STFU you play drums.

woah woah woah. that was uncalled for.

don't you guys need a drummer?

i think that is the point of this thread

WE NEED A PERCUSSIONIST

Yes, please.

ha, ya you do.

hah this thread speaks nothing but truth

I can't handle the truth?

The best instrument description goes to Infected Disarrary

http://www.myspace.com/infecteddisarray

"Ed - lacerated jugular extremities & shrieking un-anaesthetized post-op wound trauma.
(ex-Detrimentum)

Rushy - cardiovascular pulse disruption & cyclical bludgeonings of malpractice.
(ex-Gorerotted, Detrimentum, Grindethic Records)

Paul - scrutinisation of septic tissues & eviscerating mortuary grindings.
(Brainchoke)

Tom B - practitioner of precision pathological tooling & necrotic tendon torture.
(Twitch Of The Death Nerve, Beef Conspiracy, Grindethic Records, Repulsive Dissection)

Tom C - slap handed intestinal extractions & inappropriate operation table ticklings.
(Twitch Of The Death Nerve, Beef Conspiracy)"

LIES

I PLAY BONGOS

i'll play xylophone for your band. no joke.

i play with xanax

I call rhythm triangle!


I'm not good enough for lead triangle.

you could be the next sLIpKnOt.

I know a few salsa-inclined boriquas who may beg to differ, Grant.

... And by "beg to differ" I mean "cut you"

Those descriptions are too metal for their own good. Or maybe just metal enough. but most likely, too metal.