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returntothepit >> discuss >> Saw a great bumper sticker yesterday... by Hoser on May 13,2010 4:10pm
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toggletoggle post by Hoser at May 13,2010 4:10pm
It said, "I'll keep my money and my freedom, you can keep "the change."

Funny shit.

So where is this complete actor and teleprompter reading President taking us? Right down the fucking shitter. Flush away your rights and money boys and girls, and you may as well enjoy it. You assholes voted for him.

Deeper into recession? Check.
Still at war in Iraq? Check
Beefing up our troops for further war in Afghanistan? Check.
Socialism? Check.
Nancy Pelosi? Check.


Where's all of the change that you hippy faggots were touting? Enquiring minds want to know.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at May 13,2010 4:11pm
Corruption? Check.
Post-racial anti-white racism? Check.
Destroying middle class? Check.
Corporate Cronyism? Check.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 13,2010 4:15pm
I had to check the dates to make sure these were legitimate posts.... and that it really was you too. Nice to see you both back in action.... i was gonna respond here to your post too (novel idea) but remembered i vowed not to even discuss politics on RTTP.



toggletoggle post by Cosby Browns NLI at May 13,2010 4:15pm


You guys should FRAZZLE SNAZZLE! TOGETHER!



toggletoggle post by Cosby Browns NLI at May 13,2010 4:17pm


KEEP PLAYING YOUR BLOOPITY GAMES YOU BLOPITTIES



toggletoggle post by Hoser at May 13,2010 4:21pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
I had to check the dates to make sure these were legitimate posts.... and that it really was you too. Nice to see you both back in action.... i was gonna respond here to your post too (novel idea) but remembered i vowed not to even discuss politics on RTTP.


I'm just venting and yeah, I'm still here. I'm a full time umm....guy who ummm....I'm the Easter bunny now, so I don't get much time to be an asshole anywhere else but on the job, if I so choose to. I miss the heated debates and randomness. I'll check back as often as I can.



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at May 13,2010 4:23pm
i saw that bumper sticker a month or two ago



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at May 13,2010 4:36pm
The Easter Bunny is a rabid socialist, making everyone dependant on government handouts.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at May 13,2010 4:39pm
narkybark said[orig][quote]
The Easter Bunny is a rabid socialist, making everyone dependant on government handouts.


No, not that kind of Easter bunny. I bring the guys that steal eggs to jail.



toggletoggle post by ark at May 13,2010 4:42pm
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
Corruption? Check.
Post-racial anti-white racism? Check.
Destroying middle class? Check.
Corporate Cronyism? Check.


Thanks man. I'd take you as my right-wing adviser over Hoser any day.



toggletoggle post by timma at May 13,2010 4:55pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
i vowed not to even discuss politics on RTTP.


You are a wise, wise man.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 13,2010 4:57pm
Hoser said[orig][quote]
narkybark said[orig][quote]
The Easter Bunny is a rabid socialist, making everyone dependant on government handouts.


No, not that kind of Easter bunny. I bring the guys that steal eggs to jail.


wtf are you talking about?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 13,2010 5:01pm
with the hippin and the hoppin and the bippin and the boppin



toggletoggle post by Slag at May 13,2010 5:03pm
WTF IS A BILL COSBY



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 13,2010 5:24pm
frizzle frazzle



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toggletoggle post by Hoser at May 13,2010 5:29pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
Hoser said[orig][quote]
narkybark said[orig][quote]
The Easter Bunny is a rabid socialist, making everyone dependant on government handouts.


No, not that kind of Easter bunny. I bring the guys that steal eggs to jail.


wtf are you talking about?


I'm an officer...ok, you made me say it. I work for the Dept. of Homeland Security, under the Dept. of Energy and the NRC. I'm a Tactical Responder (i.e. SWAT). I wear a badge and carry lots of guns for a living.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at May 13,2010 5:30pm
I graduated the academy in March. I'm still an FNG.



toggletoggle post by Double Nigger at May 13,2010 5:37pm
ITT: A federal employee tells us why big government libs are bad.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at May 13,2010 5:43pm
Hey there bubba...I worked in the private sector for many, many years. That's why I went Federal...I have a family to feed.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 13,2010 5:46pm
liberals and conservatives both suck



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 13,2010 5:50pm
Joe Christianni has a bigger and better unicorn collection than you do.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at May 13,2010 6:00pm
Who is this Christianni character, anyway?



