either need to download a torrent for the PC version, buy it on Steam, or buy the retail PC DVD version. xbox discs only work on xbox.


oh I know that..but my uncle has an xbox so I can use that while I'm there...


Jim: I didnt realize you had all the LLN stuff on original demo tapes and not just mp3s we downloaded from DC++ LOLOLOLOOL



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 15,2011 11:09am
lol.

Only a sole moevot copy is real



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 15,2011 11:10am
you got me andy boy. BAD ANALOGY



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 15,2011 11:11am
even if the skyrim interface sucks on PC (which i hope they fix) it still beats the hell out of oblivion's



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 15,2011 11:13am
I love it now.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 15,2011 11:19am
Andrew, how was it baked? I know you rarely smoke now..



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 15,2011 11:20am
i love the way the menu works in this Vs Oblivions.

Morrowinds was the worse.




toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 15,2011 11:36am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Andrew, how was it baked? I know you rarely smoke now..


i NEVER smoke these days...

I have a one hitter and I literally pack the tiniest bowl, take 2 solid hits and I'm friend for at least a mission, usually two missions.

I'm still technically off the pot though. When I smoke that shit while out partying it just puts me to sleep.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 15,2011 12:51pm
Life was so much easier a week ago.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 15,2011 12:54pm
How do you guys like the lock picking now? I love it. Fucking fun. Also, it seems like it is easier to obtain lock picks too.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 15,2011 1:02pm
I like that you can just get lockpicks anywhere, but I liked the system better in Oblivion.

When the dragons talk to each other, the language sounds like Jabbas language.

Oh and theres some chick named Delphine...... FUCK-A YOU, DELPHINNNNNE



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 15,2011 1:04pm
It's getting easier to pick high level locks. At first it was damn near impossible to do a master lock, but I like that they give low level characters the opportunity to try. And where are you getting lockpicks? In Oblivion, merchants had a ton of them. Now they only have a few, if you're lucky.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 15,2011 1:06pm
Just about every bandit (especially the silver douches) carry them. In oblivion, it was usually the goblins who had them.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 15,2011 1:08pm
lock picks are everywhere!

but the whole system seems pretty much the same as in Oblivion to me minus the vibrating thumb stick which I kinda liked.

its way easier.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 15,2011 1:09pm



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 15,2011 1:10pm
hahah what the shit? whats that?

maybe playing on PC is better.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 15,2011 1:11pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
the vibrating thumb stick which I kinda liked.

its way easier.


LOL'd



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 15,2011 1:20pm
nude mods!
i got a sweet mod that changes the night sky to a high res real stellar photography background and keeps the constellations in the game there. another good one lets the game executable use 4GB of ram.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 15,2011 1:22pm
if you can modify a game, chances are high that you'll see nude skins eventually. I made the first nude stripper mod for GTA: Vice City, it had a ton of downloads haha



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 15,2011 1:30pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
It's getting easier to pick high level locks. At first it was damn near impossible to do a master lock, but I like that they give low level characters the opportunity to try. And where are you getting lockpicks? In Oblivion, merchants had a ton of them. Now they only have a few, if you're lucky.


merchants didnt sell lockpicks, the only place you could buy them was from the thieves guild itself, or find them in random places.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 15,2011 1:33pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Just about every bandit (especially the silver douches) carry them. In oblivion, it was usually the goblins who had them.

Or you could have talked to shady Sam. He usually had 60 for sale.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 15,2011 1:42pm
Yeah, my memory sucks. I had the skeleton key and then no care whatsoever



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 15,2011 2:10pm
I love how all of us are fucking stuggling when we're at work.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 15,2011 2:13pm
Girls wish we cared this much about them amirite



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 15,2011 2:16pm
not sure what you're talking about, was playing earlier whilst patching servers



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 15,2011 2:20pm



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 15,2011 2:20pm
Hahaha way too big



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 15,2011 2:23pm
All I can make out from that pic is "SUBJECTIVITIES"



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 15,2011 2:27pm
SKYRIM IS GREATER THAN YOUR KEYBOARD?


i agree



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 15,2011 2:29pm
Damn, I had to sneak that picture because theres too many people around. That book is HUGE



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Nov 15,2011 2:29pm
Pires said[orig][quote]
I never understood the iPad appeal. It doesn't run flash, yet it is supposed to act like a computer? FAIL.


then yo7u have never had one in your life. I love my iPad.
What world are you in where flash is a good thing?
FLASH SUCKS!



toggletoggle post by Lydia at Nov 15,2011 2:33pm
Huh?



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 15,2011 3:19pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
FLASH SUCKS!
YEAH! SILVERLIGHT RULES!



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 15,2011 3:57pm
Lydia said[orig][quote]
Huh?

Haha I get so pissed when she does that shit.

Complaint about companions: they can mirror you when you sneak and draw your weapon but they can't follow when you jump on something.



toggletoggle post by Randy Marsh nli at Nov 16,2011 12:52am
This game is great so far. Makes me wanna rim the sky.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 16,2011 7:37am
I had one of those down nights last night where I got like NOTHING done in this game even though I played for like 3-4 hours.

hate when that happens.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 16,2011 8:06am
Just go to another city



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 16,2011 8:20am
it wasnt that really...basically i took up the game invading a vampire cave for some mission....

I laid the smack down and completed that mission but then, without warning, I'm 3/4 of the way through another random mission and the sun comes up and I'm a fucking vampire...I had no idea so I had waited a bunch of different times and was deep into my vampirism so its a huge pain in the ass to un-do it so I went all the way back to my save from the day before and just skipped the vampire cave...that wasted like 3 hours. after all that BS I did like 2 tiny wack ass misc quests before I had to fall asleep.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 16,2011 8:21am
NOTHING WORSE THAN AN UNPRODUCTIVE DAY IN SKYRIM.

fuck off real world.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 16,2011 9:01am
Lol. At least you were mentally stimulated. Too bad there's no vibrating thumb sticks to make it physically stimulating.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 16,2011 9:07am
kid, youre obviously jelly of the vib thumb stick...you didnt get that sensation with your stupid mouse.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 16,2011 9:11am
I finally figured out that I don't have to be all 'you wanna mess brah?' with every fucking falmer I came across. They're just belligerent Stevie Wonders.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 16,2011 9:12am
What? I have a vibrating anal mouse.



toggletoggle post by Lydia at Nov 16,2011 10:43am
ehhh...



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 16,2011 10:55am
finally hoofed it to meet the greybeards. BADASS.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 16,2011 10:58am
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
it wasnt that really...basically i took up the game invading a vampire cave for some mission....

I laid the smack down and completed that mission but then, without warning, I'm 3/4 of the way through another random mission and the sun comes up and I'm a fucking vampire...I had no idea so I had waited a bunch of different times and was deep into my vampirism so its a huge pain in the ass to un-do it so I went all the way back to my save from the day before and just skipped the vampire cave...that wasted like 3 hours. after all that BS I did like 2 tiny wack ass misc quests before I had to fall asleep.


does being a vampire suck that bad, it takes a lot for me to reload a save...if i sunk 3 hours into it by then i'd just play with the cards i was dealt.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 16,2011 11:00am
i found a vampire cave but i didn't delve deep because the first real vampire was beating the shit out of me.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 16,2011 11:10am
it doesnt suck but it hinders your other questing and I havent even scratched the surface of questing....certian people wont talk to you, you get chased out of towns and shit...

Its the type of thing you wanna do after you've done like everything else in the game...then just wreak havok cause youve got nothing to lose.







toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 16,2011 1:14pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
it doesnt suck but it hinders your other questing and I havent even scratched the surface of questing....certian people wont talk to you, you get chased out of towns and shit...

Its the type of thing you wanna do after you've done like everything else in the game...then just wreak havok cause youve got nothing to lose.






yea in oblivion I love jumping from rooftop to rooftop and vampirizing niggaz. it sucks when you wanna fast travel and its day out though.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 16,2011 1:18pm
Fast travel? You fags fast travel?



toggletoggle post by Lydia at Nov 16,2011 1:19pm
You shouldn't be in here!



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 16,2011 1:26pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Fast travel? You fags fast travel?


I knew you were gonna say this.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 16,2011 1:32pm
I've lost all respect for you fast travelling maize eaters.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 16,2011 1:40pm
HAHAH I fast travel occasionally...when its a quick "give this letter to so and so" type of mission.

I always walk when its near by or in an area i dont frequent.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 16,2011 1:45pm
I only fast travel. No time to waste pissing on wolves.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 16,2011 1:56pm
walking a couple miles from A to B never works out the way you plan.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 16,2011 1:56pm
only riding a horse off of a mountain is real



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 16,2011 2:03pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Insert predictable generic elitist gamer comment here



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 16,2011 2:06pm
sometimes a seemingly easy stroll from this town to that cave or whatever can turn into the most frustrating non-stop barrage of stupid attacks and its so hard to stop and rest with no enemies around out in the wild.


I swear the higher your level goes up, the more random attacks take place which I think is wack. it should always stay the same.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Nov 16,2011 2:10pm
Only having maxed out Block perks and becoming the Juggernaut is real.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 16,2011 2:13pm
kill some dragons about it



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 16,2011 2:14pm
bears and cats sometimes make noise from far away so they can be easy to spot, but they're also sneaky motherfuckers. i find myself sneaking around if i have low visibility. remember if you know how to treat giants, they will help you. the attacks aren't really random but it depends on the area you're in (i.e. fields around whiterun, versus deep forest/away from roads)



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 16,2011 2:20pm
how do you treat giants? i havent fucked with one yet...i keep steering clear when i see them in the distance.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 16,2011 2:22pm
i remember in Morrowind you'd be strolling along and one of those stupid flying taradactyl looking things or like a fucking RAT would attack you and you'd fucking DIE (early on)...a fucking RAT! I'd be whacking it with a fucking mace repeatedly and it'd still kill me.

Glad they learned from that foolishness.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 16,2011 2:23pm
they're extremely territorial. don't walk under their feet. don't fuck with their mammoths. don't take their stuff. put your weapon away if you walk through their camp. i noticed at one of their camps there was some purple tree that they let me harvest some goo from.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Nov 16,2011 2:34pm
that wasn't a tree.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 16,2011 2:35pm
lol



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 16,2011 2:38pm
Roflcopter.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 16,2011 2:39pm
legit LOLing



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Nov 16,2011 3:49pm
Ok i caved, and got this sooner than i planned because I happened to be right next to the gamestop and figured i would renew my 5 dollar reservation. Its a great game, more addicting than i thought it would be. My only issues are predictably with the combat system. Its needs a lock on feature when you are close up. 3rd person is feels retarded even though i prefer that viewpoint usually. I wish there was some way to dodge and have it take stamina. Also does hitting someone in the head do more damage?



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 16,2011 3:55pm
the combat is no dark souls for sure. it is different. i don't like 3rd person in this game. it's possible to dodge attacks but you have to predict how their swing is going and you don't get a speed bonus, you just have to be damn good. head damage does do more. i guess there's a reason you can't lock on, you are just supposed to land your hits and you don't get any help. i could be wrong, but dodging might be a perk in one of the skill trees. i know decapitations are in the "two-handed" skill tree. i think there's a quick dodge in the "sneak" skill tree but i'm not sure what it does.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 16,2011 3:57pm
All of these answers are in the book.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 16,2011 4:09pm
i should have wrote that



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 16,2011 4:41pm
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]

Barbas the dog is a stellar tank. Fuck finishing the quest, I now have two followers.


Am I the only one abusing Barbas this way? 3 man party with indestructible doggy tank that never dies = ez mode.

Although the dog gets annoying as hell in close hallways.




toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 16,2011 4:50pm
haven't met that dog yet. probably tastes great.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Nov 16,2011 5:02pm
any follower I pick up always ends up walking in front of me and eating fiery death.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Nov 16,2011 6:38pm
The award for best Anti-Girlfriend videogame goes to Skyrim.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Nov 16,2011 8:03pm
Oh snap, I killed Mirmulnir and now I'm Mother Fuckin Dragon Born.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 16,2011 8:08pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
Oh snap, I killed Mirmulnir and now I'm Mother Fuckin Dragon Born.

Fas ro dah muthafucka.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 16,2011 10:48pm
I keep noticing it looks like enemies are yielding to me but I just kill them. Is this also explained in the guide?



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 16,2011 10:54pm
I've noticed that as well. You mean they'll say something like "I can't best you," and stay on there hands and knees? I slice those fuckers up anyways.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 16,2011 11:48pm
yea is there a way to accept their yield? Not that I would do a faggy thing like that, but a friend of mine... Lets call her Lisa S. No thats too obvious. L. Simpson was wondering because shes a dick head and thinks life is precious.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 16,2011 11:50pm
Anyone who thinks life is precious has no place in Skyrim.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 16,2011 11:50pm
But I don't know a way to accept their yield short of just... going somewhere else. ha.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 17,2011 12:03am
A quick search yielded this http://gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/35219/how-do-i-accept-a-yield

I guess bandits are prone to scumfuckery. Shocker, I know.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 17,2011 12:05am
burnsy said[orig][quote]
Anyone who thinks life is precious has no place in Skyrim.
ive killed so many people and stolen so much shit and no thieves guild or dark broz :( game needz moar WMDs



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 17,2011 12:08am
A couple dark cool story bros have tried to take me out already and the thieves guild is in Riften. Could definitely use a holy hand grenade or two.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 17,2011 9:33am
Finally Boston bound. Skyrim awaits. I've been such a shitty hero traveling for work.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 17,2011 9:35am
I've been such a shitty dragonburns fast-traveling for work.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 17,2011 9:35am
Thank goodness - Lydia won't shut the fuck up about you!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 17,2011 9:42am
Slaughtering snobby Thalmor elves ffw



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 17,2011 9:45am



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 17,2011 9:49am
i like how they formed the civil war and imperial conflicts. i chose to join the stormcloaks but don't support everything they stand for. such is life.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 17,2011 9:55am
Attn AndrewBastard, BlessedOffal

Click Ark's link a repeat the first sentence plz.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 17,2011 10:01am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Attn AndrewBastard, BlessedOffal

Click Ark's link a repeat the first sentence plz.


Yes, but be sure not to read the comments after, as most contain complaints about how badly broken the PC interface is, and how the game appears to be another console version ported to PC as far as interface, display, and graphics are concerned.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Nov 17,2011 10:04am
there's no doubt a few console genes that screw up the PC version. it's not THAT bad, not at all. i've noticed some quirks especially with the crafting windows.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 17,2011 10:04am
I've gotten used to the interface on PC. Looks way better than on console even before any tweaks. And I got a really good deal on it :!



toggletoggle post by sigh at Nov 17,2011 11:49am
Sabretooth tigers are annoying as fuck! Especially if there is more than one chasing you down.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 17,2011 11:55am
^^ yep



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 17,2011 12:09pm
just go to shroud hearth barrow, you get a shout that will make animals not attack you.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 17,2011 12:12pm
Leveling up skills is addicting. Ive been decapitating people now. Its awesome



toggletoggle post by sigh at Nov 17,2011 12:22pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
just go to shroud hearth barrow, you get a shout that will make animals not attack you.


I actually chose the power at the start to control animals but haven't been making use of it much. I'm trying to level up my conjuration so I can just summon a tank whenever I need one. Right now I can only conjure a familiar which is way too weak to do anything.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 17,2011 12:23pm
Summon a what?



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 17,2011 12:24pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
just go to shroud hearth barrow, you get a shout that will make animals not attack you.
is that the same one that gets them to help you, i haven't figured out how to use that yet.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 17,2011 12:24pm edited Nov 17,2011 12:25pm
Spells that haven't been invented yet INCLUDE:

I'm trying to level up my conjuration so I can just summon a tank whenever I need one.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 17,2011 12:31pm
PS: the nude patch sucks. The boobs and ass dont jiggle. DO NOT SUPPORT



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 17,2011 12:52pm
I just started using destruction and conjuration magic. Pretty fun when dual wielded with melee. I still love sneaking with the bow though. and now I dont have to bother with a heavy ass shield.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 17,2011 12:55pm
Sniping with a poisoned fire-damage bow with 3x damage while sneaking feels so good. Until some high level dude hits me with a giant mallet.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 17,2011 2:02pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Leveling up skills is addicting. Ive been decapitating people now. Its awesome


yeah my dude did like this gnarly jump-stab finishing move a-la brad pit in Troy. was epic.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 17,2011 3:03pm
so I'm lik e25 hours into this and have yet to see a single sign of any of those "standing stones." WTF



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 17,2011 3:03pm
DOUBLE YOU TEA FUCK



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 17,2011 3:05pm
sinistas said[orig][quote]
Can't wait for this or Reckoning (first game from Curt Schilling's 38 Studios)


also, churt schilling has a game studio? lolwut



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 17,2011 3:07pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
so I'm lik e25 hours into this and have yet to see a single sign of any of those "standing stones." WTF


That's because you fast travel.



...ohhhhhhhh!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 17,2011 3:08pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
sinistas said[orig][quote]
Can't wait for this or Reckoning (first game from Curt Schilling's 38 Studios)


also, churt schilling has a game studio? lolwut


Yea. He's a huge rpg nerd. I applied to his company but never heard back. The game they're making looks sick.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 17,2011 3:12pm
I wish there was a way to knock on locked doors.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 17,2011 3:14pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
so I'm lik e25 hours into this and have yet to see a single sign of any of those "standing stones." WTF


That's because you fast travel.



...ohhhhhhhh!


I mainly meant that because once I had logged over 100 hours in Oblivion and found damn near all the locations I didnt see the need to take 45 minutes walking from one place to another. I only use it occasionally now. I even cheated and looked up where one of the stones was and looked for 30 minutes and found nothing. I AM FAIL



toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Nov 17,2011 3:27pm
I climbed the mountain to the Gray beards and got my new yells. Now I'm on the quest they sent me on. I got rocked by giant spiders and a fire floor before I gave up last night. I hope I'm not moving to fast through the game withought improving my abilities.



toggletoggle post by sigh at Nov 17,2011 3:30pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Summon a what?


A "tank" meaning any character strong enough to take the AI's focus off of me and attack them instead for an extended period of time. Right now the AI will attack the summoned wolf I have but it gets hit like once and dies.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 17,2011 3:40pm
sigh said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Summon a what?


A "tank" meaning any character strong enough to take the AI's focus off of me and attack them instead for an extended period of time. Right now the AI will attack the summoned wolf I have but it gets hit like once and dies.


i hanvt come across any " ""s " as of yet.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 17,2011 3:47pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
I climbed the mountain to the Gray beards and got my new yells. Now I'm on the quest they sent me on. I got rocked by giant spiders and a fire floor before I gave up last night. I hope I'm not moving to fast through the game withought improving my abilities.


Run into the left corner, watch the small spiders die. The big spider is a bitch, but can be taken down with a spell easily. You can run from it too. But the horn aint there.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 17,2011 3:48pm
I wish I had 2 tvs so I could dual wield Skyrim with Dr. Who



toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Nov 17,2011 3:50pm
The horn isn't there? Fuck me. Lydia got taken out by two wizards for nothing. ....but I aint mad.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 17,2011 4:41pm
For the guy looking for the tank:

Go to Falkreath. Walk outside town and find the talking dog, Barbas.

Don't complete his quest.

You now have a completely invincible dog that draws aggro like mad and doesn't count as a follower. So not only is he the perfect tank, but you can still bring another follower along to make a nice little party.

I finally finished the dog quest, and was amazed at how much harder the game/combat got without him.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 17,2011 4:45pm
At one point I went outside and walked into the kitchen. Didn't realize there was a dragon outside. I heard the commotion and ran back into the living room to find I was completely unharmed, whilst the doggy and Lydia had fought the dragon without me and killed it on their own.




toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 17,2011 4:46pm
LOL thats awesome.



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Nov 17,2011 9:00pm
Was outside whiterun doors and saw a party of 4 people walking, went to talk to them and realized it says "hired thug" they proceeded to gang bang the shit out of my poor corpse. I decided to get lydia to help me after that....



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 17,2011 10:54pm
yea those hired thugs are bitches though, when you see em coming just sneak attack. the dark broz ass's are even easier.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 18,2011 12:12am
Lydia died during the first battle I took her into :|



toggletoggle post by frankovehell at Nov 18,2011 12:16am
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
yea those hired thugs are bitches though, when you see em coming just sneak attack. the dark broz ass's are even easier.


The spook assasins looking for the girl? Yeah i gotta kill them. I plan on being in the dark brother hood though cause im going with that sort of character. I'm only level 8.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 18,2011 12:28am
Good news though, because I just found the "Cats of Skyrim" book. Secret power: 100% sadness ward



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 18,2011 12:50am
Im gonna get the gf all drugged out on turkey and box wine til she passes out so I can play Skyrim all night.



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Nov 18,2011 5:40am
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
Im gonna get the gf all drugged out on turkey and box wine til she passes out so I can play Skyrim all night.


Oh its worse when your GF wants to PLAY the game so she wont leave you alone.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 18,2011 8:12am
my ex loved watching me play oblivion but didnt ever want to play which was cool.

I havent met this lydia bitch yet. Level 23 as of last night. Got a lot of work done and started a quest helping some dude find ancient Daedra artifacts from the Oblivion days. HAIL DAGON.

Layed the smack down on a dragon and found a silly sword: sword of cowardess or some shit...everyone i hit with it flees from the fight for 30 seconds hahah...its kinda stupid.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 18,2011 8:21am edited Nov 18,2011 8:22am
Any of you guys see the sanctuary yet? I had to get sap from a tree. It was beautiful. I took screen shots.

Ark, I upgraded it with the detailed faces and bodies patch. Do that up, they look way better. Only problem is that I had the nude patch and they dont agree. So right now the women have boobs that look like dirty skin with no nipples, and they have giant gaping assholes. LOL



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 18,2011 8:27am
I did the sanctuary...took me a while to figure out that I had to cut at the roots to get past.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 18,2011 8:31am
the ol' eldergleam tree? i didn't expect that place, that was awesome. haven't tried the n00ds yet.

i'm level 23 too. my girl likes watching RPGs. she only ever wants to play when there's butterflies or leeks to collect.

anybody who's done the companions quests, what's the first companions quest? they say they've given me work, but i forgot which quest they gave me! the only thing about the journal is it's not as detailed as it was in oblivion so it's easy to forget where you got quests from....



