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returntothepit >> discuss >> Almost hit a moose last night by largefreakatzero on Aug 13,2010 10:05am
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toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 13,2010 10:05am
Coming home from NJ last night, about 12:45am, about 15minutes from home. I see some eyes reflecting on the side of the road, next thing I know a huge-ass bull moose comes charging out of the ditch right at my car. I swerved, laid on the horn and hence lived (is this WIN or FAIL?), but holy-fuck that woke me up. I worked a 12hr day in NJ and then drove 5 hours home to NH, so I'm surprised that I saw it. I was driving my faggot yuppie-mobile (not my redneck truck) so I'm pretty sure I would have been fucked 6 ways from Sunday.

The weird part is that as soon as I hit that stretch of road, the idea of hitting a moose crossed my mind. Though I know there are miserable meeses in the area, I have never seen one running around in the road in the 7 years I've lived here. PREMONITIONS, maaaaaan...



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 13,2010 10:08am
GO BACK THERE AND GET THE JOB DONE



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Aug 13,2010 10:15am



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 13,2010 10:16am
FIGHT ME THE MOOSE WILL.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 13,2010 10:16am
nekronaut said[orig][quote]


WIN



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 13,2010 10:18am edited Aug 13,2010 10:20am
with where you live? i believe it. its moose country up there. in semi-related news there was a GIGANTIC mother black bear in my back yard last night. like frightingly huge.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 13,2010 10:30am
My wife saw a small black bear this morning right around the corner. ANIMALS ARE ON THE MOVE



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 13,2010 10:32am
it's obvious the moose won.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 13,2010 10:32am
wait wait wait.. the MOOSE IS LOOSE!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 13,2010 10:33am
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
ANIMALS ARE ON THE MOVE
the know something.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 13,2010 2:27pm
nekronaut said[orig][quote]


hahahahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by mutis   at Aug 13,2010 2:48pm
What you mean is that the moose almost hit you.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 13,2010 3:57pm
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MOOSE HITS YOU



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 13,2010 4:11pm
a moose jumped up while I was biking to Canada in 1993 or 1992. It almost ran into the cyclists ahead of me... it was sort of like a mountain stood up and ran.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 13,2010 4:13pm
Never understood why the plural form of mouse is mice, but moose is not meese. Meese are animals.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 13,2010 4:46pm
hit moose, then squirrel



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at Aug 13,2010 7:11pm
If you're almost hitting meese, you're too damn close to Canada. Or in North Dakota.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Aug 13,2010 7:32pm
Did you leave a rose for the dying moose?




toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Aug 13,2010 7:42pm
it's a good thing you meesed it!



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at Aug 13,2010 7:42pm
Cookie Monster > Dying moose



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Aug 13,2010 7:50pm



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Aug 13,2010 10:52pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Never understood why the plural form of mouse is mice, but moose is not meese. Meese are animals.


Yeah, they're mice like that cartoon with cat and two mice.....what was it called? "I hate meeses to pieces!!"



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Aug 13,2010 10:53pm
Oh yeah, pics or it didnt happen.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 14,2010 1:31am
you are doing it wrong.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 14,2010 6:04pm
narkybark said[orig][quote]


Yup, that's pretty much what would have happened, except the one I barely missed was a big bull with a full rack. Mangled I would have been.



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