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returntothepit >> discuss >> Fucking Apple by arilliusbm on Sep 23,2010 12:07pm
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toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 23,2010 12:07pm
No, not fucking Apples

Fucking Apple.

I went to the store on boylston street to get a new phone the other day and now they're calling my office trying to set up a meeting to switch all of our employees over to apple products. I told him "only blackberries are real" but he continued to try to sell us shit. What the Fuck man, all I wanted to do was switch to a new phone. Fuck Apple and their marketing schemes.
Cool story bro. /rant



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 23,2010 12:09pm



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 23,2010 12:13pm
That boylston store is ridiculous. It's a castle of glass full of hipsters and nerds. a FUCKING CASTLE OF GLASS



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 23,2010 12:14pm
I'm going to call sprint and get them to lower my bill.. which went from $55/mo to $96/mo and this month was $109! I priced it out and I can get an iPhone through my company with everything for $54-$62/mo and if my manager signs for it, free.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 23,2010 12:14pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 23,2010 12:14pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
That boylston store is ridiculous. It's a castle of glass full of hipsters and nerds. a FUCKING CASTLE OF GLASS
go there and throw stones? You are the fagboy with an iiPhone.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Sep 23,2010 12:16pm
My girlfriend HATES thay glass staircase. Freaks out everytime, I don't blame her though.

Also, Alexcutioner works there.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 23,2010 12:18pm
Fuck throwing stones. Give me a trebuchet with your fucking head on it.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 23,2010 12:18pm
i you told Alex he sucks at life while you were there



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 23,2010 12:19pm
i you told



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 23,2010 12:20pm
Wait a second, I think the ass that called me was named Alex...??



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 23,2010 12:21pm
hahaha well he does work there as far as i know



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 23,2010 12:22pm
Alex is a soulless corporate shill.



toggletoggle post by Martins NLI at Sep 23,2010 12:23pm
You are all black people that carry iphones that like Acacia Strain.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 23,2010 12:25pm
That building is the fortress of hipsters, outside of Allston. Must make metal militia to capture fort. Alexcutioner can serve as a spy. I've got a plan.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 23,2010 12:30pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Fuck throwing stones. Give me a trebuchet with your fucking head on it.
If I know anythign about real life, this would be the best way to deal with it



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Sep 23,2010 12:32pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
No, not fucking Apples

Fucking Apple.

I went to the store on boylston street to get a new phone the other day and now they're calling my office trying to set up a meeting to switch all of our employees over to apple products. I told him "only blackberries are real" but he continued to try to sell us shit. What the Fuck man, all I wanted to do was switch to a new phone. Fuck Apple and their marketing schemes.
Cool story bro. /rant


blame Alexecutioner, he works there.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 23,2010 1:10pm



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 23,2010 2:26pm
i count money, i dont waste my time with making phone calls trying to be a tool for Apple, you're right tho, its pretty much a glass box full of hipsters, i like to think i am one of the few exceptions, i need a fucking paycheck!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 23,2010 2:27pm
You guys have like 100 people working at once



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 23,2010 2:28pm
hahaha, now that i think of it, i bet some dude named Zack called you, he's a fucking tool. they are pretty desperate tho, if you even walk into that store with a suit on they will suck your dick for a business lead so they can sell more computers



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 23,2010 2:30pm
yea, its ridiculous the amount of people they have working in there



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 23,2010 2:32pm
i was off today anyway, but i usually just work the cash register and count money, im glad i dont have to sell shit cuz i dont really give a fuck if someone buys a fucking mac



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 23,2010 2:32pm
they dude wouldn't hang up



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 23,2010 2:34pm
I think everyone wants to know aril, did you get your dick sucked?



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 23,2010 2:34pm
yea, they are really fucking desperate man, its kind of pathetic.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 23,2010 2:38pm
they are the equivalent to one of those lonely drunk chicks at a house party, shes kind of fat, you might fuck her if you wanted to, but she just wont stop asking you if she looks pretty so shes kind of annoying and you just want to get away from her as fast as possible.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 23,2010 2:38pm
That what happened. I walked in in my work attire and they quickly brought me over to a desk an asked what company I worked for. I said "this is my personal phone, not business" and the guy was like "I know but this is standard for our records."

Needless to say, my broken phone had 150 fart/shit recordings on it.. I hope they listen to them.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 23,2010 2:43pm
haha, thats even worse than ive seen, i guess they are trying anything these days.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 23,2010 2:45pm
Guy that served me (Andrew Anderson) seemed like such a nerd. I could tell he likes D&D more than DYA



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 23,2010 2:48pm
haha, that fucking guy. he's one of those people that wont shut the fuck up about work even when he's in the break room, trying to tell me stories about his customers while im eating my lunch, as if i gave a fuck



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 23,2010 2:49pm
I told him only Linux is real and he laughed and went back to Appletalk



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 23,2010 2:57pm
this is called punishment for owning/being associated with an Apple product.