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 18,2011 8:41am
I dont even see a journal!? I've looked before... in oblivion you could re-read the conversation you just had, couldnt you?





toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 18,2011 8:43am edited Nov 18,2011 8:44am
Yes, I've been werewolfing it up for some time. I can't remember what the first mission was. lvl 20 here. I've yet to see any ebony or glass weapons yet.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 18,2011 8:47am
I found one ebony war axe...

no glass yet. only orc bows are real.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 18,2011 9:36am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Lydia died during the first battle I took her into :|


Lydia's been my main bitch, FOR AT LEAST THREE MONTHS.

In all seriousness though, she hasn't died on me. I only got about 16 hours in due to not being home this week but she's proven to be a badass companion thus far.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 18,2011 9:40am
FUCK LYDIA. Theres better people that fight with you.

you can marry her, though



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 18,2011 9:52am
I'm sure you're right. She's workin' out for me for now though. One day I'll dig a ditch and bury the bitch.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 18,2011 10:05am
Going through mage college (UMass Skyrim) missions so I can get J'zargo (a cat that's a master of destruction lol)



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 18,2011 10:06am
i need a mage companion.

andrew i guess the "journal" is just the quest log. i wish there was more detailed journals/logs like morrowind.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 18,2011 10:21am
If you want a mage companion, you can also get one by completing the Black Star quest. I recommend you do this quest RIGHT AWAY if you do enchanting or use enchanted weapons. After you complete it you get either the black star - a refillable, reusable black soul gem or the Azuras Star - same thing, but it's a white soul gem. - black traps humanoid souls, white traps animal/creature souls

If you choose the azuras star ending (turn in at the altar) you get to keep the mage woman there as a companion.

I cannot say enough - do this quest EARLY as the higher level you get - the final fight of the quest can be IMPOSSIBLE. And the soul gem can be a huge game changer for people looking to do enchants. With a common soul gem, for example, I can enchant my armor for +2 health. The same enchant with the black star gives me +33 health. And it's REUSABLE.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 18,2011 10:27am
burnsy said[orig][quote]
I'm sure you're right. She's workin' out for me for now though. One day I'll dig a ditch and bury the bitch.


Be aware - I've read online of at least two reports that it is possible
to have your house robbed by NPC's. Since learning this, I dismissed
Lydia and now she guards my house in whitecarl full time. Creepy thing
is, she has her own bedroom there but she hangs out in mine instead.
I think Lydia is into the inter-species sex thing. Once you go negro kitty,
you never go back.

Once you buy the house in Whiterun it will be her default home whether she's following you or not.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 18,2011 10:49am
I never buy houses either...am i missing out? I usually just stash shit in a chest in a cave or fortress that I clear out.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 18,2011 10:54am
Yes. Although I share an apt with 2 hipsters in Riften



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 18,2011 11:00am
petition to change Allston's name to Riften?



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 18,2011 11:15am
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
Im gonna get the gf all drugged out on turkey and box wine til she passes out so I can play Skyrim all night.


everyone missed the point




toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 18,2011 11:25am
I started buying houses after I read the warning from bethesda that the only
way to guarantee your shit doesn't disappear is to buy a house. I dunno if it's
intentional or a bug, but bethesda even put a warning in the manual this time
around saying that using containers you do not own can cause your shit to
disappear. I'm not taking that risk. I've probably got 10,000 in weapons
stashed in my house.

Also, having your own alchemy lab in your house, shelves filled with all
your books, a blacksmith next door, all my crafting goods, etc... is more
convenient to me than jumping town to town to get stuff done.

Now I just wish I could get an enchanting lab in the house, so I can stop having to run to Anise's cabin to get my enchanting done.

Also, DO NOT SELL YOUR CRAPPY WEAPONS WITHOUT ENCHANTING THEM FIRST.

Even using crappy lesser and petty gems, you can create an iron dagger
worth 10G, enchant it with a petty gem, and it will sell for 700G instead of
10G. In other words, take 100 iron ore, 100 leather/strips, and you can
craft 100 iron daggers, raise your skill like 50 points, enchant them, and
sell them for about 70,000G depending on your speechcraft. All for around
1000G in materials.

If you've been skipping or selling your shitty iron daggers and such, you're
losing out.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 18,2011 11:34am
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]

I havent met this lydia bitch yet. Level 23 as of last night.


WTF, isn't it one of the first quests in the main storyline?

You shouldn't veer off so quickly. The first few quests (graybeards, courier/black star quest, etc...) give you perks
that can be pretty integral as you level early on. For instance, the
black star wouldn't be nearly as useful once I was in elite armor and
done crafting/enchanting/leveling skills.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 18,2011 11:41am
i did the first few grey beards quests but know nothing of this black star quest youre talking about.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 18,2011 12:01pm
Trying to think of what happened.

I BELIEVE that when you do a shout outdoors the first time or something,
a courier brings you some sort of letter. Whatever it is, it puts Azura's temple
on my map. If you go there, you meet a mage who sends you on a daedric
quest chain that ends with you getting a daedric artifact - black star or Azuras
star.




toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 18,2011 12:03pm
Lydia quest is started I believe the first time you visit the Jarl in Whiterun.
When you arrive in town his soldier lady (lydia) tells him they saw a Dragon.
He asks you to follow her and help her fight the dragon since you have the
most experience with dragons. When you finish that quest he gives you Lydia.




toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 18,2011 12:06pm
he probably just either walked right by lydia, or said no when she asked to come with. I killed that bitch anyway.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 18,2011 12:06pm
I think I did that Lydia quest and then decline her invitation to join me?

I have tons of random notes from couriers I haven't read yet.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 18,2011 12:09pm
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
Trying to think of what happened.

I BELIEVE that when you do a shout outdoors the first time or something,
a courier brings you some sort of letter. Whatever it is, it puts Azura's temple
on my map. If you go there, you meet a mage who sends you on a daedric
quest chain that ends with you getting a daedric artifact - black star or Azuras
star.



Actually, I think I'm confusing a bunch of quests together.

SOMETHING put the temple on my map. And when I walked there it started
the quest. I think the courier thing was something else.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 18,2011 12:10pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
I think I did that Lydia quest and then decline her invitation to join me?

I have tons of random notes from couriers I haven't read yet.


Accept it. Even if you don't want her as a follower, she's like a free guard
dog for your house once you buy it. She's not a typical follower, she's a PRESENT. ;)






toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 18,2011 12:13pm
What is the max level in this one?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 18,2011 12:16pm
Devs said 50, with a theoretical (DLC) limit of 70, if I recall.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 18,2011 12:17pm
Fuck, FUCK fuck fuckity.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 18,2011 12:23pm
ok question for xboxers: you can have 2 preset weapon sets on your d-pad left and right by going to favorites and holding either left or right, but when I try to set two things, say flames and sword, to one direction it just does either one or the other, not both, so when i click left or right on the d pad it will quick switch to only one weapon instead of dual wielding. this seems like either Im doing something wrong or its just a huge game design flaw, because if you cant quick switch to a dual wield then whats the point? you quick switch to say a sword and you still have to open the menu to select a shield? WTF



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 18,2011 12:30pm
ur doin it wrong.

It's not for switching item sets. It's for, say, switching quickly to a weapon
with a Soul Trap enchant in time for the killing blow. Or say you're dual wielding
maces. You set your bow to left d-pad. Now you can hit one button and whip
out your bow, take a shot, then hit the same button and rush back in with your
maces in hand.




toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 18,2011 12:37pm
yea but if im dual wielding and i switch to bow, when i switch back its not dual wielding anymore, because it only lets you select one weapon per button



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 18,2011 12:54pm
nope, if you hit the button again it goes back to exactly what you had before.

If yours doesn't it's a bug.



toggletoggle post by Lydia at Nov 18,2011 12:55pm
YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE!



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 18,2011 1:03pm
yea I see it now. you can't set a specific dual wield, but whatever you were wielding last with the weapon/spell you have selected will show up.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 18,2011 1:08pm
I love getting a quest for something I've already done.

Questgiver: Go get me this artifact in some dangerous cavern.
Large Negro Kitty: You mean THIS artifact right here?
QG: Wow, you really are the shit, my man! Here, take my money!



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 18,2011 2:07pm
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
Trying to think of what happened.

I BELIEVE that when you do a shout outdoors the first time or something,
a courier brings you some sort of letter.


I got a letter from an interested party a while after I shouted the first time in Windhelm. Not sure if that's the same quest right now.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 18,2011 2:12pm
Guards are telling me to stop shouting, it's making people nervous.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 18,2011 2:16pm
only the BLACK HANDPRINT letter is real "WE KNOW"



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 18,2011 2:19pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
only the BLACK HANDPRINT letter is real "WE KNOW"


Haha I got that soon after I slaughtered the nice lady at the orphanage.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Nov 19,2011 11:57pm
Darkwater Pass, so sketchy.



toggletoggle post by bignig at Nov 20,2011 12:20am



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Nov 20,2011 10:44am
a lot of the dungeons are very Indiana Jones



toggletoggle post by sinistas at Nov 20,2011 10:56am
The courier quests give you "A Letter From A Friend" with locations of dungeons with new shout words. This is The Black Star: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:The_Black_Star



toggletoggle post by eye_hate_hipsters at Nov 20,2011 10:50pm
so i've learned some new words and killed a bunch of dragons but I can only use 2 shouts. what's the deal? i'm too lazy to look it up online



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 20,2011 11:06pm
eye_hate_hipsters said[orig][quote]
so i've learned some new words and killed a bunch of dragons but I can only use 2 shouts. what's the deal? i'm too lazy to look it up online


Had the same problem. Ark addressed it above but in the magic menu under shouts you hit x on the shout that's locked to spend a dragonsoul.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 20,2011 11:09pm
you have to collect dragon souls (by killing dragons) and then you can 'spend' them by hitting x. once you have a soul, go to shouts and highlight it and hit 'x' or whatever button it says to spend it on whatever shout you want to use.

also, I really like the dungeons in this game, MUCHHHHH less repetitive dungeon crawling than in oblivion. bravo, bethesda. but seriously, no repair skills and weapon durability? GAY



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Nov 21,2011 3:04am
Haha Drinking contest quest starting in whiterun funny as shit. Wake up across the world in some strange city. Got mad that the priestly types were making me clean up my mess that i made while black out drunk in their house so i proceed to pickpocket the head womens key and go into the inner secret area and steal religion artifacts, get caught , kill the priests, run through city laughing. This game is fun.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 21,2011 7:47am edited Nov 21,2011 7:49am
I mentioned that quest ^^^ up there. it turns into quite an ordeal...

also LOL at:

bignig said[orig][quote]




last night I got TONS of short-ass misc quests done including one where I had to eat another human being on a sacrificial alter. Before I said yes to taking a bite, I googled the mission because I didnt want it to turn me into a fucking zombie or someshit where I have to kill and eat people to survive the rest of the fucking game...

I had to follow blood splatters on the ground to search for clues.


also an annoying bug where I couldnt get out of this one dungeon. this gate was closed and I pull the chain and it wouldnt open...FINALLY i googled that too and it was a bug; had to turn the xbox off and back on. as SOON as it loaded, i pulled the chain and the gate opened right up. Weird.


also I cleared out the Lost Knife Cave right near the beginning of the game it was kind of challenging cause I was such a low level character at the time....last night some dude asked me to kill the leader of The Lost Knife cave so I look at the map and it says "CLEARED" right next to that cave but for some reason I had to go back there and all the dudes were BACK. I beat the shit out of that entire cave in like 2 mins cause I'm now a one hit wonder on these weak ass bandits but I still thought it odd that I had to clear it out a second time.



toggletoggle post by Martins at Nov 21,2011 7:55am
DUAL WIELD MACES. I have a Mace of Molag Bal (Exquisite) and an Ebony Mace (Epic) and I one hit almost everything. Giants ain't shit to me no more.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 21,2011 7:58am
I have 2 enchanted maces but both are only 14 damage.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 21,2011 8:36am
I can't believe Martins is talking about a game that's primarily 1st person.
Just found my first ebony and glass items last night. The glass armor looks pretty sweet.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 21,2011 9:10am
almost level 31. i found the secret of red eagle's tomb. i'm becoming a surgeon with two handers. despite this, some enemies are CRAZY hard (i'm playing on expert). i just found the secret of red eagle's tomb and some insane ebony armor with stamina regen. but if i wasn't able to go werewolf and toss red eagle around like a ragdoll, while my mage companion blasted him 1,000 times, i could not have stood up to him in melee combat. no way.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 21,2011 9:15am
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
MUCHHHHH less repetitive dungeon crawling than in oblivion.


yeah, i was surprised they could even pull this off. it's a given that you're going to mostly explore ancient nord ruins, so i figured they would look the exact same everywhere. NOT SO. i've found one dwarven ruin so far too. couldn't beat the last robot motherfucker in it yet.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 21,2011 9:44am
Anyone run into an electromancer yet? By dicks on high, I must have died 20 times.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 21,2011 9:49am
I'm level 25 as of last night...

I'm only playing on the medium difficulty though. I dont know how you're doing it on the hardest level. There are some enemies on the medium level that can hit me TWICE and I'm done.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 21,2011 9:57am
it's not even the hardest setting, i think "master" is. i was going for a high survivability build from the start, with heavy armor and restoration magic. i have NO IDEA how i could have made it this far in the game without the fighter/cleric build.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 21,2011 10:01am
Any of you own houses yet?
I have 8000 gold, thinking about getting one. Most expensive one is 20000 I think, in Solitude.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 21,2011 10:03am
i have the one in whiterun. i'm going for the one in windhelm right now so i can be ulfric's thane, bitchez



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 21,2011 10:05am
I just got the one in Whiterun, but I think it's time to get another. I have like, 24,000 septims.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 21,2011 10:06am
I have like 15k but haven't even seen a house for sale...do I have to talk to someone? I stashed my shit in an abandoned shack. its probably all gone.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 21,2011 10:06am
How did you get that much, alx?



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 21,2011 10:07am
i've spent a lot on leveling up skills. that more than anything. i'd have a bazillion sovereign septim pieces if it weren't for that.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 21,2011 10:09am
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
I have like 15k but haven't even seen a house for sale...do I have to talk to someone?


if you've done some quests for a jarl, talk to his steward. usually they would tell you "i will now let you buy a house in the city" after you complete stuff for them



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 21,2011 10:10am
I just barely ever spend money....what do you need to spend it on?

Besides soul gems and the occasional potion, I find/steal all my armor/weapons...

I dont think I've PURCHASED a single piece of armor or weaponry...



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 21,2011 10:12am
I loot like a motherfucker. I would have way more but my game is suffering the thieves guild glitch which prevents me from getting a fence for all the stolen shit. The next patch will fix this.

My character is focused on archery, sneak, destruction magic, and one handed, currently level 26 and kicking ass with J'zargo.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 21,2011 10:13am
skill training, smithing and enchanting supplies, and a house. you never need to buy gear.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 21,2011 10:14am
I think I have a fence in the thieve guild...some broad. but I dont steal much...most of my gold is just from adventuring and looting dead bodies/chests etc.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 21,2011 10:17am
I've done nothing but loot. I've spent a great deal on leveling up, though.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 21,2011 10:20am
skill leveling above 50 gets damn expensive. And I'm still referring to Allston as Riften to everyone, even if they don't play the game.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 21,2011 10:23am
lower allston = grey alley



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 21,2011 10:32am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
skill leveling above 50 gets damn expensive. And I'm still referring to Allston as Riften to everyone, even if they don't play the game.


it all started on facebook.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 21,2011 10:33am
I haven't gotten to play nearly ad much as I've wanted. Currently at level 15 and doing a bunch of dark brotherhood quests. Pretty lucrative thus far.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 21,2011 11:00am
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
I just barely ever spend money....what do you need to spend it on?

Besides soul gems and the occasional potion, I find/steal all my armor/weapons...

I dont think I've PURCHASED a single piece of armor or weaponry...


dude dont buy soul gems, just rob the arch mage of the college in winterhold. I got like 25 greater soul gems filled with souls. I havnt really spent much money either, except on training for skills.

Im playing on a hard difficulty and am lvl 20. they made melee a bit harder in this one, because Ill be acein' niggaz left and right and then one big two-handed-hammer-wielding cat will hit me and Ill just fall into a pile of jello. I still say they shouldve gave you some kind of quick switch thing.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 21,2011 11:02am
with a controller you can hold right or left on the Dpad to store weapon sets. haven't actually tried this



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 21,2011 11:03am
yea I know, but it doesnt work very well.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 21,2011 11:54am
I havent tried that witht he D-Pad unless youre talking about the "favorites" option...I used that for like a few hours when I first started...now I just do it the long way



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 21,2011 12:01pm
I use the favorites but the quickswitch is only 1/4 as useful as it coulda been if theyd done it right. like ill be using my bow and get rushed so ill hit the button to quick switch to melee but for some reason, only my weapon comes up so I still have to go into the menu and get the shield out. its not a huge deal but it makes it alot more tedious than it needed to be. they coulda gotten rid of the third person view, made it so you can see your char in the menu, and made the right stick button a quick switch menu.



toggletoggle post by a turkey loyalist at Nov 21,2011 12:02pm
FUCK YOU CONSOLE LOSERS



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 21,2011 12:08pm
Fake Aril



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 21,2011 12:17pm
I wouldve totally prefered this on the computer, however, i have a shitty 5 year old laptop with a bare bones video card and no sound card. I do however have an xbox 360 that i got for 60 bucks and a giant HDMI tv.

Right now I'm dual wielding a cheeseburger and a beer before leaving for work in an hour.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Nov 21,2011 12:17pm
Gonna try to get deep into enchanting one handed weapons while focusing on magic and a little bit of archery



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 21,2011 12:21pm
good luck focusing on "magic" bro



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 21,2011 12:27pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
u "magic" bro



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 21,2011 12:48pm edited Nov 21,2011 1:28pm
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
Gonna try to get deep into enchanting one handed weapons while focusing on magic and a little bit of archery


ITT: try to get good at all the stuff you should try to get good at



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Nov 21,2011 1:49pm
Errr destruction, healing and conjuration



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 21,2011 2:03pm
I'm surprised you're not into the art of illusion. Since you like keeping it fresh, and all.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Nov 21,2011 2:09pm
The only thing that interests me about illusion is invisibility



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 21,2011 2:13pm
magic is for hipsters.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 21,2011 2:16pm
I haven't messed too much with magic except fire spells have been very helpful with frost trolls (duh). In oblivion I never really fucked with magic except for unlock spells.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 21,2011 2:19pm
I just received an angry text about stating magic is for hipsters. oh no.



toggletoggle post by Martins at Nov 21,2011 2:21pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I can't believe Martins is talking about a game that's primarily 1st person.
Just found my first ebony and glass items last night. The glass armor looks pretty sweet.


Haha I've been playing Battlefield 3 on PC too. WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!?!?!

Seriously Skyrim is great. I can't wait to get home tonight get those last 8 levels in smithing and make me some epic dragon armor.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 21,2011 2:31pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I just received an angry text about stating magic is for hipsters. oh no.


HA!



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 21,2011 2:35pm
i never smith



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 21,2011 2:38pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
i never smith


upgrade your weapons and armour



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 21,2011 3:00pm
i never pick up the ignots or whatever theyre called when I see them...



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 21,2011 3:04pm
I had a blade sword that had an attack power of 27 or so. Upgraded it and it had 33. Just sayin



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 21,2011 3:05pm
take all that cash you got and invest in smithing. smith the hell out of everything. you use weapons and armor, you should be smithing. get a pickaxe and mine ore veins you come across. pick up every ingot you see.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 21,2011 3:21pm
Level 95 in Nirnroot. Mad biddies up in my shit.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 21,2011 3:28pm
hmmm

ok

tonight is devoted to smithing all my gear. too bad cause I already sold of some "fine bracers of smithing"



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 21,2011 3:30pm
"fine bracers of steve smithing"



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 21,2011 3:48pm
LIKE^



toggletoggle post by Martins at Nov 21,2011 3:48pm
Oh you guys, my maces are in the 80s each. I'm also level like 80-something with one handedz. My Mace of Molag Bal also fills soul gems if I kill the enemy in under 3 seconds... which is pretty much everyone. It was an awesome mission to get that mace too.



toggletoggle post by Martins at Nov 21,2011 3:49pm
by mission, i mean quest



toggletoggle post by public masturbater at Nov 21,2011 3:50pm
80?? How did you get them that high?
-Alx_Casket



toggletoggle post by Martins at Nov 21,2011 3:56pm
My maces? Smithing. Epic ebony mace and and exquisite molag bal.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 21,2011 4:06pm
lol @aril signing his anon posts as me



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 21,2011 9:36pm
Smithing is easy to level.

Every day, the chick and guy blacksmith couple at whiterun have fresh ingots and
leather in their inventories. Every time I finish a quest, I sell all my loot and then
buy out every scrap they both have. Go forge iron daggers (1 ingot, 1 leather).
Then ENCHANT THE DAGGERS!!!! You'll level your smithing in no time, and your
enchanting will increase right along with it. Bonus? Each dagger with enchants
will sell for something like 600G.

It shouldn't be expensive. You should be profiting like a motherfucker off smithing.
The trick is the enchants. It raises the price from 10G to 600G.




toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 21,2011 9:40pm
Should mention - fire enchant on the daggers is what gets me 600G. Any size gem
will give you the same enchant strength/value. Unlike armor enchants, which get
stronger with stronger gems. So you can do this with a bunch of shitty petty gems.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 21,2011 9:47pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
i never pick up the ignots or whatever theyre called when I see them...


Mining or looting will take forever. Just buy them. Only craft shitty iron daggers to start.
They require the least materials, so you can level your skills FAST. Then, you can
pretty much level the shit out of any weapon or armor you want.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 21,2011 9:57pm
Large Negro Kitty is the best poster this board has ever had.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 21,2011 10:10pm
No, Fake ARIL is way cooler.


oops...



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 21,2011 10:16pm
...



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 21,2011 10:17pm
oh, wait. For burnsy:

......



toggletoggle post by Lydia at Nov 21,2011 10:29pm
Huh?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 21,2011 10:31pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
oh, wait. For burnsy:

......




amidoinitrite?



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 21,2011 10:38pm
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
i never pick up the ignots or whatever theyre called when I see them...


Mining or looting will take forever. Just buy them. Only craft shitty iron daggers to start.
They require the least materials, so you can level your skills FAST. Then, you can
pretty much level the shit out of any weapon or armor you want.


i havnt even come across a single enchantment yet. how are you people leveling so damn fast? christ ive logged like 27 hours and apparently im not even a lvl 2 nerd



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 21,2011 11:55pm
You learn enchantments by disenchanting enchanted stuff. All the shitty low level daggers, maces, etc... with enchantments can be disenchanted, and then you know how to do that enchantment to stuff. So the first time I find an item with a new enchantment, I don't use it, I just disenchant it.




toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 22,2011 12:00am

If you've logged 27 hours and you're level 2, you likely have a shit-ton of level ups. Have you gone into your skills menu and leveled? I've got like 40 hours or something and just hit level 29.

