Zach's goin out with this chick Kailyn. Her ex-boyfriend just sent this to him. Talk about pathetic.




Listen asshole, you know who this is so I'm just going to cut to the chase. Your soon-to-be ex girlfriend Kailyn, is just about to find out how much of a scum bag you really are...a few friends of mine have heard of your band and they know some apaulling information about you...I know what your thinking "Kailyn wont believe anything this jerk says"...I beg to differ...she's easy to break, I'm sure that I can have her convinced by a snap of my fingers. And when I'm done telling her all these disgusting things, she'll come running right back into my arms. I had no idea that you were so desperate for a girlfriend that you'd fuck anything that walks. Your disgusting, and Kailyn shouldnt be with you, she deserves someone who can treat her right who isnt infested with STD's. I can't wait to unload this imformation on her poor little heart...sure, she'll be crushed, but I'll heal that.You can try your hardest to keep me away from her, but I know her like a book, I know where she hangs out, I know who she hangs out with...hell, most of those people are my friends too! I'll find her, and I'll talk to her, and when I'm thru, you'll be thru. Savor the last days with your precious girlfriend...there arent many of them left.

You have my sincerest apathy....

Your friend - Dave. D

that's utterly priceless. sad yet priceless.

did dave not think that Kailyn would see this letter?

ha, guess not. too bad for him. She read it an hour ago. This really cracked me up, so I figured, why not share my joy with others.

is this the kid that showed up some night with her? acted tuff when he bought grass from someone?? is he from grafton? kinda stupid cause she lives at your house now and of course you know what she's going through with her parents n shit. how old is he. let me know if shit hits the fan, my fists are ready for a fury. i don't understand why so many high school kids take offense to you guys. they don't know shit about shit when it comes to jah jah jah g unit.

if needed, I shall flame him on every website I know.
he won't be able to blog EVER!
ahahahahaha

I vote RA points all the mexicans from shownomercy.com at this guy's live journal.

i sent him a nice respond to his letter which i found to be oh so cute.
i told him strait up that he did'nt know what he was getting himself intooooooooo. i think his aim sn is daveyd8486 (@AOL) so feel free to harass him, oh and aaron it would be delightful if you gave him shit.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
fucking christ that was the funniest shit i've ever read, what a tool bag, i'm gonna harress the hell out of this flamer

daveyd8586 is his correct aim

omfg!!!!! you play in a death metal band your wicked offensive!!!!! you're a lowlife. I can't believe the way you guys talk about girls, I'm telling my ex girlfriend so I can win her back and we can live happily ever after. I can't even come up with something as wittily pathetic as that shit. oh well.

wow, this Dave D. is even dumber than that kid who wanted to beat the shit out of someone because he played tennis. lol

yea its too sad,"when im thru." yea he'll be thru after i rerange his fucking melon. this kids a fucking weirdo to the max, and the day i see him im going to pah pah pah pumble his gord until he realizes what a mistake hes made.

it's just so sad! this kid is way to morbid! i hope he plays chicken with a train

well way to post his message to you on a board and getting people to message him
how fuckin GAY of you
for the record i heard a lot of shit about you guys too
people need to mind their own buziness, leave the guy alone

way for everyone to get involved with shit they don't know fuck all about

I don't know anyone involved, but hopefully the whole fiasco ends with someone crying.

leave the guy alone? he's starting shit with my buddy.

Funniest thing read all fuckin day. Lame attempt to get some old pussy cause he can't get any new pussy. Rev, get rid of the Anonymous shit. Make'um log in or register like everywhere else.

that ex-boyfriend said the guy will fuck anything that walks, meaning his own ex-girlfriend that he wants back is a slut.
I am not saying she is, but he basically did.

anon_me said:

LEAVE THE GUY ALONE????? We don't even know him and he starts calling Zach threatening him, and e-mailing this bullshit. Your telling the wrong guy to leave someone alone. Get the fuck off this board you anonymous peice of shit, I was just sharing with my friends how funny I thought this was. Mabye HE needs to mind his own business and not get involved in other peoples lives. People are free to post whatever they want, you won;t even log in, I hate that anonymous bullshit. Anyways, if you know him, tell him to get down to our house to do the threatening, not through e-mail. It's some lame ass shit mofo.

I'm not about to take the anonymous thing off since
a) when I go out to places (like the mac store or a computer lab) I'm not about to log in there.
b) I hate when you go to a site and they force you to log in.
I trust all you good people not to abuse the anonymous feature.

whatever the case maybe with this davey guy, I feel sorry for him. he obviously needs to learn to let go and move on. this is something that we all have had to learn. if someone doesn't want to be with you, there is nothing you can do about it.

sorry reverend but STFU you sound pathetic
and goratory, i did'nt about the calls and shit but yer bein a dick like him good for you you told your friends but posting personal shit is GAY

ummmm a few things
...#1 i would ban yer IP if i was on the main computer for telling aaron to "STFU" it's HIS site but he left work anyhow..everyone should know by now..if yer gonna post anonymously and shit on people, then your opinion should not count

idiots, keep your drama with the rest of your emo friends and take it out in high school floor hockey. you made this alot worse on yourself and if you keep obcessing about it you'll only make it worse. FUCK OFF AND DIE.

this guy sounds like a real work of art. hard to believe she ain't still with him. what a tool this guy is

here goes another RttP soap opera

**pops some pop corn**

seriously... ill crap right on this kid's face... just let me know if you need some muscle/sphincter power. what a hopeless pickle smooching lame-oid. honestly, its a band, its all in good fun. im sure you guys all fucked a lazy-eyed chow bearing slut, ate some cream of fetus, and fisted elderly people, right? psshaw.

spalding, can I have your children.

fight Alicia for the privelage B-)

tell her to bring it on bitch

all I'm saying is the kids young and stupid.
and we've all been dumped.
idiots, you're IP is so familiar, but I won't ban it.

Rev's got your number idiot. Fuck off.

hmm dave d. from grafton?
i know 3 daves fron grafton, i wonder which one it is oh wait none of their last names start with D.
maybe d stands for dick

Josh_hates_you said:

hey that joke was awful, you should think about editing that out.

My anus smells a tad sour....

a. who said it was a joke
b. i dont believe in censorship
c. maybe i should have left it with an anonymous tag like a fucktard
d. lick hoser's tad sour anus

this is amazing,what a boat of sissy la la, he actully made a s/n to talk shit.

give me your bass and ill find out where he lives and boot him right in the face ;)