Some of the stuff he says is hilarious. FLORIDA!

Don't deny that this happens to some of you all the time.



bennyhillifier

i cant imagine getting arrested while on shrooms. that would be too much.

that was great.

piss in the ass

Haha, that's alot of county officials to handle one retarded kid. Funny shit.

I. HATE. PLANES.

This is why you do shrooms in a controlled environment

Had a seizure on shrooms when I was 17. People at my house called 911 but I ended up snapping out of it during the call. Cops decided to come check out what happened anyways. Fun times.

OUCH MY BLOOD PRESSURE!!!!!!

Haha

Happened to me -- was in a bar in Binghamton, NY and passed out. My friends dragged me out of there and when I came to they told me the bar called the cops/EMTs. We got out of there fast after I finished puking. Those things never agreed with me for some reason.

ii got pulled over driving alone on mushrooms...i turned on a no turn on red and blamed it on my rhode island lisence plates siting that i was lost even though i had been living in boston for like 4 years at the time...i got away scott free but it was the most legitimate 'buzzkill' ive ever experianced....i started tripping again like 15 mins later after i got home and calmed down.

edit: biggest buzzkill minus the time i drank with Buzz Killington

Driving in shrooms? Cripes.
I could barely move my car in a parking lot.

i tripped on shrooms at a palladium fear factory concert once. then drove home the wrong way down every one way street possible in the rain. i do not suggest doing this.

Neil Patrick Harris does it.

he does alot of things that are not suggested.

i hd only eaten like two grams...i wasnt out of my tree or anything but if def wasnt smart of me...i was kinda geeking at at my friends tiny little apartment and had to get out before the trip went downhill...once i got home i watched Temple of Doom and cartoon The Hobbit and had a splendid time.

Haha what bar in Binghamton? Dead city is dead. Thank God I don't live there any more.

Win.

Thread over

tr00f

i guarantee this ends up on Tosh.0

i had to drive once while tripping and that was awful enough, i can't imagine being arrested. the 290 curve was difficult to navigate in that state.

you kinda feel like the car is hovering or gliding..especially around turns...it kinda glides tokyo drift style...

that shit is fucking awesome, he was pretty fucked up. ouch my blood pressure

and then he went to a municipal waste show.