When you can level up, you actually have to go in and level up.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 22,2011 12:03am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
oh, wait. For burnsy:

......


lolwut?!



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 22,2011 12:06am
haha now I get it. Thanks.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 22,2011 7:38am
I accidently joined the imperial legion last night and part of the quest is wearing their armor. F THAT. My thieves guild armor is the bomb digs.

the legion guards keep being like "now you can change out of those rags" when I walk by. FUCK YOUR ARMOR.

Also, I had an EPIC "FINISH HIM" style kill on a dragon last night where I was like riding its head and jammed my sword through its skull from the top.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 22,2011 7:39am
Only my daily morning skyrim progress updates are real. Also I'm level 23 still.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 22,2011 8:39am
Imperial? I am dissapoint.



toggletoggle post by timma at Nov 22,2011 8:44am
I'm gonna go ahead and say the only thread with more pages than this one is the Neverending Thread of Death.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 22,2011 8:47am
hahahaha youre right. Let's beat that



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 22,2011 8:52am
yeah fuck off imperials... only storm cloaks are real.

Whatever. I'll do the imperial quests then kill their Jarls and move on to storm cloaks.


I hope all the storm cloak kingdoms dont immediately attack me now that I'm a sworn imperial. I dont have the armor on so maybe they wont know.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 22,2011 8:58am
Most of the guards know I'm in the dark brotherhood. They go, "Psst I know who you are. Hail sithis."



toggletoggle post by FacebookTrolle at Nov 22,2011 9:09am
You don't like the old tyme trolls huh?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 22,2011 9:13am
xmikex identified as simpsons troll



toggletoggle post by FacebookTrolle at Nov 22,2011 9:15am
D'oh!



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 22,2011 9:34am
Dark Brotherhood - is this the quest if I bring the "unusual gem" to get appraised?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 22,2011 9:37am
There are over 20 unusual gems littered across Skyrim, Alx. They all make a crown. Kind of like collecting the Secret Seashells in Zelda: Link's Awakening.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 22,2011 9:37am
That's thieves guild. At least the person who told me what the unusual gem was was in the thieves guild. I don't know if anyone else would have appraised it.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 22,2011 9:37am
i think thats thieves guild. DBH is different...its a murder club hahah



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 22,2011 9:39am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Zelda: Link's Awakening.

Seriously my favorite game growing up.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 22,2011 9:42am
in skyrim life, i am now the thane of whiterun and the wielder of the ghostblade. they call me bonebreaker. in real life, the registration on my car is completely fucked. i ain't even mad.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 22,2011 9:43am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
There are over 20 unusual gems littered across Skyrim

And yes, I believe there are 24. Something to do with Barenziah.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 22,2011 9:44am
i'm also the thane of windhelm. that's right.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 22,2011 9:45am
a lot of the books in the game relate to quests or locations in ways i didn't expect. i've gotten a few quests from books.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 22,2011 9:46am
ark said[orig][quote]
i'm also the thane of windhelm. that's right.

Do you get another housecarl for being the thane there?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 22,2011 9:48am
burnsy said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Zelda: Link's Awakening.

Seriously my favorite game growing up.

Mine too



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 22,2011 9:48am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
There are over 20 unusual gems littered across Skyrim, Alx. They all make a crown. Kind of like collecting the Secret Seashells in Zelda: Link's Awakening.


Wait, you think I'm Alx? Dissapointed...




toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 22,2011 9:58am
burnsy said[orig][quote]
ark said[orig][quote]
i'm also the thane of windhelm. that's right.

Do you get another housecarl for being the thane there?


ulfric said so, but i stopped playing right there so i haven't checked it out yet.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 22,2011 10:18am
Just found my first Dwarven ruin. I was so worried when people said the guardian guys were tough. HA! One shotting everything in sight. And the loot is great in the dwarven ruins - sucky part is I didn't realize the chests were chests until about halfway through the dungeon. They look like decorations, not chests.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 22,2011 10:20am
I envy those who can play during the day.



toggletoggle post by Will Skyrim at Nov 22,2011 10:23am
So, apparently I missed Clavicus Vile's mask because I assumed the Rueful Axe was the Daedric artifact in "A Daedra's Best Friend" quest. I already saved over that particular save so there is no going back. My question is, is it possible to still get the achievement? I've read somewhere that it might be possible to miss one and still get the achievement but I can't find a solid, confirmed answer on this. The one thing I have going for me is that I have both the Ring of Hircine and the Saviour's Hide from the "Ill Met by Moonlight" quest. i whisted for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the irror
if anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought nah, forget it yo home to bel-air! i-pulled- up tp a house about seven or eight i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later looked at my kingdom i was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 22,2011 11:17am
anyone do Bards Leap?

shits fun as hell. Plus you get to lay the smackdown on 3 halpins..i mean hagravens.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 22,2011 11:44am
Think I started that chain, but I'm not doing it right now. I know I made it to the bard college and had to help write a poem with some dude. Then he forced me to listen to him read the whole thing.




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 22,2011 11:47am
I did a mission in Riften about recovering a stolen horse. I did all the tasks but the quest won't go away. It also won't locate it on the map. Glitch, I think.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 22,2011 11:48am
seriously I get nothing done in this game because I just get baked and look at stuff. this is the first game ive ever played on a big ass HDTV cuz I used to just have my shitty 24" tube tv from like 96, so I can't get over how good everything looks. Instead of doing quests I'm just wandering around going 'woooooooooahhhhh mayyyyyyyyyannnnnnnnnn, look at those epic treeeeeeees mayyyyyyyyyan'



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 22,2011 11:52am
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
seriously I get nothing done in this game because I just get baked and look at stuff.


blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
seriously I get nothing done in this game because I just get baked and look at stuff.


blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
seriously I get nothing done in this game because I just get baked and look at stuff.


blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
seriously I get nothing done in this game because I just get baked and look at stuff.


blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
seriously I get nothing done in this game because I just get baked and look at stuff.


blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
seriously I get nothing done in this game because I just get baked and look at stuff.



This is the life of the Large Negro Kitty.

This game is the best thing that's happened to marijuana since fire.







toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 22,2011 11:58am
Indeed



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 22,2011 12:09pm
If you don't mind cheating:

I needed 2 more levels in restoration to get a perk, so I stripped naked and jumped up and down in a smith's forge while healing myself. Got my two levels.

Bonus - the entire town gathered around to watch, comment, and bob their heads in unison. Looked like a typical Metal thursday. Especially the guy saying "you should really try putting your clothed on before you leave the house next time".




toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 22,2011 12:17pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I did a mission in Riften about recovering a stolen horse. I did all the tasks but the quest won't go away. It also won't locate it on the map. Glitch, I think.


this happens to me sometimes...

also, you knopw how it'll say "cleared" next to caves and forts you've wiped out? It says that on a a bunch of mine but there are others that I have COMPLETELY emptied out and it still doesnt say "cleared" next to it...it annoys me because I honestly want to try to do EVERYTHING in this game.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 22,2011 12:22pm
I feel lost. I am level 30, with pretty even stamina, health, and magick. I dual wield maces, wear heavy armor, and use a lot of destruction and restoration spells. Where should I be spending the rest of my shit, on stamina, health, or magic? I think I'm somewhere between 200-300 on all 3 right now.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 22,2011 12:28pm
I always opt for magicka when the rest is feeling comfortably sufficient.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 22,2011 3:25pm
Patch 1.2 will be released after Thanksgiving.

There is a new 1.2 Patch coming up. Plus a very big DLC with a new Main Quest as big as the Skyrim Dragon Chronicle Quest, details regarding the DLC are not yet known.

Regarding the 1.2 Patch, there have been a few details claiming what “might” be included. Here is a small list:

1. Missing Horse, Minion and Ally Health will be restored and shown on the hud.
2. Fast Travel Options will be enhanced.
3. Minor Lagging for ATI Graphic cards with Quality set to High or Ultimate will be enhanced.
4. Missing Passive Spells and Effects timers will be restored and shown on the hud.
5. Fix the issue with AMD Drivers where Blue Screen of Death Appeared for PC users.
6. Improve world load processing, reducing the number of lags when many new particles appear.
etc . . .

This was as much as we could provide from our Bethesda Insider, if more news comes up will post, or update the news.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 22,2011 3:27pm
...and yet, Mammoths still fall from the sky.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 22,2011 3:29pm
Problem?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 22,2011 3:32pm
Yes.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Nov 22,2011 3:45pm



toggletoggle post by Wolfenstein at Nov 22,2011 3:49pm
[QUOTE="Large%20Negro%20Kitty:1254903"had to help write a poem with some dude. Then he forced me to listen to him read the whole thing.


well I can see why this fucking game is so popular......



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 22,2011 3:56pm
Wolfenstein said[orig][quote]

well I can see why this fucking game is so popular......


HE MAD EVERYBODY



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 22,2011 3:57pm
Wolfenstein said[orig][quote]
[QUOTE="Large%20Negro%20Kitty:1254903"had to help write a poem with some dude. Then he forced me to listen to him read the whole thing.


well I can see why this fucking game is so popular......


Too many periods. Troll identified.



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Nov 22,2011 4:02pm
A full world Elder Scrolls game will happen some day...



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 22,2011 4:12pm
frankovhell said[orig][quote]
A full world Elder Scrolls game will happen some day...


Take acid and run around with a sword.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 22,2011 4:13pm
burnsy said[orig][quote]
Wolfenstein said[orig][quote]
[QUOTE="Large%20Negro%20Kitty:1254903"had to help write a poem with some dude. Then he forced me to listen to him read the whole thing.


well I can see why this fucking game is so popular......


Too many periods. Troll identified.


Does that mean it was a girl?

badaching!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 22,2011 4:14pm
ALL YOU KVLT FAGS DONT KNOW WHAT TRUE DARKNESS IS



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 22,2011 4:15pm
BA-ZING!



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 22,2011 4:25pm
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
I know I made it to the bard college and had to help write a poem with some dude. Then he forced me to listen to him read the whole thing.



did this one too...so silly. I always chose the silliest lines.



toggletoggle post by RedgaurdsOFDOOM at Nov 22,2011 8:38pm



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Nov 22,2011 9:33pm
frankovhell said[orig][quote]
A full world Elder Scrolls game will happen some day...


OLD NEWS



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Nov 22,2011 9:34pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
I know I made it to the bard college and had to help write a poem with some dude. Then he forced me to listen to him read the whole thing.



did this one too...so silly. I always chose the silliest lines.





toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 22,2011 10:21pm



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 22,2011 11:33pm
Just learned a shout from a wall of the dark brotherhood sanctuary called "Marked for Death." This should be fun.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 23,2011 7:37am
hahah LOL at that bear video....what the shit.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 23,2011 7:40am
only one quest last night but it took me like 1.5 hours...had to rescue some wizard in a HUGE camp of forsworn...the whole time an Elder Dragon was fucking shit up.

Once I killed off the forsworn it took like 15 mins to kill that dragon with arrows...my bow is enchanted and does 21 damage but still it was tedious as hell.



also, anyone do that crazy nightmare quest in the wing of blue palace where you get the Wabajack as a weapon? shits bananas.



toggletoggle post by wat at Nov 23,2011 8:10am
burnsy said[orig][quote]
Just learned a shout from a wall of the dark brotherhood sanctuary called "Marked for Death." This should be fun.
I just found another word for that in a random cave. CURSE.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 23,2011 12:32pm
yesterday was the first day since it came out that I didnt play skyrim. it was awful. I had to talk to my gf and everything.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 23,2011 12:34pm
wat said[orig][quote]
burnsy said[orig][quote]
Just learned a shout from a wall of the dark brotherhood sanctuary called "Marked for Death." This should be fun.
I just found another word for that in a random cave. CURSE.

Any idea of the general location? The shout is pretty weak with the one word.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Nov 24,2011 10:57am



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Nov 24,2011 11:02am
I thought it was a flight simulator!



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Nov 24,2011 11:15am
havent played in 24 hours....stuck in NYC for turkey day. FUCK MY LIFE and this gay parade.




toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 24,2011 12:12pm
skyrimmed since 10am, leaving now, back for more thankskyrimming by 5.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 24,2011 12:25pm
Fuck Thanksgiving Dinner. I'm having roast Skeever at my house in Winterhelm.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 24,2011 12:29pm
http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim-te...nd-other-homo-erotic-sex-maneuvers/

Ohmygodlolololololo

Love how he confuses Bethesda and Blizzard, Skyrim and WoW.




toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 24,2011 12:31pm
"When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations."



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 24,2011 2:05pm
hahahaha @ ark logging in 94 hours of this game in 2 weeks.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 24,2011 5:26pm
lol @ people wasting time with your families right now. RIM TIL DEATH



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Nov 24,2011 5:46pm
RIM TIL DETH



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 24,2011 6:12pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
hahahaha @ ark logging in 94 hours of this game in 2 weeks.


I honestly havnt logged all that many hours, because the times I have to play are like 1-2 hour windows, and, as we all know, noone plays skyrim for 1-2 hours at a time.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Nov 24,2011 6:15pm
i dont know how to determine how many hours ive played



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 24,2011 6:19pm
I TOLD YOU ITS UNDER THE SAVE/LOAD MENU



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Nov 24,2011 6:22pm
ill look when i get home. RIM 4 LIFE



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 24,2011 6:27pm
RIM 4 LYFE
RIM TIL DETH



toggletoggle post by lost ark at Nov 24,2011 7:42pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
hahahaha @ ark logging in 94 hours of this game in 2 weeks.

i've been treating this shit like the olympics. actual playing time is ~60. level 34 and have been losing sleep in dungeons lately. i'm trying to switch from being warrior to thief and it's going nicely. been drinking with the ark family all day and now it's time to PLAY



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 24,2011 9:29pm
Level 35. Can't check playtime as I'm watching a movie. But my mind is in skyrim.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 24,2011 9:31pm
Me and lydia are decked out in full dragon armor. Maxxed out smithing. I one hit most everything. In fact, I now have a problem with lydia killing everything before I get to hit it at all.



toggletoggle post by Martins at Nov 24,2011 9:51pm
Daedric Armor > Dragon Armor FACT



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 24,2011 10:02pm
running around naked killing everything > any armor



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 24,2011 10:16pm
Cicero is such a faggot.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 24,2011 10:21pm
I skipped over daedric armor. Went at it from the other side of the skill tree.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 24,2011 11:17pm
Fortified archery head to toe, level 30 with a glass bow. Master of sneak, unstoppable.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Nov 25,2011 4:34am
damn it! I need a new TV so I can play this!



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 25,2011 8:25am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
running around naked killing everything > any armor
playing on master and getting wrecked left and right > no challenge at all



toggletoggle post by ca_va_faire_une_maudite_poutin at Nov 25,2011 2:24pm



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 26,2011 1:15pm
Level 35 (again - had to backtrack).


Question: I have 60,000 Gold. What the fuck do I buy with it?



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 26,2011 1:17pm
Im pretty sure the toughest enemies in this game are bears.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 26,2011 1:20pm
Investment perk is worth it. One vendor took 500G from me. Now every other day he's got 10,000G in his inventory. So much easier than bouncing to a million different vendors.




toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 26,2011 1:21pm
Bears are really easy. The cats are a little tougher.

If you have trouble with bears, stay out of dwarven ruins. Trust the negro kitty. You're gonna hate dwarven centurion masters.




toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 26,2011 1:38pm
I don't have a problem with them, Im just sayimng I kill everything no problem, dragons barely hurt me, trolls, etc, but it takes me like 5 minutes to kill a bear for some reason.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 26,2011 2:12pm
I haven't died on days. I kill bears like butter melts.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 26,2011 2:26pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I haven't died on days. I kill bears like butter melts.





toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 26,2011 2:44pm edited Nov 26,2011 2:45pm
Lvl 30 all exquisite glass armor, maxed out one handed and pretty good restoration.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 26,2011 3:09pm
I'm loving the stormcloak rebellion. the siege on whiterun was killer, mainly because I did it later on in the game and was a high level so I just kinda walked in like I was darth vader burning all the guards one hit style.
fuck the empire.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 26,2011 3:28pm
A tip:

Lydia/companions -

1) if you target them from a little ways away and hold X, it will enter command mode instantly (instead of having to talk to her first).

2) Companions HAVE NO CARRYING LIMIT, as long as you tell them to pick it up!

Only think is, sometimes when you do this the loot will show up as stolen. (i.e. - having lydia take all from a chest, etc...) so you cannot vend it without the appropriate perk or a fence.




toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 26,2011 3:29pm
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
I'm loving the stormcloak rebellion. the siege on whiterun was killer, mainly because I did it later on in the game and was a high level so I just kinda walked in like I was darth vader burning all the guards one hit style.
fuck the empire.


What initiates this quest? Sounds like a lot of fun.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 26,2011 3:53pm
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
I'm loving the stormcloak rebellion. the siege on whiterun was killer, mainly because I did it later on in the game and was a high level so I just kinda walked in like I was darth vader burning all the guards one hit style.
fuck the empire.


What initiates this quest? Sounds like a lot of fun.
you just have to join the stormcloak rebellion its like the third quest in after youve become a stormcloak. Talk to the jarl in windhelm



toggletoggle post by Martins at Nov 26,2011 4:30pm
I raped all the stormcloaks as part of the imperial legion.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 27,2011 3:07pm
me riding invisible horse




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 27,2011 4:12pm
interracial skyrimsex




toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Nov 27,2011 4:16pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
interracial skyrimsex



haha wut?



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Nov 27,2011 4:44pm
just started playing this. i made a kitty person. fuck you. i'll steal your shit. i'm also black.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 27,2011 5:31pm
Spaldino said[orig][quote]
just started playing this. i made a kitty person. fuck you. i'll steal your shit. i'm also black.


Large Negro Kitty?



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 27,2011 5:35pm
got 20,000 for assassinating a high profile target. Still only at level 21. I've always leveled pretty slowly in the ES games.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 27,2011 5:59pm
Just got an ebony bow. All the relevant archery perks, high sneak, and light armor enchanted with fortify archery skills = master sniper



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 27,2011 6:26pm
ebony gets outdated pretty quickly.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 27,2011 6:29pm
I got an elven frost damage bow. My sneak is 55 but I have an amulet that increases sneak 20% and a jester hat which fortifies sneak by 35%. I killed a dude undetected when I was right in front of him. Hide ya kids hide ya wife.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 27,2011 6:31pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
ebony gets outdated pretty quickly.


Huh?

Also - spaldino, welcome my negro kitty brother. /secret handshake.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Nov 27,2011 6:36pm
i cant fucking kill this red eagle dude...he's like 2 hits and im DONE.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 27,2011 6:47pm
AndrewBastard%20NLI said[orig][quote]
i cant fucking kill this red eagle dude...he's like 2 hits and im DONE.

Haven't found him yet. Have you tried using the unrelenting force shout to stun him? That's worked really well against powerful enemies.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Nov 27,2011 7:21pm
i finally beat him and got a pretty ridiculous sword....the one he was using on me 36 damage plus 10pts of fire



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Nov 27,2011 7:25pm
ok so finally bought a home a whiterun and i go inside and guess who's hanging out in there waiting for me? LYDIA! first time ive ever used a companion.

52 hours in - level 29



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 27,2011 7:27pm
I got an elven greatsword that's pretty boss. 41 Damage plus soultrap if killed in 7 seconds.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Nov 27,2011 7:32pm
i have a bow that automatically soul traps....pretty key item. i always finish off my enemies with it.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 27,2011 7:47pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
ebony gets uneducated and lazy pretty quickly.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Nov 27,2011 7:49pm
I dunno. Those redguards are quite persistent in catching that traitor bitch in whiterun.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 27,2011 7:51pm
AndrewBastard%20NLI said[orig][quote]
i finally beat him and got a pretty ridiculous sword....the one he was using on me 36 damage plus 10pts of fire


the stormcloaks give you a sword that does 27 dmg +25 fire dmg kinda early on. but youre a traitorous imperial



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 27,2011 8:00pm
My ebony mace and sword do around 90 damage each with enchants.




toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Nov 27,2011 8:18pm
Yeah dude...i think i fought on the OPPOSiTE side as you during that siege you mentioned earlier... had to protect the kingdom during an attack...it was wicked easy,



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 27,2011 8:42pm
Superior Ebony bow plus enchants = 62 damage plus 15 fire damage. Having the master of destruction cat roll in on people is worth it mainly because of his ridiculous moustache. Just bought a house in Riften, it came with some spiteful woman named Iona. I left her cooking me a stew that I will not eat, let her contemplate her demeanor by her lonesome. Level 32



toggletoggle post by Martins at Nov 27,2011 8:56pm
Level 99 one handed with legendary ebony and daedric maces and a bunch of shit with fortify one handed stacked to about 50% bonus. I rape everything. Need to give myself another difficulty boost up to master.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Nov 27,2011 9:40pm
my screen keeps going black while i play this game. im well within the minimum specs for the game. it recommends that i use high settings. i ran low because i wanted to be safe. a lot of other people are having the same problem as me. people with better graphics cards than me. it seems to be a semi-common problem. i am really sad.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Nov 28,2011 11:23am
editted the .ini file to manually turn off vsync... got to play through the first dragon enounter without my screen shitting out. epic as fuck.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 28,2011 11:32am
that sucks. it seems like every problem i've had with the game, i've been able to find a fix somewhere. hit some random quest bugs here and there that had solutions.

i've been playing on master difficulty since the beginning. it makes you level up faster because the battles take SO DAMN LONG and you don't stop swinging, casting, and running. i hit level 40 and i'm not even close to done with the 3 main quest lines i'm on.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 28,2011 11:38am
I am curious about Martin's time playing this game.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 28,2011 11:50am
I'm one step down from master at this point...

Its funny like 90% of the enemies I encounter I can drop with ease but every now and then I run into a "boss" or a dragon or SOMETHING that just fucks me up in seconds.




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 28,2011 2:39pm



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 28,2011 2:41pm
LOL



toggletoggle post by Martins at Nov 28,2011 2:45pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I am curious about Martin's time playing this game.


I'm at 46 hrs



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 28,2011 2:46pm
WIZ totally wizzed out, BASS FISHIN with my mother fuckin SON




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 28,2011 2:47pm
Martins said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I am curious about Martin's time playing this game.


I'm at 46 hrs


How have you leveled up smithing so fast?



