Listen here. If I formed a band, one of the 5 minute portions would be devoted to story time. Pretty much the band stops playing and then one member would take out a picture story book. Everyone in the band would then read aloud a particular section of the story book to the crowd and hold it up to show the picture.

What do you guys think?

Cool story, bro.

why on earth would think thats a good idea?

I think that you are either 12 or 40

Composted did it.

NEDF 2009.

With Reading Rainbow theme, no less.

Just sayin.

Once a upon time... RAARWWWWLRKA:LRJA:LRJALKHOTIYOAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yea but was it just the music or did they read the audience a story along with it? It would bring unity to the shows, trust me.

no it would be stupid. people dont go to shows for fuckin storytime. i cant imagine why you'd wanna waste time on that when you could be playing more of your songs. think of something better.

bennyhillifier

We supplied the books so the children could learn how to read themselves. We also had balloons!

TAKE A LOOK ITS IN A BOOK

i was flipping through a book today a newbs called "Shit my dad says"

fucking hilarious crotchety old man content.

They finally made that a book?
I believe it was a Twitter account that go popular

i thought so ...either that or some website thing. i might go back and pick it up.

I'm anti-banter at shows, with a few select exceptions.

i approve of banter only if it is obnoxious/offensive/hilarious

I love stage banter.

Especially when it involves burping into the microphone. Classy.

TIME FOR SOME ANDROID HEAD

ass gas or grass NOBODY rides for free

Billy Milano's banter can't be topped.

We've already done it... on several occasions.

Unless you're rich horror.

bennyhillifier

Approve of the above or die trying.

2 hour metal theater production complete with sets, actors and storyline.

DO IT YOU WON'T

Sexcapade seekers rejoice!

Fuck storytime. Nap time or GTFO.

Someone who gets the right idea, finally. Yea, we could mix story time and nap time. My band, before telling the story could tell the audience it's cool if they lounge around and take a quick nap. We could then pay the venue around 50 dollars to hand out free warm milk or something.

Unless you're Rich Horror, what??? Sense makes none sentence your in.

awesome troll

my apologies for not putting an ellipsis, horror tang.

Is an ellipsis the ... thing?

it's now a tv pilot starring william shatner as the dad. the real dad swears so much that i can't imagine a network tv version of it being funny or lasting more than a few episodes before getting cancelled.

ugh stupid tv. why cant they do an HBO show or something at least?