Composted (Moon Over My Eggs and Slammy)
Dysentery (Uncooked Bacon Bits That Gives You The Shits)
Scaphism (Puts The Hole In Your Bagel, By Raping It)
Boarcorpse (Tasty Bacon Bits That Hold In Your Shits)
Abnormality (Humpty Dumpty Just Got Raped, Mangled, Strangled, and Scrambled)
ha! i read that out loud to myself in your voice.. well, errr.. your fake chinese voice... and forgot for a moment that i'm at work, and should NOT be talking in a fake-bad-chinese accent. uggh
The I and L only looked like they were switched if you saw them as lowercase letters, but since everything else is in caps, it would follow reasonably that the I and L were in caps. Therefore, I hate all of you and you are poopheads.
yeah, there's definitely still a dot on top of the L. that's ok though. And while we're at it, the upper case I just looks like a lower case L. what's up with that?
post by RustyPS should be working at Aug 25,2010 12:47pm
yeah, there's definitely still a dot on top of the L. that's ok though. And while we're at it, the upper case I just looks like a lower case L. what's up with that?
It's a sans-serif font (serifs are the little pieces of letters that jet off, like what you see on the top and bottom of the letter "I" when capitalized), that's why the I looks like a lowercase L; this happens a lot with a shitload of fonts. Also, there's no dot, it's a chunk of the L taken out at random by the font; on the full size 11x17 you can see that there's no distinct separation.
LET'S COMPLAIN SOME MORE ABOUT THE FLYER THAT TOOK ME ALL DAY TO DO AND HAS CAUSED ME CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME AND ARTHRITIS. I still love you.
yeah, there's definitely still a dot on top of the L. that's ok though. And while we're at it, the upper case I just looks like a lower case L. what's up with that?
It's a sans-serif font (serifs are the little pieces of letters that jet off, like what you see on the top and bottom of the letter "I" when capitalized), that's why the I looks like a lowercase L; this happens a lot with a shitload of fonts. Also, there's no dot, it's a chunk of the L taken out at random by the font; on the full size 11x17 you can see that there's no distinct separation.
LET'S COMPLAIN SOME MORE ABOUT THE FLYER THAT TOOK ME ALL DAY TO DO AND HAS CAUSED ME CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME AND ARTHRITIS. I still love you.
Holy shit! Mark jut learned me something...had no fucking clue what serif meant until now
yeah, there's definitely still a dot on top of the L. that's ok though. And while we're at it, the upper case I just looks like a lower case L. what's up with that?
It's a sans-serif font (serifs are the little pieces of letters that jet off, like what you see on the top and bottom of the letter "I" when capitalized), that's why the I looks like a lowercase L; this happens a lot with a shitload of fonts. Also, there's no dot, it's a chunk of the L taken out at random by the font; on the full size 11x17 you can see that there's no distinct separation.
LET'S COMPLAIN SOME MORE ABOUT THE FLYER THAT TOOK ME ALL DAY TO DO AND HAS CAUSED ME CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME AND ARTHRITIS. I still love you.
well, i luv you too. No calm down and spell your email address right. hehe
no no, its a game that teaches kids how to lure women into secluded areas, trap them with a cage suspended over their head, and then... well you know the rest
no no, its a game that teaches kids how to lure women into secluded areas, trap them with a cage suspended over their head, and then... well you know the rest
I'm in text mode and read the url for the last image before clicking it.. I am dissapoint because I read part of the url as jenny mccarthy and then later naked... I like her
I'm in text mode and read the url for the last image before clicking it.. I am dissapoint because I read part of the url as jenny mccarthy and then later naked... I like her
Just noticed the URL. I want to write a song called bacon-bra-baconator-wendys-bacon-bikini-meat-bikini-bacon-bra-meat-bra-food-fetish-meat-fetish-naked-girls-eating-meat-naked-women-meat-2.jpg
When the Baconator first came out I had the brilliant idea of odering one each week and adding a patty each time. My roommate went on to do this with me until week six (he puked it up all over Newbury Street) and I reached ten patties..
I had to eat it like a salad because it was so fucking big. The shit I took after rivals MarkFuckingRichard's dook tale.
To repeat in this thread since I don't think it was said in between all the bacon tits:
This will be Terrence's last show with us, he's moving out of state to the land of mountains and maple syrup. It's rumored that he will eventually become a cloud. So say hi to the big guy, buy him a beer, and ask him to run in place for you- he'll be missed!