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 13,2010 6:03pm
Joe Christianni reads women's romance novels.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 13,2010 6:22pm
Hoser, with all due respect to your service (srsly), please don't follow the patriot act.



toggletoggle post by autisticretard at May 13,2010 6:49pm
these guys are my heros



toggletoggle post by poopshit at May 13,2010 6:54pm
someone go over and rape Hoser's wife and children while he's at a metal show. then they can call the socialist taxpayer-funded safety squad (oh sorry, i meant "cops") to get help.

maybe he won't put his children in socialist public schools either. you know, those being taxpayer-funded and all.

maybe he'll be happy if we sell all the national parks to private companies too. because, you know, those take taxpayer dollars to keep up.

Hoser is a fucking total garbage idiot piece of shit. "socialism" feeds your goddamn family, you asshole.

all presidents are douches, but this one can at least READ a teleprompter. why don't you just admit you don't like the guy, instead of regurgitating the same old TeaBagger talking points.

if you can't recognize what a mess ANY president would've had to deal with after Bush, you're again a total garbage idiot piece of shit.

get a fucking identity.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 13,2010 6:55pm
lol



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at May 13,2010 7:39pm
I'm gonna have to go ahead and agree with hoser here.

Freedom isn't free. It costs a buck o five a day



toggletoggle post by neverpurified nli at May 13,2010 7:50pm
Hoser said[orig][quote]
It said, "I'll keep my money and my freedom, you can keep "the change."

Funny shit.

So where is this complete actor and teleprompter reading President taking us? Right down the fucking shitter. Flush away your rights and money boys and girls, and you may as well enjoy it. You assholes voted for him.

Deeper into recession? Check.
Still at war in Iraq? Check
Beefing up our troops for further war in Afghanistan? Check.
Socialism? Check.
Nancy Pelosi? Check.


Where's all of the change that you hippy faggots were touting? Enquiring minds want to know.



Good thing the right wing would never vote an actor to a major political office....



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 13,2010 8:44pm
I still want to drink bourbon with Hoser.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 13,2010 9:11pm
old bumper sticker is old.
hoser loses some of my respect cause he missed the iron sloth.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at May 13,2010 9:21pm



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 14,2010 8:33am
Hoser said[orig][quote]
Hey there bubba...I worked in the private sector for many, many years. That's why I went Federal...I have a family to feed.


I respect this. Just because you don't agree with big government doesn't mean you can't take part in it to support your family. It means that your family means enough to you to put up with the establishment that you're against. It's nice.


and i don't think anyone should rape your wife, that's wrong.

You do have really stupid opinions on most things though. IT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK!



toggletoggle post by Frank Langella at May 14,2010 10:30am
Hoser said[orig][quote]
It said, "I'll keep my money and my freedom, you can keep "the change."

Funny shit.

So where is this complete actor and teleprompter reading President taking us? Right down the fucking shitter. Flush away your rights and money boys and girls, and you may as well enjoy it. You assholes voted for him.

Deeper into recession? Check.
Still at war in Iraq? Check
Beefing up our troops for further war in Afghanistan? Check.
Socialism? Check.
Nancy Pelosi? Check.


Where's all of the change that you hippy faggots were touting? Enquiring minds want to know.



Cool story... FAGGOT.



toggletoggle post by porphyria at May 14,2010 11:30am
ark said[orig][quote]
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
Corruption? Check.
Post-racial anti-white racism? Check.
Destroying middle class? Check.
Corporate Cronyism? Check.


Thanks man. I'd take you as my right-wing adviser over Hoser any day.


hahahaha! I kind of agree with this even though I still think it's a retarded standpoint. Just slightly less mainstream right wing 'Stars and Bars 4 lyfe' retarded.



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at May 14,2010 12:16pm
corprotacry is where it is at. Ooooolll ursp



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 14,2010 12:43pm
only Hoser is real.



toggletoggle post by BlownUpJamPad  at May 14,2010 8:47pm
You're all idiots republications and democrats are the same . They both are controlled by the military industrial complex and big corporations. Name one time the government has taken your guns away or your money? Show your pay stub were the fed has taken more money now than when Bush was in power. More money will always go to military power and any other public service.