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 28,2011 6:44pm
Dragons are getting out-of-control. Seems like every time I try to go from city to city to sell stuff I get jumped by an Elder Dragon. Which sucks, because those fuckers just fly around killing all the town vendors while lydia shoots arrows at it. Being 90% melee leaves me screwed.

Wondering if I should just finish the main questline. I assume once finished it will be bye bye dragons.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 28,2011 6:47pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]


How have you leveled up smithing so fast?


Smithing is incredibly easy to level. I already explained how. Just make iron daggers. LOTS of iron daggers. Buy the ingots and leather from the blacksmith.

Took me about a day of really trying to max out smithing.

Enchanting, on the other hand, takes fucking forever.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Nov 28,2011 8:10pm
so here's some bullshit....i venture to Yngol Barrow and beat this dude in the final room, run him for his shit but then the final door wont open. so i try everything and finally i decide to google it thinking its another bug like the one i encountered a few days ago that i mention ^^ way up there and here's what i discover...

"IMPORTANT NOTE: If you encounter a Draugr Deathlord instead of the Yngol Shade (WHICH I DID), you CANNOT complete the Barrow. This may be caused by being sent to the barrow to retrieve the Helm of Winterhold."...WHICH IS WHAT I WAS SENT TO RETRIEVE....so basically i'm going to get another quest later on asking me to go BACK THERE and do that whole shit again just to get some OTHER HELM....weaaaakkk.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Nov 28,2011 8:14pm
also its cool that you can give lydia a better weapon than she originally had to carry, and she just automatically starts using it...

plus i'd bang her.



toggletoggle post by Martins at Nov 29,2011 8:06am
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]


How have you leveled up smithing so fast?


Smithing is incredibly easy to level. I already explained how. Just make iron daggers. LOTS of iron daggers. Buy the ingots and leather from the blacksmith.

Took me about a day of really trying to max out smithing.

Enchanting, on the other hand, takes fucking forever.


I got to level 60-70 before I started making shit weapons and armor. I just wanted that daedric shit bro. So worth it. Also found a cool katana.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 29,2011 10:05am
I haven't put the point into daedric yet because I only have like 2 daedric hearts. Where the fuck do I get more?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 29,2011 10:10am
the dude on the second floor of the mage's guild's sleeping quarters usually has a few.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 29,2011 10:16am
I have prettyhigh smithing but honestly dont even use anything I make. I cant seem to figure out enchanting.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 29,2011 10:18am
AndrewBastard%20NLI said[orig][quote]
so here's some bullshit....i venture to Yngol Barrow and beat this dude in the final room, run him for his shit but then the final door wont open. so i try everything and finally i decide to google it thinking its another bug like the one i encountered a few days ago that i mention ^^ way up there and here's what i discover...

"IMPORTANT NOTE: If you encounter a Draugr Deathlord instead of the Yngol Shade (WHICH I DID), you CANNOT complete the Barrow. This may be caused by being sent to the barrow to retrieve the Helm of Winterhold."...WHICH IS WHAT I WAS SENT TO RETRIEVE....so basically i'm going to get another quest later on asking me to go BACK THERE and do that whole shit again just to get some OTHER HELM....weaaaakkk.



Hahahaha happened to me last night. I spent a half hour looking for a lever to open the door



toggletoggle post by lost ark at Nov 29,2011 10:26am
There's this annoying quest bug with the Companions - you're sent to bring back a witch's head, when you get back to Whiterun, the Silver Hand has attacked The Companions, everyone is huddled over the dead bodies and the questgiver won't advance the story. It has something to do with the Helm of Winterhold and/or Driftshade Refuge, neither of which I'm able to get any quests for, and basically it's annoying as fuck because I'm stuck as a werewolf (which really isn't all that bad)... hopefully the upcoming patch fixes this.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 29,2011 10:29am
lost%20ark said[orig][quote]
There's this annoying quest bug with the Companions - you're sent to bring back a witch's head, when you get back to Whiterun, the Silver Hand has attacked The Companions, everyone is huddled over the dead bodies and the questgiver won't advance the story. It has something to do with the Helm of Winterhold and/or Driftshade Refuge, neither of which I'm able to get any quests for, and basically it's annoying as fuck because I'm stuck as a werewolf (which really isn't all that bad)... hopefully the upcoming patch fixes this.


You use the witch head at the last companion quest. Hold onto it.



toggletoggle post by lost ark at Nov 29,2011 10:32am
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:Bugs_%28Skyrim%29

'Blood's Honor' Companions Quest-line Glitch Edit

After completion of 'Blood's Honor', you return to Jorrvaskr to hand in your quest to find that the Silver Hand has attacked. After entering, you will recieve completion of your quest from Vilkas, after the dialogue, there is no option to start the new quest; breaking the Companions story-line from progressing. Confirmed many times on (PC, 360) Also occurs on PS3.


I had this happen to me. Then I noticed the place where the next quest is supposed to happen, is the same place where the Jarl of the magic city sends you to get a crown.

If you don't do the crown quest before "Blood's Honor", you get bugged. (has this been confirmed?)

(Which once again proves the "Misc > Side > Main" priority is still around )

I had this happen to me, and I didn't have the quest for the crown. However, I cleared the dungeon where it takes place before getting the quest, and I believe that caused the bug.207.91.153.186 21:19, November 17, 2011 (UTC)


PROBLEM SOLVED (PC)

{C I had this problem because i had already cleared out driftshade refuge while i was just adventuring, not knowing it was a quest location. this is how i fixed it:

1) wait 30 in-game days (this will respawn all enemies in driftshade refuge)
2) go to console, type 'player.setstage c05 0'

quest started!


well ok, i'll try this.



toggletoggle post by lost ark at Nov 29,2011 10:33am
yeah jim, i can't drop the head anyway and it's heavy. BIG HELP, PAL



toggletoggle post by lost ark at Nov 29,2011 10:36am
patch tomorrow!

http://www.bethblog.com/index.php/2011/11/28/skyrim-1-2-update/

ESC button can now be used to exit menus (PC)
Fixed occasional mouse sensitivity issues (PC)
General functionality fixes related to remapping buttons and controls (PC)

yeahhhhhh



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 29,2011 10:39am
i havent encountered a werewolf yet



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Nov 29,2011 10:58am
Playing a pure mage, at 39 I'm pretty much unstoppable. Dont even need to summon critters anymore, just straight up destruction. I might start over as an archer-thief.

The only quest bug I think I've had so far is the one in mage college where you help the student with her experiments. The step is "wait for the spell effects to wear off" but that was like 20 levels ago and I can't see a way to progress it, and no dialogue helps.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 29,2011 11:02am
Skrimdriver - Nord Power lyrics

I stand and watch my country, going down the drain
dark elves are at fault, dark elves are to blame
we let them just takeover, we just let them come
once Winterhold was a great city, now its just a slum

NORD POWER
for Whiterun
NORD POWER
for Windhelm
NORD POWER
for SKYRIM
before it gets too late



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 29,2011 11:06am
Narky:

Some spell effects, diseases, etc... don't go away on their own. Look in your magic menu at the effects section and see if there is anything red there. If so, go to a shrine to cure it.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 29,2011 11:08am
So far the patch hasn't done shit for me EXCEPT clean up all the dead dragons I've left lying all over. Which annoys me - I thought the 3-4 Dragon skeletons littered about the mage school was pretty epic.

Meanwhile still lagging after playing a while, lydia and other companions still don't have a health bar (makes healing so fun), and no bug fixes that I've seen yet.

Hopefully there's another bigger patch in the works.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 29,2011 11:08am
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
Skrimdriver - Nord Power lyrics

I stand and watch my country, going down the drain
dark elves are at fault, dark elves are to blame
we let them just takeover, we just let them come
once Winterhold was a great city, now its just a slum

NORD POWER
for Whiterun
NORD POWER
for Windhelm
NORD POWER
for SKYRIM
before it gets too late


LOL



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 29,2011 11:14am
In Oblivion lore, where do the kitties stand? Everyone talks about the redguard, the elves, the mages, etc... - but no one ever mentions the kitties. Only ones I've even seen was the little traveling camp of them way out west near the "M" city. (forget the name)



toggletoggle post by Mutis NLI at Nov 29,2011 11:16am



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Nov 29,2011 11:18am
Kitties are seen as thieves and scoundrels so no one likes them.

On the status thing, I've visited plenty of shrines since then, there is no status effect, there's no spell to wear off, I think that's the problem. No way for it to advance. I can only guess I must've cleared it instantly before it had a chance to wear off.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 29,2011 11:23am
What's the name of that quest? I haven't gotten it. Wonder if the chick is the one that died in the main mage quest storyline, thus why I never got that quest?




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 29,2011 11:23am

The beast races (Khajiit and Argonian included) are extremely rare in Skyrim, and some players might enjoy the fact of being unique in Skyrim. Khajiit, however, are racially discriminated in certain cities like Whiterun-and Khajiit caravans are forced to take up business outside of the city walls. The exception is, of course, the Dragonborn-as they can enter the city after talking to the guards like anyone else.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 29,2011 11:27am
Wow, ironic the only Kitty allowed in Whiterun is the Negro Kitty.

FREE AT LAST!! FREE AT LAST!!



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 29,2011 11:32am



toggletoggle post by lost ark at Nov 29,2011 11:34am
skyrim is locked tight to coloreds like imperial russia or the deep south. khajiit are like the "arab traders" of tamriel. elves are different azn flavors. redguards, africans. bretons and imperials are obvious. nords, well i'm not sure what they're supposed to be. any ideas?



toggletoggle post by lost ark at Nov 29,2011 11:36am
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]

Meanwhile still lagging after playing a while


you playing on console, kitty? maybe you should install more RAM. LOL rite.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 29,2011 11:42am
Playing on PS3.

It's not a RAM issue - PC has the same bug. There's a memory leak/hole. Playing a marathon session makes the game slow down and lag over time.



toggletoggle post by lost ark at Nov 29,2011 11:44am
my lag and crashes were fixed by getting a skyrim executable that was patched to use 4GB RAM (the original .exe was only allowed to use something like 1GB). no crashes or lag since then.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 29,2011 11:52am
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
I have prettyhigh smithing but honestly dont even use anything I make. I cant seem to figure out enchanting.


I use all weapons and armor I make/enchant myself. As Martins suggested, working on crafting a Daedric set right now.

For enchanting, it's easy. When you start collecting a good amount of soul gems, don't sell them. Go to a place with an Arcane Enchanter to enchant. (I use Anise's cabin).

There's two things you can enchant - weapons and apparel/armor. Different Soul Gems effect these two categories differently.

With Armor/apparel, the bigger/better the soul the bigger/better the numbers. So for example using a petty soul to enchant your helm with +magika will add 3 magika. Using a GRAND soul will add 30 magika.

With weapons, the damage will not vary as much. Instead, the number of charges will vary. So with a petty soul, your mace will do +16 fire damage for 80 charges, while with a grand soul you'll do +16 damage for 300 charges.

As for soul gems, the most confusing part is that a larger soul gem can hold a smaller soul. For instance, an empty grand soul gem can trap a petty soul. Annoying as fuck when I fill my Black Star and find out it's charged with petty soul.

Does that all make sense? Trying to explain it made me realize it really IS a complicated pain in the ass.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 29,2011 11:54am
lost%20ark said[orig][quote]
my lag and crashes were fixed by getting a skyrim executable that was patched to use 4GB RAM (the original .exe was only allowed to use something like 1GB). no crashes or lag since then.


Sorry, you're right. The PC was already fixed. Issue is on PS3 only. Patch was supposed to fix it, but did not.

For example, I start in Whiterun and I can walk around with no problems. If I play for 6 hours whiterun becomes a laggy shitty nightmare.




toggletoggle post by sinistas at Nov 29,2011 12:25pm



toggletoggle post by Fake ARIL at Nov 29,2011 12:27pm
^ Only fighting dragon theme is real



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 29,2011 12:39pm
blond pianist....WOULD



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 29,2011 1:05pm
I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU, THEN I TOOK A DICK IN THE ASS



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 29,2011 1:23pm
Oh, you met those 27 guards too?

WTF is with the imperials hiring nothing but people with knee injuries?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 29,2011 1:35pm edited Nov 29,2011 1:35pm
Most important question of all:

WHO THE FUCK MAINTAINS THE ANCIENT DUNGEONS AND LIGHTS THE CANDLES AND TORCHES.

WHEN I GO INTO AN ANCIENT DUNGEON THAT HAS BEEN UNTOUCHED FOR 1000 YEARS, I EXPECT IT TO BE DARK. NOT LIT UP.

THEY HAVE A SICK JANITOR BRO



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Nov 29,2011 1:37pm
You haven't done the "light all the candles and torches" quest yet?



toggletoggle post by Mutis NLI at Nov 29,2011 2:55pm
fantasia, duh



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 29,2011 3:05pm
riding a horse basically = wall hack



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 29,2011 3:12pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
riding a horse basically = wall hack





toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 29,2011 3:13pm
also, has anyone else got the shout where you become WICKED HUGE? it rulz bra




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 29,2011 3:20pm
lol at xbox "screenshots"



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Nov 29,2011 3:21pm
looks like he's about to take an epic turd

and it will be all steaming in the snow



toggletoggle post by lost ark at Nov 30,2011 11:09am
some guy turned on noclip and went past the skyrim map. for some reason, the landmasses for the other countries are there.

http://ppsh-41.tumblr.com/post/13145143504...-tamriel-landmass-built-into-skyrim



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Nov 30,2011 11:12am
REPOAST



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic at Nov 30,2011 11:27am
BUMP!



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Dec 1,2011 10:05am
wasted too much time on this....
cutting wood.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 1,2011 10:10am
FUCK Elder dragons. Why won't you land, you poop face?

Elder Dragons > 90% Melee build.




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 1,2011 10:12am
My arrows are one shot kills with pretty much any animal, only bosses and dragonburns need follow-up shots.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Dec 1,2011 10:18am
getting my TV in 7-10 days... then skyrim.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 1,2011 10:25am
My belly is grumbling like a suspicious Draugr



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Dec 1,2011 10:27am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
My arrows are one shot kills with pretty much any animal, only bosses and dragonburns need follow-up shots.

Christianni has a bow that does 354 damage. Fucking ridiculous.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 1,2011 11:58am
I think damage is largely determined by your skill level and smithing. For example, my bows do like 30 damage even when I improve them, but my maces currently do close to 100 damage each. And my 1 handed is still relatively low - it levels SLOW when you one hit everything. :(




toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 1,2011 12:00pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
getting my TV in 7-10 days... then skyrim.


In B4 REV starts talking about Skyrim on his radio show.

"This next song goes out to the creepy shitty little kid in whiterun that stole my sweet roll"...



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 1,2011 12:03pm
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
I think damage is largely determined by your skill level and smithing. For example, my bows do like 30 damage even when I improve them, but my maces currently do close to 100 damage each. And my 1 handed is still relatively low - it levels SLOW when you one hit everything. :(



Best way to lvl up is to fight tough enemies. When youre under lvl35, giants are good for leveling up your character. As long as they dont toss you into space.



toggletoggle post by arktourO‘s brand cereal puffs at Dec 1,2011 12:03pm
all you wimps compaling about one-hits need to play on master. with all the shouts, abilities, and exploits you can pull on npc's, the game is too easy otherwise.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic at Dec 1,2011 12:05pm
I'm not playing



toggletoggle post by arktourOs at Dec 1,2011 12:05pm



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Dec 1,2011 12:08pm
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
- it levels SLOW when you one hit everything. :(



yea man, I have it on master and still cant get experience except against bosses. games too easy, and then theyll throw in like one wicked hard boss every now and then.



toggletoggle post by Arrilusbum at Dec 1,2011 12:09pm
I'm not complaining about one-hits. I'm complaining that all my strength is melee, so when the stupid dragon won't land I'm screwed. Not only does my bow do jack shit for damage, I also cannot aim for shit. I need to raise my destruction skill. For now, Elder dragons just keep raping me. I have about 20,000G worth of stuff to sell but I can't even set foot in Riverwood.

Aril - I'm level 37 or 38 right now. My ranged is waaaay behind. I never use a bow, and rarely use my destruction spells.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 1,2011 12:09pm
I did NOT just reveal my troll identity, at all.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 1,2011 12:12pm
Shadow hide you.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Dec 1,2011 12:15pm
arktourOs said[orig][quote]
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/5020-The-Elder-Scrolls-V-Skyrim


FUCK YOU ulfric stormcloak, I dont have to help you wash your hairy bagpipes, I can breathe RADIOACTIVE LASERS



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Dec 1,2011 12:19pm
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
I think damage is largely determined by your skill level and smithing. For example, my bows do like 30 damage even when I improve them, but my maces currently do close to 100 damage each. And my 1 handed is still relatively low - it levels SLOW when you one hit everything. :(


Yeah he said he was lvl 80. I thought it only went to 50 though. I'm still at 23. Don't have time to play as much as I want.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 1,2011 12:24pm
I thought level 50 also. But I'm nearly 40, and it seems like there is so much stuff left to the game.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 1,2011 12:30pm
Nope, guess hard level cap is 81.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 1,2011 12:35pm
I literally fell asleep playing this last night...woke up at like 2am and shut it off.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 1,2011 12:43pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
I literally fell asleep playing this last night...woke up at like 2am and shut it off.


Already bored with it?



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 1,2011 12:49pm
haha shit no...i was just beat as shit...worked 12 hours, got home, feasted and turned Skyrim on. I was playing laying down under my covers and I assume I just crashed while it was loading something...i dont even remember.

I was just wicked tired.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 1,2011 12:52pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
I literally fell asleep playing this last night...woke up at like 2am and shut it off.


Done that so many times. Almost every night. Playtime is like 100 hours or more, but I was likely only awake for half of it.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 1,2011 12:54pm
does this game do level matching? enemies become more difficult as you level up?



toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Dec 1,2011 1:17pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
does this game do level matching? enemies become more difficult as you level up?
Yes and companions stay at the level you are when you meet then. They don't level up with you.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 1,2011 1:19pm
do they level up at all?



toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Dec 1,2011 1:19pm
My wife is going away for the next two days. My only plan is to work on smithing so I can make dragon armor.Can't wait to get out of work.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Dec 1,2011 1:20pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
Yes and companions stay at the level you are when you meet then. They don't level up with you.

That's interesting. When Lydia was still alive (may she rest in peace) she was way better than I was at killing shit. I'm not that good at the game as it is though.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Dec 1,2011 1:21pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
do they level up at all?
Companions stay at the level you are when you meet them. So if your a level 20 that companion will be a 20 until they die.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 1,2011 1:24pm
I think its dumb that enemies level up with you in games...

Some should be weak, some should be strong and everywhere in between and if you get into a quest and cant beat the enemies, you move on to easier quests until youre strong enough to go back and beat them.

oh well........

also, I'm pretty sure Lydia died on me fighting an elder dragon last night before I fell asleep.

Those mercs you can hire in Inns etc, are they the same as Lydia? like they last until they die or do they only last for a few days or something?




toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Dec 1,2011 1:28pm
Every companions last until they die I think. But if you let certain companions die other characters will hold gruges or seek revenge.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 1,2011 1:32pm
Theres like 25-30 people that can fight with you



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 1,2011 2:09pm
im pretty sure Ive had the star of azura for a long time now, but it does nothing, and I randomly murdered all of the people at the shrine of azura so what do I do?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 1,2011 2:17pm
You must consult the Slar of Azura



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Dec 1,2011 2:23pm
TV on it's way... now I need to find a used copy of skyrim.



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Dec 1,2011 4:18pm
Oh yah rev. you might save about 5 bucks on that there buddy.... ya jew bastid.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Dec 1,2011 4:26pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
im pretty sure Ive had the star of azura for a long time now, but it does nothing, and I randomly murdered all of the people at the shrine of azura so what do I do?


Large Negro Kitty addressed it above. You need to go to the bar in um... Winterhold I believe. There is a mage there who will transport you into the star to defeat the dude who bound his soul to it. Once you kill him, you have a reusable soul gem. You could also take it to the shrine of azura but you already killed them. Only human souls will fill the gem since you can only go to the guy in winterhold.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 1,2011 4:27pm
burnsy said[orig][quote]
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
im pretty sure Ive had the star of azura for a long time now, but it does nothing, and I randomly murdered all of the people at the shrine of azura so what do I do?


Large Negro Kitty addressed it above. You need to go to the bar in um... Winterhold I believe. There is a mage there who will transport you into the star to defeat the dude who bound his soul to it. Once you kill him, you have a reusable soul gem. You could also take it to the shrine of azura but you already killed them. Only human souls will fill the gem since you can only go to the guy in winterhold.


I did that, killed the asshole in the soul gem. Now I just have the Black Star and it does nothing.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Dec 1,2011 4:29pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
TV on it's way... now I need to find a used copy of skyrim.


Just pay the full price. You'll only save $5.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Dec 1,2011 4:29pm edited Dec 1,2011 4:30pm
It should say filled with grand soul if you've killed humans. Then you just use it to recharge or enchant magic items. Weird.

EDIT: That is of course assuming you've used soul trap.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 1,2011 4:37pm
Oh I see it now, thanks. Also, can you do anything with soul gem fragments or should I just toss em?



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Dec 1,2011 4:43pm
I'd just toss 'em. You can't fill them with souls and they aren't worth much.



toggletoggle post by Bloblovesmusic at Dec 2,2011 2:15pm
Bump



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 2,2011 2:20pm
i have so many soul gem frags...I guess I'll just trash em. I was hoping you could like fuse them together somehow.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Dec 2,2011 2:21pm
Yeah I read up on them and apparently they're useless.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 2,2011 3:20pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
i have so many soul gem frags...I guess I'll just trash em. I was hoping you could like fuse them together somehow.

Yea that's what I thought. What's the point if you can't?

PREPARE FOR ATTACK
IMPERIALS WILL BURN
ENDLESS WAR
THERES NO RETURN
STORMCLOAKS ATTACK
IMPERIALS ARE WEAK
YOUR ORDERS ARE CLEAR
NO WAY TO SNEAK
RIM TIL DEATH



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 2,2011 3:22pm
Everyone who's going to ROD3, bring your laptops. Single player LAN party in the desert.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 2,2011 3:22pm
ROD?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot at Dec 2,2011 3:23pm
FIRST



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 2,2011 3:26pm
rites of darkness, aka the un-show of the year



toggletoggle post by arktourO‘s at Dec 2,2011 4:28pm
i'm amazed that one of the biggest threads on RTTP....is not a flame war



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 2,2011 4:35pm edited Dec 2,2011 4:35pm
arktourO‘s said[orig][quote]
i'm amazed that one of the biggest threads on RTTP....is not a flame war


Thats because frost magic is better.

