I will fuck your puckered Guinea maw. Don't even listen to The Situation. He's overcompensating. I'll love you right, girl. I can dance to house music.

Tonight's episodes were EPIC

bag of cape cod jalepeno and cheddar potato chips > jaguar64 > your grandmothers old socks > blades of steel > Paul McCartney > rttp radio show > jersey shore

cannot compute

are you kidding me that bitch is disgusting

thats all for slar

is it true they're running the same 3 episodes over and over?

I've only watched in some small doses

why the fuck are you guys watching this fucking shit in the first place!

This part of the equation boggles my mind. You can't possibly believe that.

and if not for the rest of your equation i wouldn't even KNOW what show they're talking about. So obviously you're down with the JS.

Keywords = guinea + episode.
Rubbing two brain cells together I concluded that they were talking about that dumbass MTV show, which they've both admitted liking in the past. I'm not down with JS and barely watch tv outside of the history channel. Reality tv is the worst invention ever

obviously you've never heard me rant about how I believe MTV is a major player in the degredation of society for the younger generation. by watching this nonsense (and being entertained by it for that matter) you people are contibuting to its ratings, supporting MTV, and wasting time. Read a fucking book instead.

or look at the above picture for the answer to all of life's questions.

Oh...

Or just spend your night fapping

Jersey shore > Paul McCartney?

NO

Actually it might be. I'm not sure.... i didn't even know it was MTV that did JS. I'm living in the dark ages with a digital pair of rabbit ears.

So Paul mcartney > jersey shore? lolol

i guess so, i DUNNO I NEVER WATCHED IT!

reading books and watching PBS is not the dark ages. if anything, your room is a renaissance of creativity

add in smoking pot, and playing drums..... and you've got my entire life besides work/sleep.

reality tv show on the life of jimboar > jersey shore

i would pay to see a show where jimbo just goes around and gets into all sorts of hijinks.

oh and ryans right. I saw a pic of the cast for this show and that chick needs one right in her face.

This useless cuntwhore needs a flesh enema.

I went tanning, hit the gym, visited the barber and bought a $30 order of tortellini alfredo ala Marchese in preparation for last night's gift of back-to-back episodes.

Aril, you stand in the way of Italian progress. Capitulate or be vanquished.

I fully agree that MTV is the downfall of a generation. Jersey Shore just happens to be a ray of lullitude.

when I think of Italy, I think of empires, food, and Renaissance. Not greasy American wops. The woman in Italy are very hot too.. Way hotter than the garbage in jersey.

My night last night:

Read 50 pages of "The Fountainhead", watch the PBS Newshour, watching Jersey Shore.

FUCK YOU.

Hhahaha.

You sound like a well-rounded gentleman, Doomkid. Let us smoke drugs and expound on the merits of the balanced life some time.

eh, if she wasn't so disgustingly tanned and all greasy and shit, she wouldn't be that band

granted I am a breast man...and she got some big ass titties

Rowan is a renaissance man

fixd

I love the PBS newshour, but not as much as i love "World Focus" with Daljit Daliwah. She's one smokin arab.

Bitch knows how to dance, Rusty. Don't take that for granted. She sure can beat up the beat.

shit, i can dance to house music.

of course, that's always a plus

its true, dude knows how to wave those glow sticks like its nobody's business

Aril, I will bring the Wophammer down upon thee and you will know the wrath of the Boot Nigger!

I think that RTTP should invade one of DJ Pauly D's club nights to beat the beat back and fist pump the night away.

BEST RTTP PICS EVER.

Dress to impress, fellas

i'd hate fuck the shit out of her, thats all
she DOES have some major tits

Slarchduke Ferdinand knows the score.

I'm 25% Italian. Need moar wophammer!

I've got a sigil that can help you with that.

