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returntothepit >> discuss >> 1991 Chevy Astro Van for sale by Marcel on Mar 15,2004 2:22am
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toggletoggle post by Marcel at Mar 15,2004 2:22am
I am selling a 1991 4 wheel drive Astro Van. This is an ideal van for a 3 piece band or distro. You could probably fit a 4-piece band in there if you don't have stacks.

104,000 miles
4 new tires put on 3,000 miles ago
Runs great, selling because I no longer need a van, I could use a small car.











toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Mar 15,2004 2:45am
give it to me- i'll light it on fire and poop on it. in that order exactly



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Mar 15,2004 2:48am
that's a lot of miles... i bet it's gonna take a crap on itself soon.



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Mar 15,2004 8:06am
what are you asking for it $$$? Just curious, I work with cahs.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Mar 15,2004 8:14am
umm... what engine does this thing have.

and 104,000 miles is great for a car thats 13 years old. seeing as that 15,000 is average milages a year for a car... if this is a 5.0 or 5.7 liter V8 then this is a good van.



toggletoggle post by davyp at Mar 15,2004 8:38am
the average milage that any one would use is 12,000 not 15,000... this vehicles value is 1) kelly Blue Book @ $3,140.00 and 2) the NADA (National Auto Dealers Association) value is $3,806.00.... i work for an auto insurance company and this is what i do all day long.... so if any one is interseted than these are the Actual Cash values of this car... use thse to your advantage...



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Mar 15,2004 8:49am
but the main question still remains... V8?



toggletoggle post by davyp at Mar 15,2004 9:06am
no V8 and the engine is less than 5.0....



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Mar 15,2004 9:43am
awww... who the hell would want to buy a van that has 6 cylinder engine? i think GM made 4.0 V6s...



toggletoggle post by davyp at Mar 15,2004 9:48am
i think it is the 4.0 v6.... i think that s what the books stated for the engine size



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Mar 15,2004 9:54am
its a big V6 but they werent amazingly reliable, from what i remember hearing about them. 5.0's and 5.7's are amazingly reliable and have billions of parts for them that you can find easily seeing as that they are very popular motors.



toggletoggle post by davyp at Mar 15,2004 9:58am
its because there big and suck gass like its going out of style and they pollute the planet like theres no tommorow.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Mar 15,2004 10:33am edited Mar 15,2004 10:35am
my 5.0 gets 25 mpg on the highway... thats not so bad and it even passed the emissions test so well the guy asked my dad if he was sure it was really a 5.0... not all V8s are pollutant ;)

to further solidify my point, my 91 caprice wagon supposedly gets 16 mpg city and 25 mpg highway.... the same thing as my mom's 2000 galant that has a 4 cylinder (16 city and 25 highway) so... ;)



toggletoggle post by davyp at Mar 15,2004 10:49am
I was just kidding about the polutants all cars polute... no matter what engine is in there....



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Mar 15,2004 10:52am
HA! my chevy sprint could fit nicely in you astro!!!



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Mar 15,2004 10:54am
well obviously... its just that people now-a-days try to shit on V8's saying that they are gas guzzlers and that they are extra pollutant. long live muscle cars!



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Mar 15,2004 10:54am
chevy SPRINT?!


...



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Mar 15,2004 10:57am
AAHAHAHAHA THAT'S RIGHT!!!!
listen to this Spaldino!
3 cylinders!
62 horsepower!
and it's an 86' with only 54 thousand miles too it!!!
AHAHAHAH IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT!!!



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Mar 15,2004 10:59am
i feel sorry for you =(



toggletoggle post by davyp at Mar 15,2004 11:01am
TheGreatSpaldino said:
i feel sorry for you =(


AHHHHHHHHHHH ha ha ha



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Mar 15,2004 11:01am
ahhaha i know, but i got it free from my dead grandmother so i'm not too sad! HA!



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Mar 15,2004 5:59pm
Marcel where you at? Who are you?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 15,2004 8:40pm
I did 40K miles last year.



toggletoggle post by putain  at Mar 15,2004 9:03pm
my mom drove one of those when i was 9 .. im glad the thing died



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Mar 15,2004 10:16pm
how the hell are you gonna sell a mini
van when you don't even reply to your
own thead?? retard.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Mar 15,2004 11:52pm
i dont think this is a minivan... its proportions are too tall to call it a minivan. i used to see a lot of companies use this type of van as their work van... couldnt say the same for a ford aerostar (the ford van of that year).



toggletoggle post by Marcel at Mar 16,2004 12:19pm
I wrote a long response but it didn't show up here.

104K is pretty reasonable for a 91 astro van. It's only a V6 with a 4.3 engine.

I live in Lynn,MA and im seeking $2,250. Any more questions I can be reached at Marcel_Moreau@student.uml.edu



toggletoggle post by davyp at Mar 16,2004 12:30pm
@ $2250 thats a good deal.......



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Mar 16,2004 12:33pm
hey davyp i have commerce insurance is there any way you can go on the computer and make my bill status as paid for the year??



toggletoggle post by davyp at Mar 16,2004 12:36pm
i dont work in that department, but if you ever get into an accident i can help you there



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Mar 16,2004 12:41pm
can i fake an accident and get paid for it??



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Mar 16,2004 12:41pm
or get 2000 for a minor dent?



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Mar 16,2004 12:41pm edited Mar 16,2004 12:42pm
i smell insurance fraud



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Mar 16,2004 2:05pm
Personally, I've rather have a Safari, has a bit more class. Price is decent drive before you buy of course.



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