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returntothepit >> discuss >> What is the best frozen pizza? by TheRidersofDoom on Feb 4,2010 10:22pm
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toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Feb 4,2010 10:22pm
I stick with Digorno's stuffed crust pepperoni, and freschetta rising crust, the crust is doughy as hell.

I don't care what anyone says though Red Baron french bread sucks, the deepdish is tight though. We sell 12 packs of those at work haha



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Feb 4,2010 10:28pm
The best? Subjective.

My favorite? Simple and easy Ellios Pizza. A full meal, less than $3, deeeelicious.




toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Feb 4,2010 10:29pm
Runner up? Stouffers French Bread.

Rising crust/authentic/digiornos/etc... I avoid. If I want PIZZA pizza, I buy dough, cheese, and make some sauce. Spinning your own dough FTW.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 4,2010 11:05pm
stouffers french bread pizza is great



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Feb 4,2010 11:38pm
Paul Newmann's



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 4,2010 11:57pm
ellio's or just make your own.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 5,2010 12:11am
Ellios



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Feb 5,2010 12:19am
stouffers french bread pizza sucks! so does ellios. personally, my favorite frozen pizza is red baron. soooooooo good



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 5,2010 12:22am
Doesn't Red Baron only come in personal pizza size?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Feb 5,2010 12:32am
Tony's pizza



toggletoggle post by joeyumbrella  at Feb 5,2010 12:40am
celeste



toggletoggle post by beelze at Feb 5,2010 12:51am
Digiornos



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Feb 5,2010 1:21am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Doesn't Red Baron only come in personal pizza size?


no sir, they have multiple varieties. large, medium, personal



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 5,2010 1:24am
It's like a whole new world is opening before my very eyes.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Feb 5,2010 2:05am
dont speak ill of the red baron frozen pizzas richard!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Feb 5,2010 3:25am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
ellio's or just make your own.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Feb 5,2010 8:08am
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
stouffers french bread pizza is great


AGREED.



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Feb 5,2010 8:08am
joeyumbrella said[orig][quote]
celeste


Mama Celeste is the only Italian mom I ever knew who couldn't make a pizza



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 5,2010 8:32am
I bought ellios for the kids. I might eat all the ellios though before they get home from school.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Feb 5,2010 8:32am
Totino's is pretty damn good too.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Feb 5,2010 8:50am
home made sauce on garlic naan bread or english muffins topped with whatever cheese you like ftw


http://www.slashfood.com/2009/09/01/frozen-pizza-taste-test/



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 5,2010 8:53am
xgodzillax said[orig][quote]
dont speak ill of the red baron frozen pizzas richard!


I'm not you foolish gargantuan. It's legit excitement. Their pizzas are incredible but I only ever see them in personal pizza size and I am a large man and have a large man's hunger.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Feb 5,2010 8:54am
Those Red Baron french bread pizzas are like heaven, IMO.



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Feb 5,2010 9:27am
Ellio's FTW. Mama Celeste a close second IMO.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 5,2010 10:01am
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
home made sauce on garlic naan bread or english muffins topped with whatever cheese you like ftw


http://www.slashfood.com/2009/09/01/frozen-pizza-taste-test/
Kashi makes a pizza?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 5,2010 10:13am
red baron is awesome.

celeste pizzas are terrible. i liked them when i was in high school because i didn't know better.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 5,2010 10:14am
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
home made sauce on garlic naan bread or english muffins topped with whatever cheese you like ftw


http://www.slashfood.com/2009/09/01/frozen-pizza-taste-test/


sometimes we get the garlic naan bread, fresh mozzarella and parmesan cheese, olive oil, and tomatoes and make pizzas with those.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 5,2010 10:34am
i can't do frozen pizzas. they make me feel like death. the sodium content is enough to stun a horse.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Feb 5,2010 11:23am
hannaford generic cheese is great bang for buck.
freschetta is my favorite "expensive" brand.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Feb 5,2010 11:39am
Best "full size" frozen: Freschetta

Best individual: Elios though Roche Bros makes a great Elios ripoff for a buck less per box.

I ike making bagel pizzas in my toaster oven.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Feb 5,2010 11:39am
Oh and I love Boboli crust.



toggletoggle post by ancient master at Feb 5,2010 12:34pm
my friend made pizza crust the other day with bisquick...it looked good before it was cooked, but it didnt hold together at all



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 5,2010 12:36pm
I just ordered one of these cause my brother is here working on my place.
The North End....................................$16.49/8.79
Our thin crust pizza topped with Polly-O fresh mozzarella cheese, plum tomatoes and fresh basil



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 5,2010 12:37pm
How the fuck is that a frozen pizza you stupid jerkoff?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 5,2010 1:27pm
hahahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Feb 5,2010 1:47pm
I like those culinary circle ones. They are usually only like 5.30 here and I eat the whole thing. Very large.