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Sep 23,2010 3:03pm
I just fucking punched myself in the dick for accepting an IPod for a gift the other day. What the fuck was I thinking?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 23,2010 3:09pm
SlagPodulastic



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Sep 23,2010 3:15pm
iPods are awesome....the rest of Apple can suck a mule's asshole



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 23,2010 3:16pm
Tell that to filmmakers and art students across the world



toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at Sep 23,2010 4:45pm
that reminds me I need to stop over at Alex's store and get some supplies.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 23,2010 4:49pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Tell that to filmmakers and art students across the world
no need since they all use pcs.



toggletoggle post by Your father at Sep 23,2010 4:54pm
Look son, if you'd gotten into a real school they might have given you an iBook or whatever the fuck you're begging me to buy you. But since you decided smoking grass in the fucking car (the car your mother thought was a great idea for a 16th birthday gift even though you whined like a fucking faggot because it was a used shitbox) instead of going to class was a great idea you're going to NEC like a fucking vagina.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 23,2010 4:56pm
lol, your father is the best new troll



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Sep 23,2010 4:59pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Tell that to filmmakers and art students across the world
fuck those art fags...I'll kill them all



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Sep 23,2010 5:00pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
lol, your father is the best new troll
hahahahaha agreed



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Sep 23,2010 5:02pm
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
lol, your father is the best new troll
hahahahaha agreed


backed



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 23,2010 5:03pm
reminds me of the father from Bill and Ted.



toggletoggle post by GO DEMS! at Sep 23,2010 5:49pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I told him "only blackberries are real" but he continued to try to sell us shit.


AWESOME, LOL




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 24,2010 9:42am
my iPad died yesterday... I need to go at lunch and have it fixed.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 24,2010 9:53am
died? It hasn't even been 6 months?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 24,2010 10:11am
I think I got it in April... so 4 to 9.



toggletoggle post by arilliusST at Sep 24,2010 10:18am
hahah nigga you a foo.. go listen to pdiddy on a zume faggit!!!! Nigga knows wassup



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 24,2010 10:20am
they still make zunes? why?



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Sep 24,2010 10:20am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
my iPad died yesterday...
THIS PLEASES ME.

my work mac just deleted all my darkthrone mp3s because it's the year 2010 and OSX still can't merge folders.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Sep 24,2010 10:22am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
they still make zunes? why?
slag has a zune. it's lightning fast and has slicker controls than an ipod. i like it.



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Sep 24,2010 10:25am
i like how your father called it smoking "grass." i like when old fucks call it that.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 24,2010 10:27am
arilliusST = fail



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 24,2010 10:29am
ok... after being plugged into a charger for 6hrs, it just snapped on a few seconds ago.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 24,2010 11:02am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
my iPad died yesterday...


this is why im glad i dont own an iPhone



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 24,2010 11:06am
it's just weird... I love my iPad and my old 60GB ipod, but for some reason being plugged in for over 5hrs at home did nothing. then 20 minutes plugged into my PC at work and I got a meeting notification. the second I got that, the iPad snapped to life and booted up.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 24,2010 11:11am
They are self aware



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Sep 24,2010 12:12pm
Alex just pocket dialed me from work. In the voicemail I got you can hear Apple sales associates frotting and chatting about their great products. Also, the phone rings a lot there.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 24,2010 12:16pm
Upload or it didn't happen



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 24,2010 12:50pm
should not have installed that pocket dialing app.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Sep 24,2010 1:22pm
posting from my new hackintosh yays



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 24,2010 1:45pm
alex kissed a boy and he liked it.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Sep 24,2010 1:49pm
you should set up a biz account rev



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 24,2010 1:51pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
alex kissed a boy and he liked it.


you're a boy? wtf thats not what you told me after the free candy and flowers



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 24,2010 1:52pm
this job is nothing but a paycheck to me, ive been trying to find a way out since i hate working retail hours, but i have no idea what i a MBM degree qualifies me for in the average workplace... fail



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 24,2010 1:54pm
You could get an office job in Boston thru a temp agency. But I wouldn't recommend it.
If you strike gold, you could start at 40k/year



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Sep 24,2010 1:56pm
i'm glad someone else works for this company...
thank god i dont have to sell things and im in the stock room...



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 24,2010 2:59pm
xanonymousx said[orig][quote]
i'm glad someone else works for this company...
thank god i dont have to sell things and im in the stock room...


same, im glad i dont have to sell shit, cuz i really dont care, i just work the registers



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Sep 24,2010 3:01pm
ALEX OWNS A MAC BOOK PRO AND IT RUNS ON SNOW LEOPARD DON'T BELIEVE A WORD HE SAYS BECAUSE HE LOVES APPLE!



