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New site? Maybe some day.
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No, not fucking Apples
Fucking Apple.
I went to the store on boylston street to get a new phone the other day and now they're calling my office trying to set up a meeting to switch all of our employees over to apple products. I told him "only blackberries are real" but he continued to try to sell us shit. What the Fuck man, all I wanted to do was switch to a new phone. Fuck Apple and their marketing schemes.
Cool story bro. /rant |
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That boylston store is ridiculous. It's a castle of glass full of hipsters and nerds. a FUCKING CASTLE OF GLASS |
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I'm going to call sprint and get them to lower my bill.. which went from $55/mo to $96/mo and this month was $109! I priced it out and I can get an iPhone through my company with everything for $54-$62/mo and if my manager signs for it, free. |
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That boylston store is ridiculous. It's a castle of glass full of hipsters and nerds. a FUCKING CASTLE OF GLASS |
go there and throw stones? You are the fagboy with an iiPhone. |
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My girlfriend HATES thay glass staircase. Freaks out everytime, I don't blame her though.
Also, Alexcutioner works there. |
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Fuck throwing stones. Give me a trebuchet with your fucking head on it. |
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i you told Alex he sucks at life while you were there |
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Wait a second, I think the ass that called me was named Alex...?? |
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hahaha well he does work there as far as i know |
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Alex is a soulless corporate shill. |
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You are all black people that carry iphones that like Acacia Strain. |
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That building is the fortress of hipsters, outside of Allston. Must make metal militia to capture fort. Alexcutioner can serve as a spy. I've got a plan. |
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Fuck throwing stones. Give me a trebuchet with your fucking head on it. |
If I know anythign about real life, this would be the best way to deal with it
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No, not fucking Apples
Fucking Apple.
I went to the store on boylston street to get a new phone the other day and now they're calling my office trying to set up a meeting to switch all of our employees over to apple products. I told him "only blackberries are real" but he continued to try to sell us shit. What the Fuck man, all I wanted to do was switch to a new phone. Fuck Apple and their marketing schemes.
Cool story bro. /rant |
blame Alexecutioner, he works there. |
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i count money, i dont waste my time with making phone calls trying to be a tool for Apple, you're right tho, its pretty much a glass box full of hipsters, i like to think i am one of the few exceptions, i need a fucking paycheck! |
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You guys have like 100 people working at once |
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hahaha, now that i think of it, i bet some dude named Zack called you, he's a fucking tool. they are pretty desperate tho, if you even walk into that store with a suit on they will suck your dick for a business lead so they can sell more computers |
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yea, its ridiculous the amount of people they have working in there |
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i was off today anyway, but i usually just work the cash register and count money, im glad i dont have to sell shit cuz i dont really give a fuck if someone buys a fucking mac |
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they dude wouldn't hang up |
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I think everyone wants to know aril, did you get your dick sucked? |
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yea, they are really fucking desperate man, its kind of pathetic. |
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they are the equivalent to one of those lonely drunk chicks at a house party, shes kind of fat, you might fuck her if you wanted to, but she just wont stop asking you if she looks pretty so shes kind of annoying and you just want to get away from her as fast as possible. |
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That what happened. I walked in in my work attire and they quickly brought me over to a desk an asked what company I worked for. I said "this is my personal phone, not business" and the guy was like "I know but this is standard for our records."
Needless to say, my broken phone had 150 fart/shit recordings on it.. I hope they listen to them. |
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haha, thats even worse than ive seen, i guess they are trying anything these days. |
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Guy that served me (Andrew Anderson) seemed like such a nerd. I could tell he likes D&D more than DYA |
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haha, that fucking guy. he's one of those people that wont shut the fuck up about work even when he's in the break room, trying to tell me stories about his customers while im eating my lunch, as if i gave a fuck |
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I told him only Linux is real and he laughed and went back to Appletalk |
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this is called punishment for owning/being associated with an Apple product. |
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I just fucking punched myself in the dick for accepting an IPod for a gift the other day. What the fuck was I thinking? |
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iPods are awesome....the rest of Apple can suck a mule's asshole |
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Tell that to filmmakers and art students across the world |
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that reminds me I need to stop over at Alex's store and get some supplies. |
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Tell that to filmmakers and art students across the world |
no need since they all use pcs. |
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Look son, if you'd gotten into a real school they might have given you an iBook or whatever the fuck you're begging me to buy you. But since you decided smoking grass in the fucking car (the car your mother thought was a great idea for a 16th birthday gift even though you whined like a fucking faggot because it was a used shitbox) instead of going to class was a great idea you're going to NEC like a fucking vagina. |
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lol, your father is the best new troll |
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Tell that to filmmakers and art students across the world |
fuck those art fags...I'll kill them all |
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lol, your father is the best new troll |
hahahahaha agreed |
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lol, your father is the best new troll |
hahahahaha agreed |
backed |
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reminds me of the father from Bill and Ted. |
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I told him "only blackberries are real" but he continued to try to sell us shit. |
AWESOME, LOL
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my iPad died yesterday... I need to go at lunch and have it fixed. |
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died? It hasn't even been 6 months? |
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I think I got it in April... so 4 to 9. |
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hahah nigga you a foo.. go listen to pdiddy on a zume faggit!!!! Nigga knows wassup |
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they still make zunes? why? |
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my iPad died yesterday... |
THIS PLEASES ME.