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Feb 5,2010 1:48pm
Oh and for reaall cheap i go for Tostinos. You can't go wrong. Its not even really pizza its like its own weird creation with flaky crust. I usually eat 2 at a time if Im hungry.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Feb 5,2010 2:00pm
quintessence said[orig][quote]
Oh and for reaall cheap i go for Tostinos. You can't go wrong. Its not even really pizza its like its own weird creation with flaky crust. I usually eat 2 at a time if Im hungry.


yessssss



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Feb 5,2010 2:22pm
Newman's Own, garlic chicken.



toggletoggle post by beelze at Feb 5,2010 2:34pm
Mama Celeste pizzas are fucking awful



toggletoggle post by slarmageddon at Feb 5,2010 2:35pm
MYSTIC PIZZA, FUCKERS



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Feb 5,2010 2:36pm
Freschetta is definitely the best overall... stuffed crust Digiorno is 2nd.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Feb 5,2010 2:38pm
stouffer's is the balls when you add stuff to it. same with celeste's, i eat those like pink tacos, and they're $1 each usually...if i'm eating frozen pizzas i'm going for cheap as hell



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 5,2010 4:31pm
what is best frozen pizza?

To CRUST your enemies, see them driven before CHEESE, and to hear the lamentation of their SAUCE!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 5,2010 7:15pm
dreadkill wins thread



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Feb 5,2010 10:22pm
After a decidedly ungodly 13 hour stint at work today, I may have finally snapped. I think I fucking hate pizza. I hate people that EAT pizza. I'm gonna go sell fucking ice-cream.



toggletoggle post by DJ Death Gemini at Feb 6,2010 12:42am
ellios doctored with peppers, chicken and mushrooms.



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Feb 6,2010 8:17am
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
what is best frozen pizza?

To CRUST your enemies, see them driven before CHEESE, and to hear the lamentation of their SAUCE!


win



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Oct 29,2011 7:40pm
I'm really digging the Red Baron French Bread 3 Meat. Cooked in the oven to a crispy hot mess.



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Oct 29,2011 7:49pm
Mark Fields of You're Fired/Proclamation holding two medium pizzas with Mac and Cheese in the middle



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Oct 29,2011 8:06pm
Spaldino said[orig][quote]
Freschetta is definitely the best overall... stuffed crust Digiorno is 2nd.
This backed hard.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 29,2011 9:15pm
Ellios or gtfo



toggletoggle post by Ridahs at Oct 29,2011 9:26pm
IllinoisEnemaBradness said[orig][quote]
Mark Fields of You're Fired/Proclamation holding two medium pizzas with Mac and Cheese in the middle


I think I'm going to have to make this someday for a beerfest. Pizza and Mac and Cheese are pretty much the only foods I can make when drunk



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Oct 30,2011 4:30am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
xgodzillax said[orig][quote]
dont speak ill of the red baron frozen pizzas richard!


I'm not you foolish gargantuan. It's legit excitement. Their pizzas are incredible but I only ever see them in personal pizza size and I am a large man and have a large man's hunger.


The larger Red Baron pizzas taste different to me than the personal ones. That four cheese personal shit you put in the microwave is next level.

In fact, I rest my case right there.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Oct 30,2011 9:25am
Tripoli's



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Oct 30,2011 10:32am
Do you guys have Jacks out there? Usually 3 for 10$, quite tasty. The Mexican and the Bacon Cheeseburger are mandatory.



toggletoggle post by mikefrommaine at Oct 30,2011 12:18pm
California Kitchen. Newman's a close second.



toggletoggle post by Ancient_Master  at Oct 30,2011 1:32pm
Grandiosa is actually considered a national dish in Norway
there were 27 million pies consumed last year alone- in a country of 4.7 million



toggletoggle post by nekronautloggedin at Oct 30,2011 2:05pm



toggletoggle post by BSV at Oct 31,2011 9:38am
Newman's is probably my fail safe comfort pizza, uncured pepperoni.
also there's a new brand called, Palermo's, which gives newman run for the money, great thin crust.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 31,2011 9:48am
Only bootleg pizzas are real

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by sethrich   at Nov 2,2011 9:14pm



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEneMABradneSs at Nov 2,2011 9:17pm
BSV said[orig][quote]
Newman's is probably my fail safe comfort pizza, uncured pepperoni.
also there's a new brand called, Palermo's, which gives newman run for the money, great thin crust.


nice, got Palermo's out here. It's pretty tasty. The Spinach Mushroom is like GAWD



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Sep 5,2016 1:10pm
Mystic's "pub style" bar pie with uncured pepperoni was awesome until they discontinued that particular variety.

If I get frozen now, it's usually Tombstone or Red Baron. Only if they're on sale, and only once in awhile. I can't stand Digiorno's crust. Something about it I can't put my finger on- a weird flavor or something.

For drunk snacking, can't go wrong w/ a $1 celeste or totinos party pizza.



toggletoggle post by MotleyGrue at Sep 5,2016 3:25pm edited Sep 5,2016 3:27pm
I'm pretty sure I am a frozen pizza slut, Mystic pizza has a tangy sauce, but I always prefer the old school Red Baron or Tombstone, mix that shit with deli precut pepperoni's for that xtra roni. It's what overnighters do.



toggletoggle post by Farmer Brown at Sep 5,2016 7:15pm
I would have said Duncan, but no more. I ain't givin' my business to no god dang chicken rapist.



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toggletoggle post by NeverStopTheMadness  at Sep 5,2016 9:13pm
Dr. Oetker Ristorante Pizza are the only frozen ones worth a damn these days. Everything else tastes weird and fake.



toggletoggle post by pizza inquisitor at Sep 6,2016 8:27am
MAMA CELESTE

bennyhillifier



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