Will you let me jump your pump? Ever since I have laid lips on Jessica, I have retaliated madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the stick of my shit asses and that someday we will quiver happily ever after. I have a projectionist as a/an poet that pays $17 each month. I promise to sniff Jessica with kindness and respect.
Sincerely,
Mastiff Nutsack
post by bloblovesmusic at Mar 26,2010 12:57pm
Dear cousin, I am having a(n) stupid time at camp. The counselor is facile and the food is smelly. I met Sean and we became fart-facey friends. Unfortunately, Sean is shit assed and I shit assed my Sean's bum so we couldn\'t go communicating like everybody else. I need more puppies and a heart sharpener, so please merrily hump more when you compound back. Your daddy, Sarah
post by KPANZER at Mar 26,2010 1:15pm
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