Holy shit fat lesbo in the Composted pit getting nuts.
She was fucking ridiculous; she decided to not only steal Tim's chicken mask while we played, she also decided to steal a shirt off our merch table, put it on in front of us while we were playing, and then claimed her best friend is in the band (FALSE) and said she could have it. Confronting her about that dressed as a banana was serious fucking business.
That being said, thanks to everyone who stuck around except her. Huge thanks to the Scaphism boys for setting up this shindig, and to Abnormality, Boarcorpse and Dysentery for playing solid sets. Thank christ I don't have to wake up for work tomorrow.
post by i_am_not_me at Oct 4,2010 1:20am edited Oct 4,2010 1:20am
She was fucking ridiculous; she decided to not only steal Tim's chicken mask while we played, she also decided to steal a shirt off our merch table, put it on in front of us while we were playing, and then claimed her best friend is in the band (FALSE) and said she could have it. Confronting her about that dressed as a banana was serious fucking business.
That being said, thanks to everyone who stuck around except her. Huge thanks to the Scaphism boys for setting up this shindig, and to Abnormality, Boarcorpse and Dysentery for playing solid sets. Thank christ I don't have to wake up for work tomorrow.
She also slapped my ass (HARD! shit still hurts), and apparently threw a glass.
post by nekronautnli at Oct 4,2010 1:22am
She also smashed a glass on the floor during your set.. I'm not ashamed to say it, I ratted her to the bouncer. Some random dude was killed a few weeks ago from the same thing, not fucking cool. She then proceeded to fight the bouncer and try to claim her innocence.
On another note, everybody killed it, lots of attendance too.. Great job Alex on a really well done Sunday show!
post by Randy_Marsh at Oct 4,2010 7:14am edited Oct 4,2010 7:20am
i recorded the fat dirtbag lady outside on my cell phone and have a video of it on my computer ... i uploaded the video but there is no sound whenn it plays on youtube....ill post it when i deal with that problem.
She chucked it back at me in the middle of a song too. I do not rike dodging bullets while playing.
Douchebag swamp donkey aside, thanks to everyone for coming out and ripping it up on a school night. Good times!
that was hilarious though, you dodged that so casually. must be the primitive Asian skills.
awesome show all around, all of the bands were devastating. Composted was tight as fuck. the attendance was killer too, i didn't expect that on a Sunday, even with such a menacing lineup.
Twas fun. All the bands were fucking killer. I'm always glad when I can commandeer a section of the club to get my bullshit set up and ready to go rather than taking 25 mins on stage while people yell at me. haha. Makes for less stress so I can focus on getting my face cut by thick shards of glass thrown by fatmonsters.
post by HeavensJail_nli at Oct 4,2010 9:23am
Only half-inch chunks of glass still stuck in your boots after getting home is true.
Only half-inch chunks of glass still stuck in your boots after getting home is true.
Other than that, completely killer show.
Yeah, this happened to my friend too. Except he was (foolishly) wearing flip flops. And was popping glass out of his feet out on the sidewalk. *cringe*
I love shows like these! Mark, that pabst was me aiming for the crowd. My B.
As for the broken glass, the gravy-train was barreling down the track and I was in the way. I moved just in time to see her chew-chew her way past and slam into the table Deathchick was sitting at with another woman. She then proceeded to grab the poor woman's drink, turn and then charge for the endzone. Next thing I knew there was glass everywhere.
PS, the Kenmore areas rats are bigger than Allston rats. Buh.
This show was fucking awesome, thanks for everyone coming out on a Sunday! All the bands fucking killed it, Definitely a good turn out for a work night, I love the sound at this venue despite the sound guy being a cranky douchebag, the stage sound fucking rips, I can hear everything up there. Hopefully we see more metal shows at Church in the future, they are too few and far between that's for sure
Abnormality [5.5/7]
In some ways Abnormality seemed almost like a new band in this outing, though I hadn't really seen enough of them in the previous four years to make that assessment with any degree of confidence. I was concerned that Mike leaving might take them down a peg, but this hasn't really happened; Abnormality is still just as technical, maybe a little more riff-focused and a little more melodic, but still crunching out kickass brutal death metal. It's still a little weird, almost, to see them with a bassist after so long without one, but Josh fills out and solidifies the sound, allowing the guitarists to concentrate on other things while he puts in the low end. (This has been your promotional message from the Bass Players' Mutual Benefit Society for the day.) The set was a little short -- the first four bands had to shoehorn themselves into 30-minute sets to make the timing work, so this is going to be pretty consistent across bands on this gig -- but pulled heavily from their upcoming EP, which is really looking like one to watch out for.
