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returntothepit >> discuss >> All women can't perform like they're in porn by aril on Dec 9,2009 3:55pm
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toggletoggle post by aril at Dec 9,2009 3:55pm
No personal shots at any women here or ones I've been with, but yea. Hopefully someone agrees. Need more facials, ass to mouth, and use of their anal hole, please.



toggletoggle post by MikeOfDecrepitude at Dec 9,2009 4:00pm
Sounds like Aril needs himself a certified freak bitch.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 9,2009 4:02pm
amateur porn is still porn



toggletoggle post by aril at Dec 9,2009 4:03pm
Nope.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Dec 9,2009 4:03pm
I find the sincerity of real women to be much more appealing that ATM. But that's just me.



toggletoggle post by aril at Dec 9,2009 4:04pm
Course jim. I'm with you.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Dec 9,2009 4:05pm
no no, porn would NOT be as much fun if we were together..... we could take turns though.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Dec 9,2009 4:06pm edited Dec 9,2009 4:07pm
MikeOfDecrepitude said[orig][quote]
Sounds like Aril needs himself a blackmetallady.



fixed



toggletoggle post by aril at Dec 9,2009 4:10pm
Fuck that. Metal chicks are fucked. No thx.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Dec 9,2009 4:12pm edited Dec 9,2009 4:13pm
aril said[orig][quote]
Fuck that. Metal chicks are fucked. No thx.


Not a black metal lady literally I meant blackmetallady.



toggletoggle post by aril at Dec 9,2009 4:18pm
More fake arils. Great.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 9,2009 4:20pm
haha, what? These all sounded like legitimate arils.



toggletoggle post by aril at Dec 9,2009 4:25pm
Blackmetallady sucked in the sack FYI.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Dec 9,2009 4:28pm
Martins said[orig][quote]
haha, what? These all sounded like legitimate arils.


Nope. He is a man of many aspects, but he will not claim to ravage metal women to the point that he can rate them against others.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Dec 9,2009 4:29pm edited Dec 9,2009 4:30pm
aril said[orig][quote]
Blackmetallady sucked in the sack FYI.


LOL


With her reputation around here I don't think you want to brag about something like that.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Dec 9,2009 4:31pm
he didn't. (see above post.)



toggletoggle post by aril at Dec 9,2009 4:33pm
Who cares about reputations?



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Dec 9,2009 4:34pm
The Jims don't care!



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Dec 9,2009 4:38pm
Women are all worthless scumbags and not good for anything other than taking anal. says so in bible, etc.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Dec 9,2009 4:39pm
only ArilliusBM is real



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 9,2009 4:49pm
niccolai said[orig][quote]
Women are all worthless scumbags and not good for anything other than taking anal. says so in bible, etc.


welcome back niccolai. Your presence is much appreciated in these dark rttp times



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Dec 9,2009 4:52pm
I sensed a disturbance in the force, and unfortunately my hunch that people on RTTP were even mildly respecting women turned out to be true.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 9,2009 4:52pm
Haha



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 9,2009 6:23pm
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING, DARK SIDE

SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING, COMPLETE



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 9,2009 6:27pm
show me a porno where a girl cooks you food and then goes to be at 6pm so they leave you alone to play ps3. now that is a porno.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 9,2009 6:29pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
show me a porno where a girl cooks you food and then goes to be at 6pm so they leave you alone to play ps3. now that is a porno.





toggletoggle post by reimroc at Dec 9,2009 7:34pm



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 9,2009 8:57pm
aril said[orig][quote]
Fuck that. Metal chicks are fucked. No thx.





toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 9,2009 9:07pm
Sorry sweetch- er, Pam. :p



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 9,2009 9:11pm
pam said[orig][quote]
aril said[orig][quote]
Fuck that. Metal chicks are fucked. No thx.




He's right you know.

Alot of them.... NOT ALL are major sluts.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 9,2009 9:12pm
That goes for alot of counter/subculture girls.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Dec 9,2009 9:22pm
whats the difference between mosquitoes and metal scene ladies?














































mosquitoes stop sucking when you smack them... whores



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 9,2009 9:25pm
Hahsha



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 9,2009 9:38pm
Hahaha!



toggletoggle post by Doomkid NEVER LOGS IN at Dec 9,2009 9:44pm
I think the real problem is that metal chicks tend to be as batshit crazy as metal dudes.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Dec 9,2009 9:49pm
xgodzillax said[orig][quote]
whats the difference between mosquitoes and metal scene ladies? mosquitoes stop sucking when you smack them... whores
haha fantastic



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 9,2009 9:57pm
swamplorddvm said[orig][quote]
That goes for girls.


Fixed that for you.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 9,2009 10:00pm
Doomkid%20NEVER%20LOGS%20IN said[orig][quote]
I think the real problem is that metal chicks tend to be as batshit crazy as metal dudes.


Overly sane people aren't very interesting anyway.



toggletoggle post by Slymo  at Dec 9,2009 11:06pm
pam said[orig][quote]
Doomkid%20NEVER%20LOGS%20IN said[orig][quote]
I think the real problem is that metal chicks tend to be as batshit crazy as metal dudes.


Overly sane people aren't very interesting anyway.


overly sane generally means overly scared of everything.



toggletoggle post by Wickedcoolguy at Dec 9,2009 11:09pm
yeah they r wicked crazy but tey luv me. i let them touch my muscles when im on stage.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 9,2009 11:13pm
pam said[orig][quote]
aril said[orig][quote]
Fuck that. Metal chicks are fucked. No thx.


no matter what the case is, you got married, you don't count.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 9,2009 11:14pm
xgodzillax said[orig][quote]
whats the difference between mosquitoes and metal scene ladies?
mosquitoes stop sucking when you smack them... whores

you have't been with a metla scene lady for long enough.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 9,2009 11:17pm
Bitter Aaron is bitter. Good work, Carina!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 9,2009 11:19pm
whoah... I just lol'd
$5 for a bj



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 9,2009 11:25pm
Do you accept checks?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 9,2009 11:26pm
only from one girl. not you, not RH. sorry



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 9,2009 11:36pm
ITT: attn carina: this dick any sucking itsef.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 9,2009 11:39pm
Aaron, that's not how babby is formed.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 9,2009 11:43pm
I find it hard to believe that that is one of the first things I said to Ostelio.
no Irish twins please.



toggletoggle post by rttp lurking whore at Dec 10,2009 8:13am
I can perform like one. Who wants a piece of ass



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Dec 10,2009 8:23am
rttp%20lurking%20whore said[orig][quote]
I can perform like one. Who wants a piece of ass


ummmmm.... why just a piece? OH SNAP!



toggletoggle post by rttp lurking whore at Dec 10,2009 9:14am
yea



toggletoggle post by blue  at Dec 10,2009 12:25pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
only from one girl. not you, not RH. sorry


You talking about me?



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Dec 10,2009 3:19pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]

you have't been with a metla scene lady for long enough.



this joke applies to any scene really.

scene girls will do anything for dick. because they are worthless whores. well, not just scene girls, but 98% of girls in general.


i hate women



toggletoggle post by MikeOfDecrepitude at Dec 10,2009 3:23pm
Thread win.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 10,2009 6:27pm
xgodzillax said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]

you have't been with a metla scene lady for long enough.



scene girls will do anything for dick.


...just not yours. Wah.



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