It said, "I'll keep my money and my freedom, you can keep "the change." dumb shit



toggletoggle post by BlownUpJamPad  at May 14,2010 8:53pm
oh yeah Nazi Germany was considered a war machine....The American war machine is greater than Germany could have ever imagined.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 14,2010 9:00pm
Fuck Hesser College, let's go to Hoser College. We can take courses such as Liberal Faggots 101 and Advanced Pseudo-Tolerance, watch films like "Eat Meat Or You Are A Pussy" and graduate with the highest of lofty honors from honorsville.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at May 16,2010 1:24pm
Wow, angry troll is angry.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at May 16,2010 1:25pm
poopshit said[orig][quote]
someone go over and rape Hoser's wife and children while he's at a metal show. then they can call the socialist taxpayer-funded safety squad (oh sorry, i meant "cops") to get help.

maybe he won't put his children in socialist public schools either. you know, those being taxpayer-funded and all.

maybe he'll be happy if we sell all the national parks to private companies too. because, you know, those take taxpayer dollars to keep up.

Hoser is a fucking total garbage idiot piece of shit. "socialism" feeds your goddamn family, you asshole.

all presidents are douches, but this one can at least READ a teleprompter. why don't you just admit you don't like the guy, instead of regurgitating the same old TeaBagger talking points.

if you can't recognize what a mess ANY president would've had to deal with after Bush, you're again a total garbage idiot piece of shit.

get a fucking identity.



Very angry, indeed!



toggletoggle post by Hoser at May 16,2010 1:27pm
I also love the fact that an anonymous poster tells me to...

"get a fucking identity."

That's rich. What does "identity" have to do with any of this? Please explain, child.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 16,2010 1:30pm
great bumper sticker is a total misnomer. bumper stickers are for idiots. exept for the batlord sticker.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at May 16,2010 2:22pm


only sticker titty girls are real.




toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at May 17,2010 7:57am
Hoser said[orig][quote]
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
Hoser said[orig][quote]
narkybark said[orig][quote]
The Easter Bunny is a rabid socialist, making everyone dependant on government handouts.


No, not that kind of Easter bunny. I bring the guys that steal eggs to jail.


wtf are you talking about?


I'm an officer...ok, you made me say it. I work for the Dept. of Homeland Security, under the Dept. of Energy and the NRC. I'm a Tactical Responder (i.e. SWAT). I wear a badge and carry lots of guns for a living.



Wow, insurance sales to Fed Cop -- that's a quite a change. Please don't arrest me.



toggletoggle post by slymoe nli at May 17,2010 9:53am
xgodzillax said[orig][quote]


http://www.badideatshirts.com/ILL-KEEP-MY-GUNS-MONEY-AND-FREEDOM-YOU-KEEP-THE-CHANGE-FUNNY-T-SHIRT--P737.aspx


i think this is pretty ghey. boondocks had an amazing episode about this.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at May 17,2010 9:59am
Opinions are funny and dumb all at the same time.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at May 17,2010 10:12am
Bottom line: Obama sucks, Bush administration was worse. Republicans are bullies, Democrats are pussies. I'd say a third party would be the answer, but even if say a Libertarian was elected president, you are still going to have a Congress full of bullies and pussies who are mad that their candidate isn't in the White House, hence nothing gets passed. Grim the future looks.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 17,2010 11:32am
BlownUpJamPad said[orig][quote]
You're all idiots republications and democrats are the same . They both are controlled by the military industrial complex and big corporations. Name one time the government has taken your guns away or your money? Show your pay stub were the fed has taken more money now than when Bush was in power. More money will always go to military power and any other public service.

It said, "I'll keep my money and my freedom, you can keep "the change." dumb shit


So are you one of those: "Both parties are the same, so it makes no difference how you feel" kind of people?

If so, if you REALLY think that it doesn't matter how people feel/vote, then please, stop worrying about it. Stop any attempts to stay up on current politics, don't vote, and don't post in political threads. Leave the actual politics to people who know that THERE IS OBVIOUSLY A DIFFERENCE in the parties, and totally different things will happen depending on who YOU (the people) give the power to. (voting) .... matter of fact, if you can't see the difference in this administrations from the last one, and in the decisions they've made, you haven't been paying attention.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 17,2010 12:54pm edited May 17,2010 12:55pm
The left/right paradigm is false!
Both parties are completely different with their basic stances and beliefs, but both are controlled by outside interests and corporations. That's where it doesn't matter.
I vote and particpate in political activites, but I also know that the 2 party system is a faux system and is seperating this country instead of uniting it.