Let me use it in a ritual plz.

what is it, a tasteless diamond encrusted crucifix on a gold chain?

or maybe an icon of a clove of garlic?

lol @ tasteless

Ahahaha

this isnt slar, slar is slar

i'm with Jim on this one, the fact that any of you would waste one second of your brain power and time on something like this speaks volumes. i hate how the response to my Jersey Shore bashing is "i know it sucks, but it's so funny to watch these people". no, it's not. leave garbage like this to the useless fleshbags, you're actually making yourself stupider by watching. i don't care if they are scum, i don't care if their douchebaggery seems entertaining, shut it off or you're a pussy.

yup

and id rather fuck a doll than that fake pile of plastic, at least a doll cant give you AIDS

I don't watch that shit...I only know about it by watching The Soup

us yetis think alike

TMZ is reporting that on the next episode, the male cast members all ejaculate on a plate of scungilli marinara, heat it up in the microwave and then force feed it to Snooki as they high-five each other.

i've got the dvr set already

I support this thread. We all need our guilty pleasures. I

i hate this everything about this bitch to much to hate fuck her

http://www.babelgum.com/4022027/kids-reena...t-mtvs-hit-series-jersey-shore.html

this is 2012, right here! I feel like I'm watching Romans in their final days whenever the show is on. Without a doubt some of the funniest, trashiest, sexist, racist shit going right now, HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE THIS???

my sister is gonna paint me a portrait of snooki for my bday

I would put my entire hand in her anus and leave my Swatch watch up there in accordace to prophecy.

Getting angry about it is just as bad and even more futile.

inb4 wasn't angry

How many things do you love because of how bad they are? Is this any different for me and my buddies that I watch it with? No.

1985 called - they want their (S)watch back.

looks like 1985 will have to look up Snooki's ass to get it back...Rich Horror is a man of action

Yup, 1985 will have to dig around quite a bit in that dishrag's cavernous dirt trail.

Creepy that Snooki wasn't even born in 1985?

i get what you mean, but there is a massive difference between liking something that is good/bad, and liking something that is bad/bad.

She's had about 1,985 Guido dicks up her dirthole though.

i don't see how being angry about it is more futile. being angry about the existence of something as vile as this shows that i still believe in something more. it's easier to just watch it and say how much it's hated though instead of fighting against the further dumbing down of America.

Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather learn something if I'm watching the boob tube. If I want entertainment I'll flick on sports.

Well, I hold a disdain for the population that actually likes Jersey Shore because they admire the lifestyle... Me and my friends just love watching it and having a good laugh. Some hilarious things have been said on that show.

Exhibit A:
"It's so hard to find a good man these days, huh Snooks? That's why I date women."
-DJ Pauly DelVecchio

Exhibits B-D:
"Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal."
"You better be hittin' the gym and if you're not hittin' the gym for like an hour or so, you know, you may have a problem. Ok, cause I'm at the gym for like an hour-and-a-half.. ya know?.. workin' on my fitness."
"I’m like 'chill out, Freckles McGee.'"
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

''This scungilli tastes off...'' -Snooki

tifa and cloud don't count.

Wow, that was the best you could come up with?

This thread needs more pics of Snooki photoshopped into porn.

NOW.

I'm a nihilist, Yet-ti. I behlieve in nussing.

(And for the record, I used to have five marmots.)

And if this show gets young women thinking it's fashionable to suck as much cock as almost-humanly possible before they die prematurely of skin cancer... I see nussing wrong with that. Population reduction + increased fellatio = thank you, feral boot niggers.

The last girl I slept with was born in 1990 so I'm comfortable with it.

Consent be damned.

I checked her ID, it was all good.

I bet she was a real looker.

Never look a gift whore in the arse.

Don't look at it, eat it.

well at least this is solid justification for its existence.

This. I don't know how you guys can sit through this shit. I can't even make it through a commercial.

will never watch, but
http://thesuperficial.com/2010/01/snookis_ass_anyone.php

ha the best part is the description
"I've honestly been trying to avoid these Jersey Shore kids, but when the one who looks like a Big-Titted Warwick Davis keeps flashing its shit at every club they stop at, it's hard not to make you guys suffer through an unbearable eye-hell with me. "

I would pound her anus with the girthiest length of sopressata I could find, then stuff mozzarella in her cunt to age for six months and make pizza with it afterwards.

now that's italian.

