I dont understand why this is a problem. Dude is already dead.


http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/04/01/tall.man.coffin/index.html

tack that onto my list of reasons why i want to be cremated.

some people are really into that whole "vessel" thing and consider something like that a desecration. i absolutely want to be cremated, but if i have children and they can't afford a "modestly priced recepticle" then i'll tell them to just cut me in half and put me in a cheap coffin.

Yeah I dont really understand the outrage here. The guy's dead. It's not like removing his organs and filling him with wax is any better.

it would've been better if they had the guy hold his own legs in the coffin

actually, not even cut them off but bend them upward totally unnaturally so he could hold them

hahahahahaha

Fold his legs up to his chest, or am I the only one who wants to enter the afterlife doing a cannonball?

caaaaannonball coooooomin

"Frylock step away from the pool"

"CANOPENER!"

ha!

I really thought this said legos at first.