if the girl insisted that she put a pinkie in your butt? this goes for girls too.

Fuck it, I've got nothing else going on.

Wait...how fat is this girl? Fat girls can have some sausage fingers.

the female version of this:

SLAYER!

bennyhillifier

Pfft - if she wants to check the oil, who am I to say no? (Of course, I'm generally pretty damn agreeable when my dick is in somebody's mouth.)

i checked off yes before seeing the 3rd option :(

Too far from reality -- most of the ladies I know also know what I eat. LOL

There are precious few who would be granted the privilege of suckling my morbido.

I would if I didn't accept one from your mother 15 minutes ago. I'm not into the weird stuff. Mother to son crosses boundaries, man.