There is a huge split between actual government ( both parties) and the citizens of this country. There are NO honest politicians on both sides. The closest one to being honest is Ron Paul.
This country has give down the shitter. We need real change.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 17,2010 12:58pm
Also, anyone that took any basic political science courses in college knows the political spectrum. The further you go left, the more right you become. The further you go right, the more left you become.
It's a mind fuck but makes sense when one really thinks about it.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 17,2010 1:11pm



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at May 17,2010 1:35pm




toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at May 17,2010 2:48pm
A guy who barely qualifies for black and can actually speak vs. a geezer who can't keep his tongue in his mouth? I'll take my brutha, kthx. This "change" stuff takes time, y'know. You can't fix the economy or win a war(?) in one year. At least not in Happy Hippy Gum Drop Land America.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 17,2010 3:23pm
can you name one thing that he has done that has shown potential for promise in the future? we're spiraling down the shitter, optimism has no place in this government anymore. yes, there are differences between this administration and the last one, so technically change has occurred, but that's like spraying the Ebola virus all over Europe and saying "hey, it's a change from the Black Death".



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 17,2010 3:23pm
i agree with both Jim's, there are differences in political parties, but everyone is corrupt, so in a way they are the same.



toggletoggle post by KENNY LANNING W/ 25,000 SIGNATURES at May 17,2010 4:01pm
HEY GUYS I AM STARTING A GRASS ROOTS CAMPAIGN FOR THE PRESIDENT ELECTION IN 2013. VOTE FOR ME. I WILL LEGALIZE WEED, ALCOHOL, CRACK COCAINE, GAMBLING, MORNING GLORY SEEDS AND PROSTIDUTION. MAKE ME YOUR PRESIDENT. THANK YOU.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 17,2010 4:12pm
vote kenny lanning with a bullet



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at May 17,2010 4:20pm
Dick ridin' for Obama, 2010



toggletoggle post by arktouros at May 17,2010 4:25pm
the jims are right.
but I have a problem with the political circle aril posted.
Where is extreme capitalism on the circle? it's certainly not near "freedom"...

the most free, feasible human government (there is no perfect government) is a proper balance of capitalism and socialism with true democratic representation (whatever that balance is, i have no idea), with protections against corruption. but, we all know that's not possible. fallacies at the individual level are far too great and always will be.

anyone who complains about cultural marxism - your culture was dead when the information age hit.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 17,2010 4:46pm
It is imposible to have a perfect government. A utopia is not attainable when, like you said, individual fallacies are present.

It seems as if culture and government is at a stalemate. We can't decide what's right or wrong and we can't see the truth because everything is behind shades.

If only life was as simple as living off if the land in tribal communities again. The larger the population, the greater the chance of failure. I truly fear the direction we are heading in. There isn't much we can do about it. Why not embrace it and live life with sex, drugs, and rock n roll?



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at May 17,2010 7:10pm
I have to agree that fixing the economy takes time, at least as much time as it takes to fuck it up. Shit was going downhill for a decade really, for everyone but those with millions in the stock market, and by late 2008 when it crashed, everything just froze all over. I remember that period of time and it fucking blew, I couldn't find a guitar student for months for the first time in almost fifteen years of doing this, my drummer couldn't find any work during the day doing anything at all. If things hadn't changed from that, who the fuck knows what things would be like at this point. It's a slow climb, but I'll take an up arrow to a down arrow any day, especially after Main Street has been sliding downhill for most of the last ten years.

Also, we do have well over 50,000 troops out of Iraq since last year, with only 99,000 or so remaining there, which is a pretty sizeable change right in accordance with the withdrawal plan. This bears mentioning especially given the question that this thread starts with.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at May 23,2010 3:40pm



toggletoggle post by randy marx at May 23,2010 5:36pm
that video is amazing.



toggletoggle post by ThorgWantEat at May 23,2010 7:44pm
Yea...help the economy my ass. He is in support of outsourcing in the crucial areas of what this country needs. He has not done anything outstanding or done anything to change versus the same old bullshit president we've been getting every four years. A real president of change would have said fuck the law and put his foot down in BP's face. Instead, he pussyfoots his way out just like any other boring president we have. Thinking about high speed rails? Think again, because that's another thing which never came to fruition. More affordable healthcare? Yea right, more like required. Obama is not worse, but he is the same fucking bullshit. Aren't people tired of the people we elect who absolutely do nothing or take 5000 years to do it?



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 24,2010 8:22am
repost.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at May 24,2010 9:45am
ThorgWantEat said[orig][quote]
A real president of change would have said fuck the law and put his foot down in BP's face. Instead, he pussyfoots his way out just like any other boring president we have.


He is ONLY THE PRESIDENT, he's commander-in-chief with veto power. Presidents are not dictators, he's at the mercy of the moneyed interests of congress and the house - which Bush played along with very well. Oh yeah, repost





toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 24,2010 11:26am
Shoot drugs with Graham Parsons and Nellcote or you're a pussy.



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