Checck otu this 5 i was about to spend... i laughed for pretty the much the whole day about it.

HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

for a split second i thought that was going to be a five i drew a little word bubble on like 3 years ago. I think it was something really super clever like "im a fag", but that takes the cake. kudos for that find, Spauld

has anyone else gotten any money that says "fuck tomatoes" on it?
cause ive gotten it back from 2 different places...

that is fuckin awesome. i used to find one dollar bills all the time with a word balloon saying "i grew pot" stamped next to george washington's head, but this lincoln one is the best ever.

I think you should write on jefferson "I heart niggas"
since he had concubines.

ben franklin caption?
andrew jackson caption?

BE CREATIVE! it's your money!

the_reverend said:

on the grant 50 it should say "i heart booze" and on the 100 it should say "i invented bifocals" or "i invented electricity. fuck you thomas edison, even though we are from different time periods."

franklin "now save 9999 more pennies"
jackson "wanna duel?"

would Richard Simmons be on the 2 dollar bill?

nope, $3 cause he's queer as one.

2 dollar has jefferson and they make those joke 3's that have clinton smoking a jib

the franklin one should be like "now remember kids,dont fly a kite on a stormy day with a key attached to the end"

hahaha... oooooooooookay

i smell a "best bill captions" contest...

spaldin... didja at least save the $5 or
did you buy condoms and bananas with
it already??

im not spending that bill ever. i gave it to Alicia to keep it safe from my spending wrath.

frame it and put it over your bed

that is probably what is going to happen

swallow it so it would get stuck in your
intestine and have to be surgically removed

thats what i do with used condoms that i get from people that have AIDS

nice. i was wondering what happened to those....

ok the greatest thing all week...for me i would have to say getting a paying gig to shoot kittie

why do i always get these requests at bad times?

but i still think i am gonna do it!

that's horrible! why you would be punished for taking pics of kittie!?!?!