So I was sitting outside doing some writing, and I see movement in the corner of my eye. It's a cat! So I reach to pet it and as I'm reaching, I realize that petting it is a terrible idea... because it's actually a skunk. I jump, the skunk jumps, and the next thing you know I have it's ass pointed towards my face. I ran a few feet, waited a minute or two, and went back inside.

I can't believe that the only thing that smells about me right now is my bo. Fuck skunks.

you're welcome, soccer mom

haha, that is the perfect image to post in response to a really boring story. Well done, anon.

I'm looking forward to the wall of fail pictures

And you did not rape it? WTF NILLA

Still, you escaped smelling truly terrible for a week or so.

the other day I was driving home from band practice when I came upon a baby skunk, I wasnt able to stop until I was right over it, where of course it sprayed the shit out of the under side of my car, now every time I get in or out of my car I get a healthy dose of skunk fluid stank

one day i came home from work and then nothing happened. true story.

HAH

I like squirrels. Sometimes I feed them peanuts.

/fix'd

This is applicable

Since you did not fight the skunk, are you admitting to us that you are a pussy?

I had a similar experience except I was just about to take a piss and I looked down to a skunk looking up at me. I slowly zipped up my junk and slowly retreated. Lucky. Fuckin Nashua is loaded with em.

i have skunks all over my neighborhood. they dont spray that offen but they go through my trash and thats NOT COOL, SKUNK.

When I was in college, we had one that kept getting inside our garage and into our trash. In my stoned logic, I reasoned that if you kill a skunk with a head shot, it won't spray - very wrong I was. Well my aim was good and the smell was very, very bad. Since it was a garage-under house, the stink permeated through the entire residence and my roommates hated me - faggots obviously couldn't take a joke.