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returntothepit >> discuss >> Awful parents and the names they choose for their kids by IllinoisEnemaBradness on Mar 30,2010 2:40pm
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toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Mar 30,2010 2:40pm
my co worker just got back from Atlanta, he was learning how to fix a new copier. His teachers name was RICHARD JERKA
I said "Dick Jerka, you're kidding right?" He said he didn't even think of that, which I thought was weird. But really, how long has the cock been referred to as a dick, he said the guy was in his 30's, i'm sure the term dick has been around longer than 30 years, am i wrong, AM I WRONG!!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 30,2010 2:43pm
he should do porn



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Mar 30,2010 2:45pm
just helped a white kid named Jarryd. WTF?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 30,2010 3:16pm
this dude at the bank i go to is named Jaron. the names that piss me off the most are ones like Cody, Toby, Tristen, crap like that. but the worst of all is Skyler. anyone with that name should be punched daily. i don't care if you didn't choose it, you have the ability to change it.



toggletoggle post by Dweezil Zappa at Mar 30,2010 3:19pm
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toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 30,2010 3:19pm
i talked to an indian guy at work named Benin Jerry Ramallasomethingorother



toggletoggle post by Boutros Boutros Ghali at Mar 30,2010 3:21pm
Oh stop whining you fuckers.



toggletoggle post by Dick Army / Penis Navy / Vagina Coastguard at Mar 30,2010 3:23pm
What a bunch of bull shit!



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Mar 30,2010 3:23pm
I met a girl the other day named Hunter Knight. Pretty awesome name I gotta say!



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Mar 30,2010 3:24pm
Recieved a call once from a coworker with the legit name : Richard Head.

FAIL.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 30,2010 3:31pm
I once dated a girl who's parents were confused about whether to name her dafney, or jane.. so they named her:

Jaffney. terrible.



toggletoggle post by thrasher   at Mar 30,2010 3:41pm
i met a michael hunt years ago.

what about the nascar driver Dick Trickle? give me a break



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 30,2010 4:21pm
Entered HR information once for some poor bitch named Latrina. Oof.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 30,2010 6:05pm
A friend of mine used to work with a gentleman by the name of Juan Ball. The best part: he only had one ball.



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