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returntothepit >> discuss >> A guy goes on a 2-week vacation in europe, this is his gf's emails by the_reverend on Aug 17,2009 9:21am
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toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 17,2009 9:34am
Haha, that was awesome.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Aug 17,2009 10:04am
3. Date someone who doesn't have the attention span of a fruitfly.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv... at Aug 17,2009 10:06am
Brilliant. What an absolute psychotic.



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Aug 17,2009 10:11am
that was good...proves the soullessness of SOME women



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 17,2009 10:17am
Yeah that broad's crazy, but didn't it tip him off that his girlfriend wasn't like "I'll miss you for 2 weeks". He knew that shit was coming.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 17,2009 10:19am
My_Dying_Bride said[orig][quote]
that was good...proves the soullessness of women



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 10:20am
Awesome



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Aug 17,2009 10:24am
that was fantastic



toggletoggle post by joeycobra  at Aug 17,2009 10:30am
It's mind blowing how fucking stupid she is.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Aug 17,2009 10:36am
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
Yeah that broad's crazy, but didn't it tip him off that his girlfriend wasn't like "I'll miss you for 2 weeks". He knew that shit was coming.

I dunno about that. I have a feeling he was just so used to her day-to-day obliviousness that he actually started to underestimate how dense she would be, like "Yeah she DOES get distracted by keys and shiny objects, but there's no way in hell this hasn't sunk into her by now that I'm gonna be backpacking in Europe for two weeks." I've seen this happen a number of times and the dude alwaysa gets blown away by the girl's new found levels of "derrr"



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 17,2009 10:42am
It's funny cause this weekend carina forgot that I was going to the gym sunday mornings again. I got a lot of txts and a couple vms/missed calls from her.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 17,2009 11:41am
women are nuts /thread.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Aug 17,2009 12:26pm
"2" should have read "2. Make sure you change your voicemail message to say you'll be away"

What a numbnuts.



toggletoggle post by The_Rooster  at Aug 17,2009 12:26pm
I wish I could have the last 7 minutes and 43 seconds of my life back. :(



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 17,2009 2:39pm
"now whos the stuipd one"

BAHAHA.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 17,2009 3:23pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
"now whos the stuipd one"


hahaha dumbass. this reminded me of graffiti some dipshit wrote in wet cement near the Price Chopper on Park Ave/Highland, it says "troulbe".



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 17,2009 4:06pm
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