I want to start or join a Deathcore band. I have been in Death Metal bands before in FL, but this would be my first time as a vocalist. Main influences: Thy Art Is Murder, Eat A Helicopter, Chelsea Grin, Oceano, (Old) Suicide Silence, Signal The Firing Squad, Tomb Of Doom, Carnifex, ect. I work at a recording studio during the days and some weekends, but I get out around six, weekends excluding. I can send short samples of highs, lows, and inhales. Possibly have guitarist already, but he lives on Cape Cod.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/muc/1460421165.html

(Old) Suicide Silence

this is funny

I think SS is the only band I've heard of on kid's list. Since SS blows, I'll just go ahead and assume the rest of them do as well.

Eat a helicopter is a dumb name. Very dumb. Almost too[\I] dumb. Cunning, these deathcore kids are.

Must stick to metal roots.

Please fill up my inbox with wav files of you grunting.

please would everyone stop saying deathcore, its giving me diabetes

What should it be called?

bennyhillifier

bennyhillifier

haha, i really like the name "eat a helicopter". it's so stupid it's funny!

i just told my boss that name, and he said "what, do they dress up like godzilla?"

get it?
I lold.

Thank God there was no such thing as Youtube when I was a kid. I can't imagine the stupid shit I would have been tempted to do.

how come they HAVE to wear the standard "cut off nut circulation - tight" jeans? AND the dumb fucking hair?

Haha, TYAG played with Eat A Helicopter in Albequerque. Their bassist let us stay at his house; awesome kids but definitely not my cup of tea. I guess the name is based on something relating to crystal meth or acid, I can't remember.

really? huh....

if not crabcore, then crap.

i know that crabcore and deathcore aren't exactly the same, but crabcore can encompass them both.

'copter-core?

i like borecore. maybe crabcore and deathcore can be encompassed by borecore.

boarcore?

that's an affront to the quality of your music. Boarcorpse is far too good to have "core" attached to it.

thank you, but we do refer to ourselves as baconcore.

anyone want to start a bananacore band?

Bananas don't have cores, that's apples you're thinking of, silly!

how do you like them..... ah fuck it.

Wanna sing for my post-rock band? We are influenced by the Backstreet Boys.

That's fitting. You elitist faggot.

What happened to all the good trolls?

no such thing. anona-wimps. way to hide behind a fake name.

NIGGER was the best.

meh, i didn't think he was that funny. The only one i really laugh at is duchebagpatrol, that one doesn't specifically pick on people, they only made almost every thread un-openable at work. (at least with images on.)

which was funny cause i use text mode.

Douchebagpatrol has ruined the entirety of some of my days.

i tried unsuccessfully to look up what it means to 'eat a helicopter' because i was surprised it was missing from the tome of drug information that is your brain.

Raviolicore.

haha, i tried to look it up too.

Hey gauyz lol what's up lol I hate these fake trolls lol they have the worst sense of humor guys lol.
Where da almonds at?

New Jersey style guidos playing metalcore. GENIUS.

Only musical requirements is to have a blowout haircut, wife beater and a fake platinum chain.

Don't be so mean to the little bitch, he might think he's even better than you than he already does..

Chilly Willy Wongface was the best troll.

FunkIsMySignature

I agree that NIGGER was a pretty funny troll.

I saw that guy trying to work out at my gym last night with tight jeans on. 2 1/2 minutes on ellipticals and less than 10 reps of hammer curls keeps him in shape.

is 'tomb of doom' really a band?

sounds like a D&D module