ZING



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 2,2011 4:45pm
shock is the wackest unless its chain shock



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Dec 2,2011 4:47pm
It's good against wizards though because it drains magicka as well as health.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 2,2011 4:55pm
can you really make them run out of magic? I never noticed that happening even when I use poisons or enchanted weapons that supposedly do that.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 2,2011 5:03pm
yea I almost don't even bother with magicka dmg or stamina dmg its pretty useless.



toggletoggle post by ark at Dec 2,2011 5:33pm
from the wiki

Followers stagger and kneel when their health reaches zero, and will automatically revive after a short time.
When the Follower gets downed all the enemies will stop attacking them and attack the player.
Followers can be killed by you while kneeling.
Most characters that you can marry can become a follower as well (not all, though).
Followers in Skyrim are set to your level the first time they spawn.
Follower also can be made to steal things, wait in certain areas, sit in chairs, or attack people for you. This can be very useful if you don't possess the skills on your own. Note that if you make a follower steal an item or attack a passive NPC you still acquire the bounty.
Most followers can become Blades, and will be given a free set of Blades armor and a Blades sword. This can be done to up to 3 followers by speaking to Delphine at Sky Haven Temple.
If you start the quest Alduin's Wall and let Esbern and Delphine follow you to the objective you effectively gain two extra human followers who can not die permanently so long as you do not actually attempt to complete the quest. If this is combined with the conjuration perk twin souls, a traditional follower and the purchase of a dog you can bring the total number of creatures following and fighting for you up to six. This can however make it difficult at times to backtrack through doors and passages. (actually you can with skill 90 in conjuration reanimate two conjurors / summoners and have them summon additional two minions in addition with Shadowmare, bring you up to a total of 9 followers)
If told to wait, a follower will wait for about 3 days before they get tired and leave you, they will return to their home or the location you found them in on their own.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 2,2011 9:06pm
Just found a shitty quest bug in Markarth (Dwarf city?)

There's some broad that gets murdered by a forswarn in the market square. Some dude gives you a note to meet him, and sends you on a quest to figure out the forsworn conspiracy. I follow the whole thing, interview people, unravel this whole plot, and am told to return to the dude at the temple.

I get there ... and he's dead. Nada. Two guards standing nearby do nothing. Typical talk about sweetrolls and arrows to the knee. The quest is left hanging at Return to Whatsisbutt.

I looked it up, and there's some guards that are supposed to jump me in the shrine and start the next phase of the quest. But it doesn't happen.



So instead, I dropped 30,000+ on a SWEET FUCKING MANSION in Solitude. I wanted a place with an alchemy table AND an enchanting table. This house is badass.




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 2,2011 11:27pm
That forsworn mission was awesome.
That house is the best one of the game.

old newz



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 2,2011 11:29pm
also, im wondering if this thread has made anyone want to buy the game hahaha



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 2,2011 11:38pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
also, im wondering if this thread has made anyone want to buy the game hahaha


ME

REV

I'm sure there are others.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 2,2011 11:59pm
just watched that skyrim music video. not bad at all.

but, LOL what?
bennyhillifier

not as good as this classic, especially the last minute:


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Dec 3,2011 12:10am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
also, im wondering if this thread has made anyone want to buy the game hahaha
I didn't even know what Elder scrolls was before this thread. Now I'm sitting home on a Friday night missing Eyehategod cause I've been playing for six hours. Skyrim rules!



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 3,2011 12:15am
Just sent Mrs Niggacat to bed. Time for a marathon allnight session.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 3,2011 1:00am
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
Just sent Mrs Niggacat to bed. Time for a marathon allnight session.

You'll fall asleep.



toggletoggle post by Victory Records at Dec 3,2011 12:15pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
Just sent Mrs Niggacat to bed. Time for a marathon allnight session.

You'll fall asleep.


I did. :(



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 3,2011 12:34pm
ITT: Niggacat keeps forgetting to switch names after trolling.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 3,2011 12:38pm
I am so unsure of where I stand on the Empire/Stormcloak/Legion.

Every time I'm ready to pick a side, someone tells me something new that makes me change my mind.

My honest opinion so far is that the Stormcloaks have the worthy cause, but Ulfric himself is a conniving cocksucker. Sound about right?

Also, I just read a warning: If you join the rebellion and storm cities, overthrow jarls, etc... the game can bug out and leave you unable to purchase the houses in those cities. So buy your houses BEFORE you join the rebellion/empire.




toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Dec 4,2011 11:27am
Fellglow keep annoyed the shit out of me because I couldnt find the fucking KEY forever....FINALLY found it thanks to google.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 4,2011 12:19pm
Victory%20Records said[orig][quote]
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
Just sent Mrs Niggacat to bed. Time for a marathon allnight session.

You'll fall asleep.


I did. :(

I did as well. Luckily I was in the menu. That doesn't add to play time, correct?



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Dec 4,2011 12:44pm
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
I am so unsure of where I stand on the Empire/Stormcloak/Legion.

Every time I'm ready to pick a side, someone tells me something new that makes me change my mind.

My honest opinion so far is that the Stormcloaks have the worthy cause, but Ulfric himself is a conniving cocksucker. Sound about right?

Also, I just read a warning: If you join the rebellion and storm cities, overthrow jarls, etc... the game can bug out and leave you unable to purchase the houses in those cities. So buy your houses BEFORE you join the rebellion/empire.



ulfric is an asshole, but he grows to respect you after youve done some quests. when given the choice, I will almost always choose the side of the rebellious underdogs in a war as opposed to the wealthy, well-off imperials, with the one exception of course being star wars.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 4,2011 1:09pm
Fuck the imperials. The Thalcunt Elves own them



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Dec 4,2011 3:48pm
anyone do the nightengales quests? the armor is sick!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 4,2011 3:52pm
yes. cool armor.



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Dec 4,2011 5:01pm
I hate the dwarven places. Fighting animatronic machines is gay



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 4,2011 5:07pm
Really? I love it. The fact that they were ancient, yet so advanced= boner. The enemies arent too tough when youre over lvl 30



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 4,2011 7:01pm
game black screens on me still, even after amd driver updates. it does it like once every hour-hour and a half. i can live with that. game rapes.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 4,2011 7:11pm
also the Dark Brotherhood wants me dead for no fucking reason. i just killed some furfag cunt that had a note stating that someone paid for me to be killed. i will murder whoever it was that put the hit out on me. the only person that whacks me... is myself. and your mom.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Dec 4,2011 7:17pm
the orphanage lady?



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Dec 4,2011 7:18pm
youre gonna end up in an abandoned shack soon



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 4,2011 7:19pm
Spaldino said[orig][quote]
also the Dark Brotherhood wants me dead for no fucking reason. i just killed some furfag cunt that had a note stating that someone paid for me to be killed. i will murder whoever it was that put the hit out on me. the only person that whacks me... is myself. and your mom.

I run the dark brotherhood. Got a torture chamber in the sanctuary. I'm tight with the night mother. Hail sithis.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 4,2011 8:18pm
I am the arch-mage of the college, yet the fucking librarian still talks to me like I'm a chowderhead. Fuck that guy.

Also, got stoned and passed out the other night. Somehow I spent over 20,000G, and I have no idea what I bought.

And the house in Solitude is huge, but bugged as hell. The dummies turn invisible if you try to put anything on them. And the bookshelf ate my entire book collection. Gone forever.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 4,2011 8:42pm
Ustengrav depths with my new speakers is bone chillingly awesome. my sub almost feels like im in a movie theater... its just powerful and precise. it really seems like im underground, in a dank musty cave. fucking love this game.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Dec 4,2011 9:10pm
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
I am the arch-mage of the college, yet the fucking librarian still talks to me like I'm a chowderhead. Fuck that guy.

Also, got stoned and passed out the other night. Somehow I spent over 20,000G, and I have no idea what I bought.

And the house in Solitude is huge, but bugged as hell. The dummies turn invisible if you try to put anything on them. And the bookshelf ate my entire book collection. Gone forever.


this whole post made me LOL



toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Dec 4,2011 9:16pm
Got my first mask this morning. My wife didn't seem to care about my excitement.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 4,2011 9:27pm
fucking black screen crashes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Dec 4,2011 11:07pm
I know that everyone who plays here isn't on Facebook so I feel obliged to post here as well.



bennyhillifier

I'm bout to wife her up.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 5,2011 1:12am
fuck man... Bethesda really needs to fucking patch this shit. first game i've bought in a long time and i can't play it for more than an hour without it crashing. im above the recommended specs. this shouldn't be happening.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 5,2011 1:13am
and i meant RECOMMENDED specs... not MINIMUM... yeah...



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 5,2011 1:13am
p.p.s. I'm Mad, bro.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 5,2011 7:34am
I google map'd where that chick lives in mexico and its only a few hours south of San Antonio where we'll be in a few days. Let's not turn that rape into a murder.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 5,2011 7:56am edited Dec 5,2011 7:56am
burnsy said[orig][quote]
I know that everyone who plays here isn't on Facebook so I feel obliged to post here as well.



bennyhillifier

I'm bout to wife her up.


It's awesome but wipe that fucking smirk of her face.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 5,2011 8:18am
I'm a little concerned that she's much fatter that one can tell from these videos...

can anyone confirm this?



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Dec 5,2011 8:23am
Even if she was, I'd totally bang her voicebox. She has other pics on that facebook page. She's not fat.

Obviously no fucking smiling. All smiles inverted.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 5,2011 8:34am edited Dec 5,2011 8:34am
Anyone do the quest where youre dreaming?



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 5,2011 8:43am
the one where youre inside that insane dudes mind from the Blue Palace and you get the Wabbajack?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 5,2011 9:11am
yes. trippy quest



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 5,2011 9:35am
yeah I beat that...shit was silly.



toggletoggle post by arktourO‘s at Dec 5,2011 9:39am
i did that this weekend. i haven't actually used the wabbajack yet..is it worth carrying around?

~100 hours on my char, level 45. i have about 50 unfinished quests in my log. i haven't explored ANY of the reach (southwest hold). the companions quest bugs are pretty annoying. i defected and played assassin's creed: the reverend last night.



toggletoggle post by arktourO‘s at Dec 5,2011 9:42am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]

I'm bout to wife her up.


my girl and i would enter into a binding agreement with her.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 5,2011 9:59am
I havent even SEEN Falkreath yet and/or touched a dark bro-hood quest.

Level 35 or 36 as of yesterday...

Wabbajack I finally sold the other day. I thought it was awesome cause it'll turn enemies into random things like rabbits and deer and shit but it turns out they just turn back into who the originally were a few seconds later it seems so its kinda pointless.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 5,2011 11:15am
What is this wabbajack we all speak of?

I am almost indestructible. I rarely die. I one hit most anything. BUT THIS STUPID DRAGON IN RIVERWOOD HAS BEEN RAPING ME FOR A WEEK!!!!

What the FUCK? I kill elder dragons all the time, but for some reason every time I go to riverwood there's a dragon there who refuses to land, uses buildings for cover, and just royally kicks my ass.

And my favorite vendor is there.




toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 5,2011 11:20am
About fucking time I got the fire-breathing shout. Now I feel like a proper dragonborne.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Dec 5,2011 11:45am
havn't played in two days. withdrawals are getting worse. gonna get blazed as fuck and play with the shades down all day today.

also, ark, the reach is probably the coolest part of the whole map, IMO. although I havnt been to every part of the map yet, and I just got to markarth. just been doing Stormcloak quests.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 5,2011 11:53am
If you're in Markarth, go straight from the gate to the second door on your right. It's the "abandoned house". You'll find a mage asking you to help him explore the "haunted house". AWESOME haunted house quest, and you get a free giant house with a satanic altar in the basement.

I think I have like 5 houses now.




toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 5,2011 11:57am
i only have the one house still...dont see any need to get another...my house is FILLED with enchanted weapons I pretend I'm going to go back and use but never do.

still have tons of loot.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 5,2011 11:57am
also got some ill black star soul gem...



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 5,2011 12:01pm
Some houses have weapon racks and hangers, display cases, mannequins, etc... where you can hang all that cool shit up.

However there's a bug - if you go IN the house before you buy the upgrades, none of the weapon racks and shit works.

I bought the house in Solitude because I was tired of doing everything in Whiterun, but having to fast travel to do enchants. However the Solitude house has the enchant table, but there's no nearby lockers or chests to keep materials in. And the blacksmith is clear on the other side of Solitude.




toggletoggle post by BradsauceNLI at Dec 5,2011 12:22pm
Anyone encounter backwards flying dragons?



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 5,2011 12:24pm
no but there are a set of dragon bones outside of the college at winterhold from a dragon i killed that just like blows around in the wind like a fucking windsock and it never goes away....I can walk right through it.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 5,2011 12:27pm
Andrew, have you gotten a patch yet? That's a bug. The patch should fix it. I got a patch on PS3 that made all my dragon corpses go away.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 5,2011 12:28pm
Troll identified.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 5,2011 12:33pm
No...i unplug my xbox from the intarweb when I play games...everytime I say yes to updates, something gay happens.




toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Dec 5,2011 12:34pm
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
If you're in Markarth, go straight from the gate to the second door on your right. It's the "abandoned house". You'll find a mage asking you to help him explore the "haunted house". AWESOME haunted house quest, and you get a free giant house with a satanic altar in the basement.

I think I have like 5 houses now.



yea that quest was cool. I got some mediocre mace out of it.



toggletoggle post by ark at Dec 5,2011 12:36pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
No...i unplug my xbox from the intarweb when I play games...everytime I say yes to updates, something gay happens.


you're playing on xbox, everything gay happens anyway. get the patch!



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 5,2011 12:37pm
if the patch is only going to fix that fluttering dragon in winterhold, I dont need it. Aside from that my game isn't really buggy.

It's froze TWICE the whole time I've been playing and aside from small bugs you'd expect from a game of this magnitude, nothing I feel like I need a "patch" for...





toggletoggle post by burnsy at Dec 5,2011 12:38pm
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
I was tired of doing everything in Whiterun, but having to fast travel to do enchants.

In whiterun you can do enchants at Dragonsreach.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Dec 5,2011 12:39pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
if the patch is only going to fix that fluttering dragon in winterhold, I dont need it. Aside from that my game isn't really buggy.




that's because you're not playing on a PC



toggletoggle post by ark at Dec 5,2011 12:48pm
just joking...the patch didn't do a goddamn thing to fix my companions quests which are completely fucked...



toggletoggle post by ark at Dec 5,2011 12:50pm
even with all the console command fixez i tried, my only other option to fix it is "wait 30 in-game days"



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 5,2011 1:00pm
yeah, as soon as I encounter a bug like a missing key or a door not opening when it should etc...I restart the xbox and revert to the most recent save. It has fixed it both times that happened to me.

THANK YOU GOOGLE.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 5,2011 1:02pm
burnsy said[orig][quote]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
I was tired of doing everything in Whiterun, but having to fast travel to do enchants.

In whiterun you can do enchants at Dragonsreach.


What I want is a forge, grindstone, an enchanter, and a place to store my shit all real close to each other. When I'm crafting and enchanting I'm usually over-encumbered with ingots. Can't be running to dragonsreach.




toggletoggle post by burnsy at Dec 5,2011 1:09pm
Fast travel ;-) But yeah, I haven't seen such a place.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 5,2011 1:15pm
you can't fast travel while over-encumbered. COME ON PEOPLE



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Dec 5,2011 1:19pm
haha Never tried honestly. Everytime I've become overencumbered, I've been in a dungeon and can't fast travel anyways.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 5,2011 1:20pm
^ ding. Can't fast travel overencumbered. Right now it's go in house LOAD get mats, leave house LOAD, go craft, sharpen, go into house LOAD, drop mats, leave house LOAD, fast travel to enchant LOAD, etc...

I don't want to have to go through so much effort. I'd kill for a basement with a forge and enchant table.




toggletoggle post by ark at Dec 5,2011 1:24pm
i understand bethesda's ideas for limiting the amount you carry...i still spent WAY TOO MUCH time fumbling around in the inventory. maybe if i wasn't so anal about what i carry. i should give less fucks. it turns out the game gives you more than enough to not worry about dropping something.

the best inventory was fallout: new vegas. ammo had weight and you also needed to carry food and water to survive. SUPPORT



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 5,2011 1:27pm
If Skyrim was real life, character would need a horse and carriage to carry all the shit. Game is so fake and overrated.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 5,2011 1:27pm
yea I have a hard time getting rid of things, even though I know I don't need them, and can't sell them anyway cuz the fucking merchants only have like 500 bucks on them.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 5,2011 1:32pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
If Skyrim was real life, dragons would be alot easier to kill, especially when dual-wielding. Game is so fake and overrated.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 5,2011 1:33pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
cuz the fucking merchants only have like 500 bucks on them.


investment perk. Dude in riverwood will have 10,000G. Works great, until an elder dragon won't let you in Riverwood anymore.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 5,2011 1:42pm
I've never perk'd investment...I need to get on that cause I have a lot of shit to sell...even though I dont need the $$



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 5,2011 1:50pm
Worked great for me. I had about 80,000G after a day of selling shit in Riverwood.

Then that goddamned dragon camped out there. :(



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 5,2011 2:01pm
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
cuz the fucking merchants only have like 500 bucks on them.


investment perk. Dude in riverwood will have 10,000G. Works great, until an elder dragon won't let you in Riverwood anymore.


yea I havnt put much into speech, I guess I should get on it.

for the record though, I think the new speech system is definitely a downgrade from oblivion.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 5,2011 2:04pm
yeah it was kinda fun using that little meter thing to win people over...

LNK: how can you not just RUN OUT OF TOWN to escape that dragon?



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 5,2011 2:08pm
It won't follow me. It camps out on the arch leading into town. I don't know if it's a bug or on purpose. If I run, it starts killing townsfolk. If I stay, it kicks my ass.

I'm going to craft a set of fire resist armor and go back to kick this fuckers ass. I just got a higher level mage companion. Hopefully I'll have more ranged attack.



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Dec 5,2011 7:11pm
They have dumbed down a lot of things that I find kind of annoying.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Dec 5,2011 7:36pm
The ES games have always been like that. I actually think this is a step up from Oblivion, at least in terms of skills and levelling up. The creature levels feel better this time around as well, but the leveled loot still feels meh.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Dec 5,2011 8:47pm
im not officially arch mage too...


im not sure if I should rock the arch mage robes or my nightengale armor






toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 6,2011 12:35am
just added 2 more gigs to my ram and now the game just locks up my system with the screen on instead of cutting the signal to the monitor and locking my system up. its an improvement.



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Dec 6,2011 3:38am
Spaldino said[orig][quote]
just added 2 more gigs to my ram and now the game just locks up my system with the screen on instead of cutting the signal to the monitor and locking my system up. its an improvement.


try only using your new ram sticks, Your old one might be bad.



toggletoggle post by SLAGgot at Dec 6,2011 6:50am
ark said[orig][quote]
i understand bethesda's ideas for limiting the amount you carry...i still spent WAY TOO MUCH time fumbling around in the inventory. maybe if i wasn't so anal about what i carry. i should give less fucks. it turns out the game gives you more than enough to not worry about dropping something.

the best inventory was fallout: new vegas. ammo had weight and you also needed to carry food and water to survive. SUPPORT


Skyrim needs "Hardcore" mode mod, stat.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 6,2011 6:52am
So my smithing is finally maxed out at 100. It makes a HUGE difference when you upgrade weapons and armor. Andrew, my nightengale armor is maxed out and nearly doubled in strength and value



toggletoggle post by SLAGgot at Dec 6,2011 6:52am
Spaldino said[orig][quote]
just added 2 more gigs to my ram and now the game just locks up my system with the screen on instead of cutting the signal to the monitor and locking my system up. its an improvement.


Dude, when I get home, I will post a link for a fix for this problem with Skyrim. I had the same issue, but found an easy workaround.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 6,2011 7:41am
I'm gonna smith my NG armor...what material do you need?



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 6,2011 7:41am edited Dec 6,2011 7:47am
whoops



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 6,2011 7:47am
its supposed to say "I'm NOW officialy arch mage" .. not = now



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 6,2011 7:55am
Void salts



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 6,2011 7:58am
You have to be able to upgrade enchanted stuff, which requires 60



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 6,2011 8:10am
But you won't upgrade it as much unless youre in the 90s



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Dec 6,2011 8:24am edited Dec 6,2011 8:24am
i've been trying to hold back on getting this game so badly. Never played Oblivion and always wanted to, friend of mine let me borrow it. I know i'll probably never go back if i jump into Skyrim.... we'll see if i can fight the temptation.



toggletoggle post by arktourO‘s at Dec 6,2011 9:31am
SLAGgot said[orig][quote]
Spaldino said[orig][quote]
just added 2 more gigs to my ram and now the game just locks up my system with the screen on instead of cutting the signal to the monitor and locking my system up. its an improvement.


Dude, when I get home, I will post a link for a fix for this problem with Skyrim. I had the same issue, but found an easy workaround.


http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=1013

read the readme first. this completely fixed my problem and made it perform better.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Dec 6,2011 12:05pm
Slowly Playing Skyrim Over 1,000 years



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 6,2011 12:20pm
LOL @ playtime 133+ hours. I have a problem.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Dec 6,2011 12:21pm
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
Slowly Playing Skyrim Over 1,000 years


Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
LOL @ playtime 133+ hours. I have a problem.


You're on your way! fuck i want to play this game.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 6,2011 2:20pm
YAY, I beat the dragon in riverwood. Then I went into the store, sold some shit. Came out of the store - ROAAAARRR!!!! got raped by another dragon.

Fuuuuuuu.....



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 6,2011 11:04pm
okay... so... i still have my pirated version installed. will that fix work on the pirated version? because i dont want to open the game and install it only to have it not work.



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Dec 7,2011 12:28am
Spaldino said[orig][quote]
okay... so... i still have my pirated version installed. will that fix work on the pirated version? because i dont want to open the game and install it only to have it not work.


