We are extremely excited and somewhat aroused to announce the addition of Evan Duplessis (Sexcrement)--AKA Ol' Dirty Duplessis AKA Big Baby Ree-bus AKA Peanut The Kidnapper AKA ok fuck it, this is getting old now--on vocals and Tim Chang (you know him here as Timma)--AKA Chilly Timmy Wonga Face (stolen from the short-lived yet vastly amusing RTTP troll of a similar moniker)--on bass with a strong pimp hand. Evan and Tim, you complete me.

Our first show with these fresh, new, baby-faced cherubs will be Sunday July 11th at The Midway Cafe for Parasickdick Extrabacon's tour kickoff!

Also coming soon will be our brand new promo, "Turning Tricks On Sesame St." Stay tuned for details.

Hugz & Kissez,
COMPOSTED

http://www.myspace.com/compostedmetal

Fucking awesome. Can't wait to see the new lineup.

woah really!? that's phenoanmallasfhtal!

also, I didn't know that Tim played bass.

Tim plays the bass with punishing authority; I'm pretty sure I heard it cry from pain today.

I can't wait to visit you boys at practice and have a lot of sex with all of you.

I just told Mike today, now that you guys are practicing in South Boston, there is no way I can get out of having sex with you.

THIS JUST IN: Composted needs a new guitarist in lieu of Mark Richards' departure due to fear of rape.

I call firsties!

Seriously though folks, I'm super stoked about joining up with these fine gents and can't wait to slam the shit out of everything in sight. Especially you, Wren.

Don't doubt Tim's word. He's gonna do it naked too. Just you wait and see.

I deserve credit for naming tim as chilly timmy wonga face. You can put it in the CD or something.

I deserve credit for absolutely nothing

Oh boy!!! YAY!!!

fear of rape? really?

If Rich Horror was trying to rape you, you'd understand.

No one can understand Rich Horror rape.

Except those who he inflicts it upon most. Which is me. Sadface.

And that inhibits your ability to understand anything BUT Rich Horror rape.

I don't even understand it, but that's love.

you killed Peter Steele!

Actually, I think MFR killed Peter Steele in his blind fear of being raped by Rich Horror.

Wiki said so.

MFR - are you making it to MT tonight? Got an offer to discuss with you... if you aren't then let me know and I'll email you.

Oh, and this is awesome news!

Wow, can't wait to see this!

And may I add that its good that has composted has finally allowed minorities back into the fold.

WICKED EXCITED

at least this time it's an eggroll and not a nigglit.

^lol

Everyone needs a little yellow half-Chinaman ass in their lives.

Plus, we built your goddamn railroads, ya honkeys. If nothing else, we know what "heavy" is.

There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?

fuck yea!! looking forward to seeing composted live yet again

Composted is a bunch of affirmative action horseshit.

Tim really only got the job so people wouldn't think we're racist. I wouldn't want people being accused of being all NS and shit for wearing our patches at shows.

Chris MT: unfortunately I'm working till 11 tonight so I cannot make it to Metal Thursday :(. Commence emailing.

i better hear new material

you better put some Chinese influences into your music now.

You'll get nothing and like it.

You guys let a bruva in da band??

Jesus approves...I love me some silly slam tunes...holler!

We figured his people already make everything sold in America anyway, so why not let them corner the slam market too?

Goddamn right...we monopolizing this shit.

Slamrangoons for everyone!

Breee-king ravioris!

That's just racist, Mark.

I only say it because it's what everyone else is thinking.

Evan better rock wrestling gear...

awesome news! timma is going to play his bass and then a half hour later, the audience is going to want him to play it again. get used to encores, mark!

Asian-infruences, in my rocarr sram band? It's more rikery than you think.

I love how everyone is talking about the Asian and not Evan haha

Hahaha, Evan in wrestling gear at every show would be the key to our success.

LMAO

Encores? Or Happy Endings?

I was looking for a worthy macro to express the win in this thread and came across this as my first GI result...coincidence?

you are the fortune in my cookie, sir.

that girl would make one hell of a photoshop close-up. too excited to not be possessed.

I think we need to give Evan Coolio hair.

Just sayin'.

her goofy-ass, crossed slant eyes...

jokes aside, this is all exciting! This means that when Super Happy Story Time Land comes around Boston, we'll get to do our awesome silly show!

That chick looks like she's about to start a real life tenticle hentai.
On to other matters, Mark, that is fucking awesome. Can't wait to see Composted in it's new form. Is even gonna do singing and guitar or is he going hands free and just lettin it hang out?

Evan will be doing just vocals.

Timma and I will bring the woks to Jamaica Plain.

I've read this like 10 times and still have no clue if it's referencing something I should know or some shit. I hope I'm not stupid.

mark, you clearly haven't done your asian research. or you just don't eat chinese food.

STIR FRY SLAM ALL UP IN YO GRILL, BYITCH.

I smell a side project...

I really haven't done any Asian research, and I can't remember the last time I had Chinese food.

ya see, Mark, its a stereotype that when you eat Chinese food, you'll be hungry again like an hour later...hence having an Asian in your band will make people hungry for silly slam again soon after

These jokes are too deep for me. Bring on the pictures of dogs shitting on deceased babies.

Seriously, we don't have time to make those correlations. Tim, if this is what it's going to be like from now then I don't think we should keep seeing each...I mean be in the same band.

Don't worry Mark--I read joke about 10 times myself and had no idea what it was about either.

Let's just keep it simple, shall we?

...BOOBIES!

On a slightly more serious note, I heard the rough demo track with Evan signing on it last night and I got a halfie. I are excited.

I just don't know how much fun it's going to be if EVERYONE in the band has necks now...

I make up for that with 16 chins.

Is there enough room left on the room or do we have to start stacking shit?

No stackage required; Tim's rig will go next to mine when we're not playing so it won't be in the way. I'll also be removing some shit like that huge, useless trash barrel.

OH REEREE?