Jesus fucking Christ, Justin! I buy you this fucking bowflex so you quit lifting free weights with those spics in your school's parking lot and you can't even work the fucking thing without mangling yourself? I should have made your mother get an abortion when she told me I'd knocked her up.
post by sigh at Sep 23,2010 4:25pm
Article headline:
"Student Athlete Dies Tangled In Exercise Machine"
Police investigation:
"Investigators do not believe the exercise equipment was responsible for the teen's death."