Succubus' thread about the best lie u ever told has inspired me to start this thread. so out with it people, spill your guts!!!!!

i'll start. let's see. when i lost my virginity, it was done illegally (i was 16, she was 27, YEA ME!!!!!!!!!)

when i was like 14 i took my mom's credit card and joined a porn site. me and my dumbass-ness and being new to the internet, i figured you would only be charged when u went on the site. so i only went on for that "first week trial period" and then afterwards never went back on the site. 8 months later, i had cost my parents about $350. yea, i was in a lot of trouble for that one.

that's all i have to say for now. who else?

you should confess to the reverend...

/me looks for that page

aaron where did it go?

yeah so i guess our beloved reverend got too popular...and removed that option

well then CONFESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I carved a inverted cross in a church in mexico. Mwahahahahahaha
oh and i burned a bible with my friends. oops.

Not to worry, ill just pay my way into heaven. \m/

actually myne is worse than it sounds
so i don't wanna say itbut you use the term "sin"
sin according to ...? i associate that term to catholicism...and if you don't believe in god..then...
i dunno..i'm getting tired...

swamplorddvm said:

that's nothing, i wear an inverted cross and pentagram necklace every day, i have a bible with "666" carved all over it, and i once pissed on a church. one day i wanna go into a church and unholy the holy water

wow... this thread is full of real winners! -__-

i don't belive in "sins" persay as much as i belive in right and wrong to belive in sinning would require beliving in dog <---< (it's spelt backward)

i have many wrongs i could confess but i would have to wait fo the statue of limitations to run out before confessing my guilt or innocents

I'm a Heathen, I don't believe in sins, it's all gravy to me. But if you insist, I like Pat Benitar, that might qualify.

swamplorddvm said:

hehehe

" i was editor of the school magazine!" "i used to masturbate...constantly!"

"oh ya, i ran for congress and won, then i had sex with the intern, killed her and hid the body..." "i digitally remastered jabba the hutt into the original starwars movie, whateva i do what i want..."
-eric cartman
god bless that show

dreadkill said:

Airheads

I play Magic:The Gathering

I spray painted an inverted cross on the Virgin Mary statue in Sacred Heart School in Hampton NH.... People flipped out over it.... I still get a chuckle out of it....

i don't sin. i'm an angel.

The Misenthropic Luciferian Orders shall smite thee!!!

you can't smite an angel. sorry.