I was talking with Juan Untombed and some other people in here, and he mentioned that Boarcorpse had a new song built on black metal. I was a little skeptical about this -- even for Boarcorpse, that's a little out there -- but lo and behold, in the middle of said band's set, a song that comes out with straight-up Emperor riffs before blending them back into more typical weird tech-death. This is the last time I doubt Juan on something, provided he's functional enough to say words.
Boarcorpse [6/7]
This was Boarcorpse's last show as Boarcorpse has been, at least as long as they've been Boarcorpse, maybe even a little longer, and what a way to go out. In Terrence's last show out front, they smashed out a heavyweight-champeen performance of odd, challenging, brutal, and generally awesome material, including some new stuff from the forthcoming split with Composted and Scaphism, which is allegedly going to master this week. Perhaps impermanence adds coloring, but a set like this doesn't really need that enhancement; Boarcorpse has killed it like this before, they killed it here, and they will hopefully kill it in the future with Mark out front, who is a talented vocalist and class doer of odd things in his own right. A band this good doesn't often become not-good by amicably swapping one good musician for another, but they do change; if you missed this set, you missed the closing of a chapter, but there's no reason not to get onboard with the next iteration of this band as well.
Scaphism [5.5/7]
A good, solid, if a little short, set of meat-and-potatoes death metal from greater Worcester's favorite band of RAEP RAEP RAEP fetishists; this is about their metier, as far as I've seen them to date. Their brand of crushing, chunky death metal may not lend itself to the sort of performance that I'm likely to pick out as a particular high, but if they continue to keep up the quality and the consistency, people will continue to pack in for their sets and continue to respond well to the music. Over the sample space that I've seen from them, this was about an average Scaphism performance; it's just that the average outing you get from Scaphism is wicked good.
Dysentery [6/7]
Solid music, violent floor. So let it ever be. On the musical side, the band continued the trend of the past couple shows, unifying in the new material off the forthcoming-in-the-indefinite-future new record with stuff going back as far as the Excruciatingly Euphoric Torment split; the balance on this one was about 1/3 "old", 1/3 "new", and 1/3 ...Past Suffering..., all strongly integrated. Whenever the new one's out, it's going to be a hell of a crusher. The floor, though, didn't hit maximum violence; some people may have been intimidated by those who were throwing themselves around, some people may have been saving themselves for Composted, and the standards used may just be unrealistic. Is it even possible to make a pit that Will is going to be scared of? I've seen the guy in action, and don't believe that he'd be scared of any floor action that wasn't also indistinguishable from an armed gang fight. As pointed up before, though, this may be the problem; appropriately-violent pits scare people off, which leads to an empty front, which leads to people jumping around more, which eventually hits the local maximum of violence again. Local maxima are just rare.
Composted [6/7]
Some people, on seeing the relative decrease in antics and corresponding increase in ballistics-grade slam, might be motivated to shed a bloody little tear, with a sniffle, in the belief that Composted is growing up. Other people who are paying more attention will note that Mark still did this entire set in a banana suit. The current state of Composted can be most easily likened to the intro to "Sausage Cathedral": direct and to the point, but still relentlessly weird to the point of dada. There will be more antics, in other places that will mind the strewing of baked goods and inflatables less; what should be taken away from this set is that what's been true since the beginning of Composted is if anything even more true now: if you strip off the antics, you still have a very good and very funny slamming death metal band. The audience was up for it, with Aaron Hivesmasher (who's owned up to it under his own name elsewhere, so I can go ahead and be specific here) filling the air with empty pint cans, and a full, active pit that was at times almost as weird as the band on stage. With tanking the dudes and ladies flying around, and with trying to flip the glass shards back out of the killzone (unfortunately, not all of them or not in time to keep the dude who was moshing in his bare feet, having kicked off his flipflops, from stepping on them), there was never a dull moment for me in this set.
yeah, that dude has been to and reviewed 6 of our shows i think. He's got a ton of other shows reviewed on his blog too, i bet you could find other one's on there for you guys.
oh, yeah i was just readin on his blog that he's the one always offering to hand out stickers and cds at wacken... and i was trying to rememeber his username. Cool, thanks bluesef.
