Yes sir, resigned yesterday, walked out the door with major business and started immediately with a new company. Good times!

Congrats! It would be better if you had time off too, but that must feel good. I hope you kept your stapler

In sales, it's better to not take any time off. It's a foot race to get to clients before the ex-company does. Printing is still printing and is a brutally competitive business, but I actually feel relatively good about my job for the first time in years. Since the new plant is in the NY/NJ area, I'll be working out of my home office for the most part. I did not take my stapler, damnit -- I need to make a visit to Staples later...

Good luck in the new endeavor, kick some ass and take some names.

Best of luck sir. Many rapes.

Thank you, gents. And yes, many rapes.

nice working from home. good hit.

wfh = jerking off at lunchtime

high score for fapping while on a conference call

Why wait until lunchtime?

Largefreakatzero Paper Company

you lose your blackberry?

Nope. When I started this process (about 9 months ago) I switched the phone back into my name and purchased my own laptop. I left with everything I needed.

Score huge, nice work!

do you have a roladex you took from when you worked at staples?

way to work bruddah!

Huh? When did I work at Staples?

when you went to the NYC office for angela to turn in the numbers she forgot to turn in. Michael found out that you did it and he thought you were betraying him again. The last time was when you met up with jan. anyhow, instead of telling michael why you drove to the NYC branch, you quit and then went and worked at staples.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

then michael came and got you back when angela confessed why you went to nyc in the first place.

watch glen garry/glen ross to get in the full tilt sales mood.