Everyone does smithing to 100. Its so over powered and breaks the game imo. I have a lot more challenging, fun and surprise moments upping my lockpicking and theifing skills to find rare random items. It also is keeping my guy in character (he is a rogue) rogues dont use a black smith they fucking rob and get treasure.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 7,2011 1:31am
used http://www.ntcore.com/exsuite.php to patch up the tesv.exe and i havent had a crash yet. in full screen mode too! just downed a dragon and am becoming a ridiculous archer/marksman/assassin/rogue/nigger furfag.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Dec 7,2011 2:05am
I restarted because being a pure mage is massively overpowered even on Expert. Now trying a thief using only a bow and dagger and the game feels much more balanced. Probably won't last (the sneak 100 skill looks like a gamebreaker) but in the meantime, pickpocketing is hilarious.



toggletoggle post by sigh at Dec 7,2011 3:10pm
no lollygaggin



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 7,2011 5:10pm
Does anyone know what the hell I'm spose to do with Hjaltis Sword? It weak, weighs alot, and undroppable because it's a quest item, but I have no quest for it.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Dec 7,2011 5:25pm
It's your burden. You have to get Sam to carry either it or carry you to the mountain.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 7,2011 5:28pm
Fuck Sam. Lydia said she was sworn to carry burdens.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 7,2011 5:32pm
whos sam? what mountain? YOUR MOMS A BURDEN



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 7,2011 5:39pm edited Dec 7,2011 5:40pm
LOL did the lord of the rings reference just go over your head, Mr. Frodo?



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 7,2011 5:48pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
LOL did the lord of the rings reference just go over your head, Mr. Frodo?


oh wow, yes haha

also, I was just kinda weed-smokingly wandering around on my horse for like twenty minutes through the country side and I noticed a random pair of boots just floating in the air for no reason.




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 7,2011 5:49pm
hahaha



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 7,2011 9:40pm
its a ghost with Shit Stomper Boots of the Bellowing Phoenix and they give him +5 to fucking your shit up. i would run if i were you.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 9,2011 9:06am
hidden treasure chest with an unlimited supply of shit is epic.

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Dec 9,2011 4:25pm
*looks around*

I'm just going to leave this here
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-took-an-arrow-in-the-knee/photos

*walks away*



toggletoggle post by ark at Dec 9,2011 5:21pm
bahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by eddienli at Dec 10,2011 7:48pm
doing my 2nd random double dragon battle. fuck....



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 10,2011 11:22pm



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 11,2011 12:08am
Everyone at rites of darkness is talking about skyrim canceling.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 11,2011 3:36pm



my nigger furfag looks pretty fucking cool.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 11,2011 5:16pm


You guys been here yet? Makes me want to take shrooms everytime. So fucking trippy.



toggletoggle post by ark at Dec 11,2011 5:19pm
not yet, i just found the dwarven ruins in the glacier.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 11,2011 6:27pm
ark said[orig][quote]
not yet, i just found the dwarven ruins in the glacier.


That's the one..



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 11,2011 8:23pm
has anyone else done that quest at Rannveig's Fast where that faggot wizard sets you up to get trapped?


so I fall into his trap and he starts his monologue that I dont give a fuck about... i immediately pick the lock to the cage and crouch to sneak. the moment i step foot outside of the cage i'm hidden and he is all like "is someone there?" and i fucking slit his throat. it was brutal.



toggletoggle post by Martins at Dec 12,2011 10:56am
Blackreach is awesome. I want to know more about the dwaaaaaarves



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 12,2011 11:02am
This game has been out a month and I barely feel like i've put a dent into it, even at lvl 40 and beating the main quest.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 12,2011 11:03am edited Dec 12,2011 11:03am
Main quest was very anti climactic btw.



toggletoggle post by ark at Dec 12,2011 11:05am
the whole game is full of tiny climaxes. like life.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 12,2011 11:07am
*butthead laugh*



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Dec 12,2011 11:07am
I'm only at Level 30. Have yet to see one of these elusive elder dragons, guessing they'll appear once I get higher in level. I don't get to play nearly as much as I'd like to be able to play. Thieves Guild storyline was awesome. Dark Brotherhood storyline was awesome. Got the skeleton key, I'm supposed to return it to Nocturnal's temple but fuck that obviously.

Aril, did you also get your nightingale armor from the the thieves' guild quest?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 12,2011 11:13am
Yes, and I upgraded it to Legendary with Void Salts.



toggletoggle post by FAG IS SLAGHAT at Dec 12,2011 11:15am
Not if you only fap or fuck once every two weeks



toggletoggle post by ark at Dec 12,2011 11:16am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
ark said[orig][quote]
not yet, i just found the dwarven ruins in the glacier.


That's the one..


I think I was in a different ruin. I thought I combed the place clean and couldn't find the mushroomroom. I did find a really long shaft.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Dec 12,2011 11:19am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Yes, and I upgraded it to Legendary with Void Salts.

I have void salts a-plenty at my house in riften but lack the smithing wherewithal to upgrade the armor. I've focused my perks on sneak, archery and two-handed thus far.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Dec 12,2011 11:19am
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Dec 12,2011 11:20am
dammit, that was for ark.



toggletoggle post by ark at Dec 12,2011 11:20am
maxing out smithing was so easy, i just made 10,000 daggers and bought most of the mats.

alchemy, however, stuck in the 40's no matter how many potions i make. i haven't perked it up at all, maybe that's why.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 12,2011 11:21am
Nope, I think the entrance is for a quest. But you open up numerous shafts that go down to it. It's a huge underground world. obviously they made it to look trippy: mushrooms and black light effects. Also, floaties, which I see while tripping sometimes



toggletoggle post by ark at Dec 12,2011 11:21am
i didn't know michael scott played skyrim.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 12,2011 11:57am
burnsy said[orig][quote]

I've focused my perks on sneak, archery and two-handed thus far.


I have a 2 hand sneaking archer - I call her LYDIA.

Smithing makes money obsolete. I have almost 200,000G and NOTHING worth spending it on. I make the baddest armor myself. Got the dual enchanting perk, so I'm gonna start building an uuuuber suit of daedric armor and add a second enchant to each of my swords, bringing each sword up to around 120 damage.

Oh, I started up the main quest again. DRAGONREND makes dragon battles easy. Even 2 on one fights. Stunlocking two dragons at a time FTW.








toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 12,2011 11:59am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Nope, I think the entrance is for a quest. But you open up numerous shafts that go down to it. It's a huge underground world. obviously they made it to look trippy: mushrooms and black light effects. Also, floaties, which I see while tripping sometimes



Blackreach/Blackrock? That's part of the main quest. You're getting ahead of yourself. If you get a Elder Scroll while you're down there, DON'T LOSE IT.

That place is wicked trippy. So far it's the longest dungeon in the game. It's like a dungeon in a dungeon in a dungeon. I like that they give you a way out to the surface at the halfway point so you can lighten your inventory.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Dec 12,2011 12:01pm
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
I have a 2 hand sneaking archer - I call her LYDIA.


Lydia is dead. Long live Lydia.

I got a new housecarl in Riften anyway. Her name is Iona and she's just as badass.

I just love sniping dudes from some high point while people are all scrambling around the fort. "I swear I heard something." BOOM, dead.



toggletoggle post by ark at Dec 12,2011 12:03pm
I wish I found THE STEED sign far earlier in the game.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 12,2011 12:06pm
I can't aim arrows. That's why I have Onmurund or something as a companion. Level 40 mage beats my level 15 Lydia or whatever she is.

I didn't buy the house in alston yet. Too many thieves around. I have houses in Mage city, Markarth (dwarf city haunted house), Solitude, Whiterun, and I'm pretty sure I bought another when I was stoned and tired. Just forget where...

What's the deal with the house in Alston? Is that a back porch I see?




toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 12,2011 12:08pm
ark said[orig][quote]
I wish I found THE STEED sign far earlier in the game.


Like buying a horse, or something different? I'm on my second or third horse. Cool fact - if you fall off a cliff the horse will absorb most of the impact. ;)



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 12,2011 12:16pm
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]

What's the deal with the house in Alston? Is that a back porch I see?

Enchanting table and alchemy lab in the basement. Garden outside that regrows every 30 days. The porch is pretty sweet. Don't have to worry about thieves when you're the leader of the thieves guild.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 12,2011 12:18pm
I just completed a simple mission that paid me 3600 gold. Thanks, moar plz.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Dec 12,2011 12:23pm
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
Cool fact - if you fall off a cliff the horse will absorb most of the impact. ;)


Haha I found this out by accident yesterday. Had to steal a horse for some dude who was in jail and wasn't paying attention. Had to restart or fail the quest.

BTW - Anyone else have shadowmere? Does that horse not fucking die ever? I did this quest that resulted in all of the city guards attacking me, I ran outside the gate while Shadowmere tanked for me and I picked them all off with arrows.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 12,2011 12:29pm
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
ark said[orig][quote]
I wish I found THE STEED sign far earlier in the game.


Like buying a horse, or something different? I'm on my second or third horse. Cool fact - if you fall off a cliff the horse will absorb most of the impact. ;)


I havnt bought a horse, but every time I fast travel, theres just a random horse there for me. I don't know if its a glitch, but it makes buying a horse obsolete.



toggletoggle post by ark at Dec 12,2011 12:32pm
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
ark said[orig][quote]
I wish I found THE STEED sign far earlier in the game.


Like buying a horse, or something different?


It's one of those constellation stones that give you buffs. The Steed one lets you carry more and makes heavy armor quiet. It's WAAAAY over on the northwest coast.



toggletoggle post by ark at Dec 12,2011 12:33pm
Did anybody get the horse named FROST? He's a pretty cool.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Dec 12,2011 12:38pm
Bahhhhhh.

Haha but yeah that's the one I had to steal.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 12,2011 12:41pm
I had to do that mission but it bugged out and wont let me do anything now.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 12,2011 4:07pm
found this in whiterun




toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 12,2011 4:07pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I used to be a straight man, then I took a sperm load to the face.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 12,2011 4:12pm edited Dec 12,2011 4:13pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
i used to be sober, then I backed into a car at the Skybar in 2006 then drove away like nothing happened



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 12,2011 4:15pm
THAT NEVER HAPPENED AND I WILL DENY IT FOREVAR



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 12,2011 4:16pm
LOL
I fell over laughing. That same show I was spitting spitballs at beelze the whole night.

BRING BACK SKYBAR



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 12,2011 4:17pm
That show was wrens first show. WE CREATED A MONSTER



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 12,2011 4:20pm
Wren was there? No way



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 12,2011 4:22pm
he posted a fb status one time stating that his first 'underground boston show' or something to that effect, was at the skybar when blessed offal played with I think witch tomb.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 12,2011 4:23pm
That show I remember was CNV/Hirudenea/SignoftheGoat/Hekseri



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 12,2011 4:25pm
oh that show. haha ok nevermind. I remember that. the sound guy was wearing an eaten back to life shirt and said we reminded hiim of deicide. lulz



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 14,2011 11:25am
I haven't played this game in several years. Will get back into it one of these days...



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 14,2011 1:20pm
i sessioned for like 2 hours after I got home from the airport yesterday but wasnt really into it...




toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Dec 14,2011 1:23pm
buying tonight. knee problems tomorrow.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 14,2011 1:28pm
Yeah, it's always weird coming back to your normal boring life of work, facebook, and video games, after a vacation.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 14,2011 10:07pm
anyone notice how broken using 2 handed weapons really is? especially if you spec into it. everything dies in 1 hit unless its a "boss" and then it dies in 2 hits. level through 10 so far with a redguard broad i made just to see how broken 2 handers are... its a cakewalk.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Dec 14,2011 10:24pm
dark elf



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 14,2011 10:51pm edited Dec 14,2011 10:51pm
Greetings, fellow Bosmer.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 14,2011 10:59pm edited Dec 15,2011 12:56am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
dark elf


way to pick the nigga race of skyrim



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Dec 15,2011 12:50am
haters gonna hate.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Dec 15,2011 8:34am
Have fun in Windhelm.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 15,2011 9:38am
Dragonborns never get disrespected.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 15,2011 9:41am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Dragonborns never get disrespected.


The prophecy clearly states that it's a Nord who is Dragonborn. He is a false one. You're all false Dragonborns.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Dec 15,2011 9:44am
they don't even know what your race is.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 15,2011 9:45am
Maybe I'm the dragonborn and I just don't know it yet.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 15,2011 9:49am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
they don't even know what your race is.


Ohhhhh yes they do.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 15,2011 10:12am
Prophecy was subjective.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 15,2011 10:16am
hahhaa.
Subjective Prophecy, a new metalcore band on Dawnstar Records



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Dec 15,2011 11:06am
here is my impression of me playing the game: finds giants/mammoths dies.. overf and over and over again.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Dec 15,2011 11:07am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
they don't even know what your race is.


yea they do. they say things like "staying out of trouble kinsmen?" and "it's good to see a fellow nord" and you get better prices. being a darkie elf is basically being a black guy in a chinese guys convenient store.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Dec 15,2011 11:10am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
here is my impression of me playing the game: finds giants/mammoths dies.. overf and over and over again.

Generally they won't fuck with you if you have your weapon sheathed and aren't running right up on them.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 15,2011 11:11am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
here is my impression of me playing the game: finds giants/mammoths dies.. overf and over and over again.


Any player with two brain cells would know to avoid giants until you're at least a lvl 30. Go to Whiterun and Riverwood, fool. I can picture you only playing this game for an hour then putting it next to Vagrant story to collect dust because you like games like Little Fag World on ipad and not real men games.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 15,2011 11:13am
lol@real men games



toggletoggle post by arktourO‘s at Dec 15,2011 3:17pm
Spaldino said[orig][quote]
anyone notice how broken using 2 handed weapons really is? especially if you spec into it. everything dies in 1 hit unless its a "boss" and then it dies in 2 hits. level through 10 so far with a redguard broad i made just to see how broken 2 handers are... its a cakewalk.


not on master difficulty, i have 100 2 handed, i do a good amount damage against most humans but any vampires or a troll clan i have a hard time with. i'm level 47, the balance is about where i would expect it when i fight groups or fight bosses.



toggletoggle post by arktourO‘s at Dec 15,2011 3:18pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
here is my impression of me playing the game: finds giants/mammoths dies.. overf and over and over again.


Any player with two brain cells would know to avoid giants until you're at least a lvl 30. Go to Whiterun and Riverwood, fool. I can picture you only playing this game for an hour then putting it next to Vagrant story to collect dust because you like games like Little Fag World on ipad and not real men games.


lol BURN????? rev is not going to stovokor.



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Dec 15,2011 6:55pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Yeah, it's always weird coming back to your normal boring life of work, facebook, and video games, after a vacation.


Yeah I haven't loaded up the game yet since I got back from Texas. I have although been reading Dance with Dragons finally by George RR Martin. The plane ride forced me to get into it again and I'm hooked.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Dec 15,2011 6:57pm
dude i feel like NOTHING happened in that book...



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Dec 15,2011 7:06pm



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 15,2011 7:40pm
Hivemind, I started reading those books on the plane as well. Gonna 'rim it for the first time in a little bit if I don't get the urge to record.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 15,2011 8:56pm



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Dec 15,2011 9:39pm
AndrewBastard%20NLI said[orig][quote]
dude i feel like NOTHING happened in that book...


Don't spoil it buttmutch



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 15,2011 11:14pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier






toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 19,2011 6:16pm
Large Negro Kitty stopped playing because he took an arrow to the paw.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 19,2011 6:28pm
Nope, just getting bored. Most of the way finished with the main quest.

Game just kinda got to a point where money is falling out of my ass with nothing to buy, and a lot of the quests are bugging. I got bored.




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 19,2011 6:41pm
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
Nope, just getting bored. Most of the way finished with the main quest.

Game just kinda got to a point where money is falling out of my ass with nothing to buy, and a lot of the quests are bugging. I got bored.



Good. Now move on to the real one: Daggerfall.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Dec 19,2011 6:46pm
The end of the main quest was disapoint. Alduin was a massive pussy.



toggletoggle post by ark at Dec 19,2011 7:02pm
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
nothing to buy, and a lot of the quests are bugging. I got bored.


yup. i'm at level 47 with probably 90-100 hours of actual playing time. i'm still gonna keep going back to it, but this always happens with elder scrolls, when the map is full, you've beaten it. half the quests are bugged, and you never could get yourself to climax. just long, gorgeous, painful sex.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 19,2011 7:12pm
I'm like lvl 32 with maybe 70 hours and I have it on master and it still seems too easy at alot of parts. Even the difficult parts only take me 3 tries max. Havnt experienced any glitches other than with graphics. I'm not bored with it but I havn't been able to find much time for it, every time I sit down to RIM I find my attention turns to something else. ADD I guess.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Dec 21,2011 2:13pm
lost my house carl. lvl 9.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 21,2011 2:47pm
I'm still enjoying myself. Faggerdall to the haters!



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 22,2011 3:16pm

bennyhillifier

Best reason I've seen to get the PC version.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 25,2011 12:29am
I encountered my first major glitch. I'm doing the quest where you have to get Mehrune's Razor's pieces, and on the third piece I'm out near Markarth at some redoubt and EVERY time I get to the forsworn leader it gets super choppy and I can't attack. It just starts getting almost blurry, and I die. I tried a million fucking times. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

also, in b4 aril PC is better



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 25,2011 12:39am
PC is better



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 25,2011 12:40am
Did that mission. Dunno why yours is glitching



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 25,2011 12:45am
I tried coming at it from a different direction and it's fine. It might have had something to do with the rocks they dropped on me, because when I went around from the side that was the only thing that was different and I killed that bitch faster than hearing Blood on the Dance Floor killed my will to live.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 25,2011 12:49am
or maybe the disc had a scratch or smudge? whatever. I rimmed for 11 hours straight today.



toggletoggle post by LucidCurse at Dec 25,2011 3:42am



toggletoggle post by LucidCurse at Dec 25,2011 3:44am



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Dec 25,2011 11:26am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
they don't even know what your race is.


Ohhhhh yes they do.
you sir are incorrect.

http://www.gamecritics.com/richard-naik/br...n-skyrims-racism-lacks-authenticity



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 25,2011 11:41am
NAANPC disagrees.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard in Newport at Dec 25,2011 12:20pm
deep into the Dark Brohood quests....stuck at my parents house right now though so no RIMMAGE for me till tomorrow :(



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 25,2011 12:31pm
woke up at 11 this morning. gonna jump right back in and start rimming as soon as my coffees done.

also, snow bear = REPOAST OF A REPOAST



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 25,2011 12:49pm
Dark brotherhood storyline is awesome.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 25,2011 1:06pm
I thought the Thieves Guild was more fun



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 25,2011 1:13pm
I havn't done either of those, I just did the stormcloaks, it was pretty cool.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Dec 26,2011 12:18am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Dragonborns never get disrespected.


The prophecy clearly states that it's a Nord who is Dragonborn. He is a false one. You're all false Dragonborns.
at the mage's college, I just got called a nord...



toggletoggle post by ernie at Dec 26,2011 12:40am
downloading now. hated the last one, loved fallout3, hated newvegas, hopefully this rules



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Dec 26,2011 9:23am
I just ordered fallout 3 for $12 new. Skyrim seems to not get as lost in the weeds as oblivion.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 26,2011 10:50am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
I just ordered fallout 3 for $12 new.


Buy the DLC!!! The one that allows you to continue playing after the end of the main quest line. It's not so much DLC as it is a fix for a broken game.





toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard in Newport at Dec 26,2011 10:52am
in order for me to continue on the main quest, I have to bring dragon scales and dragon bones to Estbern (or whatever his name is) but when I select that mission and then press "show on map" it doesnt do anything so I have no idea where this dude is...

WUT?



toggletoggle post by Cicero at Dec 26,2011 11:35am
Esbern is always with the Blades at Sky Haven Temple:




toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard in Newport at Dec 26,2011 11:39am
oh word?....thanks.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 26,2011 11:57am
Don't bother. Last patch broke the quest anyway.

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrimragon_Research




toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Dec 26,2011 1:56pm
im a 360er



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 26,2011 2:21pm
AndrewBastard%20NLI said[orig][quote]
im a 360er


1.3 (bugged patch)is PS3 and 360. Only version with a workaround IS the PC version.

Unless you did manage to drink the potion and turn in the quest, in which case I stand corrected.




toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Dec 26,2011 2:28pm
does it patch automatically? I like never have my 360 online when i RIM IT UP.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 26,2011 3:35pm
AndrewBastard%20NLI said[orig][quote]
does it patch automatically? I like never have my 360 online when i RIM IT UP.


Then you are likely safe.



toggletoggle post by zyklon at Dec 26,2011 5:31pm
I'm going to gamestop tomorrow, should I buy the ps3 or 360 version?



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 26,2011 5:38pm
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
I just ordered fallout 3 for $12 new.


Buy the DLC!!! The one that allows you to continue playing after the end of the main quest line. It's not so much DLC as it is a fix for a broken game.




also, the original lvl cap was 20. W T F



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Dec 26,2011 7:08pm
Lvl 13. Started finishing up side quests that I took up for no reason er... raisin.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 26,2011 9:07pm
zyklon said[orig][quote]
I'm going to gamestop tomorrow, should I buy the ps3 or 360 version?


They are by all accounts equal. Pick the one you prefer.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 26,2011 9:15pm
PC.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 26,2011 9:34pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
PC.

old newz



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 26,2011 10:32pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
PC.


I have a real hard time laying down on the couch while playing PC games. It's too bad, because I otherwise LOVE playing faster and better looking versions of games on a monitor 1/4 the size of my home theater screen.

And while being forced to play on this inferior gigantic screen and amazing sound system I miss terribly the benefits of playing PC games online where I can compare stats, trophies, and play with my other gaming friends. All four of them who actually have the PC version.

Luckily, I am consoled by the 972,000 other friends I have who own the PS3 versions.

But you are correct, PC is better in every way. Except a few. And some others.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Dec 26,2011 10:49pm
zyklon said[orig][quote]
I'm going to gamestop tomorrow, should I buy the ps3 or 360 version?


360. I heard the ps3 has some lag issues. Not sure if it's been patched though.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 26,2011 10:56pm
the PC version, if you aren't from the midwest and retarded, is better. your computer can be hooked up to your huge tv as well as your sound system. you can also play with a wireless xbox360 or ps3 controller so you can lay down and play all you want. you also can have a wireless keyboard and mouse if you prefer to play an FPS-like "properly". not to mention that the PC version has MODS that have an infinite amount of potential replay value. the game is going to continue to grow and evolve on the PC (look at Morrowind).

also if you want to be a faggot and complain about the price of a PC that can play this game in ultra (about any PC thats $900+ new now), you can just pirate games to save money. if you also want to further justify that point... lets say you buy a 60 dollar new game every other month... thats 360 bucks. (most gamers pick up far more than just 6 games a year but this is an example.) take the price of the system new, 300 bucks (dont you dare mention the xbox arcade or the cheaper ps3)... thats 660 bucks. PC is only like 400 more. take into account that this is also your computer... so thats another 400 bucks or so for a basic regular computer and it equals out pretty much.