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 24,2010 3:02pm
only free software is real



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 24,2010 3:04pm
xanonymousx said[orig][quote]
i'm glad someone else works for this company...
thank god i dont have to sell things and im in the stock room...


what store do you work at?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 24,2010 3:06pm
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
alex kissed a boy and he liked it.


you're a boy? wtf thats not what you told me after the free candy and flowers
wrong alex, but thanks for the admission of homo.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Sep 24,2010 3:06pm
rockingham in salem it's ok a lot of the resellers go there for their stuff one dude will buy the whole shipment of stuff its kinda crazy



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 24,2010 3:07pm
wait, registers? the macstore in salem, nh has no registers...



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Sep 24,2010 3:13pm
I was hoping this was about fucking Fiona Apple.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 24,2010 3:29pm
She even still around?



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Sep 24,2010 3:30pm
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
fucking Fiona Apple.


i still dream about this.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 24,2010 3:31pm



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 24,2010 3:45pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
alex kissed a boy and he liked it.


you're a boy? wtf thats not what you told me after the free candy and flowers
wrong alex, but thanks for the admission of homo.


it takes two to get homo, you liked it...



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Sep 24,2010 3:53pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
it's just weird... I love my iPad and my old 60GB ipod, but for some reason being plugged in for over 5hrs at home did nothing. then 20 minutes plugged into my PC at work and I got a meeting notification. the second I got that, the iPad snapped to life and booted up.
I used to have a 60GB iPod that did that all the time. The battery would die, and I'd throw it on my iHome, and it wouldn't charge at all....but I would plug it into my PC, and it would start up right away



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 24,2010 4:02pm
Sounds like you guys need Andrew Anderson to save the day.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 24,2010 4:06pm
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
alex kissed a boy and he liked it.


you're a boy? wtf thats not what you told me after the free candy and flowers
wrong alex, but thanks for the admission of homo.


it takes two to get homo, you liked it...
!!!



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Sep 24,2010 4:23pm
alex...can you get my macbook pro fixed at a discount? Say its yours! The harddrive is f'd....ive been stuck on a PC for like 3 weeks now :(



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 24,2010 5:38pm
I can try, usually if youve registered the computer they'll know its not mine, but ive never gotten a repair so ill check to see if I get a discount



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Sep 24,2010 6:00pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
alex...can you get my macbook pro fixed at a discount? Say its yours! The harddrive is f'd....ive been stuck on a PC for like 3 weeks now :(


harddrives aren't that expensive, it would be a lot less if you bought a harddrive off of a place like newegg or tigerdirect and just install whatever OS you want
http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/Se...etails.asp?EdpNo=4944991&CatId=2676



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 27,2010 10:19am
my iPad died again. I need to go into the apple store today.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 27,2010 1:01pm
they hooked it up and said that it worked perfectly and is in perfect shape. They said it just went into some system saving mode and that hitting the reboot buttons would bring it back to life. I told them I tried th...at and it didn't work, but they said it would. They said to watch it and see that it still works and if it happens again, remove all my apps and then see if it happens again. I said "if I remove everything, I will never see the issue cause I will never use it" and then some said thing about how it was not good to install a bunch of apps on it. oh well.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 27,2010 1:09pm
TALK TO ANDREW ANDERSON ABOUT IT, FAGGOT



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Sep 27,2010 1:13pm
its more than just the harddrive...i had it on my window sill (sp?) with the window open stealing intarwebz from my neighbor and I fell asleep....then it POURED rain and the computer got wet and wont boot up now :(



toggletoggle post by mutis  at Sep 27,2010 1:19pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 27,2010 1:20pm
the tvshows were right, alcohol will cost you a lot.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 27,2010 1:57pm
This whole thread is unpossible. Apples never break. RIGHT?



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 27,2010 2:00pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
they hooked it up and said that it worked perfectly and is in perfect shape. They said it just went into some system saving mode and that hitting the reboot buttons would bring it back to life. I told them I tried th...at and it didn't work, but they said it would. They said to watch it and see that it still works and if it happens again, remove all my apps and then see if it happens again. I said "if I remove everything, I will never see the issue cause I will never use it" and then some said thing about how it was not good to install a bunch of apps on it. oh well.


if you pitch a big enough fit with a manager they will probably replace it, or talk to the business team since you qualify



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Oct 9,2010 10:43pm
huge image is huuuuuggggeeeeeee, I hope this breaks this thread.




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 9,2010 11:22pm
yea. this fucking asstwat at apple has been calling and leaving messages 1-2 times a week for 3 weeks now



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Oct 10,2010 3:51am
dertoxia said[orig][quote]
huge image is huuuuuggggeeeeeee, I hope this breaks this thread.



This wasn't nearly as effective as infoterror's "Typical Mac User" image.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Oct 10,2010 9:17am
I've been having a bitch of a time at work the past few months with macs on our windows domain. Form over function as always... fix your fucking software apple!!!



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