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returntothepit >> discuss >> Composted and The Blackness Monster part ways by MarkFuckingRichards on Jul 8,2009 12:00am
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toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jul 8,2009 12:00am
It is unfortunate to announce that Eliot Bayless, AKA The Blackness Monster, is no longer a part of Composted, but it was a necessary move. He was just too intimate with all of our mothers and it really made us feel inadequate, so we kicked his ass to the curb.

In all seriousness, Eliot has decided to step down from his duties as guitarist for Composted, also resigning from his position as the Ambassador of Funk. At this point in Eliot's musical career, he feels his focus should be on recording, mixing and producing, as well as professional session work, which none of us can blame him for. He has true talent across the board musically and being in a death metal band doesn't necessarily allow him to express himself the way he wants and needs to progress and remain happy with his music. We wish Eliot nothing but the best and the split is nothing but amicable. We'll still be working with him when the time to record our next release approaches. It is unknown at this time whether or not we'll be seeking out another guitarist to fill his spot.

Eliot's last show with the band will be this Friday, July 10th at O'Brien's Pub in Allston with Macerated (VA), Embryonic Cryptopathia and Rampant Decay.
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toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 8,2009 12:10am
This band just lost all its street cred.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jul 8,2009 12:13am
What's funny is that another black dude sent me a message on MySpace a few hours ago seeing if I need a guitarist.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 8,2009 12:14am
Tell him that eliot is the only nigger in your life.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jul 8,2009 12:15am
Agreed.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jul 8,2009 12:16am
Having just been in this situation (quite literally), it is indeed hard. But sometimes you just have to do what you gotta do- more power to Mr. E, I hope his recording gig takes off.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jul 8,2009 12:18am
If you don't need that guy, send him our way, we're now at 0% black dudes and have no street cred because we're the whitest band evar



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 8,2009 12:27am
composted is racist.



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at Jul 8,2009 12:50am
it really suck's when this shit happens...mark is leaving goreality allso...heh



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jul 8,2009 12:55am
:(



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at Jul 8,2009 1:02am
and he is black



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 8,2009 1:04am
Does this mean they're creating armies? i knew obama was up to no good......



toggletoggle post by rbss at Jul 8,2009 1:08am
Eliot is a sick producer and I think he's making the right choice for his life overall and his career path. It makes me sad to not be playing in a band with Eliot anymore but we will probably still jam together on random ideas.

<3 Eliot



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jul 8,2009 2:35am
oh noes!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jul 8,2009 3:12am
Blackeliot is Black



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jul 8,2009 6:07am
So that means he's still in 548589 other bands, right?



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at Jul 8,2009 6:50am
Nope, this brings him down to 1 that is more of a recording project anyway.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jul 8,2009 9:49am
whaaaaaaaaaaaa? i just saw all you guys last night and an hour later mark is posting that eliot's not in the band anymore. :( did he quit because the swamp gas from our practice room is invading the composted room?

seriously, best of luck to composted and eliot. eliot is one of the most talented musicians around and the second coolest black guy ever, behind samuel l jackson. he's also the second coolest eliot ever, behind the kid from ET (MSD wants to go back in time and get behind the kid from ET). I probably won't be able to make it out to the show friday, so have a great time playing together for the last time. best of luck to all you guys.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 8,2009 9:59am
boo-urns to this news



toggletoggle post by blue  at Jul 8,2009 10:33am
Darkie ist dark



...And black.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jul 8,2009 10:44am
poop this is a bum bum



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at Jul 8,2009 11:02am
Actually Ken, it was the swamp gas. Thanks douchebag!



toggletoggle post by martins forgot to log in at Jul 8,2009 12:10pm
Aw man, this is the first I've heard of this. Want a fat guy whose siqq band just broke up to join?



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at Jul 8,2009 12:58pm
We shall see fellow chubster. We'll have to talk soonish.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jul 8,2009 1:10pm
Yes, please. I can be not gay, believe me!



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at Jul 8,2009 1:54pm
Wait...NOT gay? Sorry, you're not what we're looking for.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jul 8,2009 1:58pm
Balls.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 8,2009 7:55pm
Can i join then be kicked out because im too big of a faggot?



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at Jul 8,2009 8:13pm
You're in.

Now get the fuck out.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 8,2009 8:37pm
WOOHOO



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 8,2009 8:38pm
I gained like 15 pounds just from being in composted for a few seconds.



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at Jul 8,2009 9:22pm
And sucked a career high of dicks.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jul 8,2009 10:47pm
NIGGER DICKS!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 8,2009 11:25pm edited Jul 8,2009 11:25pm
can i be you're new chair player?


I HAZ SKILLS TO PAY BILLS



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 9,2009 8:19am
balls. good luck to Sir Operation Get Behind the Darkies.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jul 9,2009 8:32am
Bummah



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jul 9,2009 9:48am
let me bring da slammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm metallllll



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 9,2009 10:15am
Someone should be part of this EXTREEEEEEME GRINDCORE band



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at Jul 9,2009 11:13am
From RHODE ISLAAND.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jul 9,2009 11:16am
featuring new england's most well-known shred guitarist Mark "Bova-ing" Richards



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jul 9,2009 11:16am
or is it Mark "Fucking" Richbovards?



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at Jul 9,2009 11:28am
I believe the latter flows better. One day The Rev texted me and told me he changed me in his phone to "Mark Richard Bova" or some bullshit.



toggletoggle post by DYA NLI at Jul 9,2009 11:39am
So you guys finally gonna do that Skrewdriver cover album you're always talking about, now?



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jul 9,2009 11:53am
So much African-Americanism in this thread. It's disappointing that the white man is being so oppressed.



toggletoggle post by kilgore at Jul 9,2009 12:30pm
In the mean time, you can become the first 1930's talking picture inspired band. By wearing black face.



toggletoggle post by Ted Danson at Jul 9,2009 2:56pm
Hey, Bob Hope did it!



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jul 9,2009 11:42pm
i heard cmtaib was going too get serious and try out for this serious band



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 10,2009 8:17am
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
So much African-Americanism in this thread. It's disappointing that the white man is being so oppressed.


There's no African Americanism in this thread.



toggletoggle post by timma at Jul 10,2009 9:42am
Awwww dude, that sucks hard...understandable though. Best of luck Eliot!



toggletoggle post by s.axl.beckett at Jul 10,2009 4:22pm
I don't know how to play slam metal really, but I wanna join another band cause marcus is in 10 of them. Seriously though what are you looking for in terms of a guitar player?



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at Jul 10,2009 4:26pm
Scott, we'll be figuring that out soon since we don't really know just yet, haha. If you're at the show tonight we may be able to discuss.



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