Here's the plan. Once a month, have somewhere between 5-10 people over. Every time i will have two more Riff Traxs for our humorous enjoyment. I will also be serving food cooked by: you guessed it, Chef Jimbo. There will be a small required "donation" of about 5$ to cover the food, and all will be good.

If you don't know what Rifftrax are yet, here's an explanation. If you've ever seen Mystery Science Theater, you know that they just watch a movie and make fun of it the whole time. Riff trax are the same things, just audio files that sync up with newer shitty movies. They are hilarious. Any takers? I got 4 people already into it.

this does sound like a good time. when you doin it again?

DUDE KATIE AND I ARE SO THERE. I have a huge MST3K collection; we watch a different episode pretty much every night before bed. SO DOWN.

sounds funny, but why not invite hilarious friends over and make fun of movies yourselves?

also a good idea, but while my friends are witty, they aren't fast enough to do MST3k stuff. Probably start next week or the one after. And there really will be an awesome menu for each night. I think this could rule.

wow this sounds like fun! I'm in! (well depending on when it is)

WHEN THE FUCK IS THIS YOU FILTHY WHORE

HOW MANY TICKETS DO I HAVE TO SELL

IS THERE GIRL ON GIRL HATE FUCKING AT THIS

so this is NOT affiliated with relapse?

NO IT'S RANDOM GRAB BAGS FROM CENTURY MEDIA THAT COME WITH RAZOR SCOOTERS THAT HAVE TICKETS FOR SALE TO MOUNTAIN CLIMBING

you had me at scooters. the rest was gravy.

mmm chicken, watermelon, biscuits, mac/cheese and motherfuckin gravy kid all served with grape drink.

WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE?!?!? I WANT SOME APPLE DRINK!!!!

it's green.

but seriously Jimbo, you should put that into motion with the first event

AND THOSE BIG BROWN CIGARETTES THE URBAN YOUTH LIKE TO SMOKE. THE ONES THAT COME WITH ALL THE EXTRA TOBACCO FOR SOME REASON.

Also buy a pit bull.

I would enjoy one of those big bouncy moonwalk carnival ride things

is pizza allowed at this?
or is it too bad for the scene.

STOP RUINING RIFFTRAX PARTIES

Get a promoter for this.

one of the nerdiest kids I went to highschool with has the speed and thought process to imitate MST3k perfectly, during every movie.
he lives a good mile from me too, so if you want live action MST3K I could invite the supernerd.

I love me some rifftrax. I think the only ones I have are the ones for Predator and Memento. My former roommate has just about all of them though. Awesome idea.

Dying to hear the Phantom Menace RT.

Why can't you live down the street, jerk?

WE SHOULD ALL GO ON THE REAL WORLD TOGETHER

i am not a jerk. And if it's too far fo ya, you can crash on my lazyboy.

I am thinking Friday april 4th. Takers?

Well then, here it is:

To be able to come to this, you must send me an email with your favorite food, snack, drink, and music. If i don't recieve an email, you cannot just show up. Unannounced guests will not be allowed inside. A coherent email gets the directions too,

what is this bullshit, naw man it don't matter to jesus. he goes where he roams, busch league sike out shit. laughable man Ha haaaaaa

Also, you have to be able to magically move the 4th to Friday.

haha, alrighty then. I guess the third works too.

WHAT OK

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So, we doin' this or no?

I REQUIRE INFOTAINMENT

Rifftrax<3