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this is an oldie but a goodie!

pay close attn!

or she gets THROWN DOWN THE STAIRS!!!!

ahh, the good ole days.

sounds like the family in "Far from Heaven"

she's the good homemaker while he's out humping guys. Jeez.

haha that rulz

is it wrong that i actually want a woman to cater to these things. seriously bitches need to know their role, because if they got 2 black eyes they already been told twice

oh the good years before women learned how to divorce

Abbath said:

ahahahahahahahah

"In the old days it was legal for a man to beat his wife, so long as he used a stick no bigger than his thumb". Name that film please. Clue; " Well yo can't do much damage with that. Perhaps it should of been a rule of the wrist".

"In the old days it was legal for a man to beat his wife, so long as he used a stick no bigger than his thumb".

They should mention that it was the old days of the Babylonian empire, not just "the old days". Damn dropouts.

Word up! This puts them sluts in their place.

the boondock saints

"be a little more gay and a little more interesting for him"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

swamplorddvm said:

Seth Putnam is Nature's punching bag.

wait wait... if it just puts sluts in their
place, none of us have to worry. we're
far far from being sluts.

i know i'm no slut

but i hear some of the guys on here are..oh wait a minute, no..that makes them "cool"...yeah right

give me a break

i was in court today wathing a lot of this shit and most of the replies in here are NOT funny

i.e. women "learning" to divorce, getting black eyes etc

on the other hand..THIS is funny:

Tara Patrick (aka Carmen Electra) was arrested by Miami Beach police in November 1999 and charged with battering her husband, former NBA star Dennis Rodman.
Actress Tawny Kitaen was arrested by Newport Beach, California police in April 2002 and charged with spousal abuse and battery on her husband, St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Chuck Finley.

i wish i could find a woman to beat me
especially a woman that looks like carmen

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Beware of anti-women comments, Porn Belt might be watching.

Women bashing is for boyish/inmature/insecure men... Grow up! Sometimes its fun and we all understand and everyone laughs including the girls but sometimes its too much... and half of you wonder why you dont have a girl friend?

i know why i don't have a girlfriend, and it is definately because I go to far all the time on everything I do and say.

that comment wasn't directed at you Joe, the others who obviosly dont know they act stupid, you admit you go too far, and you probably enjoy it, cant fault you for that.....

I was dating someone in the fall of 2003, but our schedules conflicted way too much so we broke up.

People are stupid and if they can't handle what I say then fuck them.
I only care about enjoying myself because I am selfish.

i tell my girl friend to fuck herself constantly i keep that bitch in check and yet she loves me. just gotta train em properly, and i have to be at least as much of an asshole as joe if not more, girls love being treated like shit

Josh, i know your good to your girl, your just trying to be a tough guy, now tell everyone who acctually runs the relationship... ha ha ha

when have You even seen my girl?? you havent you know why because she was in the cage - i dont let her out for band practice she knows her role. in all seriousness i am a wicked ass to her and i want everything done MY WAY or else.

i was just playing josh,

it seems like the guys are more sensitive
than the ladies here...

MyDeadDoll said:

so what are you implying... hehehe

oh nothing

yeah ok. hehehe.

i'm gonna bith slap all of you in here

EXCEPT my beloved dollface!

succubus said:

davyp said:

Haha well isn't someone mature?!?!

No girls here are gonna screw you, so you might as well join in joking about the general subservience and inferiorities of women like a real man!