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New site? Maybe some day. 
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So when you go into the bathroom at work and there is someone in there washing their hands. So you continue into the stall and it is so obvious that they were just sitting in there and the toilet is freshly flushed, but there are pubes in/on the seat/bowl... What do you do? |
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A wise man once said, ''KILL IT WITH FIRE!'' |
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I would say to the pube layer to get in there and clean it up or i'll fuck his wife dry with no KY. |
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Take a picture of it, then print it out and post it at some community board thing for all to see |
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hahahahahahahahaha i always bring a tissue in with me for this reason. they are always like 6 inches long too. TRIM THAT SHIT!! |
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im on visit 2 or 3... Working out 4 taco bell meals from sat/sun right now. Just like heaven! |
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Not at work, but I too am on the can |
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Monopoly on my phone is the best way to pass shits at work. No one ever questions why I'm in the bathroom for 4 hours, they probably think I'm very sick. |
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Your phones have been flagged. |
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i like to finish my morning bagel before i shit, but this morning i could only make it through the first half. nothing but pizza and Beck's Oktoberfest yesterday. |
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Eat while you take a shit or you are civilized.
Got it in the right thread this time. |
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marvel at the human digestive process. |
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Don't shit on your mobile unless it's waterproof. MINE IS AND IT'S IN MY RECTUM RIGHT NOW.
Until you come and get it. |
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i like to eat pizza while i blast a dook |
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i didnt order my pizza... with sausage... |
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TURDOOOOKEN!
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| So when you go into the bathroom at work and there is someone in there washing their hands. So you continue into the stall and it is so obvious that they were just sitting in there and the toilet is freshly flushed, but there are pubes in/on the seat/bowl... What do you do? |
Gorilla mask |
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Yeah! First time shitting with new phone! Someone is out there taping something. Idk what that is all about.
Also, 2 meals of hothot tofu and working wonders. |
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I enjoy the satisfaction of making others in the bathroom uncomfortable when I first sit down and unload. Try and make the water splash as loud as possible. |
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| I enjoy the satisfaction of making others in the bathroom uncomfortable when I first sit down and unload. Try and make the water splash as loud as possible. |
Make sure you yell out:
"Mein Führer! I can walk!" |
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Just scream out "I love Taco Bell!" before the first spray. |
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holy shit! i had the sound turned off on my phone, but i open up tetris... in the bathroom. LOUDEST MUSIC EVER. |
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All the stalls are full here! I think someone just peaked between the cracks in the door at me@ |
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that was me. Cool poop bro |
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getting paid to poop is pretty awesome....just got finished |
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Oh how I did not miss group shitting. |
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Yep got a bit of turtle going on |
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ITT: a bunch of pussies who've never had to wipe someone else's menstrual blood off of the seat. |
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| ITT: a bunch of pussies who've never had to wipe someone else's menstrual blood off of the seat. |
stories about shitting in the girls room or GTFO |
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Supreme hate for the never ending wipe.. fuck that. Gimme some "wet ones" |
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TURDOOOOKEN!
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tuuuuurdyuken! |
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not pubes. butt crack hairs. |
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Busy times in the work shit house today. All 3 stalls filled and I had to gogogogogogogo!!! |
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I would play some angry birds, but I know the sound will come on. What to do what to do. |
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There is no over all sound offi don't think... don't want to risk it. |
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Some person who was beside me in the stalls today flushed like 3 times during the same shit. Wtf! |
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Toilets in the Marine Corps have no doors, or walls often. Talking to your bromosapians while unleashing shit is awesome once you get used to it. Face to face even, sometimes. Picture urinals, but shitters instead. |
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Rev, there's an option for no sound! |
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Hey guys, I'm shitting at work on mobile!!!!!!1 and I have a window...you ever watch a plane going for a landing while you take a shit??? |
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Wow... I should not have eaten so much raw garlic last night. My bhole is frowning. |
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beavis and butthead attacked the getting paid to shit at work ideology quite well last night. |
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Must be hard to wipe with all that semen crusted in your asshole. |
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That isn't semen, it is diamonds. At least that is what he told me. |
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I just had both legs fall asleep after sitting on the throne for too long. Got up and had to brace myself on the sink until the juices started flowing again. I have a feeling that this will be the most interesting part of my day. |
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Just topped off a nice steaming bowl of Wrestlemania appetizers. A two-flusher (once for the bulk, and once for the remainder). |
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I ate a huge apple last night. waiting for that. |
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Shit 3 times already, going for a fourth soon. Scotch really gets things moving. |
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once, but I'm looking forward to continuing later. |
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#5 is coming out as I type. Getting cleared out good today! |
 
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