PC rapes.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 26,2011 10:58pm
it's a fucking wonder box, duder.



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Dec 26,2011 11:51pm
I used to not own Skyrim...then I took an arrow to the knee.

(It's the PS3 version though. My PC isn't even remotely close to capable of handling it. And it wasn't my call.)



toggletoggle post by arkmass at Dec 26,2011 11:55pm
yeah, what spaldino said. plus, steam is like xbox live with less children and more neckbeards.



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Dec 27,2011 1:02am
Spaldino said[orig][quote]
the PC version, if you aren't from the midwest and retarded, is better. your computer can be hooked up to your huge tv as well as your sound system. you can also play with a wireless xbox360 or ps3 controller so you can lay down and play all you want. you also can have a wireless keyboard and mouse if you prefer to play an FPS-like "properly". not to mention that the PC version has MODS that have an infinite amount of potential replay value. the game is going to continue to grow and evolve on the PC (look at Morrowind).

also if you want to be a faggot and complain about the price of a PC that can play this game in ultra (about any PC thats $900+ new now), you can just pirate games to save money. if you also want to further justify that point... lets say you buy a 60 dollar new game every other month... thats 360 bucks. (most gamers pick up far more than just 6 games a year but this is an example.) take the price of the system new, 300 bucks (dont you dare mention the xbox arcade or the cheaper ps3)... thats 660 bucks. PC is only like 400 more. take into account that this is also your computer... so thats another 400 bucks or so for a basic regular computer and it equals out pretty much.


PC rapes.


It still doesn't change the fact that some people want to play a game right away while they can and don't have tthe money to buy a PC dude. People like this sound like such a little whiney dork it gives the whole PC community a bad name. I truely cannont stand most gamers because they are so fucking annoying.



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Dec 27,2011 3:50am
If you aren't building your own chipsets and running skyrim in an OS you wrote you're a giant faggot who isn't really playing Skyrim.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 27,2011 6:56am edited Dec 27,2011 7:00am
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
PC.

I miss terribly the benefits of playing PC games online where I can compare stats, trophies, and play with my other gaming friends. All four of them who actually have the PC version.

Luckily, I am consoled by the 972,000 other friends I have who own the PS3.


Steam does all of that, Nigger Cat.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 27,2011 6:59am edited Dec 27,2011 7:07am
Argument comes up all the time.

I stopped caring about consoles when they ceased being consoles and started being wannabe computers.

And yea, I had a shitty computer up until last year. Now I have a bargain computer from BJ's that I upgraded with a new power supply and video card for under 200 bucks. The total cost of the system was under 600. I just beat COD MW3 on high settings and everything looked superb.
I don't own an HDTV because I don't watch much TV or care to. You guys all complaining about PC costs spend more money on an HDTV, sound system, and a couch.. NO MAKEY SENSE



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 27,2011 10:14am
I've made incremental upgrades for years, the price equals that of getting a new console every 5 years and the benefits are unquestionable. I use a 37" monitor, your argument is invalid.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 27,2011 10:26am
Pires said[orig][quote]
zyklon said[orig][quote]
I'm going to gamestop tomorrow, should I buy the ps3 or 360 version?


360. I heard the ps3 has some lag issues. Not sure if it's been patched though.


Incorrect. BOTH units had lag issues that were fixed with the first patch.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 27,2011 10:37am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
I've made incremental upgrades for years, the price equals that of getting a new console every 5 years and the benefits are unquestionable. I use a 37" monitor, your argument is invalid.



My last gaming rig = $1400. (2005?) Add in about 5 years of upgrades, replacement parts, etc... + monitor, PSU, $100 Razer mouse, etc... = LOTS OF MONEY.


46" LED T.V. - $550
PS3 Slim - $300
Speakers + receiver - $300

Did I miss anything? Curious how your math just doesn't add up.


PC games are superior - GRAPHICALLY. That is all. Development dollars are less. Release dates are later. The fanbase/#of people you know playing one is smaller. Coding is often identical, especially when you buy one of those awesome games that could be 1000 times better on PC, only to find the PC release is nothing but a shitty CONSOLE PORT anyway.

So yeah, other than being able to run huge textures and mods for skyrim (which we're all enjoying mod-free right now anyway)name ONE OTHER GAME in the last year that is worth the purchase on PC vs. console.

I'll give you a hint: Betamax was better than VHS back in the day. It still failed because POPULARITY and COMPATIBILITY go a lot further than TECHNICAL SUPERIORITY.

PC might be a great platform, but until developers and gamers catch onto that, it's still the dead medium it has been for several years now. Just ask the revolving staff of editors and writers at PC Gamer magazine struggling to hold their jobs.







toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 27,2011 10:39am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
PC.

I miss terribly the benefits of playing PC games online where I can compare stats, trophies, and play with my other gaming friends. All four of them who actually have the PC version.

Luckily, I am consoled by the 972,000 other friends I have who own the PS3.


Steam does all of that, Nigger Cat.



Quick, all the gamers in this thread who are on steam more than once a week raise your hands...



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 27,2011 12:17pm edited Dec 27,2011 12:18pm
Funny thing is, all you fags that play FPS games on consoles would get owned by PC Gamers. Face the facts, PC Gamers are better at games and are more involved. Console gaming/gamers are just PC Gaming lite and are trendy hipsters, which is why the market shifted.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 27,2011 12:19pm
Also, way too many kids on 360 live. Play some real competition, faggots.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 27,2011 12:21pm
Only having PC Gaming elitism is real because IT'S TRUE AND YOU CONSOLE FAGS CANT ADMIT IT. MEET ME IN CHINATOWN'S CS 1.6 SERVER NO AWPS



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 27,2011 12:32pm
Nintendo products are the only real consoles left. Theyre not wannabe PCs.

WHATS THIS? 4 POSTS IN A ROW? THATS RIGHT, BITCH



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 27,2011 12:36pm
LNK, 1400 is retarded. Myself or ark could build you a computer with 500 plus spare parts you already have laying around.



toggletoggle post by Your Average Console Gamer at Dec 27,2011 12:39pm
Hi guys, what's this button do?



toggletoggle post by Your Average Console Gamer at Dec 27,2011 12:40pm
Shit. I forgot to make my XBOX Live Character look like me even though they all look dumb.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 27,2011 12:41pm
What it comes down to for me is that pretty much the only game I play is Skyrim, so I'm not gonna spend $700+ on a computer for one game, or $100 and tons of time upgrading, or however the fuck you nerds want to spell it out. Obviously PC is better, but it's still a hell of a fucking game on any system, and LOL at people using video games as a catalyst for elitism. You people are just awful.
Oh and I do agree that playing FPS on anything but PC is for mouth breathing morons like that hideous idiot on the rttp home page.



toggletoggle post by Your Average Console Gamer at Dec 27,2011 12:41pm
Oh no, I think I need a new 80 dollar 10 ft HDMI cable for my $1500 TV.



toggletoggle post by Your Average Console Gamer at Dec 27,2011 12:43pm
I hate Elitist PC gamers. They talk a lot of trash.



toggletoggle post by Your Average Console Gamer at Dec 27,2011 12:43pm
Blessed Offal uses photoshop for elitism.



toggletoggle post by Your Average Console Gamer at Dec 27,2011 12:45pm
Oh hi guys, when are they going to port Starcraft II to Xbox??



toggletoggle post by Your Average Console Gamer at Dec 27,2011 12:46pm
Shit. My xbox crashed. Let me wait 4 weeks to have it mailed out and fixed.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 27,2011 12:47pm
Here's an example of why I am more elite than you, despite my use of a console:
-my bands better
-my dicks bigger
-I could probably beat all of you up at the same time with one hand and still hold my 360 controller in the other hand and kill elder dragons on master without hitting more than one button.
-I don't have opinions on black metal anymore because I'm not in middle school.
-My boobs are bigger



toggletoggle post by Your Average Console Gamer at Dec 27,2011 12:48pm
WTF MY PS3 WONT PLAY BLU RAYS ANY MORE. NOW I CANT WATCH MY 90 DOLLAR SET OF BAND OF BROTHERS ON MY $1500 HDTV



toggletoggle post by Your Average Console Gamer at Dec 27,2011 12:50pm
WAY TO TAKE IT OUT OF CONTEXT ROSS



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot at Dec 27,2011 12:52pm
Consoles are cool if you're not serious about games. *shrug*



toggletoggle post by Your Average Console Gamer at Dec 27,2011 12:52pm
Fuck. YOU MEAN I HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER HEAD SET WITH A MIC?



toggletoggle post by Your Average Console Gamer at Dec 27,2011 12:53pm
How do I hit control alt delete?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 27,2011 1:02pm edited Dec 27,2011 1:03pm
I figure, if you already have a computer that can handle photoshop (which I KNOW you didn't pay for), you can put down for a decent graphics card like aril did and play Skyrim: Generations on settings that feel/look better than any console.



toggletoggle post by Your Average Console Gamer at Dec 27,2011 1:08pm
You figured wrong bitch. My dick is bigger because I play console games.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 27,2011 1:11pm
Anon is basically that rich guy who buys a $70,000 Porsche to make up for the fact that his trophy wife is fucking the pool boy because she can't stand the sight of his awful body naked. But at least his car goes fast amirite!



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 27,2011 1:17pm
XBOX 360 and MacBook Pro or GTFO



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 27,2011 1:19pm



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot at Dec 27,2011 1:21pm
Andrew, you're excused from the console wars due to your Mac disability. It's like having flat feet in WWII.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot at Dec 27,2011 1:21pm
Xbox = wheelchair van for gamers



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 27,2011 4:48pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
LNK, 1400 is retarded. Myself or ark could build you a computer with 500 plus spare parts you already have laying around.



In 2005, it was pretty average for a gaming rig. 2X8800GT alone was close to half the cost.

Of course one could be built cheaper now, but who cares? I got tired of shitty ports and half assed developers anyway.

But Aril is right in one regard - if you're playing FPS you SHOULD prefer a PC. However, it's sad that fag needs to resort to the FPS defense in an RPG thread.






toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 27,2011 4:53pm
The best RPGs came out pre 2000 for consoles.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 27,2011 4:54pm
Red Faction
Rise of the Triad
Jazz Jackrabbit


Now back on topic.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Dec 27,2011 4:56pm
Beat the Star Tropics octopus or fuck yourself.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 27,2011 4:57pm
"like"



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 27,2011 5:07pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
The best RPGs came out pre 2000 for consoles.


That explains all the other 25 page threads about 12 year old RPGs around here.




toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 27,2011 5:31pm
LOL @ any FPS that isn't Natural Selection on steam.

seriously



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 27,2011 5:44pm
ATTN anyone who has steam: I challenge you to a duel in any game. add me and bring it nigga



toggletoggle post by eyeroller at Dec 27,2011 5:54pm
bignig said[orig][quote]




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 27,2011 5:57pm
Large Negro Kitty is mad that he spent 3500 on an Alienware machine in 1996 that had 333mhz and 32MB ram.



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Dec 27,2011 8:22pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Large Negro Kitty is mad that he spent 3500 on an Alienware machine in 1996 that had 333mhz and 32MB ram.


Nigga kitty doesn't waste money like that. My full name is large negro jew-kitty.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Dec 28,2011 1:04am
eyeroller said[orig][quote]
bignig said[orig][quote]






toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 29,2011 5:18pm
OK why am I talking to a dog, and why does it sound like Louis Anderson with a Boston accent? This is the worst quest ever.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 29,2011 5:19pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
OK why am I talking to a dog, and why does it sound like Louis Anderson with a Boston accent? This is the worst quest ever.


boring quest. You can kill the dog, at the end.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 29,2011 5:21pm
Dog is an awesome tank.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 29,2011 5:23pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Dog is an awesome tank.

an awesome what?



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Dec 29,2011 5:26pm
aril hasn't played any games since 1992 and so doesn't know what a "tank" is.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 29,2011 5:28pm
Lol



toggletoggle post by sigh at Dec 29,2011 5:29pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Dog is an awesome tank.

an awesome what?


How is it that the people who claim to be such fans of RPG's do not understand this concept? A tank is any character that will cause the NPC's to attack them instead of you, leaving you free to attack the NPC unharmed. Usually it's a character that is capable of taking a lot of damage.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 29,2011 5:29pm
Was that the movable thing in Blaster Master for NES?



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 29,2011 5:36pm
sigh said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Dog is an awesome .

an awesome what?


A is any character that will cause the NPC's to attack them instead of you,


Re-read your post dude, you're missing words. And noone answered arils question. An awesome what? animal? Mammal? Companion? I don't get it.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 29,2011 5:40pm
Look out tonight at metal Thursday, aril's gonna pull up in an M1 Abrams and you'll all be trolled hard.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Dec 29,2011 5:44pm
The show was last night.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 29,2011 5:49pm
My character has a strange disease...




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 29,2011 6:10pm
sigh said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Dog is an awesome tank.

an awesome what?


How is it that the people who claim to be such fans of RPG's do not understand this concept? A tank is any character that will cause the NPC's to attack them instead of you, leaving you free to attack the NPC unharmed. Usually it's a character that is capable of taking a lot of damage.


1) not knowing what a tank is has nothing to do with knowing what a tank is. It's an rttp joke, hard to explain
2) action rpgs arent real rpgs
3) The Dog is pointless and has a horrible accent



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Dec 29,2011 6:22pm
only turn-based RPGs with anime twinkle music are real



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Dec 29,2011 6:34pm
I learned about tanks from this thread haha. Some thousands of replies ago. His random Boston accent I thought provided a little comic relief and I brought him with me on a ton of quests before actually returning him to Clavicus. He was a great tank and I chose NOT to kill him. I may be all about the Dark Brotherhood but I only kill for hire or when attacked.



toggletoggle post by voice of reason at Dec 30,2011 10:43am



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Dec 30,2011 10:49am
troll identified



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jan 1,2012 2:21pm
Sculdafn at lvl 19. Good idea?



toggletoggle post by Large Negro Kitty at Jan 1,2012 2:28pm
Scala who?

I think imma gonna play again today and just rush the remaining bits of the main quest.

One question before I do for anyone that has finished:

Do I still get to kill dragons after the quest ends, or at least have a way to get more dragon bones?



toggletoggle post by Captain Obvious at Jan 1,2012 2:32pm
How the hell have I missed this sad sack of a thread?

Dorks.




toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Jan 2,2012 12:13am
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said[orig][quote]
Scala who?

I think imma gonna play again today and just rush the remaining bits of the main quest.

One question before I do for anyone that has finished:

Do I still get to kill dragons after the quest ends, or at least have a way to get more dragon bones?
Dragons still pop up randomly after the main quest. I finished the main quest a couple of weeks ago and still run into at least one dragon every couple of hours. I finally smithed Dragon Armor today.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jan 2,2012 1:10am
I'm at sovngarde right now.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 2,2012 1:57am
By the twin moons, I just stumbled upon Blackmarsh...



toggletoggle post by chrisREX at Jan 2,2012 6:16pm
I started playing this Friday, lvl 13, just returned the horn to the greybeards. My character has a heavy armor, archery, one handed, destruction, and speech focus.

Any recommendations on how to boost my magica besides leveling up?



toggletoggle post by voice of reason at Jan 2,2012 6:42pm
bump



toggletoggle post by Big bag of assorted nigger parts at Jan 2,2012 6:48pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jan 3,2012 12:33am edited Jan 3,2012 12:34am
Sovngrade is the last of the man quest?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Jan 3,2012 12:55am
pretty much. take your pic on what dragon to kill.
but there's "side" main quests, too.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jan 3,2012 1:07am
Damn, short game... Seeing as oblivion took me 5 months to do 2 of the 9 main quests.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Jan 3,2012 1:26am
uhh, doing every mission in the game takes weeks of time.

the main quest was short in this one, but that's not the game. the game was everything else you can do.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 3,2012 1:28am
For magika boosting, max out your enchanting skill and get the dual effect unlock. Get an enchanter's philter that increases enchantment powers by 20% for 60 seconds, then quickly enchant whatever armor/bling with Fortify Magika and Magika Regeneration. Having the blessing of certain mage stones probably helps with your magika amount too.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jan 3,2012 1:42am
Haha "I beat the game"



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 3,2012 1:51am



toggletoggle post by FUS RO DUH at Jan 3,2012 1:52am



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Jan 3,2012 8:55am
I RIM'D IT UP quite a bit this weekend...

I'm def towards the end of the main quest (trap the dragon in Dragonsreach) but I'm gonna put it off and continue on some other side quests.

Finished the Dark Bro Hoods...decorated the shit out of the new hideout.

I've noticed that if i buy or steal a horse, it'll stick around for a while and just appear out of no where when I fast travel (OMG POSER!!) but eventually it'll go away BUT, when I got Shadowmere, that motherfucker has been with me forever...ALWAYS shows up wherever I go.

I've yet to encounter a werewolf and/or any situation where I could see getting married ever happening...

also, I hate the dwarven caves...fuck off robot spiders.



toggletoggle post by ark at Jan 3,2012 8:57am
2 things that caused me to stop playing skyrim:

a bunch of stupid quest bugs on my level 48 char.

starting a new character that's not a nord = people still call you a nord. completely ruins the game for me.

i love this game but i'm waiting for mods to address some issues before i jump back in.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Jan 3,2012 9:03am
seriously? I've considered starting over as some random race just to see what its like but if thats the case that is fucking GAY.

I wanted to be a dark elf and get hated on and jumped, hate crime style for not being a Nord.



toggletoggle post by timma at Jan 3,2012 9:05am
26 fucking pages. Sweet Jeebus.



toggletoggle post by ark at Jan 3,2012 9:06am
i started a breton chick and the first thing i did was go to the mage college, had 2 people call me a nord and just quit the game, haha



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jan 3,2012 9:08am
I'm only at lvl 20.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Jan 3,2012 9:13am
I'm done for now, will step foot in Tamriel every so often until I start a new game. Usually happens within 6 months.
I'm too busy doing reality simulations with my upgraded M4A1 and owning people in MW3. fuck these new games, though. I'ma start a new Shining Force II game.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Jan 3,2012 9:19am
that would rule.




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 3,2012 10:18am
I'm a dark elf but no one's called me a nord in my memory. Also, everyone loves me.

My next character is going to be a destruction/melee Khajit, and will probably start up when major conversion mods are out. Angry big titted cat with a wig ftw



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Jan 3,2012 10:55am
Yeah, I may go Argonian....never once tried that. Makes more sense an Argonia would be dragon born, no?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 3,2012 11:25am
A water dragon, maybe...



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down! at Jan 3,2012 9:05pm
Alright, I tried it, and now I'm hooked. I can't believe I made fun of this game. It's tits. Fuck.



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Jan 3,2012 11:41pm
Ive played as a Khajit the whole time and all i ever here is "You'll make a fine rug cat!" (dats racist) No one calls me a nord. Sounds like you got a weird buggy version.

I'm still not doing the main quest whatsoever. I haven't gotten any time to really sit down and play for long stretches though so Im still only level 36.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Jan 4,2012 12:42am
I'm a little bored since I finished the main quest... but I think I'm going to do some side quests and level up so that I can kill all the giants and their mammoths. fuck those guys. I also want to see how far north I can go.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Jan 4,2012 4:27am
Where can you steal stuff that is actually worth a damn?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Jan 4,2012 6:57am edited Jan 4,2012 6:59am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
I'm a little bored since I finished the main quest..


Give me a break. why dont you-
-do the dark brotherhood quests
-do the thieves guild quests
-do the mage college quests
-do the stormcloak quests
-do the imperial quests
-do the companion quests
-travel to every city in the game
-do all missions in each city
-various other things

The main quest was shorter than some mission strings. I find it utterly absurd that all you care about is the main quest when there's 150+ other quests in an open environment with limitless opportunity to expand your character.

You don't play RPGs. Return Skyrim now and go back to playing Little Big World for ipad, Milkdrinker.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Jan 4,2012 8:17am
LOL^^

Cher: how do you not have $$$?

In Oblivion/Morrowind I was constantly thieving for goods to sell so I could survive... in Skyrim I'm a baller. I have more money than I know what to do with and COUNTLESS items I could sell but dont need to.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jan 4,2012 9:12am
Cher, the dark dickhood questline is quite lucrative.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Jan 4,2012 10:32am edited Jan 4,2012 10:34am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
I'm a little bored since I finished the main quest
The main quest was just training for the rest of the game. Join the theives guild. Get the skeleton key lock pick and steal everything.



toggletoggle post by Fake Ark at Jan 4,2012 10:45am
frankovhell said[orig][quote]
Ive played as a Khajit the whole time and all i ever here is "You'll make a fine rug cat!" (dats racist) No one calls me a nord. Sounds like you got a weird buggy version.


i'll give it another shot, after the opening quest i literally ran straight to winterhold and the instant someone called me a nord i said FUCK THIS GAME and did something constructive. maybe with a newer character playing on a patched game i can avoid all the other bugs i had. i never had any performance issues, just quest bugs.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jan 4,2012 11:01am
Fake%20Ark said[orig][quote]

someone called me a nord i said FUCK THIS GAME

Really?



toggletoggle post by Fake Ark at Jan 4,2012 11:12am
you know what i mean, i'm exaggerating, after hitting level 50 with one char and all the bugs i had, at that point i just said "meh". it kills the immersion when i'm a breton chick and someone says something like "oh, a nord at the college, what a rarity"

all this skyrim talk is probably going to cause me to fire up the game again tonight and see what new mods i can install.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jan 4,2012 11:17am
Gotcha. Wasn't sure if it was truly fake ark haha. You're point is well taken though. My game hasn't been all the buggy, but I'm a 360 falser.



toggletoggle post by ark at Jan 4,2012 7:51pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
MEET ME IN CHINATOWN'S CS 1.6 SERVER NO AWPS
I don't think it's up anymore, I looked :( A lot of Russian and Chinese ones though.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Jan 4,2012 7:54pm
I have money but where my rare items at?



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jan 4,2012 8:03pm
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
I have money but where my rare items at?

Caves and dwarven ruins.



toggletoggle post by Blessed Offal NLI at Jan 4,2012 8:36pm
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
I have money but where my rare items at?


one good thing to do is rob the Arch Mages quarters in the mage college in Winterhold. Nothing amazing, but plenty of above-average loot.



toggletoggle post by BlownUpJamPad at Jan 10,2012 9:11am


http://boston.craigslist.org/nwb/vgm/2788835266.html

Any rich nerds out there ??

7ft Elder Scrolls Skyrim Dovakiin Statue #250 out of 400 - $3000



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Jan 10,2012 9:17am
LOL what? Terracotta army?



