Last night I dreamed my Dad was dead and my mom had married a big fat woman I worked with at Boston College. Neither of these things are true. I ended up getting into a fight with the fat lady over her telling me I would stop liking cranberry juice because it was just a fad. I attacked her with a jack knife that my best friend gave me as a gift for being his best man. What the fuck was that all about?

i love having weird dreams

I'm so fucking bored at work

search for the "zombie dreams" thread i started. I still have them once a week at least.

its obviously about the next hivesmasher set.

So I was driving and my car started to fly. I was like "Fuck yea where should I go" so I tried to fly to Ireland and somehow always wound up in russia somewhere. Then when I found my way back to Boston, the very top of the hancock building was laying upside down on the ground for unknown reasons. I guess in the dream I knew someone who worked there cuz I was searching the top part and everything inside was still upside-right. Wierd.

"Tell me about your mother."

all my dreams lately have had commercials in them.

last week i had a dream that i was raping Chasey Lain.

she was screaming for help and my girl came running in angry as hell.
but the funny thing was, she wasn't mad that i was raping someone, she was mad that i was cheating on her with a porn star, haha

now thats a keeper

^^^HAHAHAHAHA!!!
good point

wow... I just had a dream that reesh from 100 demons and I were hanging out, but he was hired to kill me cause the someone was paying him to kill me. I was the representation of "all that was sinful in the world" because I take pictures that scene douches but on their myspace. after some driving he said he would let me live in at a party on saturday, I yell out how much of an asshole this really little kid was and then let the little kid beat the shit out of me. of course given the options I agreed right after his body disposal guy called. he dropped me back off at some party for dwyer's birthday. Everyone at dwyer's party had their own room in dwyer's ccomplex. I started drinking, but I gave a guilded pen to deathchick to hide in her toilet. At the right moment, she told dwyer to go fix her toilet, but I think he was too stoned to get the hint. I woke up before he got the hint and before jere figured out how to turn on the snuff film dvd we were all going to watch.