some funny away messages from people on my buddy list

Away Message:
Lick the shit off your brother's dick from your sister's ass!!!
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Away Message:
away: I am the low point in your sine wave!

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You must tie her down, on a bed, and spank her. Spank her well, and after you've spanked her you may deal with her as you like. And then... spank me. Yes, yes you must give us all a good spanking. And after the spanking... the oral sex!!
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Away Message:
Myself (and my computer) are at Coup D'etat - IM me if you need me, i'll be here a lot.

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the light from the sun reaches earth in 8 minutes

build a rap metal rock, put Grand Buffet in it

set the target at heaven, let the rocket blast.

may our death come quick, when we smash into God's ass.



-Grand Buffet
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Away Message:
packing for chicago

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-D
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Away Message:
Over at the Crazies.

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Leno said it best:

"George W. Bush has created more gay marriages than jobs during his tenure as president of the United States....."





there's always a siren

singing in a shipwreck.



www.defyunlearn.com



The Apprentice is on......



"They shouldn't worry about the boob on TV, they should worry about the boob in the White House" ~Tito on the FCC.
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How about this one:

PEOPLE






That is all it says.

"You must tie her down, on a bed, and spank her. Spank her well, and after you've spanked her you may deal with her as you like. And then... spank me. Yes, yes you must give us all a good spanking. And after the spanking... the oral sex!!"

does this turn anyone else on? or am i alone?

Am I the only one who knows what movie that is from?

monty python and the holy grail, and yes, it turns me on too. to have a room full of hot young nuns saying that to u is truly heaven

I FEEL ABUSED NOW!!

MyDeadDoll said:

This sounds like a grand all time. Im up for it.

hmm someone from this board has this:
having wet dreams of you.



wooooooooooooooo

Thats mine hahaha......meh

now i need something more attention grabbing...

Uh... Ok.

i'll come up with a good naughty-ish
away message... and you will all envy
my creativity...

Away Message:
i'm getting my beauty sleep, so leave a message... but who knows when i'll be awake....

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Was it meant to be this way?





I am alive

but always falling







The scars in me will never heal

an overdoes of nothingness







i'm running out of dreams to dream