my work mac just deleted all my darkthrone mp3s because it's the year 2010 and OSX still can't merge folders. |
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they still make zunes? why? |
slag has a zune. it's lightning fast and has slicker controls than an ipod. i like it. |
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i like how your father called it smoking "grass." i like when old fucks call it that. |
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ok... after being plugged into a charger for 6hrs, it just snapped on a few seconds ago. |
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my iPad died yesterday... |
this is why im glad i dont own an iPhone |
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it's just weird... I love my iPad and my old 60GB ipod, but for some reason being plugged in for over 5hrs at home did nothing. then 20 minutes plugged into my PC at work and I got a meeting notification. the second I got that, the iPad snapped to life and booted up. |
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Alex just pocket dialed me from work. In the voicemail I got you can hear Apple sales associates frotting and chatting about their great products. Also, the phone rings a lot there. |
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Upload or it didn't happen |
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should not have installed that pocket dialing app. |
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posting from my new hackintosh yays |
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alex kissed a boy and he liked it. |
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you should set up a biz account rev |
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alex kissed a boy and he liked it. |
you're a boy? wtf thats not what you told me after the free candy and flowers |
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this job is nothing but a paycheck to me, ive been trying to find a way out since i hate working retail hours, but i have no idea what i a MBM degree qualifies me for in the average workplace... fail |
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You could get an office job in Boston thru a temp agency. But I wouldn't recommend it.
If you strike gold, you could start at 40k/year |
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i'm glad someone else works for this company...
thank god i dont have to sell things and im in the stock room... |
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i'm glad someone else works for this company...
thank god i dont have to sell things and im in the stock room... |
same, im glad i dont have to sell shit, cuz i really dont care, i just work the registers |
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ALEX OWNS A MAC BOOK PRO AND IT RUNS ON SNOW LEOPARD DON'T BELIEVE A WORD HE SAYS BECAUSE HE LOVES APPLE! |
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only free software is real |
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i'm glad someone else works for this company...
thank god i dont have to sell things and im in the stock room... |
what store do you work at? |
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alex kissed a boy and he liked it. |
you're a boy? wtf thats not what you told me after the free candy and flowers |
wrong alex, but thanks for the admission of homo. |
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rockingham in salem it's ok a lot of the resellers go there for their stuff one dude will buy the whole shipment of stuff its kinda crazy |
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wait, registers? the macstore in salem, nh has no registers... |
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I was hoping this was about fucking Fiona Apple. |
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i still dream about this. |
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alex kissed a boy and he liked it. |
you're a boy? wtf thats not what you told me after the free candy and flowers |
wrong alex, but thanks for the admission of homo. |
it takes two to get homo, you liked it... |
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it's just weird... I love my iPad and my old 60GB ipod, but for some reason being plugged in for over 5hrs at home did nothing. then 20 minutes plugged into my PC at work and I got a meeting notification. the second I got that, the iPad snapped to life and booted up. |
I used to have a 60GB iPod that did that all the time. The battery would die, and I'd throw it on my iHome, and it wouldn't charge at all....but I would plug it into my PC, and it would start up right away |
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Sounds like you guys need Andrew Anderson to save the day. |
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alex kissed a boy and he liked it. |
you're a boy? wtf thats not what you told me after the free candy and flowers |
wrong alex, but thanks for the admission of homo. |
it takes two to get homo, you liked it... |
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alex...can you get my macbook pro fixed at a discount? Say its yours! The harddrive is f'd....ive been stuck on a PC for like 3 weeks now :( |
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I can try, usually if youve registered the computer they'll know its not mine, but ive never gotten a repair so ill check to see if I get a discount |
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my iPad died again. I need to go into the apple store today. |
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they hooked it up and said that it worked perfectly and is in perfect shape. They said it just went into some system saving mode and that hitting the reboot buttons would bring it back to life. I told them I tried th...at and it didn't work, but they said it would. They said to watch it and see that it still works and if it happens again, remove all my apps and then see if it happens again. I said "if I remove everything, I will never see the issue cause I will never use it" and then some said thing about how it was not good to install a bunch of apps on it. oh well. |
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TALK TO ANDREW ANDERSON ABOUT IT, FAGGOT |
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its more than just the harddrive...i had it on my window sill (sp?) with the window open stealing intarwebz from my neighbor and I fell asleep....then it POURED rain and the computer got wet and wont boot up now :( |
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the tvshows were right, alcohol will cost you a lot. |
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This whole thread is unpossible. Apples never break. RIGHT? |
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they hooked it up and said that it worked perfectly and is in perfect shape. They said it just went into some system saving mode and that hitting the reboot buttons would bring it back to life. I told them I tried th...at and it didn't work, but they said it would. They said to watch it and see that it still works and if it happens again, remove all my apps and then see if it happens again. I said "if I remove everything, I will never see the issue cause I will never use it" and then some said thing about how it was not good to install a bunch of apps on it. oh well. |
if you pitch a big enough fit with a manager they will probably replace it, or talk to the business team since you qualify
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huge image is huuuuuggggeeeeeee, I hope this breaks this thread.
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yea. this fucking asstwat at apple has been calling and leaving messages 1-2 times a week for 3 weeks now |
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huge image is huuuuuggggeeeeeee, I hope this breaks this thread.
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This wasn't nearly as effective as infoterror's "Typical Mac User" image. |
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I've been having a bitch of a time at work the past few months with macs on our windows domain. Form over function as always... fix your fucking software apple!!! |
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