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returntothepit >> discuss >> Student dies tangled in bowflex by zyklon on Sep 23,2010 3:09pm
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toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at Sep 23,2010 3:10pm
whoops



toggletoggle post by Lamp nli at Sep 23,2010 3:13pm
That's awesome. What a retard.



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Sep 23,2010 3:13pm
he should've used the chuck norris total gym



toggletoggle post by zyklon at Sep 23,2010 3:14pm
Was he trying to pull a David Carradine stunt?



toggletoggle post by porphyria at Sep 23,2010 3:15pm
I don't think I could figure out a way to die on this thing if I tried...




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 23,2010 3:17pm
Final Destination 3 did it.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 23,2010 3:18pm



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Sep 23,2010 3:19pm
99 ways to die



toggletoggle post by slar you morbid? at Sep 23,2010 3:23pm

COOL DEATH BRO



toggletoggle post by zyklon at Sep 23,2010 3:25pm
Goofy looking motherfucker



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Sep 23,2010 4:07pm
slar%20you%20morbid? said[orig][quote]

COOL DEATH BRO



PROBLEM OFFICER?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 23,2010 4:12pm
what did he get his chin caught in the machine?



toggletoggle post by Your father at Sep 23,2010 4:20pm
Jesus fucking Christ, Justin! I buy you this fucking bowflex so you quit lifting free weights with those spics in your school's parking lot and you can't even work the fucking thing without mangling yourself? I should have made your mother get an abortion when she told me I'd knocked her up.



toggletoggle post by sigh at Sep 23,2010 4:25pm
Article headline:
"Student Athlete Dies Tangled In Exercise Machine"

Police investigation:
"Investigators do not believe the exercise equipment was responsible for the teen's death."


That's some fine police work there Lou.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 23,2010 4:27pm
sigh said[orig][quote]
Article headline:
"Student Athlete Dies Tangled In Exercise Machine"

Police investigation:
"Investigators do not believe the exercise equipment was responsible for the teen's death."


That's some fine police work there Lou.


bake em away toys...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 23,2010 4:40pm
porphyria said[orig][quote]
I don't think I could figure out a way to die on this thing if I tried...

I don't think I could figure out how not to die by that thing... that's why you are suppose to use them as a coat/cloths rack like everyone else.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Sep 23,2010 4:41pm
Darwin Award nominee?



toggletoggle post by mattvc at Sep 23,2010 5:33pm
inb4 "Broflex"



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Sep 23,2010 6:03pm
Since the dawn of time, man has sought to kill himself in new and unnecessary ways.



toggletoggle post by mattkings at Sep 23,2010 7:21pm
why you did deece



toggletoggle post by Pires at Sep 23,2010 7:37pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
sigh said[orig][quote]
Article headline:
"Student Athlete Dies Tangled In Exercise Machine"

Police investigation:
"Investigators do not believe the exercise equipment was responsible for the teen's death."


That's some fine police work there Lou.


bake em away toys...


what'd you say chief?



toggletoggle post by Snli at Sep 23,2010 8:13pm
No Benoit jokes yet, I am surprised.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Sep 23,2010 9:03pm
Spaldino said[orig][quote]
slar%20you%20morbid? said[orig][quote]

COOL DEATH BRO



PROBLEM OFFICER?


lol seriously



this article is one of the funniest things i've read in a while



toggletoggle post by demondave at Sep 23,2010 9:07pm



AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION






toggletoggle post by SteveSummoned   at Sep 23,2010 11:44pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
Chris Beniot did it.


Fixed



toggletoggle post by goatcatabisk at Sep 24,2010 2:01am
I hope his family took it extra hard.



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Sep 24,2010 2:55am
What type of athlete uses a bowflex to workout? pussy.



toggletoggle post by matt_sways_in_the_wind_nli at Sep 24,2010 12:50pm
i wonder if he played bass in a rock band.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 25,2010 4:14pm
demondave said[orig][quote]



WEED ASPHYXIATION






toggletoggle post by demondave at Sep 26,2010 7:40am
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
demondave said[orig][quote]



FORCED WEED ASPHYXIATION






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