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jan 10,2012 3:06pm
got the good of yellow light, ps3 is dead.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 10,2012 3:08pm
LOL @ 39,000 Views

hahaha nerds



toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Jan 10,2012 3:13pm
Level 43. Just finished the thieves guild guest Saturday. Doing all those jobs got ponderous.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Jan 10,2012 4:06pm
havent played in like a week or so...




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Jan 10,2012 4:12pm
Havent played in 3 weeks.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Jan 10,2012 4:13pm
FALSES!



toggletoggle post by ark at Jan 10,2012 4:17pm
started a new character last night. a ton of awesome texture and graphics mods out there. a new PC interface mod too that works great.

still love the game. impossible to have the same experience twice. i'm going to see what i can do about the quest bugs on my 49 nord too.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Jan 10,2012 4:18pm
I take large breaks from games like that then go back to them. They're meant to be played overtime. besides, I hated how every free second I had was either going to Skyrim or watching Arnold movies.



toggletoggle post by ark at Jan 10,2012 4:20pm
taking breaks is key. if i play a game every night for a week, i start to loathe it.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Jan 10,2012 4:56pm
Skyrim is kinda like a girlfriend...






toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Jan 10,2012 4:56pm
havn't played in 2 weeks. been playing TFC and dawn of war. will pick up again soon. got really buggy.



toggletoggle post by DEEP THOUGHTS at Jan 10,2012 11:09pm
CRT is a much better technology than LCD.

1) Perfect black levels
2) Flawless off-axis viewing
3) Much faster refresh rate than LCD
4) Warmer, more natural image (thanks to scan lines and small granules)
5) Far longer life-span
6) Not subject to manufacture problems such as dead-pixels
7) Good range of compatibility with lower or non-standard resolutions without blurring

Given ultimate space and money the world's best CRT could easily crush the world's best LCD. So tell me /g/, why do you like your inferior screens that companies such as Samsung have brainwashed you to think is better than what already existed? The only cost-savings are on their end.

And the funny thing is you guys keep buying this crappy LCD technology and giving away your free CRTs on Craigslist. A fool and his dollar are soon parted I guess.

And before you start yapping about IPS panels:
Enjoy your slow G2G response to switch pixels already, not to mention that hidden input and scalar lag. Luckily, CRT has no such bullshit.

The only semi-legitimate point I've heard against CRTs regards weight, but you don't bitch about the weight of a prospective couch while furniture shopping, do you? Didn't think so.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Jan 11,2012 12:45am
The tv I game with in my basement is a massive 30" widescreen HD tube tv. I bought it around 2003 and it weighs a ton. I'd gladly trade it for a bigger LCD I could hang on the wall.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Feb 8,2012 11:22pm
At D.I.C.E. 2012, Bethesda Game Studios' Todd Howard just showed an amazing highlight reel of mods the studio built into The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim during a week-long "game jam" after the game's release. Features like mounted combat, a lycanthropy skill tree, and one enormous mudcrab, the width of the horizon, were all shown. And that was the tip of the iceberg.

Howard made no promises that anything seen in the demo reel would ever make it into the game, whether as a title update or downloadable content down the line. But it did showcase the depth of what the Bethesda team built and a creative instinct within the team that matches the mod community's enthusiasm, stoked recently by the release of the official Creation Kit.

Some highlights, by no means an exhaustive list:

• Seasonal foliage.
• Spears.
• Kill cams for magic and ranged combat.
• Stealth enhancements such as water arrows.
• Paralysis runes.
• New follower commands for combat style and training.
• Building your own home..
• Goblins.
• Waygate fast travel.
• Mounted combat.
• Dragon mounts.
• Kinect-enabled shouts.
• Enhanced underwater visuals.
• Ice and fire arrows.
A Werebear.
• Lycanthropy skill tree.
• Becoming a flying vampire, with minions..
• An enormous mud crab.
• "Fat giants."



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Feb 8,2012 11:37pm
Old news.



toggletoggle post by dragon priest at Feb 9,2012 7:00am
3.1GB high resolution texture pack was released yesterday on steam. PC version now looks 10x better, no longer looks like an xbox port. Tons of mods are out too, just click to install them.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Feb 9,2012 9:12am
this is joyous news



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Feb 9,2012 9:17am
arktouros said[orig][quote]
this is old news



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Feb 9,2012 10:30am
Yeah, fan made texture mod is better anyways.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Feb 9,2012 10:31am
i see steam added a native mod repository. awesome.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Feb 9,2012 10:38am
"3) Much faster refresh rate than LCD "
CRTs are typically 60Hz... and max out at 200Hz.
LCDs are 240Hz
LEDs are 480Hz
Plasmas are 600Hz



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Feb 9,2012 10:58am
DEEP%20THOUGHTS said[orig][quote]
CRT is a much better technology than LCD.

The only semi-legitimate point I've heard against CRTs regards weight, but you don't bitch about the weight of a prospective couch while furniture shopping, do you? Didn't think so.


this is one of the worst posts i've ever seen.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Feb 20,2012 8:07am
played almost all day yesterday for the first time in a couple weeks...got a shit load done.




toggletoggle post by ABastard NLI at Mar 5,2012 1:08pm
sooo

I think I'm pretty much done with the game.

Done all main quests, millions of side quests.

I spent 2 hours yesterday walking around and fast traveling from city to city SEEKING new quests to no avail.

aside from the occasional, "bring this letter to so and so" YAY 25 golds!! types of quests here and there, WHAT ELSE IS THERE?

any secret quests I dont know about?

I DONT WANT TO BE DONE.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Mar 5,2012 1:22pm
too bad you don't have a PC bro, i dove back in for a couple hours the other night and tried a bunch of new mods, there's graphics mods, "deadly dragons" mod, "WARS IN SKYRIM" mod which has large scale battles between all factions (bandits vs. orcs, imperial vs. stormcloaks, etc), new NPCs, spells, equipment, etc

(granted i never finished most of the main quest lines on my 49 warrior or 20 mage/thief, so i still have a bunch of excuses for coming back)



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Mar 5,2012 1:24pm
Reason number 465736 why...nevermind



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Mar 5,2012 1:26pm
arktouros said[orig][quote]
too bad you don't have a PC bro, there's nude mods



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Mar 5,2012 1:29pm
that too, there's one realllly good one that jiggles.

it sucks cause consoles couldn't handle 50 battling NPCs with the jiggling.



toggletoggle post by ABastard NLI at Mar 5,2012 1:34pm
I might get the Reckoning game...

I used to be a big RA Salvatore fan (i have like 4 signed books) so it may peak my interest.



toggletoggle post by barock obama at May 31,2012 1:41pm



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at May 31,2012 1:44pm
About a month until Dawnstar comes out for PC, yuh huh



toggletoggle post by chernobyl at May 31,2012 1:49pm
what is dawnstar?



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at May 31,2012 1:54pm
another one of the towns in Tamriel.

I'm like OUT OF STUFF TO DO in this game


never got married. never figured out how to be a Werewolf.

:(



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at May 31,2012 1:56pm
Fuck I meant Dawnguard. Their naming conventions are getting to be like power metal bands with interchangeability.

http://www.shacknews.com/article/73597/sky...-dlc-coming-to-xbox-360-this-summer



toggletoggle post by chernobyl at May 31,2012 1:57pm
Glitch in my skyrim. Turned into full vampire...tried to go and get the cure but the thing is not in the coffin like in all the youtube videos and as the storyline says it should be in that coffin, it just isn't.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at May 31,2012 1:58pm
use admin console for secret arktouros problem solving method, noob



toggletoggle post by arktouros at May 31,2012 3:47pm
a patch actually fixed my permanent werewolf problem. i can't help ya bud.



toggletoggle post by quintessence at May 31,2012 7:45pm
chernobyl, use console commands?

I've been playing heavily modded skyrim with graphical enb mods and everything lately. Not buying Diablo 3 is fine with me. I'm finally doing all the quests and some of the mods people have made are amazing.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Aug 31,2012 11:01am
i'm officially updating / downloading expansions etc and I'm gonna replay the whole game with a new character...



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Aug 31,2012 11:05am
Just got dawnguard yesterday and did a few quests. The new game update makes graphics look smoother and more cinematic.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Aug 31,2012 11:06am
youre a PC guy though right?

I need to get my xbox online to get dawnguard which is greg lou gayness



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Aug 31,2012 11:08am
Yeah, PC. Dunno if my game updates have any effect on you consolers.



toggletoggle post by ark at Aug 31,2012 11:13am
been playing off and on with a few excellent mods, when the game is stable it's fantastic, i still haven't done a majority of the stuff the game offers.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Aug 31,2012 11:15am
What mods are you running ark?



toggletoggle post by trioxin245 at Aug 31,2012 11:23am
I actually bought the PC version the other day because I sold my xbox copy. Haven't even installed it yet because I'm still playing Dead Space 2. I played Skyrim for like 120+ hours but never got anywhere in it, because 90% of the time I was just baked roaming around looking at stuff instead of doing quests.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Aug 31,2012 11:41am
i did like everything in the game but I still want to play it...i just get bored roaming around...

need new quests!



toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Aug 31,2012 12:22pm
I beat Dawngaurd on the Dawngaurd side a while ago. Really fun. Need to go back and complete the werewolf tree.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Aug 31,2012 12:23pm
never saw a werewolf..never got married



toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Aug 31,2012 12:27pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
never saw a werewolf..never got married
Than you haven't even come close to doing everything in the game. You never even met the clan of werewolves? Those are just regular quests in the game.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Aug 31,2012 12:28pm
never had a werewolf quest...ever. i dont understand why. no mention of them even.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Aug 31,2012 12:31pm
dude, even exploring and random quests will lead you to Silver Hand (werewolf hunter) hideouts, where they have werewolves caged.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Aug 31,2012 12:32pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
never had a werewolf quest...ever. i dont understand why. no mention of them even.


It's in whiterun. Go to Jorrvaskr in Whiterun. It's in that area at the bottom of the stairs going to Dragonreach. They'll hook you up, son.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Aug 31,2012 12:33pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
never had a werewolf quest...ever. i dont understand why. no mention of them even.


It's in whiterun. Go to Jorrvaskr in Whiterun. It's in that area at the bottom of the stairs going to Dragonreach. They'll hook you up, son.


Shut the fuck up, Burnsy.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Aug 31,2012 12:37pm
Go be melodic about it, faggot.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Aug 31,2012 12:38pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Go be melodic about it, faggot.


It's in my nature to be melodic, I was born from paganism.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Aug 31,2012 12:44pm
I'M GONNA DO WEREWOLF KWESTS AS SOON AS I GET SETTLED INTO MY NEW PLACEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Aug 31,2012 12:44pm
I married Aela the Huntress. She's a werewolf and a merchant. So I can sell her shit I don't need and she gives me a percentage of her sales.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Aug 31,2012 12:49pm
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]

It's in my nature to be melodic, I was born from Judaism



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Aug 31,2012 12:52pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
So I can sell her shit on rockworldeast.com and she gives me a percentage of her sales.





toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Aug 31,2012 12:52pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]

It's in my nature to be melodic, I was born from Judaism


I got kicked out of hebrew school, lol



toggletoggle post by ark at Aug 31,2012 4:23pm
i'm a bunch of texture and graphics mods, caliente's nude mod, dynamic guards, weather mods, sound effect and soundtrack addons, dance of death killmove+, sky ui, alternate start, midas magic and a few others. my first playthrough i didn't even touch most of the entire west side of the map and now that save file is broken anyway. starting a new game with alternate start mod is a pretty rad.



toggletoggle post by ark at Aug 31,2012 4:39pm
oh yeah, also NO FAST TRAVEL mod.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Aug 31,2012 5:33pm
Cool, I'm gonna look into a few of those. The craftable and enchanting freedom mods are awesome. Here's what I'm running:



toggletoggle post by trioxin245 at Sep 1,2012 8:30am
Where is a good place to download some mods?

Also, no fast travel mod is stupid. If you don't like fast traveling, you can just NOT DO IT, you don't need a mod. Also, I would never play this game without the ability to travel. Tedium does not add to challenge or gameplay at all.



toggletoggle post by ark at Sep 1,2012 10:53am
it's part of a hardcore survival mod where you need to worry about food, hypothermia, rest, etc...it's pretty sweet, forces you to play the game differently. like hardcore mode in fallout new vegas



toggletoggle post by ark at Sep 1,2012 10:54am
if you have it on pc check the steam workshop, or go to http://www.skyrimnexus.com



toggletoggle post by trioxin245 at Sep 1,2012 12:24pm
Hardcore mod actually sounds pretty awesome. I thought you meant it was just a mod that did nothing but get rid of fast travel.



toggletoggle post by curt schilling at Sep 1,2012 3:01pm
fuck this retarded game.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Sep 5,2012 5:35pm
currently downloading Dawnguard on xbox live. it was $20



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Sep 5,2012 5:37pm
Dawnguard has been pretty fun thus far. I got about 4 hours in.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Sep 5,2012 5:44pm



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Sep 5,2012 5:48pm
IMMATURE



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard NLI at Sep 5,2012 6:09pm
so it turns out I cant do any of the companions quests because of a bug in the Trouble In Skyrim mission...the dude says to kill the leader of dead crone rock but i already killed her...

"While doing jobs for the Companions I am to "Kill the Leader of the Dead Crone Rock". So I head up there and low and behold the leader is already dead laying on the ground and the arrow is pointing over the hags head. I smash, burn, freeze and try to re-animate the corpse with scrolls and spells to no luck. Now I am unable to continue with the Companion quests.
Is there a central place to record all of these so that they can fix these? And forgive me if this is already on this forum. Doing this quickly so I can get back downstairs to continue with other quests."



toggletoggle post by ark at Sep 5,2012 6:27pm
that blows, i don't think there's any way around that in the xbox version



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Sep 5,2012 7:14pm
PC RULEZ



toggletoggle post by trioxin245 at Sep 5,2012 7:19pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
So I can sell her shit on rockworldeast.com and she gives me a percentage of her sales.


I lold



toggletoggle post by andrewbastard nli at Sep 5,2012 7:47pm
Dawnguard is pretty fresh so far. Killing vamps like woah



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Sep 5,2012 7:56pm
You didn't choose to be a vamp? Get the fuck outta hea.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Sep 6,2012 11:20am
i ended up going back and becoming a vamp... its sicck but I hate that its 3rd person and you cant access most of the menus in vamp mode.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Sep 6,2012 11:35am
Yeah there's really no use for the menu when you're in vamp form though. Werewolf is third person too. I've yet to earn many perks yet as a vamp all in all, I'd say it's way better than being a faggy vampire slayer. The storyline is pretty sweet too.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Sep 6,2012 11:38am
yeah. I wanted to make sex with Serana...

I'm gonna go back and replay the whole game with a completely different style character...i guess the werewolf play is greatly improved with the dawnguard add-on so I'm psyched to finally be able to do those quests.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Sep 6,2012 12:10pm
Becoming a vampire is why I stopped playing. Got is of it.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Sep 6,2012 12:18pm
its not like the normal old style vampire...

this is way different.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Sep 6,2012 12:19pm
you end up playing as this dude



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Sep 6,2012 12:35pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
yeah. I wanted to make sex with Serana.

Bahahaha. After a few quests together, i asked her about why she always talks about being lonely. She ended up asking if i had family or anyone. An option was, "there's my wife..." i chose "i try not to rely on anyone. Serana a is way more badass than my faggot alchemist wife.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Sep 6,2012 12:52pm
i dont have a wife in Skyrim :(



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Sep 6,2012 4:25pm
Also, apparently Hearthfire came out a couple days ago on xbox live. I'm thinking about getting it. You buy a plot of land, design a house and gather the materials you need to build it. Looks boss. I'll finally have some use for all the gold I've collected and won't be limited to the houses offered in the game.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Sep 6,2012 4:27pm
Is Hearthfire coming to PC? It sounds like a more expansive user-made mod that was made a while ago.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Sep 6,2012 4:37pm
No mention of PC or PS3.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Sep 6,2012 7:22pm
Downloading hearthfire. Was only $5.



toggletoggle post by andrewbastard nli at Sep 6,2012 8:19pm
Want.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Oct 11,2012 9:37am



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Oct 11,2012 10:00am
I WANT MY $1.25 BACK, WHAT THE FUCK?!!! Also LOL at the fact that I paid for and downloaded hearthfire and haven't bothered with Skyrim since.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Oct 11,2012 10:18am
Just got married ingame, and my wife disappeared immediately after the ceremony :C



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Oct 11,2012 10:24am
Your wife probably went to your house, bro. She's got dinner to make and a store to run. So selfish.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Oct 11,2012 10:34am
Which house? She's one of the magic bitches from the college, maybe I should check back there.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Oct 11,2012 10:35am
She's most likely there. Then you can tell her which house to go to.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Oct 11,2012 10:36am
Oh, I will.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Oct 11,2012 10:42am
Visit her every couple weeks in game time and she'll hook you up with gold.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Oct 11,2012 10:44am
Well she was my follower before I tied the knot, I hope to just get her back into that role.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Oct 11,2012 10:55am
Not sure you can do that. Even if you can, why the fuck would you marry her if you just want her to be your follower? Marriage isn't about love, you dolt. It's about having her run a store so you can get free gold and pawn your shit off on her.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Oct 11,2012 11:00am
Eh, might as well take all the loot off of her and hire J'zargo. I will never remember to visit my wife. Thanks for the tips!



toggletoggle post by trioxin245 at Oct 11,2012 11:28am
fuck getting married in video games. GAY



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Oct 11,2012 12:02pm edited Oct 11,2012 12:02pm
you get married in Sid Meyers Pirates on xbox....fuck off ballroom dancing for 20 mins in a video game.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245 at Oct 11,2012 12:04pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
you get married in Sid Meyers Pirates on xbox....fuck off ballroom dancing for 20 mins in a video game.
I remember watching matti play fable 2 or 3 or something. Wasnt into it at all and then he had to not only get a wife but like, spend time with her and I was like WTF FUCK THIS GAME.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Oct 11,2012 12:06pm
Sounds like a bunch of FastTraveler speak. Lazy ass motherfuckers.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Oct 11,2012 1:02pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
fuck getting married in video games. GAY

It was. I play as female characters in video games when I have the option, and got married to another female.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245 at Oct 11,2012 1:07pm
not gay in a homosexual way, just gay. Like if there were two guys suckin each others dicks I wouldnt call them fags, but if one of em started saying something gay like 'people from phoenix are phoenician' Id say stop being a faggot and suck that dick.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Oct 11,2012 1:08pm
Plagiarism! Your arrested.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245 at Oct 11,2012 1:45pm



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Oct 11,2012 1:46pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]



toggletoggle post by ^^Satan at Oct 11,2012 3:15pm
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toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Oct 11,2012 3:19pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Burnsy said[orig][quote]


burnsy as a cat



toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Oct 11,2012 3:26pm
Hearthfire sounds like the dumbest shit ever. I don't want to decorate my house and adopt a kid like a fruit. I want to slay mutha fuckas with my bow. Need more dlc quests.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Oct 11,2012 3:31pm
that was my point, mon cher



toggletoggle post by KEVORD at Oct 11,2012 3:37pm
Getting married is at least worth it for the achievement and the free gold. There is no advantage game wise to Hearthfire.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Oct 11,2012 3:40pm
Haven't played it yet but having a decked out mansion that you design sounds pretty sweet. Adopting a kid is lame though.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Oct 11,2012 3:41pm
Some people just want to do kitchy shit in games. Like going bowling in GTA IV



toggletoggle post by trioxin245 at Oct 12,2012 3:47pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
Getting married is at least worth it for the achievement
:/



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 7,2012 9:52am
there is a new add-on

i guess it has a whole new world (map) and you can ride dragons...

new world = want
ride dragons = kinda want but also sounds kinda gay



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 7,2012 9:56am
No thanks.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 7,2012 10:11am
I'll grab it. Dawnguard was fucking awesome. My only complaint though is with the crossbow. I think it should include your archery perks.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 7,2012 10:19am
i lost interest in Dawnguard honestly...



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 7,2012 10:19am
Yawnguard.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 7,2012 10:22am
Meh to each their own. Soul Cairn was fucking awesome. The imagery alone was enough and I thought the story was great too. I didn't do the actual dawnguard side though. I imagine it was similar to the vampire questline.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 7,2012 11:37am
Yawnguard is spot on hahah



toggletoggle post by trioxin245 at Dec 7,2012 11:42am
I lost interest in this game after Phantasy Star reminded me wat a real rpg plays like.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Feb 6,2014 3:38pm
LOL @ 290,000 views.



toggletoggle post by DYA DEPARTMENT OF SMDH at Feb 6,2014 3:44pm
I used to read this thread like you, but then I took 290,000 arrows to the knee.



toggletoggle post by Dr. Sarkdonicus at Feb 6,2014 4:06pm
I played this a bit last night. I've never touched most of the stuff in game but with survival mods I'm still loving it. Getting from one farmstead to another takes hours.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Aug 28,2015 3:05pm
LOL @ 475,944 views.




toggletoggle post by arilliusbum at Jun 9,2017 2:17pm
Bump



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Nov 25,2017 8:35pm
I started playing this on the switch from scratch. Digging it. My 8yo is also digging it.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Nov 26,2017 6:36am
Having skyrim Dreams again...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Dec 8,2017 10:45am
ok, http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Diplomatic_Immunity
has me f'd. so much. This sucks.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic at Dec 8,2017 11:13am
still haven't played it



toggletoggle post by Old news at Dec 8,2017 12:06pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
ok, http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Diplomatic_Immunity
has me f'd. so much. This sucks.


It's easy..



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Dec 22,2017 9:59pm
I should probably read through this whole thread. Last time, I was like at level 21 or something like that when I completed the main quest. On the switch, I'm re-learning everything.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Feb 12,2018 12:46pm
ARG!!!!! I lost Lydia and my last save is 6 days ago. :~( I'm going to go looking, but I think she is gone. This sucks cause she has a killer mask.



toggletoggle post by Fan of Cats at Feb 13,2018 2:12am
Go to the college of winterhold and get jzargo instead. He's better



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Feb 13,2018 9:09am
I just want the stuff that she had on her. She had a mask on her and Mehrunes' Razor. I ended up running and getting Argis the Bulwark



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jul 26,2019 4:09am
Stupid filtered SPAMBOT post: 115.166.143.82



toggletoggle post by what a shamn at Dec 20,2021 8:27pm
what a shame



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Aug 31,2022 3:40pm
just bought the GOTY anniversary edition... time to start over again? I want to be able to move my switch game to the steam deck.



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