Eohhh, let me tell ya what I'd do to this fuckin' skank. I'd drill her fat fuckin' ass like it was the fuckin' Deepwater Horizon. Then I'd pop plentiful amounts of pearly prick pudding on her puckered pooper, put a fuckin' cherry on top and force that fuckin' cunt J-WOW to eat it up like a fuckin' ice cream sundae, WITHOUT NO FUCKIN SPOON! Eohhhhh!!!

lol what the fuck I don't remember typing this

Reality...
It's a helluva drug.

Don't worry I will do a status update about it.

DO A STATUS UPDATE ABOUT IT

BTW I would totally subject her Roman back gate to a Gallic sack, if you know what I mean.

DYA's semen all have shaved heads. FACT

Nope. Blue paint and Asterix mustaches, every last one of'em.

DYA's sperm are so advanced, they have no use for a feeble flagellum. They use rockets instead

theres got to be a porn site that specializes in this. if there is ass smoothie then why not ass sundae?

i dont think she checks this board anymore

ps I saw the Snookster at walmart at 1 or 2 am..she was making a appearance at some club in town..I was a tad out of it, and should have approached her

We should all be ashamed of ourselves for this thread getting so many hits and responses.

HA!!!

bunch o pervs on this board

Perez Hilton is reporting that on the next episode, the male housemates decide to pull a stunt on Snooki called "the human cannoli" where they wrap her in a pastry shell, invite their Guido friends over and all take turns fucking her mouth, cunt and anus until she's leaking greasy cum out of all three. Pauly D is rumored to exclaim "How's that fuckin marscapone, Snook?!?!" as she nearly dies of asphyxiation. Must-see-TV!

I would TOTALLY suck The Situation's cock!

Lotsa lulz in this here thread.

I've actually started watching this since the 2nd season started....they all act like absolute idiots, but the unintentional humor is absolutely fucking amazing

Anyone who watches this garbage should be shot in the face

Remind me to slice your dingding tomorrow, James.

Only the Arilidingdong is real.

My brown Wagner would like to have a word with you.

I would flip her upside down, put a funnel in her asshole and pour olive oil, vinegar, basil and oregano in until a nicely mixed vinaigrette dressing pours out of her mouth and onto my antipasto salad.

i hope this bitch trips and falls in the Pit of Carkoon.

Not nice.

How long till naked pics of this slob

Funniest part about this is the creepy out-of-place dude sucking from a straw in the background.

fat dude is like "can I just get a fahkin Red Bull and Votka brah!?"

I think that's Vinnie LMAO

Yeah IT'S ME!!! FUCK all you who talk shit! Some of this nasty shit you typed out is really FUCKIN DISGUSTING! To the true fans I LOVE YOU GUYS!

someone's bored

I've never wanted to murder a group of individuals so much in my life. Well, maybe SLIGHTLY less than those cunts on the Bad Girls Club, but, nonetheless.

These people are like fucking tumors.

Cool dismissal of Italian culture, bro.

I bet her vajin smells like this:



with a distinct hint of bleach.

FUCK YOU!!! And what the fuck is a GALLIC SACK you creep!

only reason why people like this whore is because of her tits, but hey...tits can go a long way.

that fat ugly whore is not worthy of the fame she has whatsoever. only in usa.

her tits don't have too much further to go before they and flopping on her waste.

these little woplets make me look like a fucking altar boy by comparison. maaaadonn'!

Haha, I totally forgot I made a "Gallic sack" just for this thread.

she looks like a fucking nigger

ITT: true selves come out

i have no problem with black people. i just fucking hate niggers.

She looks exactly like my girlfriend's mom minus 40 years.

I bet if you peeled that skin off of her there'd be some well cooked Thanksgiving turkey underneath.

I happen to find... her.... sexy.

Do a rumor about it.

Also, nice tampon wrapper on the floor.

I would still lavish her feral Guinea mons

ALRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS?!?!?

http://gawker.com/5881246/snooki-is-pregna...t-and-what-are-we-gonna-do-about-it

Recommended course of action:

^ Sure, but what do we do with the babby?

i support 4th trimester abortion

Hey FaggotIsMySignature!

Scopa tua mamma, figlio di puttana

Those chips kick fucking ass though

I'd totally hit it, but she totally looks like a nigger. I'm torn.

Glorious thread

CUCKOO!!!

Fuckkkkin bukyak!

history channel 2016 = trash.